APW: Jesse The Elphdog makes a horrific discovery (1426 hits)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-07-15 11:31:11 EDT
The flaming eye hurried away from Jesses place with evil Horace in tow. Horace's monocle steamed up as he realised he had little time left to save the nhallways pilot from a fate worse than the noughts and crosses that had been played on his beaten chest. Jamal the monkey was falling frightfully towards an untimely death...
Meanwhile in real life, Jesse the ELPHDog noticed a zit on his cheek, with baited breath he tried to pop it, unfortunately for him, the only orc he had ever loved was drowning in imperial leather suds behind him. Outside of Jesses penthouse apartment, justice was being done.
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN NEXT
DUN
DUN
DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
User Reviews
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:28:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-30 11:07:32 EDT (#)
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I just can't not.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 10:24:56 EDT (#)
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i really cant see how this can get anything other than a +2
how can anyone 'not care' for this??
this!!
it has Sages head being stomped into the ground, shlongys face on the wall, coley drowning in the shower and JESSE with a PIMPLE.
WELL...HUH
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:41:00 EDT (#)
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it's kinda true if you think about it
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:11:40 EDT (#)
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thanks
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:03:25 EDT (#)
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i swear to god you are the biggest prick i ever came across
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-18 01:10:38 EDT (#)
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Eh?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-16 17:20:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-16 17:17:11 EDT (#)
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Like it!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 14:11:31 EDT (#)
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oh and thanks whoever send me up for Preston North End Football clubs newsletter......... ha! glad i never use that email address.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:40:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:32:33 EDT (#)
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I didn't say that although serial killers are more understandable to me simply because I've studied the development and pathology of sociopaths in depth during school.
Religion is not quaint. It can be either benign or downright destructive, but never quaint.
But I'm sure now that I'll receive some scolding diatribe on my bigotry, hypocrisy, intolerance, and imperialism.
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Nah, you're cool.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:36:00 EDT (#)
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I'm with you forensic.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:32:33 EDT (#)
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I didn't say that although serial killers are more understandable to me simply because I've studied the development and pathology of sociopaths in depth during school.
Religion is not quaint. It can be either benign or downright destructive, but never quaint.
But I'm sure now that I'll receive some scolding diatribe on my bigotry, hypocrisy, intolerance, and imperialism.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:32:09 EDT (#)
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I'm bored. Someone call berty a pussy!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:28:19 EDT (#)
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*rolls eyes*
well which is it, co.uk or .com
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:25:23 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:22:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:16:02 EDT (#)
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I would never refer to religion as quaint.
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You totally would. Or at least use some kind of cryptic candianism that means the same thing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:19:06 EDT (#)
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That's my fault Ducky. I filled the Messenger address bar with scary people and have to leave it turned off untill the heat dies down.
On the plus side it means you can stash more adventures for you to amaze me with later.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:16:02 EDT (#)
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I would never refer to religion as quaint.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:15:11 EDT (#)
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ducky, i better have an email from you when i get home!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:14:54 EDT (#)
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That probably could have been either of us...unless forensic is religious...
Would have been a while ago. I haven't rambled to you on messenger in a long time.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:13:25 EDT (#)
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Religion IS quaint.
Besides, aren't you an atheist? I thought you told me once that you understood serial killers better than religious people.
In hindsight that may have been Forensic. It's all a blur.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:12:05 EDT (#)
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and plus the t
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:08:59 EDT (#)
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minus the of
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:08:15 EDT (#)
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noooooo of ducky you are being particularly difficult today!! playing with Bery and I like we are at junior school.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:07:25 EDT (#)
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That much has been obvious since day one. I mean, who doesn't want sexytime with Berty?
I am a Beautiful Man™
This still doesn't help me understand the significance of OML, even if it is from Canadian TV.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:01:07 EDT (#)
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being religious is quaint?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 11:00:18 EDT (#)
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If you'll see below...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:38:14 PDT (#)
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so sorry, what was that? i was staring at your breasts.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:38:05 PDT (#)
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Not me though, I am serious like a heart attack.
*complicated hand gesture*
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He clearly wants to have the sexytime with you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:57:53 EDT (#)
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i just thought ducky was religous ' oh my lord'
how quaint thought i
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:56:55 EDT (#)
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berty has fine breasts, that wispy hair that encapsulates his nipples is just dreamy
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:52:59 EDT (#)
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This really doesn't help me get any closer to establishing the context in relation to my delicious mammaries.
I may need you to draw me a diagram.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:50:32 EDT (#)
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Clearly in Canada it stands for Oh My Lanta, ala Full House.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:49:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:46:24 EDT (#)
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OML stop staring at Berty's breasts.
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???
In England OML stands for Ordinary Maternity Leave.
Little help?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:48:05 EDT (#)
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he's clearly only trying to help you.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:46:24 EDT (#)
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OML stop staring at Berty's breasts.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:44:16 EDT (#)
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berty, ive done nothing i swear. im NOT GUILTY
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:43:31 EDT (#)
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huh?
relax bell, i aint got no beef with you, take a deep breath and let it out.
i love scotland (except for the shithole that is glasgow), i adore thistles and quite frankly i have porridge every morning
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:43:16 EDT (#)
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C'mon guys. Explore your feelings in this safe, public, environment.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:42:02 EDT (#)
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Wait, what happened between you guys? Last time I was on Uber properly you guys were bantering back and forth and having a whale of a time.
