So I got an infected sty in my eye, and had to visit the doctor to get some eyedrops (680 hits)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2009-08-10 06:51:26 EDT
Fluorometholone eye drops. They burn and leave a funny taste in your throat, I guess all that shit is connected because I'm pretty sure I'm taking them correctly.
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-08-16 12:20:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-08-11 06:49:11 EDT (#)
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LoL @ Sgt. Hartman, I think not having health insurance in the U.S. makes for funnier medical hijinks as we try to fix things on our own with home remedies. A stye in your eye is nothing that can't be taken care of with a hot compress, a sterile needle and a bottle of alcohol. Preferably rum, then when you miss with the needle and poke your eye out you can be a pirate.
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Jesus fucking what?!?! aaaaaaaaahahahaha
oh and dude....man the fuck up. A lot of eye drops will taste like shit. Stop being such a little girl and have a mouthful of coke afterwards - that'll strip the taste off anything.
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-08-12 12:17:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-08-11 06:49:11 EDT (#)
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LoL @ Sgt. Hartman, I think not having health insurance in the U.S. makes for funnier medical hijinks as we try to fix things on our own with home remedies. A stye in your eye is nothing that can't be taken care of with a hot compress, a sterile needle and a bottle of alcohol. Preferably rum, then when you miss with the needle and poke your eye out you can be a pirate.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-10 20:41:52 EDT (#)
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This is as interesting as Kaos-King's last post.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-10 17:19:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-10 13:45:54 EDT (#)
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My brothers GF had a stye in her eye a few weeks ago at my grandmothers. She (my lovely sweet grandma) had what she thought were eye drops and gave them to my brothers GF. She didnt want to use them for fear of what was in them. My brother being the chivalrous (sp) man that he is, put a drop in each eye to show her that there was nothing wrong. After seeing him do it, she did to on the affected eye.
Turns out it wasnt drops for the eyes, they were drops for the ears. Whatever the fuck it was, my brother and his GF ended up going to the doctor after 4 days of having dilated eyes. My brother with two, her with only one.
Lesson = dont squirt fluid into your eyes unless you know what the fuck it is.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-08-10 13:16:29 EDT (#)
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Just drink the whole bottle in one go.
Whatever doesn't kill you can only make you stronger, right?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-10 12:29:05 EDT (#)
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Oh, I see (pun intended)!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-08-10 12:09:39 EDT (#)
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At least they didn't give you suppositories.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-10 12:01:21 EDT (#)
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Dude, they're called Fuck My Life Eye Drops. Did you really expect them feel good?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-08-10 11:44:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-10 11:13:53 EDT (#)
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FML
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:55:28 EDT (#)
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Stys (sties? styes?) are icky!
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:39:29 EDT (#)
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horse semen is more effective.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:31:49 EDT (#)
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I can't even pass it off as a swollen eye from a fight, ala "You should have seen the other guy!"
My wife will only have sex with me with the lights off.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:21:39 EDT (#)
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i have blepharitis and my eyedrops taste like shit too.
they go through the nasolacrimal duct.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:08:35 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-10 10:04:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-08-10 09:52:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-10 09:39:49 EDT (#)
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with that title, i was hoping for an amusing story :(
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Sorry, just a quick, jokeless picture post. I used to be so creative and did my best writing for you bunch of mooks. But since I got married I lost all of my creative juice or something.
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No doubt had it all sucked out, you lucky devil you.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-08-10 09:52:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-10 09:39:49 EDT (#)
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with that title, i was hoping for an amusing story :(
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Sorry, just a quick, jokeless picture post. I used to be so creative and did my best writing for you bunch of mooks. But since I got married I lost all of my creative juice or something.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-10 09:39:49 EDT (#)
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with that title, i was hoping for an amusing story :(
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-10 08:18:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-08-10 06:57:30 EDT (#)
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I had the same thing about a year ago! - Ended up needing to go to hospital and have it cut out of my eyelid, as in the inside of my eyelid, WHILE I WAS AWAKE!
Was the most disturbing thing that has even happened to me. Fucking indian doctor woman with a scalpel in my eye.
hopefully your drops will get rid of it.
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whoa, like a woman and an indian? poor you. ignorant cunt.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-10 07:39:46 EDT (#)
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Apparently my eyes are working fine because I see what you did there.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-08-10 06:57:30 EDT (#)
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I had the same thing about a year ago! - Ended up needing to go to hospital and have it cut out of my eyelid, as in the inside of my eyelid, WHILE I WAS AWAKE!
Was the most disturbing thing that has even happened to me. Fucking indian doctor woman with a scalpel in my eye.
hopefully your drops will get rid of it.