How to Get Rid of teh Joos? (1337 hits)
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Submitted by The real fake Amanda Metal (View user info) at 2009-08-04 16:43:43 EDT
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-07 22:55:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-06 19:25:38 EDT (#)
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HEY THIS WAS A GREAT POST, BRO, YOU SHOULD POST REGULARLY.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-08-06 15:16:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-06 11:17:13 EDT (#)
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Auto "Utterly Tasteless" +2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-05 16:38:44 EDT (#)
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that hurts my feelings, sage. you know i care very much about your opinion. and after i've been so kind and welcoming and warm to you from day one.
for shame.
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:40:37 EDT (#)
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LOL at the uberboard.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-05 15:40:18 EDT (#)
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Hah!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-05 12:40:54 EDT (#)
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I do like Cate Blanchett and it has little or nothing to do with you.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-05 12:25:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 12:17:26 EDT (#)
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:(
well that's not very nice i said a really cool thing about your dog
I even made you like cate blanchett in one of my posts
i see how it is though, so rest assured I will be commenting on all of your posts, your facebook, your myface, your mom. Your hair and your farm. You're not the kremlin.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-05 12:01:33 EDT (#)
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OK, so where was I? Right. Danger Ranger, you are forbidden to comment on any more of my posts because nothing you say makes any damn sense.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-05 11:56:52 EDT (#)
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What happened here? Who are all you people?
Scourge IS nice and not, in my opinion, fat. Scourge, do not be insulted by my suggestion that you bear it up. I did not mean to imply that you are fat or hairy, just that you are tall and wear manly outfits, so you might prefer... uh... forgot what I was saying. I'm on the phone, brb
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:08:19 EDT (#)
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Haha and I actually passed my grammar test today, isn't that a fucking joke!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:07:26 EDT (#)
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and before Orphelia comes along, calling me a mean cunt or the like, i wish to add im only joking*
*telling the truth
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 09:00:34 EDT (#)
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*was your favourite bedtime story ellie may clampett, but good on you for listin' like.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:58:23 EDT (#)
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When I was younger the old Testament were my favourite bedtime stories. Maybe thats why I'm warped.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:56:55 EDT (#)
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I can't do this anymore, 'firefly' is like a monty-pythonesque shebrew at the moment I just can't deal with it. All like "stone her stone her, oh we mean, STONE her, STONE her."
it's hard to demand recompense from a bearded lady, it's weird and a bit gross. When the no comment helen keller firefly comes back we might be able to sort out our differences - you know, talk. well, I'll talk and she'll lis....okay i'll just draw stick diagrams until she apologises. then everything will be sweet between us.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:51:01 EDT (#)
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Ahhh Orphelia ;)
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:47:21 EDT (#)
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Emissions, I am obviously your mother.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:47:18 EDT (#)
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stfu ei this is between me and mary magdalene - you know whatever can be salvaged
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:45:41 EDT (#)
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I do not have a penis.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:45:14 EDT (#)
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it's a bit late toots, what's done is done.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:44:53 EDT (#)
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firefly must be a guy, eh d_r ;)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:44:22 EDT (#)
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*and hurtfulness. not just and hurtful.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:43:04 EDT (#)
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Oh no, that was really mean.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:42:51 EDT (#)
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whoever you are. and I was just trying to have an open dialogue with bart, who
whoever you are who seems quite chummy with bart. suspicious much? no I didn't think so.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:40:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115687#2675831
not only was it hurtful it seemed full of spite, and hurtful.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 08:32:45 EDT (#)
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I've always like you, Danger Ranger. I am sorry that I called you a brat. I am sure that I had a good reason for it though, even if I don't remember why I did that.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-05 07:52:32 EDT (#)
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welcome to -
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-05 07:48:44 EDT (#)
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filename
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 05:03:28 EDT (#)
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ahhh danger gayger is on fb, happpy days
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 04:58:44 EDT (#)
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dear bart, I am currently applying for a number of government positions (lol 'positions'), anyway the selection criteria are a super bitchingly retardedly difficult thing to respond to, they're often vaguish and stupidly overly-contrived, in fact one.....'position' chuckle I was applying for the selection criteria were so fucking steeped in anally retentive aids I left as a personal referee:
Dora the Explorer
Exploring
Painful spanish child who.....'explores' stuff.
