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Submitted by The real fake Amanda Metal (View user info) at 2009-07-30 11:23:59 EDT


"The Crab Louse," starring Maru of YouTube

do not touch the trim.jpg (71 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-17 16:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fail

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-31 14:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Maru! Because you did not get a snack, do you sulk in such a place?
Come out please!

Maru:[ Do you give a snack? ]


No, but there is a more splendid thing.


Please look at this!


Maru:[ Sigh......This is not an appetizing smell. ]


Maru:[ In addition, what is the round creature such as this raccoon dog? ]


Hey Maru! A round creature such as the raccoon dog is you......


Maru:[ My first book will be published.]


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, God do I love Engrish








Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-31 10:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-30 18:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

he has his own website too.
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I know! I love it. My favorite are the nonsensical Japanese-to-English translations of all the captions. "Hey Maru! Your buttocks are defenseless!"

Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-07-31 08:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Eh...

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-07-30 23:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SKANK WHORE

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-30 18:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just played it, I didn't write it. Gateway took me a while. Gateway 2 was a little easier.

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just played them. They were both fun.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-30 18:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

he has his own website too.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-30 18:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MARU!!!

yes i follow cuteoverload...

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-30 18:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have no fear, I'm here, all of you can stop asking where everyone is, assuming of course that you meant everyone that matters.


Before anyone says it, no, I'm not a Schlongy alter, but I AM almost as awesome.

Also, to whomever posted the bit on the uberboard, relax, I'll take the time out of my all important day to entertain and enlighten sometime soon, maybe Saturday, since I must work til noon, and that gives me free time to post pictures of my penis.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm eating raw garlic. There's your entertainment.


Do it whilest naked...I prefer my entertainment to be "Rated X".

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Moo

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm eating raw garlic. There's your entertainment.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, this is really depressing. I used to come here to alleviate boredom and now this site is more boring than anything I can think of, including C-span. Fuck this bullshit.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-30 15:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish I could give this a positive rating...BUT MY BRAIN WILL NOT ALLOW MY HANDS TO HIT THE + SIGN!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-30 15:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha!!!!

How's Sage?

(Fine, thanks.)

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thats one of the best uberboards I've seen in a long time.

+2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm right here.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just played it, I didn't write it. Gateway took me a while. Gateway 2 was a little easier.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 just for Skrap's game.

And also, fucking LOL @ the uberboard.

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-30 13:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, this is really depressing. I used to come here to alleviate boredom and now this site is more boring than anything I can think of, including C-span. Fuck this bullshit.
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Yep! I does agree where the fuck is everyone?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...and when you're done there, http://cockroach.se/gateway_2

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-30 12:53:55 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://cockroach.se/gateway/

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That looks addictive. Thanks!

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My head already exploded after the first puzzle.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-30 12:53:55 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://cockroach.se/gateway/

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That looks addictive. Thanks!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-30 13:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://cockroach.se/gateway/

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-30 13:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, this is really depressing. I used to come here to alleviate boredom and now this site is more boring than anything I can think of, including C-span. Fuck this bullshit.

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-30 12:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-30 11:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.gabbly.com/http://www.ubersite.com

Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-07-30 11:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whats the gabbly address? lets revive that shit

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-30 11:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nobody's on the gabbly either.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-30 11:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

vicious lies

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-07-30 11:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'll bet you hear that a lot.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-30 11:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuycking looked at that word forever time is slooooooooooooooooooooooow

blorf

is anyone there on the internet?

Heloo???

gabbly? haha

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-30 11:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cat

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-30 11:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AMANDA "huginkiss" METAL....QUEEN OF TEH FUNNY CAT PHOTOZ

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-30 11:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is to help slow the inevitable -2nami

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-30 11:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There's nothing new on the front page. I just thought you guys might appreciate a cute picture and a fun, devil-may-care caption.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 11:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

uh oh, you are gonna kop some fall out from this one

be strong Jeannneneennenenenenenenenen


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