Berty writes disfigured woman eroticism (938 hits)
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Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2009-08-21 06:11:53 EDT
Lindsay looked at herself in the mirror. Thin blonde hair surrounding small and watery, blue eyes which in turn were mounted atop her long thin head. Pale foundation caked her skin, like shoddy plaster on the wall of a greasy spoon, but covered up the blotchy patches of flesh that had never quite made it to "radiant".
Lindsay smiled as she ran her hand up her side, over the silver polyester nightgown that hugged her small breasts, over and around her neck and to the beginning of the scar that started at her chin. It was a long scar, that she had carved into her face as a teenager, with a chisel she'd found in the garage and sharpened to a jagged point on the brick of its dirty wall. It widened dramatically at her mouth, the gully of it passed up through her bottom lip and straight up the top lip to give Lindsay the appearance of a cleft palette.
The scar then wound through the left nostril, the cartilage had grown back misshapen and was almost white. Lindsay was careful to leave the foundation around this area subtle, to make sure the tone was more noticeable. The gully of the wound then tore a curve under her eye socket, shallowing out as it had slipped out of the flesh as it approached her ear.
The tissue within the walls of its valley was soft and whilst the scar itself was somewhat devoid of feeling, the edges around the wounded flesh always felt electric with sensitivity. As she probed the meat of it with her forefinger, Lindsay half closed her eyes and parted her lips as her left hand involuntarily caressed her breasts.
A knock at the door moved her from her sensual reverie and, after appraising her appearance and finding it satisfactory, passed out of the bathroom and into the cluttered, softly lit apartment to the front door in 7 steps. Peering through the peephole she smiled and opened the door. She greeted her visitor with a nasal whine; "Hello Steven! It's always so nice to see you."
A man of indeterminate age, somewhere between 30 and 50, stepped through with his head bowed low. He wore a beige coat that Lindsay relieved him of and hung on a hook on the back of the door. "Heya Lin. You been keeping well?", he said. He spoke with a faint West Country accent and his eyes seemed to look everywhere but at Lindsay.
"Alright", Lindsay smiled as she honked out the word, her lips parting as her tongue ran around the outside of her mouth. The scar glistened wetly and Steve's eyes flicked excitedly to her mouth before roaming up and down her body. Lindsay allowed him to stand grinning stupidly for a moment, luxuriating in the moment, before pressing her body against his and sliding her arms under his arms to grip the back of his shoulders. Steve allowed himself to be drawn into the kiss, deliberately passing his lips across the scar and reaching down with both hands to grip her rear.
Drawing away from direct contact, Lindsay unbuttoned Steve's white, striped shirt, then ran her hands down his bare chest to the top of his trousers and drew down his fly. As she reached in with her right hand, she guided him backwards towards a wooden dining chair that sat in the corner of the room next to a small round table upon which sat a lamp that provided the half the room's illumination. Steven sighed as Lindsay knelt down in front of him and drew him out of his trousers.
Delicately she pushed back his foreskin and enclosed the head of his semi-hard cock in her wet mouth, teasing the edges of it with her lips and running her thumb and fingers down his shaft. Her left hand cupped his balls and massaged the back of his sack. Steven's head lolled back in the chair for a moment as he sighed contentedly and then he looked down at Lindsay with a smile on his face. He reached down and pushed the hair from Lindsay's face as she worked on him. Holding the hair back with his right hand he stroked the scar tissue under her eye with his left. At this Lindsay moved her mouth down his length and caressed him with her tongue as she took him fully into her mouth.
As he became fully erect she drew back, his penis coming out of her mouth with a wet pop, and gazed into Steven's eyes. Not breaking the stare, she puckered her lips and rubbed the tip of his penis up and down against the gully on her lips. Steven moaned softly.
Opening her mouth, Lindsay guided the tip up and down along the wound on her top lip and licked the base of Steve's prick. The warm meat across her scar and the satisfied noises from Steve caused her to ache with desire, so she reached down between her legs as she pleasured him. With her other hand she stroked Steve firmly.
"Ooh Lin" Steve breathed, "you're so fookin' bootiful", his accent broadening as he lost himself to Lindsay's ministrations. Steve ran his hands across the top of Lindsay's head but his eyes never left her mouth against his cock. The sensation grew intolerably wonderful and Steve's fingers flexed uncontrollably as he climaxed.
Lindsay closed her eyes as hot ejaculate splashed against her face. As she felt the last of his seed dribble down the side of his member, still clasped in her hand, and across her fingers she gingerly opened her eyes and smiled at Steve's panting face. Steve stared in fascination as the semen formed a sluggish river in her scar, running down past her nose, to her lips and down her waiting throat.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-05 15:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-05 00:35:47 PST (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-11-05 01:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
*shakes head*
reading this was painful...not gramatically, just painful in general.
what doesn't kill you will make you stronger though right? like you'll learn from this right?
