ADD now more than ever (662 hits)
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Submitted by BLT (View user info) at 2009-09-13 07:18:44 EDT
I look at the front page of Ubersite, and I am suddenly gripped with sadness. Sadness that eats at my soul. Sadness that forgets what I was talking about.
Yes, we need a little ADD, a short contest of fiction or poetry or something; really anything; to make us forget that posts from five days ago are still on the front page. This place is drying up faster than Rob Berg's wife. All malicious personal attacks aside, you fuckers obviously need to be TOLD to write; otherwise you just won't. So, here's your opportunity.
ADD. It is THE contest to end all contests. If you don't want to be a part of it, well, I've already lost interest and now I'm going to go smoke cigarettes and drink. ADD is like campaigning for Barack Obama. It's something that you do because all of your friends do it, and then once he takes office you feel like your work is done, so then you go take tranquilizers or something and bitch about republican congressmen. ZZZZZZ
Oop, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to alienate anybody from other countries, everybody is welcome to join. Even people from Canada.
Okay, let's see how many people are interested in participating in a little ADD. The rules of ADD are very thorough and complex:
1. You're entry has to be less than 500 words.
Okay! Those are the rules of ADD. If you can, write something. If not, fine too; I will probably be distracted by a very bright light.
Who wants to part of ADD?
Sign up is below.
User Reviews
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-16 21:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-09-14 15:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're out of line making fun of Rob Berg's wife. People's wives and mothers are off limits.
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Thanks for clearing THAT up. All this time I thought wives and mothers were great targets.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-09-16 09:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-09-14 15:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're out of line making fun of Rob Berg's wife. People's wives and mothers are off limits.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-14 15:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I may, or may not write something about chickens.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-09-14 04:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-14 02:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be part. But I can't write today.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-09-14 00:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ubmitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some people just can't deal with absolute freedom.
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ahh finally, no more calls....we do have a winner!
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-09-13 20:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uber needs add like scourge needs another helping of sweet potato pie
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-13 20:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck with this, man.
I really hope a lot of users come out and sign up.
I don't want to fuck up your chances at this by joining in...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-13 20:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by negligent007 (user info) at 2009-09-13 11:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sign me up also
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-09-13 10:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://blog.heritage.org/2009/03/24/bush-deficit-vs-obama-deficit-in-pictures/
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-09-13 10:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-09-13 07:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
barack obama is a piece of shit; by far the worst president this country has EVER had. i'm sorry if you voted for him.
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Really? worse than Warren G. Harding? By saying "piece of shit" what do you actually mean? Can you provide examples and reasonable debate?
Follow.
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He's increasing the deficit at a dangerous rate by printing and spending a shit ton of money on bullshit projects, such as bailing out GM and Chrysler. If he had let them fail, so what, we lose a few car companies. Maybe the value of cars we already have would actually go up a bit. The national debt wouldn't have increased.
The info is all over the internet. Simply go to ANY forum on ANY website, and read the arguments people give for or against Obama. It's not hard to see who is full of shit. Pretty clear he is ruining the economy....I believe he's doing it on purpose, but some don't agree with me on that.
Also, one other thing....please provide links to sites that are clearly Pro-Obama, with forums and people discussing topics at length, because I haven't found any. I'd like to hear some clear facts supporting this community organizing scumbag.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-09-13 09:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would fight every single American President. And I'd make sure to let each white(minus 1) fucker know how much I respected getting to fight them as I beat them into oblivion. I'm waiting for you Polk!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sign me up.
Then, put me down for a forfeit in Round 1.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no don't write 500 words write LESS than 500 words
goodness.. there's only one rule and you're already trying to break it
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not Mr Bun!! :(
I only wish I were.
I am writning 500 words as we speak now, blt, put your handbag away.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber wins on traffic, no doubt, but I dunno. I still come here but rarely do I find much to interest me. Particularly fiction wise. And ratings mean nothing - I wanted hits.
might find something I wrote 'elsewhere' and post it for this contest
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Fine! You can do whatever the fuck you want. There is one rule.
Some people just can't deal with absolute freedom.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-13 13:05:06 BST (#)
how very ei to pick up on every little comment, twist it and try and e fight.
:P
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*sigh*
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Somebody's riding that Alter, and using a familiar vocabulary doing it.
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Boredness eradicator : http://www.etisrebu.com/Games/Invaders.swf
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha i am not Mr Bun!!!
doofus
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mr Bun below. (great boobs included)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do be daft, hurty, you know how we used to joke hits mean everything and getting on mva would be a dream come true.
i never said you gained anything, it was just a way to kill time
how very ei to pick up on every little comment, twist it and try and e fight.
:P
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Uber isn't dying, or whatever. websites are symbiotic beings, they need eachother
,to compete, inspire or flame. Just like the living beings that create them.
Hitwhore (maybe even a banning attempt) : http://www.etisrebu.com/pHpHR1c.htm
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What do you gain from getting hits on a website? You're not gaining anything other than... well, anything really.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:00:28 EDT (#)
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Uber wins on traffic, no doubt, but I dunno. I still come here but rarely do I find much to interest me. Particularly fiction wise. And ratings mean nothing - I wanted hits.
might find something I wrote 'elsewhere' and post it for this contest
Haha so KK. :)
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-13 08:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-09-13 07:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
barack obama is a piece of shit; by far the worst president this country has EVER had. i'm sorry if you voted for him.
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Really? worse than Warren G. Harding? By saying "piece of shit" what do you actually mean? Can you provide examples and reasonable debate?
Follow.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-13 07:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for BLT's comment.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-13 07:54:26 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure why you think that PH is the shit dude. When you compare traffic, Uber wins.
I might find something I wrote 'elsewhere' and post it for this contest.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-13 07:52:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-13 07:32:31 EDT (#)
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see here is the deal, beeltea. if i post it's gonna be read by maybe 250 people as opposed to the 2k plus hits before the 'lull'. It will struggle to garner anymore than 20 comments and most of those will be from the same person with a pletora of accounts or me talking with FJ and good grief if it's poetry it will be rubbed of the front page faster than a Dan Tangle post.
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I see what you're saying, Orphelia. Maybe you shouldn't be worried about how many people read/post/hit/comment/because none of the previous really matter and you can go to pulsehead i guess but why the fuck wouldn't anybody want to just write up less thnn 500 words and have have a little fun... and I give head to the winner... a little bonus prize i forgot to mention.
Really, hits matter? Multiple accounts? Who cares? This is why this site is dying, because people have lost focus of the main I'm sorry I just got distracted by a very bright light and eat it with a spoon
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-09-13 07:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
barack obama is a piece of shit; by far the worst president this country has EVER had. i'm sorry if you voted for him.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-13 07:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
efforst someone dose submit
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I really shouldn't do class a drugs on a sunday
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-13 07:33:48 EDT (#)
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*plethora
there are probably other typo's since I was using the same dictionary as no1hasdis.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-13 07:32:31 EDT (#)
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see here is the deal, beeltea. if i post it's gonna be read by maybe 250 people as opposed to the 2k plus hits before the 'lull'. It will struggle to garner anymore than 20 comments and most of those will be from the same person with a pletora of accounts or me talking with FJ and good grief if it's poetry it will be rubbed of the front page faster than a Dan Tangle post.
Sadest thing is, it'll still get on most heated with even that predictable, sorry response.
I'm sticking to pH but I am happy to troll on any efforst someone dose submit.
I'm doing that right now, in fact.
I miss TheUniter.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-13 07:25:24 EDT (#)
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it doesn't have to be poetry, there are no rules. 500 words or less.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-13 07:22:00 EDT (#)
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poetry?