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flash fiction for antius because i can't navigate pulsehead :) (939 hits)

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Rating: 0.83 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by experima (View user info) at 2009-08-22 18:08:31 EDT


Just needed one more drink. Just one more, and there was a bar just one block down. Went down. I'd had a bottle but I went down. Jenna the bartender, hot blonde, no experience in these things, she served me. Two drinks.

She panicked.

"What's your mother's name?"

"Sue."

"What's her phone number?"

"..."

She grabbed my phone out of my bag and called my mom.

Then she called the paramedics.

I woke up with bruises on my arm from where they took blood. I was .4. They told my boyfriend I was .47.

That's dead talk.

I felt fine and pulled the IV out of my vein in my right hand; I wanted to call a cab.

They pulled me back when I almost reached the street. I was put on a gurney and wheeled to a room where they posted a guard. They either thought I would harm myself or that I would leave AMA. They were the ones who suggested I call a cab. I was confused.

My boyfriend picked me up when he woke up. He wondered why they didn't call him over and over since he's one block away yet they called my mom over and over and she's in another state.

He came to get me. He was late for work, and I was sorry about that. He's never late for work.

I rode in the passenger side of his car on the way home. He says that doesn't count for my anxiety programme, but I feel like it does.

I haven't ridden in the passenger seat of a car since the last time I was in the Emergency Room, when my mom took me in for a panic attack.

I'm making progress.


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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-31 18:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2009-08-26 03:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like you, and it was worth reading, but that's it.

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-26 02:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i must say i'm a bit disappointed that you're associating with chaos-ching, he's Trouble with a capital giant blubbering drain on society vagina.*****

Trouble is a girl you've never dated, loser. Papa B will love you anyway, but only for a while. Try again.



Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2009-08-25 20:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-25 12:38:16 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pulsehead is depressing
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I wouldn't know, but if it's the haven for thin skinned uber users it seems to be, I believe you.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-25 16:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i must say i'm a bit disappointed that you're associating with chaos-ching, he's Trouble with a capital giant blubbering drain on society vagina.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-25 15:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pulsehead is depressing

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-25 15:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

EX!

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-25 14:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

At least there's no survey.

Fag below.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-25 13:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If the angel where you, this post would have 3000+ hits and 200+ reviews by now. Vagina power like that could stop global warming, were you to use it for good.


Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-08-24 13:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hello.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-24 12:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 experima

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-24 12:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-23 15:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And I am hot.

=================================

No you aren't. Now off you go, get back under your bridge.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-24 11:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-24 10:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-24 09:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-08-24 09:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Premium (user info) at 2009-08-23 04:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-23 02:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Sorry hon, half the users on this site hate me because they think it makes them cool...
============================================

SPPPPFFFOORT!

(That was the sound of Coca-cola spurting out my nostrils)

Half the people hate you because you're actually egotistical and stupid enough to say something like that.

The other half hate you because you're ugly, arrogant, thoughtless, and ugly. And ugly.
---------

And he spends our tax-dollars on beer, cigarettes, bad haircuts and bead necklaces.

Personally, that's why I don't like him.



Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-08-24 00:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If angels really looked like that, I'd be trying a lot harder to get into Heaven.

Submitted by Premium (user info) at 2009-08-23 19:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Let go of what, Pregoo?

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-23 17:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But you don't have a boyfriend...













































ZING!

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-23 17:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-23 16:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-23 16:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*Hot like vomit :(


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-23 15:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol let go much, alter boy?

You sound like Bubba.

And I am hot.

Submitted by Premium (user info) at 2009-08-23 15:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, but you're ass ugly too, and probably pregnant, and wearing too much goddamned blue eyeshadow again. So, you know, what you say really doesn't count.

KK is a dickwizzle.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-23 15:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think KK is rather hot.
Everyone on this site is egotistical. And all men are thoughtless and arrogant.

Ex mail me.x.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-23 14:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Oh, jesus fuck, c'mon...






Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2009-08-23 13:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't hate much of anyone...

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-08-23 06:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where you been???

Submitted by Premium (user info) at 2009-08-23 04:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-23 02:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Sorry hon, half the users on this site hate me because they think it makes them cool...
============================================

SPPPPFFFOORT!

(That was the sound of Coca-cola spurting out my nostrils)

Half the people hate you because you're actually egotistical and stupid enough to say something like that.

The other half hate you because you're ugly, arrogant, thoughtless, and ugly. And ugly.

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-08-23 04:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

nice 1 pandora


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-23 03:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think KK is the coolest but damn, that was funny pandora.
:D

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-08-23 02:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Why do the other half hate you?

(j/k)

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-23 02:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Sorry hon, half the users on this site hate me because they think it makes them cool...




Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-08-22 23:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This ain't Survivor.


Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2009-08-22 21:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

if i read correctly, the train wasn't leaving untill next week.a good start anyway.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-22 20:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck welfare king

Submitted by Premium (user info) at 2009-08-22 19:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Y HALO THAR BUTTSEKS!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-22 19:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Read your mail when you can x

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-22 19:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So who are you anyways? BTW, I've decided to go off clonazepam, I'm on day 6 of tapering, on day 8 of withdrawals. Took the past 2 days off of work due to withdrawal symptoms.

Hope your doing well!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-22 19:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ex, are you there do you have AIM?

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-08-22 19:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2




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