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JohnnyX is as incapable of learning as he/she/it is inscrutable.
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HAHA, you just assumed from the pic that this mess was mine?
WRONG, my posts suck much worse than this.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weird but hot, innit.
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-24 10:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Props anytime I actually save an image..
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-08-24 09:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No fucking way! She was a winner! We just kind of had a few weeks of boning and drifted apart.
i just couldn't fuck her from behind, it freaked me out. She could have been a little boy for all i could see, a little boy with a serious scar.
But I fucked her plenty of other ways.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-21 07:43:45 EDT (#)
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You dumped her because she was small?
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-08-21 07:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty = master of the Niche.
This reminded me of a hot little chick I used to fuck, she had a serious scar running from under one boob, round her side and across her back - some sort of rib removal / replacement / bone marrow thing.
Was hot as fuck though. Her and her scar.
She was tiny though, to the point I couldn't fuck her doggy style because it freaked me out how small she looked. Before you say it, she was 19 and i was 22.....
but she looked 12.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-23 17:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well played!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-22 14:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-08-21 20:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-21 18:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tl; dr, but the pic was cool
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-08-21 17:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have scars on my face from when a dog bit me when i was 5. There's one on the side of my nose that used to show a lot when i smiled and people used to ask me about it, but it's mostly faded now. Scars are cool.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I hate when I read sex posts, because no matter how long it's been afterward I always think about them when I actually have sex, and this one does not paint a picture I would like to hang in my boudoir, sir.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This reminds me of one of the first Berty reviews I read, or maybe it was a post, where you talked about the joys of fisting a menstruating woman. Freud would be proud of you.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*yawns*
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
though that image is AWESOME, and i highly recommend anyone who likes that image to check out tvtropes.
google it, if you havent heard of it.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nonsense.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i didnt read this, nor will i, im just commenting upon how i am now fed up with your 'berty yada yada yada' formula of titles.
that, and you kind of slightly irritate me, yet i dont know why, you seem nice enough.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-21 14:30:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've met Myleen Klass, she's a Norfolk girl. I would.
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she'd rather have her clit cut off, covered in my urine and shoved up her nose.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've met Myleen Klass, she's a Norfolk girl. I would.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woody at werk
woody at werk!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:20:34 EDT (#)
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come on losers, closest you have got to a women is sniffing the models oin M&S and no i dont mean Myleene Klass
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read this, but +2 for Dresden Codak.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It can all be blamed on clothes. Concealing things, making them appear bigger/smaller or a different shape. It's one of those things that woman can do but men can't without ridicule.
Packing bra's is fine, sticking a sock down the front of your M&S Ys isn't.
Women are practically encouraged to buy and use sex toys, where as no self-respecting bloke would buy a blow-up doll or rubber cunt and his missus certainly wouldn't want to see him fuck it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-21 08:40:04 EDT (#)
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I know they are Durkha, but well... it just seems that you'd know she was small before you chose to start a relationship with her.
Unless she shrank or something. That'd make sense.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-21 08:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't take you for the erotic fiction writing type.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-21 08:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds reasonable, I once broke up with a girl because I didn't like her tits.
These things are important.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-21 07:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You dumped her because she was small?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-08-21 07:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty = master of the Niche.
This reminded me of a hot little chick I used to fuck, she had a serious scar running from under one boob, round her side and across her back - some sort of rib removal / replacement / bone marrow thing.
Was hot as fuck though. Her and her scar.
She was tiny though, to the point I couldn't fuck her doggy style because it freaked me out how small she looked. Before you say it, she was 19 and i was 22.....
but she looked 12.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-21 07:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOO YEAH!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-08-21 07:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great now I have to change my pants.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 07:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I came.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2009-08-21 06:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm on gardening leave. This was hot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 06:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im just not at ease reading this type of filth at work.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-21 06:23:01 EDT (#)
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I was bored and was thinking about blowjobs and then I got distracted and started thinking about that new Quentin Tarantino movie about which I know nothing, then I got distracted again and then thought about Quentin Tarantino movies. So I started thinking about the hooker in Kill Bill whose face is cut up. Then I got distracted again and couldn't remember what I had been thinking about so I started trying to remember and then I thought about a scarred hooker.
THEN I started thinking "what about a really plain person who has an awesome scar or burn and builds a life out of it like that MP what has the mad facial burns. What if a scar became the focus, the rescue, of an otherwise boring face?" Then I thought about what it'd be like to recieve a blowjob from such a person.
And VOILA!
So there is no dirtyness in my mind at all EI. Just a logical process of thought. My mind is so dirt free that it is like a laboratory where they assemble tiny robots to be blasted into space.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 06:19:51 EDT (#)
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i dont give a fuck berty. pervert.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-21 06:14:26 EDT (#)
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The comic is from Dresden Codak.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 06:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh good god, you dirty berty.