Fade into Levis (552 hits)
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Submitted by BLT (View user info) at 2009-08-11 03:36:28 EDT
Oftentimes when people have found the jeans that they love they undergo a myriad of changes. It makes me wonder sometimes about jeans. I understand that people transform under its power, but what escapes me is how people continue to love their jeans once they're changed.
You are on a path to your dresser for your favorite pair of jeans. You whitewash them and beat them over a stone, but they still don't seem to get that perfect Abercrombie & Fitch slack-design. I understand your quest—it has a set time limit, for these jeans will soon be out of style. You have time to change—you hope that this path and this journey to your jeans will be the very impetus for your change to buy a new pair of jeans, but sometimes you just don't have the money. For example, once Diesel was all hip but then they came out with other brands like Lucky, Sundown, and god need I even mention Republic or Citizens of Humanity; they all charge shitloads. I mean, what the fuck? Like I'm going to pay 180 dollars on a piece of denim?
I am on this path with you. I hope you can change your jeans too... and while you're changing possibly show what color panties you are wearing. Are they black? Maybe a thong? Perhaps they're a really cute heart or star pattern or something. That would be adorable.
I can change too—for admittedly selfish reasons. See, I don't love my jeans either, but at least I am secure in my brand. They are Levis, who as far as I know invented jeans. I love Levi's flaws. I love Levi's triumphs. I especially love Levi's flaws, because I picked up most of my jeans from an outlet store, and they give good discounts on slightly flawed clothing. It's not as if I don't want the Levi Corporation to better themselves; because I do; but I'm not going to pay retail prices unles absolutely necessary. The only thing I would remove is the tag, because it scrathes my bottom when I sit down to take a shit.
I have a feeling that you doubt yourself; that you doubt your worthiness to attain a decent pair of jeans. You know you have it already in your sights, you could even go to the Gap; yet you wonder whether or not you'll be good enough for the Gap or measure up to it's standards. I promise you, you will. Once you get it, You'll wonder why you never went to The Gap before, as they offer decent clothes at reasonable prices, but you'll also wonder why you didn't just go to Old Navy, where they offer the same clothes for much less. You wonder whether or not the only thing it loves about you is the fact that it offers clothing at a much cheaper price, but you just take it; But that's nonsense! you tell yourself. And you continue on with your mission, confident that every sacrifice will be worth lead you to a better, more reasonably priced pair of jeans; and that your patience and steadfastness through time will refine you and that you will be rewarded as a result. So you trek on.
I don't know who you think you need to become to be good enough for a good pair of jeans. All I know is that whatever it is, I hope you do change; into a good pair of jeans; and I hope I get to see what kind of panties you are wearing while you do. I hope you become someone else entirely—maybe someone who wears a more stylish brand; like Lucky or Diesel; or maybe more of the traditionalist cowboy-type who wears Levis or Wranglers. Maybe
All of my desires and wishes are selfish, indeed. I really just want to see you take off your jeans. It's about time I started thinking about myself—I'm consumed by my jeans and uncomfortable with the brand I have chosen. I foresee what you'll become in your new jeans and as much as I dread it I can't wait for it. Because when you become this lame Wal-Mart brand "New Age Style" wearing pussy I predict you'll become disgusting. I can't handle people who shop at Wal-Mart, so fuck you.
You—the you that I was so tragically in love with before you started wearing discount jeans—will vanish like warm breath on a cold day. You, the unique snowflake you are, will fall in line with the rest of the snow and become someone else's snowman or snow angel or snow ball and eventually crumble and melt under love's warm embrace; the warm of embrace of somebody with nice, well-fitting jeans. I like you cold, hard, edgy. I love you as you are ...I want the you that you are currently, and I can never have you, as long as you insist on wearing "High Land" Jeans which everybody knows is a K-Mart Brand. It's okay, I guess, I've come to terms with this. You won't be around for much longer anyway. Not if you keep wearing those jeans.
Well, you won't be around longer than your Levis.
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-02 05:02:11 EDT (#)
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Foolproof didn't make this up. Stop sucking Foolproofs unoriginal dick, because this has been going on for years.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-11 13:55:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-11 08:53:52 EDT (#)
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this made my day.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-08-13 00:32:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-11 15:20:01 EDT (#)
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it could happen in 7 card stud though
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Or five card stud, five card draw, seven card roll yer own, etc.
Shlongy, you really wanna play poker?
PS: Tejas hold em isn't poker. It's a fucking made-up sham.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-13 00:21:35 EDT (#)
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woo
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-13 00:10:49 EDT (#)
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Hmmmm. I think I've figured it out. I hate when the replay games on TV.
