Bored at work - made this. (932 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.28 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2009-07-31 07:08:46 EDT
I'm by no means any kind of image editor type person, i do a bit of desk top publishing but i was quite proud of this...
(our internet was down at work for nearly a week, which left me with sweet fuck all to do, except sit at my desk playing with my PSP and making silly images - mostly using my dogs photo's, as they're all i've got on my PC)....
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-08-03 11:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, OK, no need for me to be nasty. Excuse my violent all-caps outburst and prior fuckwit reply.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-08-03 11:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T LOVE MY STUPIDASS DOG PICTURES MUST BE A BASEMENT DWELLING LOOSER WTF
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-31 20:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-07-31 14:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Step 1. Poorly cut up a bunch of blurry, pictures of dogs.
Step 2. Resize them and paste them awkwardly and disproportionately into paintings.
Step 3. Post on Ubersite.com.
Step 4. PROFIT
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THANKYOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION GASCS, PLEASE INSERT HUMOR INTO YOUR REVIEW NEXT TIME.
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HA!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-07-31 14:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Step 1. Poorly cut up a bunch of blurry, pictures of dogs. - Read "internet was down, at work, only had access to the blurry photo's of dogs on my phone"
Step 2. Resize them and paste them awkwardly and disproportionately into paintings. - read: "not an image editor person"
Step 3. Post on Ubersite.com. - "where else would you post shit like this?"
Step 4. PROFIT - I WISH! All i profited from this is a few laughs from those who know the hounds and some cocky reviews like this, from fuckwit's like you.
Oh I love this site and it's pretentious basment dwelling internet loosers.
@Icarus - Used the wonder that is Serif Photoplus - like photoshop for Windows. Fuck Macs yo! Fuck adobe too.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-02 14:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thoroughly enjoyed this.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-08-01 12:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scientific study proves that conservatives are willfully full of shit! Whee! +2 for everybody today!
http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2008/09/backfire-effect
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-01 09:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yEAh GASCS FUCK
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-31 20:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-07-31 14:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Step 1. Poorly cut up a bunch of blurry, pictures of dogs.
Step 2. Resize them and paste them awkwardly and disproportionately into paintings.
Step 3. Post on Ubersite.com.
Step 4. PROFIT
______________________________
THANKYOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION GASCS, PLEASE INSERT HUMOR INTO YOUR REVIEW NEXT TIME.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-31 14:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What did you use to do it? Could be photoshop, but looks almost like GIMP.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-07-31 14:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Step 1. Poorly cut up a bunch of blurry, pictures of dogs.
Step 2. Resize them and paste them awkwardly and disproportionately into paintings.
Step 3. Post on Ubersite.com.
Step 4. PROFIT
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-31 14:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eeb_1249001813
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-07-31 12:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-31 11:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-31 11:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
not so funny, yeah?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-07-31 10:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Brando - The Springer is mine, Tilly. She's here in the office with me today, trying to steal my sammiches.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-07-31 10:37:07 EDT (#)
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Thanks X54. I'll keep my eye out for the job offer.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-07-31 10:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hire you...if I was looking for a Photoshop expert to replace characters in famous paintings with dogs.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-07-31 09:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah I would have liked to be able to trawl t'inerweb for better images to play with, but I'm stuck with work products mainly, amazing how lost I was without the internet!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-07-31 09:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved the one with the Gretsch.
Are there some springer spaniels among your dogs?
Thanks for the post and have a great Über weekend.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-07-31 09:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your dogs look exquisite in formal attire
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-07-31 08:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That last one saved your ass. Awesomeness!
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-07-31 08:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dog!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-31 08:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I understand that this being your dog, you probably feel this is really cute and funny...you've invested time and emotion into her, and that makes these pictures meaningful to you.
I don't know your dog, though she's cute, and don't care at all about these pictures.
Hey remember when your band got up on stage at that church meeting and you were there all blinged out in your powder blue ruffles and jerry curl hair and stamped around and the mike made that loud squealing noise and you got angry because nobody appreciated your awesome talent?
That was pretty funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-31 08:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A solid "meh".
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dogfucker!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol these are pretty bad but i liked the third one down. made me chuckle.