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Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2009-07-20 10:48:11 EDT




the last one is okay.JPG (205 kB)

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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-28 10:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

we live 2 give

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-23 12:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Been here, been there.

You know - roamin'.

Glad to see you two fellers doing some fine work around these here parts.


Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-22 04:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah bergermeister ya fuck knuckle where ya been?

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-22 04:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah Bergatron WTF are you doing you sick fuck?

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-22 04:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Roberto! How the shit are you?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-22 04:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


GIMME AN S

>ESS!<

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>TEE!

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>OH!<

K

>KAY!<

Whatcha got?

>STOK!<


And whatcha gunna do?

>Kick some fucking ass. Your own self?<


Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-07-22 03:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Another original post from the good folks over at www dot ubersite dot com

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-22 02:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-21 11:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And another for pissing off the geezer.


Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-21 11:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-20 17:53:07 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-20 15:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously though, next time you should probably use Google before you start a spelling argument, considering the evidence of your prowess below.
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It's "cancelled", no one cares what amurricans think. Any one who spells it "canceled" gets a f in my class. No muscle milk for you.
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Haha...I forgot about muscle milk.


Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-21 08:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so is your mother

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-21 08:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It had chrome and the red and white checker bmx pads so you didn't hit your balls but you're right it wasn't very white. But it was f1 heavy duty

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-21 07:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was black and red you colour blind fanook.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-21 07:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-21 06:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah locksly then tell them about the time you named your bike "Malboro".
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It was red and white, what was I gonna call it?

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-21 07:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-21 05:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You should camwhore Locksley. Just make sure you turn into a really hot woman first though.

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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-21 06:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah locksly then tell them about the time you named your bike "Malboro".

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-21 05:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You should camwhore Locksley. Just make sure you turn into a really hot woman first though.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-21 05:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats what she said

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-21 04:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No YOU'RE Locksly.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-21 04:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah. its just me and locklsy

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-20 23:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's not really a bandwagon, it's just me and locksly.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-20 23:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I dont know how I feel about the penguin bandwagon anymore but I can't deny that it makes me smile.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-20 21:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FELLATED BY REDNECK

DON'T THINK OF GRANDMA!

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-20 20:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-20 15:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously though, next time you should probably use Google before you start a spelling argument, considering the evidence of your prowess below.
_____________

It's "cancelled", no one cares what amurricans think. Any one who spells it "canceled" gets a f in my class. No muscle milk for you.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-07-20 20:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Black people in car next to yours?

Call in air-strike.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-20 18:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-20 16:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

title

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-20 15:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously though, next time you should probably use Google before you start a spelling argument, considering the evidence of your prowess below.


Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-20 15:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-1, Shlongy's right
+
-1, I'm tired of this penguin
=
-2


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-20 15:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-20 15:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's spelled both ways, you fucking retard.
___________________

You can spell it however you want, but to spell it correctly you'll need two L's champ. Guess they didn't teach you that at "rich man" school.



WRONG-O, Tardski.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-20 15:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this but,

I DISAGREE WITH YOUR ASSESMENT ON THE AFFORMENTIONED FUTURAMA MOVIES I BELEIVE THAT TWO OF THE THREE ARE GREAT! BEAST WITH A MILLION BACKS WAS INSANELY FUNNY AND SO WAS BENDERS GAME.

However I do feel the first one was a load of turd.

Also Office Space was good!

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The first one was actually the only one I thought was alright. There are four total, Bender's Big Score (okay), Beast with a Billion Backs (a little worse than BBS), Bender's Game (unwatchable for me. Just awful.) and Into the Wild Green Yonder (meh.)

/nerdrant

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-20 15:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's spelled both ways, you fucking retard.
___________________

You can spell it however you want, but to spell it correctly you'll need two L's champ. Guess they didn't teach you that at "rich man" school.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-20 13:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i like these

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-07-20 13:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sad truth aboot Futurama, hopefully they can up their game in the new series

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this but,

I DISAGREE WITH YOUR ASSESMENT ON THE AFFORMENTIONED FUTURAMA MOVIES I BELEIVE THAT TWO OF THE THREE ARE GREAT! BEAST WITH A MILLION BACKS WAS INSANELY FUNNY AND SO WAS BENDERS GAME.

However I do feel the first one was a load of turd.

Also Office Space was good!


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen/l/sico

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's spelled both ways, you fucking retard.

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

When will this series get "CANCELED"?
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When you learn to spell "CANCELLED", you senile fuck.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HAHA!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

When will this series get "CANCELED"?
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When you learn to spell "CANCELLED", you senile fuck.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

When will this series get "CANCELED"?

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those Futurama movies were a little painful to watch. On top of that, the voice actors may not be returning to the show when it comes back on Comedy Central.
___________________

Yeah I was going to make a penguin about that but not sure if it would have "flown"

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Accidental Tattoo+2

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those Futurama movies were a little painful to watch. On top of that, the voice actors may not be returning to the show when it comes back on Comedy Central.

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That can happen. Look at simosemen.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-07-20 11:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-20 10:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This bird is beginning to grow on me.


Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying.

Homer: My name is Homer Simpson!

Burns: You're just babbling incoherently...

Homer: Oh, you're a dead man, Burns. Oh, you're dead! You're dead,
Burns!

Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 1)