Anyway, cogratulations!!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-13 00:08:36 EDT (#)
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Oh...never mind. Not yet.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-13 00:07:25 EDT (#)
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Well look at that. The Mets won one.
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-08-12 12:16:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-08-11 20:28:22 EDT (#)
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I hate love.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-11 18:26:48 EDT (#)
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Admiral Ackbar below...
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-11 17:50:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-11 13:55:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-11 08:53:52 EDT (#)
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this made my day.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-11 17:41:29 EDT (#)
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you have to read the original. it's not nice to say mean things about berty. have some class.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-11 17:38:21 EDT (#)
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comedy?
*makes bertys complicated handgesture*
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-11 17:37:09 EDT (#)
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finally somebody who appreciates some fucking comedy around here
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-08-11 15:46:39 EDT (#)
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Well done.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-11 15:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, now I can go back to my regular scheduled reading.
p.s. I didn't read this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-11 15:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Please alert Shlongy the next time you have a pile of money and are sitting at a card game...anywhere in the universe.
I'll be there.
Thanks.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-11 15:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it could happen in 7 card stud though
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-11 15:17:52 EDT (#)
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you guys were right about the flush. I don't know what I was thinking. I'm so ashamed of myself.
hahaha
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-11 15:17:28 EDT (#)
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YOU'RE A WIENER!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-11 15:16:17 EDT (#)
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hey, they can't all be winners
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-11 14:54:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115648 how it is done
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-11 14:34:59 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry...I didn't realize that this piece of shit was a "parody".
The good news? It puts the original to shame.
The bad news? It blew.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-11 14:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did someone REALLY just write several paragraphs about a pair of jeans? Could this be???
Lose your password...I beg of you.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-11 14:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't handle people who shop at Wal-Mart, so fuck you.
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No, FUCK YOU for this piece of shit.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-11 13:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-11 08:53:52 EDT (#)
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _,,,--~~~~~~~~--,_ . . . .\ ._________/
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,-' : : : :::: :::: :: : : : : :º '-, . . \/. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .,-' :: : : :::: :::: :::: :::: : : :o : '-, . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . ,-' :: ::: :: : : :: :::: :::: :: : : : : :O '-, . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .,-' : :: :: :: :: :: : : : : : , : : :º :::: :::: ::'; . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .,-' / / : :: :: :: :: : : :::: :::-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;\ . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . /,-',' :: : : : : : : : : :: :: :: : '-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;;| . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . /,',-' :: :: :: :: :: :: :: : ::_,-~~,_'-, ;; ;; ;; ;; | . . . . . . .
. . . . . _/ :,' :/ :: :: :: : : :: :: _,-'/ : ,-';'-'''''~-, ;; ;; ;;,' . . . . . . . .
. . . ,-' / : : : : : : ,-''' : : :,--'' :|| /,-'-'--'''__,''' \ ;; ;,-' . . . . . . . .
. . . \ :/,, : : : _,-' --,,_ : : \ :\ ||/ /,-'-'x### ::\ \ ;;/ . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . \/ /---'''' : \ #\ : :\ : : \ :\ \| | : (O##º : :/ /-'' . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . /,'____ : :\ '-#\ : \, : :\ :\ \ \ : '-,___,-',-`-,, . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . ' ) : : : :''''--,,--,,,,,,¯ \ \ :: ::--,,_''-,,'''¯ :'- :'-, . . . . . . . . .
. . . . .) : : : : : : ,, : ''''~~~~' \ :: :: :: :'''''¯ :: ,-' :,/\ . . . . . . . . .
. . . . .\,/ /|\\| | :/ / : : : : : : : ,'-, :: :: :: :: ::,--'' :,-' \ \ . . . . . . . .
. . . . .\\'|\\ \|/ '/ / :: :_--,, : , | )'; :: :: :: :,-'' : ,-' : : :\ \, . . . . . . .
. . . ./¯ :| \ |\ : |/\ :: ::----, :\/ :|/ :: :: ,-'' : :,-' : : : : : : ''-,,_ . . . .
. . ..| : : :/ ''-(, :: :: :: '''''~,,,,,'' :: ,-'' : :,-' : : : : : : : : :,-'''\\ . . . .
. ,-' : : : | : : '') : : :¯''''~-,: : ,--''' : :,-'' : : : : : : : : : ,-' :¯'''''-,_ .
