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Submitted by Sage is Fancy (View user info) at 2009-08-02 20:17:25 EDT
I'm bored in my hotel room. I'm hungover as fuck. I'm in VA Beach, trick, and I'm about to go grab food. But first, I decided to figure out how to work my webcam and post the evidence. Enjoy!!
Go lay down.
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User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-18 19:28:10 EDT (#)
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THE FIRST PICTURE LOOKS LIKE A SUITABLE WIFE FOR APOLLO
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-08-14 12:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugly little cave troll
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-04 15:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Moar tits.
Less retard.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-04 15:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Key Lime pie, fuckface!
Work is calling....
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-04 15:20:03 EDT (#)
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Shit, it is "Clown Tuesdays!!!!!!!" tonight at the local Golden Corral. Might just have to give that place another chance.
Alas, we're going to Cheesecake. Want me to bring you a piece?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-04 15:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I'm saying is that I hope you go somewhere inconspicuous like Golden Corral or Denny's, so you know, you fit in and don't draw too much attention to your combined hideousness... =:-p
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-04 15:17:39 EDT (#)
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Genuine LOL @ below.
Also, FYI...VA Beach is a nice time but the trip there and back make it seemingly unworthwhile unless you leave at the asscrack of dawn on a Saturday or something. The fucking tunnel traffic makes me wish my windshield wiper fluid dispensers were turned to face traffic and fired fucking missiles or something.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-04 15:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That ought to be a contender for world's ugliest dinner party...just saying.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-04 15:13:47 EDT (#)
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Fo' sho'. I'm meeting Ms. Murphy (LAVA Steph's sister) for dinner at 7...I'll swing through after, capisce?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-04 15:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Awesome (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:24:00 EDT (#)
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You look like a fat Joan Rivers. Try dieting.
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I haven't been to VA beach in years. I was supposed to go surfing with a buddy this weekend past until I remembered that surfing in VA beach was fucking pointless. I guess I'm due for a day trip or something. Fun pictures, fat ass.
Microsoft Office tonight?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-04 14:33:02 EDT (#)
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Actually Scourge, Rob, et al...it's a silver necklace. Sorry to disappoint!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-04 13:51:23 EDT (#)
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pearl necklace...heh
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2009-08-04 12:38:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-03 05:43:14 EDT (#)
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You do like looking at pictures of your face on the internet. I wish there was some sort of internet book wherein you could put all the pictures of your face. A kind of book for faces. Then you could put all those pictures there.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-08-04 11:55:15 EDT (#)
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Is this the lineup from this year's Kentucky Derby?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-04 11:21:45 EDT (#)
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I did stay in Norfolk 'cause it was cheaper. I could have stayed ocean side I guess but I didn't want to spend the coin. Also I could have stayed at a friend's house on Saturday night (and did, in fact, because I was too hammered to drive back to Norfolk) but I didn't want to be that girl who just calls when I want a place to crash when I feel like going to the beach.
There were way too many people on the beach but it was still nice. I love the ocean.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-04 11:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slumming it in Va beach? You can do better than that I hope. Everyone knows that even people from Virginia don't go to Virginia Beach, unless it's for the drugs, or whoring yourself out to the sailors.
Here's Why: I once went swimming there, and felt something slimy on my arm. It wasn't a jellyfish, it was a used condom.
The Atlantic Ocean: Civilization's toilet for the past 5000+ years.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-04 10:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually Sinistral, it's a PC, dummy. An HP Pavilion. But I've never had a computer with a built in webcam before, so it was fun to figure out how to work it.
Thanks for the hits, bitches!
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2009-08-04 01:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even in distortion you're still 17 kinds of lovely.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-08-03 23:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i would do ya
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-08-03 20:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I recognize that room...It's the same one as some of Simon's famous pictures.
Hey, have you seen my gravy ladle?
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-03 20:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
at least its not pictures of a dude.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-03 19:38:55 EDT (#)
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Coffee maker on top of the microwave on top of the mini-fridge right next to the bed just inside the door.
Get off the interstate and find a decent hotel, honey.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-08-03 19:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is it that every time someone gets a goddamn mac they gotta do this shit?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just die
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The other week I was bored in my hotel room so I left it and went for a walk.
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-08-03 15:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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lol
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-08-03 16:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-08-03 15:45:35 EDT (#)
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i find it kinda funny that due to lighting even your skin is blonde. i want the bubble feature. even though i don't really take more than one picture of myself per year.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-03 15:38:27 EDT (#)
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Hilarious rating, below!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-08-03 15:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-08-03 15:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd throw one in ya
but the criteria for that should be no real feather in your cap
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-03 14:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Those are interesting.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-03 12:14:06 EDT (#)
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What did we ever do to you to deserve this treatment?! Huh?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-08-03 11:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Third up from bottom is the size of sico's dick.
She would know.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-08-03 11:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haa....I love this! Photos always make me smile. My fave here is number 3 where you are kissing yourself...
I am at Starbucks in Toad Suck Arkansas checking my mail and it is hot and icky and there are two guys with tats smiling at Tweeter who is sitting on her own chair inside under the AC .
WHAT! Haven't you guys ever seen a terrier in Starbucks before????
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:42:34 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:35:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:33:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 14:27:23 BST (#)
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Was it worth it for Wayne? He didn't end up on a list did he?
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we never heard of him again, he was flown back to England. he's probably working in childcare now.
