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Danger Ranger (1416 hits)

Category: Politics -> Afghanistan

Rating: 0.49 on 87 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by treysee picconi <treysee.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-08-05 09:38:50 EDT


Dear Danger Ranger,





Please be my friend.





hugs and kisses,

Firefly



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User Reviews


Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA brilliant first post!

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-12 08:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 19:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY wasn't this on the front page!??
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I so TOTALLY DON'T KNOW

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 07:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-12 08:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 19:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY wasn't this on the front page!??

Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-08-12 12:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-12 08:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 19:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY wasn't this on the front page!??

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 20:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you don't have to be cool firefly FORENSIC is on the frontpage ALL THE TIME


you just need to keep leaving pointless reviews or keep responding to every comment




don't worry leave it to me, I'LL do everything.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-10 20:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 19:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY wasn't this on the front page!??


PROBABLY BECAUSE IT BLEW.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-10 20:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am just not that cool:( It is all my fault.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 19:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY wasn't this on the front page!??

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-09 19:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is my favourite post of ALL time


and yes


it's because it's about me

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-07 10:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Micheal Jackson has really interesting bone structure.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-07 05:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-07 01:40:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey apoofo please don't make an attn aussies 4th test post today I want to post one under your name again and watch that moron ei cream his pants and scramble to be the first person to review it.

it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

GOLDfish.
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hey look at me, im ranger_buttmonkey, I like to alter peoples user names to something HILARIOUS LULZ, later im going to fry an egg on my own, walk to the shops on my own, go to work on my own and tonight, WOW! im gonna enjoy my TV MEAL, its a lasagne for two, but umm im going to enjoy it, ON MY OWN.

ooooh my cushions moved from the sofa onto my chair, how did that happen?? oh yeah, i did it


:(


Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-08-06 21:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-08-06 14:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Firefly posting is a sign that the apocalypse is near. Maybe that 2012 stuff is the real deal.

/

hahaha!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-06 20:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey apoofo please don't make an attn aussies 4th test post today I want to post one under your name again and watch that moron ei cream his pants and scramble to be the first person to review it.

it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

GOLDfish.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-06 20:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sage thinks its a jokey 'we don't like you' but in reality she is almost universally loathed.

just like in real life probably.



Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-06 17:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-08-06 15:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think Danger Ranger is worth a first post. Don't feel bad.
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That's RIGHT I post about myself all the time and I feel AWESOME.

In fact I'm feeling myself right now.

Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-06 16:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Theres a dead person in your post...

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-08-06 15:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think Danger Ranger is worth a first post. Don't feel bad.

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-08-06 15:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-08-06 14:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Firefly posting is a sign that the apocalypse is near. Maybe that 2012 stuff is the real deal.

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-08-06 14:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Unxepected.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-06 12:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I will try to study harder.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-06 11:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post is big news. I'm older and on more drugs than when I posted a camwhore of me stabbing a book to copy mrwolf, but I like to think I'm the same person that posted back in the days of the old firefly.

Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-08-06 11:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

By your comments and this very post we're led to believe you have the intellect and attention span of... a firefly.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-06 10:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like pie:)

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-06 08:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:O

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-06 08:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-06 02:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-06 00:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

KEY LIME PIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!! (I'm done making it Sico...the recipe I used was named the best Key Lime Pie in Florida by Burton Wolf (who was an associate of James Beard) in a 1977 cooking competition.)

Fuck DR. He's a crotchety fuck, that one.
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I don't like you because you are a vapid whore, not because I'm crotchety.

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i'd probably let this homo do me. i <3 D_R.
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well don't die worrying that it wouldn't be consensual cutie

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-06 04:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:O

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-06 04:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-06 05:59:15 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

KEY LIME PIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!! (I'm done making it Sico...the recipe I used was named the best Key Lime Pie in Florida by Burton Wolf (who was an associate of James Beard) in a 1977 cooking competition.)

Fuck DR. He's a crotchety fuck, that one.
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I don't like you because you are a vapid whore, not because I'm crotchety.
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I think vapid insipid whore, works better.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-06 02:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-06 00:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

KEY LIME PIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!! (I'm done making it Sico...the recipe I used was named the best Key Lime Pie in Florida by Burton Wolf (who was an associate of James Beard) in a 1977 cooking competition.)

Fuck DR. He's a crotchety fuck, that one.
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I don't like you because you are a vapid whore, not because I'm crotchety.

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i'd probably let this homo do me. i <3 D_R.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-06 02:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

7 freaking years, and this is your opus!?


hahahaha. awesome.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-06 02:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FIREFLY MADE A POST

HOLY BALLSACKS

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-08-06 02:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sucks

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-06 00:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

KEY LIME PIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!! (I'm done making it Sico...the recipe I used was named the best Key Lime Pie in Florida by Burton Wolf (who was an associate of James Beard) in a 1977 cooking competition.)

