GPF - NSFW - Unless you're black (1335 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2009-08-21 10:09:41 EDT
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-09-02 03:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-24 09:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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OMG BadAssJulie sighting below!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 17:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god fucking dammit caul, everything is all about big black cock with you.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-09-01 16:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ungh.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-27 13:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-27 01:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i have a good headset but like i said, i don't like to get drawn into a game.
it's too stressful...gunshots and shit. i wanna relax.
i'm actually a lot better at playing CS when she puts shit like Enya (i know gay) in the background than when I play with the headset and mic.
go figure.
you're lucky you have a woman who enjoys horror films. mine could barely watch District 9...ridiculous.
show that to your girlfriend: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=176_1187215494 :-D
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I think that's part of the reason why I stopped playing it, besides the lack of weed. It really is a stressful game. Not just the horror aspect of it, but the fact that you're always running out of ammo, being a survival game and all.
Sometimes I feel lucky, but when she wakes me up in the middle of the night after having the most fucked up dreams ever, I think she might be just a tad insane. In the last one, one of her teenage brothers tried to kill her, then gnawed off her mother's hands (she survived), killed her little sister, other brother, and father. Then, when I tried to intervene, he uppercutted me Mortal Kombat style into the ceiling. Apparently I could jump ten feet in the dream (almost typed game) and didn't die, so at least her subconscious has some confidence in me.
Yeah, that video should set the mood tonight.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-08-24 14:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method's Mom!
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-24 10:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I too also had KFC and a white chick last night.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-24 09:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Man, I really want some chicken now.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-24 09:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ./ It's a trap! \
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _,,,--~~~~~~~~--,_ . . . .\ ._________/
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,-' : : : :::: :::: :: : : : : :º '-, . . \/. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .,-' :: : : :::: :::: :::: :::: : : :o : '-, . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . ,-' :: ::: :: : : :: :::: :::: :: : : : : :O '-, . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .,-' : :: :: :: :: :: : : : : : , : : :º :::: :::: ::'; . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .,-' / / : :: :: :: :: : : :::: :::-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;\ . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . /,-',' :: : : : : : : : : :: :: :: : '-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;;| . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . /,',-' :: :: :: :: :: :: :: : ::_,-~~,_'-, ;; ;; ;; ;; | . . . . . . .
. . . . . _/ :,' :/ :: :: :: : : :: :: _,-'/ : ,-';'-'''''~-, ;; ;; ;;,' . . . . . . . .
. . . ,-' / : : : : : : ,-''' : : :,--'' :|| /,-'-'--'''__,''' \ ;; ;,-' . . . . . . . .
. . . \ :/,, : : : _,-' --,,_ : : \ :\ ||/ /,-'-'x### ::\ \ ;;/ . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . \/ /---'''' : \ #\ : :\ : : \ :\ \| | : (O##º : :/ /-'' . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . /,'____ : :\ '-#\ : \, : :\ :\ \ \ : '-,___,-',-`-,, . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . ' ) : : : :''''--,,--,,,,,,¯ \ \ :: ::--,,_''-,,'''¯ :'- :'-, . . . . . . . . .
. . . . .) : : : : : : ,, : ''''~~~~' \ :: :: :: :'''''¯ :: ,-' :,/\ . . . . . . . . .
. . . . .\,/ /|\\| | :/ / : : : : : : : ,'-, :: :: :: :: ::,--'' :,-' \ \ . . . . . . . .
. . . . .\\'|\\ \|/ '/ / :: :_--,, : , | )'; :: :: :: :,-'' : ,-' : : :\ \, . . . . . . .
. . . ./¯ :| \ |\ : |/\ :: ::----, :\/ :|/ :: :: ,-'' : :,-' : : : : : : ''-,,_ . . . .
. . ..| : : :/ ''-(, :: :: :: '''''~,,,,,'' :: ,-'' : :,-' : : : : : : : : :,-'''\\ . . . .
. ,-' : : : | : : '') : : :¯''''~-,: : ,--''' : :,-'' : : : : : : : : : ,-' :¯'''''-,_ .
./ : : : : :'-, :: | :: :: :: _,,-''''¯ : ,--'' : : : : : : : : : : : / : : : : : : :''-,
/ : : : : : -, :¯'''''''''''¯ : : _,,-~'' : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : :¯''~~~~~~''' : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : | : : : : : : : : :
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-23 17:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're fucking disgusting
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-08-22 23:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 13:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
seriously, thats going to be someones mother one day.
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Most likely already is. Those Huggies Pullups don't pay for themselves, you know.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-21 18:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit that
...with a bucket of extra krispy....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 15:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-21 20:21:57 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some book about U.S. History
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well that's a contradiction in terms
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-08-21 15:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-21 15:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:14:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
T.J. Hicks: Did you know Holland invented chicken and waffles?
Deuce Bigalow: Really?
T.J. Hicks: Before that you could get chicken or waffles, but they were the first to put them together! Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that.
Deuce Bigalow: You know the Dutch started the slave trade.
T.J. Hicks: THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!
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Some book about U.S. History told me it was Portugal, but I'm going to trust Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo god damn it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 15:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
T.J. Hicks: Did you know Holland invented chicken and waffles?
Deuce Bigalow: Really?
T.J. Hicks: Before that you could get chicken or waffles, but they were the first to put them together! Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that.
Deuce Bigalow: You know the Dutch started the slave trade.
T.J. Hicks: THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-21 15:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm... fried chicken.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-21 13:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't even notice the GPF aspect of this, probably because there are certain users I tend to click on without really paying attention to the title.
+2 because GPF should exist again.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 13:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
seriously, thats going to be someones mother one day. thats the funniest bit. bullying is being driven into areas we never thought possible, its like wartime scientific development.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-08-21 13:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
friday again? See if i've got something.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-08-21 07:52:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you get permission from your Mom before you posted videos of her all over the internet??
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I was expecting another Method's mom joke from Quint, instead.
Submitted by Premium (user info) at 2009-08-21 11:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The goggles do nothing!
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-21 11:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you get permission from your Mom before you posted videos of her all over the internet??
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lols.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you get permission from your Mom before you posted videos of her all over the internet??