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Word
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:33:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 14:27:23 BST (#)
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Was it worth it for Wayne? He didn't end up on a list did he?
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we never heard of him again, he was flown back to England. he's probably working in childcare now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:31:54 EDT (#)
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I'm at a loss for words....finally.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:27:23 EDT (#)
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Was it worth it for Wayne? He didn't end up on a list did he?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:23:15 EDT (#)
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so when im on holiday in malta (HA!) i will now be imagining all teh filthy habits that have been taking place in my room.
i dont think i will check the bed or i'll never sleep
true story
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when i was 21 and working in the french alps (assitant chef) we had to go to another resort (for schools) before our own, to help set up the rooms. off I trundled with Wayne and Trixie to tidy the first room
'hey guys' i said 'if we do one room each, we will get done quicker' (There were only 4)
'yes EI' they chimed
so i hurriedly made my way into the first room, shut the door and proceeded to sleep for the next hour. Checking my watch i got up, fluffed the duvet and pillows and got the hell out.
then i saw wayne and Trixie outside, complaining about how many shit stains there were on the beds
so we went outside and smoked a spliff overlooking the alps before wayne got fired for sleeping with a minor and Trixie told a manager to 'go fuck himself with a broom'. she wasn't sacked, just made night porter.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:15:57 EDT (#)
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they're disgusting forensic...even the nice ones.
when I was 18 and working as a housekeeper I had the misfortune of walking into a room where the previous guest had painted the entire bathroom with his own faeces...
...that room sold again the following night.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:15:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:05:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-03 14:00:24 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 05:52:14 PDT (#)
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blah blah blah
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Sage cant help being retarded, she hangs out with a wigger who photographs his own shit.
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lol
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:11:01 EDT (#)
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i am not invisible and i always lurk in different places
laundry baskets beinga personal favourite
twice the pleasure
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:08:29 EDT (#)
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I hate hotel rooms because I know what invisibile things lurk in them.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:05:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-03 14:00:24 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 05:52:14 PDT (#)
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i dont really go to many hotel rooms.if i was on my own and bored in said hotel room, that im never in, i would (depending on time of day) go for a swim, go for a stroll in the sun or masturbate.
i cant honestly say which one
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Any of those options would be more productive than Vol 1 of what will hopefully be 1.
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Anyone no one wants to see my wrinkled mug :(
Sage cant help being retarded, she hangs out with a wigger who photographs his own shit.
That cant help.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-03 09:00:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 05:52:14 PDT (#)
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i dont really go to many hotel rooms.if i was on my own and bored in said hotel room, that im never in, i would (depending on time of day) go for a swim, go for a stroll in the sun or masturbate.
i cant honestly say which one
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Any of those options would be more productive than Vol 1 of what will hopefully be 1.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-02 22:27:08 EDT (#)
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Pearl Necklace.
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LOL. Well played, Mr. Berg. Well played.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:52:14 EDT (#)
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i dont really go to many hotel rooms.if i was on my own and bored in said hotel room, that im never in, i would (depending on time of day) go for a swim, go for a stroll in the sun or masturbate.
i cant honestly say which one
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:43:27 EDT (#)
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The other week I was bored in my hotel room so I left it and went for a walk.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#4 and #10 FTW.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-02 22:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pearl Necklace.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA Rob you fuckin slay me.
Submitted by Awesome (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:24:00 EDT (#)
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You look like a fat Joan Rivers. Try dieting.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:25:54 EDT (#)
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my webcam dosn't do that....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-03 01:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-05-30 00:29:42 EDT (#)
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please die
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-08-03 05:43:14 EDT (#)
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You do like looking at pictures of your face on the internet. I wish there was some sort of internet book wherein you could put all the pictures of your face. A kind of book for faces. Then you could put all those pictures there.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 04:14:24 EDT (#)
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i have no words
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-03 04:13:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-08-03 04:12:03 EDT (#)
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That second one is terrifying
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-08-03 03:54:32 EDT (#)
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i just reactivated my ubersite account just to say -2 die
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-03 01:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-05-30 00:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
please die
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-08-03 00:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
new material for the spank bank...mmmmhmm
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-08-03 00:09:42 EDT (#)
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You look like a bank teller or like a manager or a store like Pier 1 or Bed Bath & Beyond.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-02 23:52:02 EDT (#)
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Twas necessary.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-08-02 23:03:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-02 22:27:08 EDT (#)
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Pearl Necklace.
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hahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by viciousness63 (user info) at 2009-08-02 22:52:53 EDT (#)
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Purdy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-02 22:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pearl Necklace.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-08-02 22:04:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-08-02 21:56:22 EDT (#)
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the second picture is frightening..yet, strangely arousing. the last one made me laugh. :)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-02 21:33:06 EDT (#)
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Stop being so crotchety and negative, Ic. Lighten up and realize that progression is a sometimes fun and always necessary evil. ;)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-02 21:30:56 EDT (#)
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Get back on your meds, chris.
We'll leave her alone, i promise.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-08-02 21:10:32 EDT (#)
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Sweet. You even put a target over your lips on one for practicing batch shots.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-08-02 20:55:32 EDT (#)
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I've always said that webcams, camera phones and other panderings to vanity will be the death of human civilization as we know it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-02 20:53:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-02 20:28:01 EDT (#)
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Um, okay. Cool...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-02 20:18:57 EDT (#)
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I experimented with purple eyeshadow today. What the motherfuck of it?