1800 GO FUCK YOURSELF DORA
true story. I'm not entirely stupid when I realised I was getting the jack of it and bored out of my skull I thought, "hmm...skull'" and put apollo's details and email address on it (application).
That aside I would hate for something like....eighty force for example where I have my underpants on my head to reflect poorly on the applications I am taking half-heartedly serious, please be an insanely attractive wop dago and delete my account.
or i will block you from my facebook
I'm fucking serious you four-eyed cunt.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-05 04:45:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 04:41:32 EDT (#)
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you could do a post about ferrets with smoking problems
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Fintan the Ferrett slashfic it is then.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 04:41:32 EDT (#)
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you could do a post about ferrets with smoking problems
im a fool fooling no one boy ranger
fuck the police
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-05 04:37:27 EDT (#)
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I should do another post. It's probably about time.
I shall canvass my readership. What do you want to see me post?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 04:33:02 EDT (#)
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you're not fooling anybody seximpossible
the internet never forgets
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 04:26:26 EDT (#)
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oh i see
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 04:12:43 EDT (#)
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I'M SORRY JEANNNEEE MR BAD MADE ME TYPE IT IT'S NOT MY REEL FEELINZZ
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 04:11:32 EDT (#)
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i can't level up I joined the retards guild
Anyway do you know what this post proves? Apart from the fact that michael jackson/Adam/mount sinai nose razor are using firefly's account? even though she is a delicate and heavenly flower albeit also a totally bad judge of really awesome people? It proves that ei will +2 ANYthing if he thinks there's even the SLIGHTEST chance he might be able to catch a plane and score some backwater north american front bottom.
still, it worked for oathmeal.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-05 03:59:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 03:32:31 EDT (#)
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:(
50's.
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For real? That changes everything though! When a brat reaches 50 they level up to become a character.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 03:32:31 EDT (#)
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:(
50's.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-05 03:30:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 03:24:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-04 22:46:01 EDT (#)
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i agree with (firefly), i AM nice.
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I wouldn't place too much credence on that champ she once called me a brat.
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DR, you ARE a brat. The fact that you're in your 40s has nothing to do with it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 03:28:56 EDT (#)
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and I'm basically awesome
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 03:24:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-04 22:46:01 EDT (#)
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i agree with (firefly), i AM nice.
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I wouldn't place too much credence on that champ she once called me a brat.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-05 03:23:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-04 19:24:12 EDT (#)
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michael jackson will never post on ubersite again. :( It's so ignorant.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-05 02:48:41 EDT (#)
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you're fatter than scourge.
i think.
oh well
-2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-04 22:46:01 EDT (#)
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i agree with you yozz. firefly is right, i AM nice.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-04 22:10:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-08-04 20:44:21 EDT (#)
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Supreme Commander Nazi Bunny was a bit obvious, dontcha think?
By the way, so is the uberboard.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-08-04 20:30:10 EDT (#)
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I... that's it. I'm done.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-04 19:24:12 EDT (#)
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michael jackson will never post on ubersite again. :( It's so ignorant.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-04 18:46:11 EDT (#)
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They used to get me drunk then had me put on my black leather trenchcoat, made a bullhorn out of newspaper and egged me on to do "Waiting for the Worms" (Pink Floyd). You know, when Pink thinks he's a Brown Shirt and is screaming about smashing in "their" windows and kicking in "their" doors and "firing up the ovens."
BTW, all the stuff at the end where you can't understand him, is street directions. Really.
Damn. To be young and stupid and back in Undergrad school again.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-04 18:39:24 EDT (#)
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what time is it in chicago?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 18:37:06 EDT (#)
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I regret nothing.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-04 18:35:14 EDT (#)
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Don't go back to your dealer. S/he gave you some bad shit.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 18:26:17 EDT (#)
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I cry at night;(
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-04 18:21:07 EDT (#)
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done annnnnnnnd, DONE. Happy banning golda meir, or should I say,
BARBRA STREISAND.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-04 18:19:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:09:28 EDT (#)
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Scourge, for you, I would recommend growing a shaggybeard and going the bear route. That way you can keep wearing your regular clothes and still get laid. You see, I am a gay life coach and an expert in these matters. (Don't forget to bleach your anus.)
