samsung? more like samDUNG! (751 hits)
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Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-09-06 16:59:41 EDT
my monitor died and the shipping label samsung promissed to sen so i could mail the piece of shit back to them for repairs is way overdue. i've had to use my ps3 for the internets and it is annoying to type with a controller. i hope roger a. samsung gets raped in the nose.
i saw someone with a cochlear implant working at kfc. that's depressing. you get your hearing back so you can listen to people ask for snack boxes and popcorn chicken.
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-09-13 23:00:33 EDT (#)
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i don' have to explain my art to you warren
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-13 04:03:28 EDT (#)
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this post sucked. If I wanted to read customer service complaints I'd be a ChaCha guide.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-09-10 19:29:30 EDT (#)
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Stealing that cochlear implant line.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-09-09 04:14:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-09-08 15:38:52 EDT (#)
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i posted the last few lines so i could get away with whining about electronics
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-08 10:58:40 EDT (#)
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this post could have been a contender if you'd just used the last three lines and a catchy title.
as it is, your electronics woes just ruined it for me.
:(
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-09-08 06:15:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-09-07 17:12:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Entaran(user info) at 2009-09-07 08:46:25 EDT (#)Ranking: 0You fail. You can plug a usb keyboard into a ps3 in 3 seconds flat.
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Thought of that the first night. My keyboard isn't usb :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-07 12:43:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116045
Fun times and impossible to repeat.
20 comments and you top Most Heated.
I'd love a bionic eye instead of thins silly old glass one.
I can only dream, pen.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-09-07 10:47:40 EDT (#)
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I have no issue with Samsung. Panasonic is another story.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-09-07 10:16:07 EDT (#)
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How does one repair a monitor that died?
It's raining rays of sunlight here.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-09-07 09:32:12 EDT (#)
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No one ever says "it's pissing buckets of blood" when it rains.
We say "rainin cats and dogs" and "omg it's raining" and a police officer just said to me in a chipper tone "oh, well it decided to monsoon"
I think I'm going to try and get "it's pissing buckets of blood out today" started.
Maybe throw a strentch in the middle like it's no big deal.
Maybe some vomit too.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2009-09-07 08:46:25 EDT (#)
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You fail.
You can plug a usb keyboard into a ps3 in 3 seconds flat.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-09-07 07:24:36 EDT (#)
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My wife works in a deaf/mute environment with children. The kids with cochlears look like miniature cyborgs running around.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-06 20:32:49 EDT (#)
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Um... okay.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-06 18:25:04 EDT (#)
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I have a Samsung cell phone as well. I keep it under my balls when I drive that way when someone calls it vibrates my nuts and brightens my day.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-09-06 18:04:04 EDT (#)
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Samsung rapes. You're an idiot. etc. etc.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-09-06 17:59:25 EDT (#)
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Really? My cell phone is a Samsung. Last night I used it to bludgeon someone to death, then I propped the door open with it so I could drag the body out to my car. Still works like a dream.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-09-06 17:40:26 EDT (#)
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HAHA you said cochlear
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-06 17:08:16 EDT (#)
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