A Seal is just a Big Oceanic Puppy-Dog! (1207 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.07 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-08-18 06:04:38 EDT
Awww seal!
:3
D'AWWWWWWWWWW.
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-27 11:46:00 EDT (#)
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This is obviously photoshopped. The shadows are all wrong. You're a fag for posting this.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-09-27 05:03:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95372#2225878
turns out I did
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-10 14:09:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-09-10 02:48:09 PDT (#)
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You're actually pretty fucking weird, dude. And I'm saying this on Ubersite where weird people are fairly standard.
But yeh, you strike me as a guy who's pretty fucking unpleasantly strange IRL.
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wow, I'm surprised you would even care - I've been around here about 5 years now, and no one seems interested in reading my posts, but folks like the pictures, and my wisecracks, so that's what I give 'em.
In summation, allow me to give to you advice courtesy of our own Congressman Herbert J. Shlongy (R-S.C.)..."Go fuck yourself, kid."
:) (smileys make it ALL BETTAR!!!!1!1!!!!)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:13:29 EDT (#)
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*gasp*
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-19 18:31:34 EDT (#)
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sharron 7-31-2009 @ 9:53AM
Sorry for the dolphin, looks like to me the sharks waited for his release, it seems like the sharks waited all this time to get what they did not finishe when the dolphine was first caught with shark bits. Marine life may have brains like an elephant! Wow!
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Sage?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-19 18:28:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-19 14:16:12 PDT (#)
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Nevermind, apparently the Exxon story is bullshit.
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=rehabilitated+seals+eaten+by+killer+whale&meta=&aq=0&oq=rehabilitated+seal
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That's unfortunate.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-19 17:16:12 EDT (#)
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Nevermind, apparently the Exxon story is bullshit.
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=rehabilitated+seals+eaten+by+killer+whale&meta=&aq=0&oq=rehabilitated+seal
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-19 17:10:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.pawnation.com/2009/07/30/sharks-kill-rehabilitated-dolphin/
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-19 16:52:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-19 14:38:08 EDT (#)
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Gotta love nature. My favorite story is Exxon spending $70,000 per animal to rescue some seals after an oil spill. They had a big PR event around releasing them back into the wild -- a killer whale ate every single one of those $70k seals right in front of the press less than 3 minutes after they were released.
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lol, link please.
There was another one recently, where an aquarium and a bunch of volunteers had spent months helping some injured dolphin/porpoise (can't remeber which). They finally had a big celebration when it was healthy enough and went out to rehabilitate it to the wild. A fucking shark came and mulled the thing to death right in front of them.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-19 15:45:21 EDT (#)
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serously, do you have a link to that story? lol
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-19 15:45:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-19 14:38:08 EDT (#)
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Gotta love nature. My favorite story is Exxon spending $70,000 per animal to rescue some seals after an oil spill. They had a big PR event around releasing them back into the wild -- a killer whale ate every single one of those $70k seals right in front of the press less than 3 minutes after they were released.
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-22 14:24:40 EDT (#)
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this made me laugh like a retard at a frog pond.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-08-19 15:21:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-19 14:38:08 EDT (#)
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Gotta love nature. My favorite story is Exxon spending $70,000 per animal to rescue some seals after an oil spill. They had a big PR event around releasing them back into the wild -- a killer whale ate every single one of those $70k seals right in front of the press less than 3 minutes after they were released.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-19 10:38:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-08-19 08:53:10 EDT (#)
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Nature is heartless. I mean, look what it did to most of you jobs.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2009-08-19 02:07:25 EDT (#)
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this must be some sort of trick photography - i'm sure seals only eat icecream
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-08-19 01:15:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-18 10:38:00 EDT (#)
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seals are raw materials in the canadian economy. stfu world :-D
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Not to mention effing delicious. This picture is sweet
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-19 00:37:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-08-18 23:59:07 EDT (#)
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that is one bad ass seal.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-18 16:14:59 EDT (#)
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Yum...Sushi!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-08-18 16:08:49 EDT (#)
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Frame #2 Seal gets pawned by Great White
Frame #3 Great White gets pawned by Killer Whale
Frame #4 Killer Whale gets pawned by Japs
Frame #5 Japs get pawned by Fat Man
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-18 15:27:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-08-18 13:49:15 EDT (#)
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SWEET MONKEY CHRIST!
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Yes?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-18 14:55:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-18 14:42:08 EDT (#)
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Normally would be a -2nocontent but the pic was mildly amusing.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-18 14:24:43 EDT (#)
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Penguout
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-18 14:09:59 EDT (#)
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I once saw a seal with it's head bitten off wash up on shore.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-18 14:08:05 EDT (#)
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Awesome. Awesome to the max.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-08-18 13:49:15 EDT (#)
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SWEET MONKEY CHRIST!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-08-18 13:14:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-18 13:11:23 EDT (#)
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Oh neat! A national geographic picture!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-18 12:42:16 EDT (#)
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It's amazing how cleanly the head came off at the neck, like you could stuff his organs back inside and find a different penguin head to pop right back on.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-08-18 12:04:42 EDT (#)
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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Uka%2BSStFL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-18 11:09:23 EDT (#)
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AND he's married to Heidi Klum.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-18 10:52:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-18 10:05:27 EDT (#)
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Ubersite, which song do you like most of these three?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P71oIp1Ls8Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylu0ybj7DIg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9QM9ud2V70
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the 1st one. i'll look into that band actually.
this is what i'm listening to right now : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74XlpI30D5c :-)
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-08-18 10:50:25 EDT (#)
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could say that the penguin's fate is sealed.
amazing no one thot of that first
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-18 10:38:00 EDT (#)
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seals are raw materials in the canadian economy. stfu world :-D
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-08-18 10:18:49 EDT (#)
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there are...no words.
Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2009-08-18 10:09:30 EDT (#)
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P P P Pick up a penguin!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-18 10:05:27 EDT (#)
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Ubersite, which song do you like most of these three?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P71oIp1Ls8Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylu0ybj7DIg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9QM9ud2V70
Note: "None of the above and you are a faggot" is a totally appropriate response to this question.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-18 10:01:34 EDT (#)
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I'ld club it.
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2009-08-18 09:51:31 EDT (#)
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Looks like its asshole was the last thing to go through that penguins mind right before he died.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-18 09:15:07 EDT (#)
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So I guess penguins would be oceanic kittens?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-08-18 08:46:28 EDT (#)
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sweet picture
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-08-18 08:36:37 EDT (#)
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Cool, new fwapping material.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-18 07:58:58 EDT (#)
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Penguins for dinner......again.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-18 06:25:00 EDT (#)
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awwwwww penguin all fall downnnn
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-18 06:18:24 EDT (#)
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*(awesome)ly huge!
Fail.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-18 06:10:49 EDT (#)
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stupid penguin
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-18 06:06:24 EDT (#)
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This is one of those times I'm glad a picture is awesome!
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