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see, i have no chest hair, or back hair, or upper arm hair.
i'm just not hairy enough to do the bear thing at all.
and for obvious reasons i'm not twink material.
i think i'll just have to give up the homo-dream.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-04 18:16:47 EDT (#)
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omg I am SO telling him right - NOW.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 18:08:54 EDT (#)
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Keep your mother out of this.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-04 18:01:36 EDT (#)
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i'm telling bart
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 18:00:44 EDT (#)
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How did you know about my obsession with Micheal. That is private.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:59:33 EDT (#)
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NOW YOU KNOW WHY I NEVER COMMENT. I AM TOTALLY A CRAZY BITCH. PLEEEEZE SLAP ME IN MY FUCK UGLY FACE. I WEEP:(
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:58:56 EDT (#)
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okay then why are you using firefly's account michael jackson
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:57:45 EDT (#)
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I am going to be in a lot of trouble, by the way. I am going to say that you stole my account.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:56:24 EDT (#)
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Jeremy does not make Joo jokes. He is a big baby.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:53:34 EDT (#)
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hey that uber board message isn't very nice, he's gay not fat.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:52:10 EDT (#)
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heh, berty is disabled
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:51:34 EDT (#)
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so how long has jeremy (or michael jackson) been using firefly's account? firefly doesn't leave comments much like berty doesn't leave footprints.
(that's just a nice way of saying they're both disabled)
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:46:56 EDT (#)
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He would also have be one. I knew that scourge person was a spy. I weep for the children.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:44:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-04 21:48:02 BST (#)
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i work for jews.
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i guess that makes you jesus
you are gay!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:42:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 16:50:57 EDT (#)
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You could just toss money into the sea.
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LoL
i don't really like jews they're racists
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:42:24 EDT (#)
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I continue to be disappointed with the distinct lack of ground horse.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:41:19 EDT (#)
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why would you want to get rid of joos designer clother? do you prefer the fit of a nazi uniform?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:26:32 EDT (#)
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You should have a bake sale. HOT!!!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:09:28 EDT (#)
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Scourge, for you, I would recommend growing a shaggybeard and going the bear route. That way you can keep wearing your regular clothes and still get laid. You see, I am a gay life coach and an expert in these matters. (Don't forget to bleach your anus.)
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:07:47 EDT (#)
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I meant the JOO thing, but I was not cereal. I am a really bad person.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:05:18 EDT (#)
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apparently i like wangs, jeanneee.
i know, i know... i was also surprised by this news, and a little uncertain about things going forward. like, should i be the top or the bottom? develop a lisp? it's like a crazy penis filled, nausea inducing job.
but on the bright side of things, i'm looking forward to all the shopping i get to do for super fabulous new clothes.
which bit's a lie? the gay thing or jews being great people? the ones i work for (sort of) are pretty awesome. generous, supportive, trusting. the big nose thing is totally true though.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:04:07 EDT (#)
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In general, I find the Jews to be a delightfully kind and funny group of people, and Judaism to be the least ridiculous out of all the major religions. I just needed an outlet for my latest piece of MS Paint. You could say I was inspired by Caulaincourt's post from earlier today asking for "solutions."
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:00:46 EDT (#)
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Scourge, you know that is a lie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-04 17:00:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 16:48:24 EDT (#)
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Have sex with your boss's wife. You should take pictures and post them. I am sure all the uber boys will think it is totally HOT, especially shlongy.
THAT IS POSSIBLE.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-04 16:58:46 EDT (#)
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So scourge, what's this I hear about you being gay?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 16:50:57 EDT (#)
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You could just toss money into the sea.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-04 16:49:34 EDT (#)
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I would but I'm unemployed
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-04 16:48:24 EDT (#)
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Have sex with your boss's wife. You should take pictures and post them. I am sure all the uber boys will think it is totally HOT, especially shlongy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-04 16:48:02 EDT (#)
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i work for jews.
they're great people.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-04 16:45:45 EDT (#)
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Heil Heil Rabbit.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-04 16:45:29 EDT (#)
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Everybody run! Bunny Hitler is on the loose!