Fuck DR. He's a crotchety fuck, that one.
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I don't like you because you are a vapid whore, not because I'm crotchety.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-06 00:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-05 23:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-05 22:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2009-08-05 22:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like Cheetos

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2009-08-05 21:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My god you're cute.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 20:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2009-08-05 20:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, this is Firefly's actual real first post. Why after seven years of no comment she chose to post this, I really can't tell you. Needs more cowbell.
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this is a typical jewish response - very selfish and with scant regard for my feelings. It's just like the golan heights all over again.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-05 20:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who hacked the password to this account???

PS. Show me your hole.

KTHX

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 20:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your mom is a cowbell.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2009-08-05 20:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, this is Firefly's actual real first post. Why after seven years of no comment she chose to post this, I really can't tell you. Needs more cowbell.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-05 19:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY SHIT!

I mean that in a good way.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I suppose I will make Jeremy do it.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

But Micheal is so HOT!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know if you ever want to get rid of this post anytime in the future, you can always have it deleted. Just do a search for "Post history change" and put your user number in the subject line, and just replace the template.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I take them all on dates:)

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

6000 no comments are hot!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-08-05 16:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I'll be hornswaggled and dipped in monkey turds...

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-08-05 16:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well lookie here, it's the queen of: No Comment (some 6000+ strong)

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-08-05 16:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

KEY LIME PIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!! (I'm done making it Sico...the recipe I used was named the best Key Lime Pie in Florida by Burton Wolf (who was an associate of James Beard) in a 1977 cooking competition.)

Fuck DR. He's a crotchety fuck, that one.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Three years ago, this would have been the post to save Ubersite.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the first post never lives up to expectations

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


CONFIRMED!

WOOO!






Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fayleene! I am a real bitch:)

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


WTF!?!?

This is NOT Firefly.

Razor must be on vacation and bored...




Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-05 14:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I know the perfect way to test if this is the REAL firefly:

What is your trailer trash name?


Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-05 14:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-05 13:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-08-05 13:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow...momentous occasion for ubersite, firefly posts

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-08-05 13:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HO-LEE SHIT!

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-08-05 13:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it is the real firefly.

No one else would spell tracy as treysee...

duh



Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 12:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I feel so loved:)

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-05 12:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-08-05 11:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 11:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

again :(




Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-05 11:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

stop trying to get me to bum you, ei.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 11:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pillow biter below

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-05 10:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

alright, i'm not buying this is firefly, but what the hell.

auto +2 first post.

auto +2 everything.


rawr.








gay title though.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-05 10:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

POOR POOR MICHAEL JACKSON!!!! OH THE IGNORANCE OF HIS UNTIMELY DEMISE!!!!

*please come back from the dead and post once more my gentle friend...I weep daily at the sight of your absence...and if that didn't make sense it is simply because I am SOOO grief stricken*

Oh and firefly?







Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-08-05 10:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut the fuck up.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 10:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

don't worry firefly/adam/mj/razor/experiment, they're all so ignorant.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-05 10:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 10:02:12 EDT (#)
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I would love to be your friend but you are not yourself

I resent forensic's witless diatribe suggesting my unworthiness, then again I've not a vag so I am in no position to comment on her menopause and it's arid, dried apricot sense of worthlessness.


THAT SAID, I'm still not touched by your post because I believe you not to be the demure, dark-haired, hopefully forced mix-marriaged, comely and highly desirable young lady in your camwhores. you know the ones with the jackal hovering about in the background with children from your obvious previous liason, with his big hook nose and plush surrounds bought by nazi gold and gaza strip land holdings - that guy.

STILL IT'S A GREAT TITLE SO WTF!!1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:53:34 EDT (#)
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danger ranger is talking to himself!

Submitted by Awesome (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:45:50 EDT (#)
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AWESOME!

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:45:08 EDT (#)
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Sometimes you have to give them candy.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:44:26 EDT (#)
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swing and a miss, FUCK

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:44:08 EDT (#)
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woke up on the wrong side of the coffin today below.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:43:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:41:34 EDT (#)
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I am sorry that I did not have any pictures of myself Having sex with under aged girls.

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None needed. Still, great post.

p.s. They are of age, cupid.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:43:09 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about firefly
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WHY DID YOU DO THIS FOR YOU FIRST POST EVAH?!?!?!?!?! YOUR ID IS 307, FFS!

I WEEP.




And I think somebody's hacked firefly's account.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:42:10 EDT (#)
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PLANET PISS

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:41:34 EDT (#)
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I am sorry that I did not have any pictures of myself Having sex with under aged girls.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:40:13 EDT (#)
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Great first post.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:39:04 EDT (#)
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I'm just saying, why not have two geniuses in the family? Sort of a
spare in case Bart's brain blows up.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius