One i made earlier, with my jiz (718 hits)
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Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2009-08-13 09:31:47 EDT
Check out my impending fuck-trophy!
Found out yesterday that it's a little boy, just what Daddy wanted. Over the fucking moon like a cow who socialises with a fiddle playing cat.
Can you see his peener?
Mrs Sexualchocolate is a little wierded out that there is a little penis inside her at all times though. Sometimes 2 hehe! - When do you stop fucking a pregnant chick? When you can feel you're poking the baby?
Uber, say hello to Vinny Rabot (pronounced Ray-bow, not robot, or rabbit fuckwits!)
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Submitted by Gazbo (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because you scored me low on my username. And sexualchocolate1984 is any fucking better? fucking douchebag.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-08-15 21:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awww congrats dude!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-08-14 23:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ye Gods.
When did uberers start breeding?
Uh. Hmm. Congrats... on paying child support? Or procreating. Or something. God, I hope the she's legal.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-08-14 03:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't fuck with me kid.
hey, i know where you live.
congrats
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-08-13 20:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Make sure to use a condom once you're about 2 weeks to the baby being due. Sperm can survive for a while in the vagoo and the last thing you want is for your son's first experience in the entire world to be slide through his filthy dad's spunk...or do you?!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-08-13 18:51:04 EDT (#)
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two z's in jizz
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-13 18:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-13 16:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I chuckled at "fuck-trophy".
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-13 17:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-08-13 16:37:06 EDT (#)
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Vinny? Vinny Rabot? Good gawd. You want him to get beat up every day in school by little girls? Sheesh. Way to traumatize the unborn. You go, She-ra.
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He'll be called "Vinnie Rainbow" and end up homo. I'll take bets!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-08-13 16:59:10 EDT (#)
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Cutting it a little close aren't we bro?
Isn't this the time where you walk away for good looking like one of yo feet's is stuck in a bucket?
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-08-13 16:37:06 EDT (#)
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Vinny? Vinny Rabot? Good gawd. You want him to get beat up every day in school by little girls? Sheesh. Way to traumatize the unborn. You go, She-ra.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-13 16:22:27 EDT (#)
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I chuckled at "fuck-trophy".
Anyfuck...
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2009-08-13 15:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Check out my impending fuck-trophy!
auto+2 for that sentence and tha pic...
Good luck to all 3 of you!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-13 15:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I almost give a fuck to care whether or not your hole's stillbirth in 2 weeks will make me hungry or not.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-13 15:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your jizz works, good for you.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-08-13 14:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more rape.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-13 12:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vinnie?
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2009-08-13 12:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From his user name I'd estimate 25.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-08-13 12:19:28 EDT (#)
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Babies having babies!
At least, I think so.... From your comments I would estimate your age at 19.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-13 12:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Atta boy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-13 11:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know...that looks a LOT like Shlongy's offspring...check the dates.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-13 11:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-08-13 11:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah R Hirons is Mrs Sexualchocolate - we're not married...yet.
The world is a horrible place, but that doesn't mean that I don't want to carry on my legacy. I'm actually the last male in my family, so a boy is a fucking result!
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I don't like the whole, the world is a horrible place so don't breed, idea. If decent, intelligent people don't reproduce, while the stupid, poor masses continue to breed like jackrabbits...it can only get worse.
No idea which category schocolate falls into, though.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-08-13 11:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just remember, you can get her pregnant while she's pregnant. it is not unheard of. congrats.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-13 11:33:29 EDT (#)
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oh , dont get married, she doesnt want to be called Mrs R Sexualchocolate
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-08-13 11:26:13 EDT (#)
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Yeah R Hirons is Mrs Sexualchocolate - we're not married...yet.
The world is a horrible place, but that doesn't mean that I don't want to carry on my legacy. I'm actually the last male in my family, so a boy is a fucking result!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-13 10:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you know it's even yours? Or... HERS? That looks like a lizard baby if ever there was one. I, for one, welcome our Draconian overlords.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-08-13 10:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank Christ you didn't get one of those 3D scan things. Seriously fucking creepy.
Congratulations and all, but have you ever seen a 3D baby? It looks fucking horrifying.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-13 09:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
R HIRONS
Submitted by Premium (user info) at 2009-08-13 09:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The world is full of misery, suffering, war, starvation, torture, death, deceit, murder, mayhem, kidknapping, rape, mass displacement, unequal distribution of wealth, unrest and chaos.
Not to mention terribly overpopulated.
So. Um. Congratulations.