./ : : : : :'-, :: | :: :: :: _,,-''''¯ : ,--'' : : : : : : : : : : : / : : : : : : :''-,
/ : : : : : -, :¯'''''''''''¯ : : _,,-~'' : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : :¯''~~~~~~''' : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : | : : : : : : : : :
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this made my day.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-11 13:38:10 EDT (#)
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Because YOU FUCKING LIED BLT AND I'M MOTHER FUCKING OUTRAGED!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-11 13:25:50 EDT (#)
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why are you still talking about poker? I've moved on.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-11 12:50:28 EDT (#)
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Berg, thanks, but which other games are there besides hold 'em. Even in omaha it's not possible as you can only use two of your cards. And, yes, I realize that there probably hundreds of variations of poker but in tournament fashion those are the two most widely recognized. Only in a draw variation do I see this as possible in which case the odds are not as astronomical, one would deduce.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-11 12:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While not possible in the game of Texas Holdum - it is possible in most other poker games to get competing royal flushes.
The >cough< 'debate' was whether it would be a split pot or if the spade royal would beat the heart royal.
The mathematical odds of this happening are pretty astronomical to begin with, but considering there IS a suit hierarchy I think it would be fair to guess that in at least some casinos the spade royal flush would win the hand.
Still, even if you split that pot - it would still fucking suck.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-11 11:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Parody of the post below? Hmmm.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-11 08:53:52 EDT (#)
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _,,,--~~~~~~~~--,_ . . . .\ ._________/
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,-' : : : :::: :::: :: : : : : :º '-, . . \/. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .,-' :: : : :::: :::: :::: :::: : : :o : '-, . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . ,-' :: ::: :: : : :: :::: :::: :: : : : : :O '-, . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .,-' : :: :: :: :: :: : : : : : , : : :º :::: :::: ::'; . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .,-' / / : :: :: :: :: : : :::: :::-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;\ . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . /,-',' :: : : : : : : : : :: :: :: : '-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;;| . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . /,',-' :: :: :: :: :: :: :: : ::_,-~~,_'-, ;; ;; ;; ;; | . . . . . . .
. . . . . _/ :,' :/ :: :: :: : : :: :: _,-'/ : ,-';'-'''''~-, ;; ;; ;;,' . . . . . . . .
. . . ,-' / : : : : : : ,-''' : : :,--'' :|| /,-'-'--'''__,''' \ ;; ;,-' . . . . . . . .
. . . \ :/,, : : : _,-' --,,_ : : \ :\ ||/ /,-'-'x### ::\ \ ;;/ . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . \/ /---'''' : \ #\ : :\ : : \ :\ \| | : (O##º : :/ /-'' . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . /,'____ : :\ '-#\ : \, : :\ :\ \ \ : '-,___,-',-`-,, . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . ' ) : : : :''''--,,--,,,,,,¯ \ \ :: ::--,,_''-,,'''¯ :'- :'-, . . . . . . . . .
. . . . .) : : : : : : ,, : ''''~~~~' \ :: :: :: :'''''¯ :: ,-' :,/\ . . . . . . . . .
. . . . .\,/ /|\\| | :/ / : : : : : : : ,'-, :: :: :: :: ::,--'' :,-' \ \ . . . . . . . .
. . . . .\\'|\\ \|/ '/ / :: :_--,, : , | )'; :: :: :: :,-'' : ,-' : : :\ \, . . . . . . .
. . . ./¯ :| \ |\ : |/\ :: ::----, :\/ :|/ :: :: ,-'' : :,-' : : : : : : ''-,,_ . . . .
. . ..| : : :/ ''-(, :: :: :: '''''~,,,,,'' :: ,-'' : :,-' : : : : : : : : :,-'''\\ . . . .
. ,-' : : : | : : '') : : :¯''''~-,: : ,--''' : :,-'' : : : : : : : : : ,-' :¯'''''-,_ .
./ : : : : :'-, :: | :: :: :: _,,-''''¯ : ,--'' : : : : : : : : : : : / : : : : : : :''-,
/ : : : : : -, :¯'''''''''''¯ : : _,,-~'' : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : :¯''~~~~~~''' : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : | : : : : : : : : :
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-11 08:16:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-10 22:38:01 EDT (#)
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In a casino, two royal flushes (and it is possible) would chop the pot.
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I demand answers. Explain to me how two royal flushes are possible on the same hand...otherwise I won't read this and give it a proper rating. Ooooh, snap!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-11 07:10:13 EDT (#)
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shame the post below was gay,shit and boring hey
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-11 06:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Levi's FTW. Carhartt are acceptable. All others fail.
Levi's used to have custom-fit jeans for women, back in the day. MLW went to the Levi's store in Denver and was measured. After that, she'd just make a call and some custom-fit Levi's jeans would show up couple weeks later.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-11 06:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and in this case it wasn't!
lalala anticipating retarded uber comments
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-11 06:41:25 EDT (#)
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berty, it was a parody of the post below it. P-A-R-O-D-Y
Sometimes humor is funny.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-11 06:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is wrong with discount jeans? Money is expensive.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-08-11 03:48:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/123033