What happened to the bromance?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:38:36 EDT (#)
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Christ, you might as well be filling out one of these for every -2 or "mean" comment you get.
http://bit.ly/156cRS
Moany fuck.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:38:14 EDT (#)
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so sorry, what was that? i was staring at your breasts.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:38:05 EDT (#)
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Not me though, I am serious like a heart attack.
*complicated hand gesture*
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:34:59 EDT (#)
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'cepting of course for your email address, because that's pretty silly...
your email addy and most of uber are like this *twists fingers together*
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:31:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:28:45 PDT (#)
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I am reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies as well at the moment. I love the illustrations in it. Some of the dialogue is fantastic.
"Your balls, Mr Darcy."
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ahaha...so good.
EI,
in a GOOD way.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:28:53 EDT (#)
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ducky
this post is ridiculous?
huh
and so am i?
huh
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:28:45 EDT (#)
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I am reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies as well at the moment. I love the illustrations in it. Some of the dialogue is fantastic.
"Your balls, Mr Darcy."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:27:42 EDT (#)
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You could try the biological approach. Put loads of bird eating spiders around your home and they'll take care of the problem. I couldn't do that because I would be scurred but you are proper hard core.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:21:29 EDT (#)
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I am reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, which is just as ridiculous as this post, and as EI (...who has a stupid email addy like meatspinner...I've probably caught a stupidity virus just by typing that into the reply box...) but also just about as awesome as watching one of those crows that sits outside my bedroom window squawking at 6am getting beaten by a sock with a bar of soap in it...which would be pretty awesome.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 10:06:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-16 14:55:30 BST (#)
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wow. EI is awesome!
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you fucking knows it right
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-16 09:58:39 EDT (#)
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Yes I did. Your overly sensitive e-mail with mommy issues must have eaten it. I didn't even curse in it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-16 09:55:30 EDT (#)
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wow. EI is awesome!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 09:47:47 EDT (#)
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fg you havent even replied to the message i sent you yesterday, im being cast out again
SERENITY NOW!!
SERENITY NOW!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-16 09:44:11 EDT (#)
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My my! This is familiar.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 09:40:37 EDT (#)
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a specific uber email address
not for family or friends
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 09:27:47 EDT (#)
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Your email address is meatspinner?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 09:26:18 EDT (#)
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Ducky...........stop playing me like a cheap harmonica
my email is
meatspinner1977.at.aol.com
or .co.uk
i forget which
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 09:17:39 EDT (#)
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Careful what you wish for guys. If Ducky sends you an email it will blow your brain like crack cocaine.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-16 09:13:14 EDT (#)
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I've been trying to get an e-mail from Ducky FOREVER...
the last mail addy she sent me was sgthartmansacreepyperv.at.yahoo.com
somehow I dont think thats right...
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 09:12:22 EDT (#)
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It's not?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 09:10:22 EDT (#)
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oh ducky you sure do know how to win a guys heart
that is not my email address and you darn well know it
:(
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 09:05:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 00:53:47 PDT (#)
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thanks ducky, so when do i get my email? i must have won your affections by now.
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My affections are not for the winning, but sure I'll send you an email.
crumpetsmakemybumhum.at.hotmail.com right?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 08:24:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 08:14:20 EDT (#)
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poor old Scott and Charlene they seem to of been accosted by a drunken d_r, he's currently warbling sweet lullabies to them, Scott seems agitated, he's not taking to kindly to d_rs hand running through his hair.
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He's probably alergic to latex.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 08:14:20 EDT (#)
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poor old Scott and Charlene they seem to of been accosted by a drunken d_r, he's currently warbling sweet lullabies to them, Scott seems agitated, he's not taking to kindly to d_rs hand running through his hair.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 08:01:02 EDT (#)
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Bwahahaha! Lou Carpenter will not like that. Madge loves the tuba.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:54:30 EDT (#)
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That's good. With any luck Strauss can batter Bishop in the melon and he'll be able to delight the crowds with his new-found tuba ability at teatime.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:48:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:36:33 EDT (#)
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I cannot see the game at work. Who is the Australian bowling? Is he a lazy taker?
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Alf Stewart is bowling from the Pavilion and Harold Bishop from the media centre, no lazyness really but Joe Mangle is drunk and can't keep control of Bouncer he keeps chasing the ball and chewed up KP's box.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:46:13 EDT (#)
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101! Woo!
Deutchland, Deutchland,
Uber Alles!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:36:33 EDT (#)
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I cannot see the game at work. Who is the Australian bowling? Is he a lazy taker?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:35:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:20:26 EDT (#)
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No, no, no, no!
Simon was the one with the witch.
The luna cycle was a moon bike invented by Nelson Mandela. He spent years in his house by himself inventing it then sold it for millions, retired to Africa on the profits and opened a Vineyard.
But I can see why you got confused.
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Ah yes, Simon, the Witch and the Wardrobe. I remember watching that on CBBC as a nipper. It was hilarious when his Christ analouge backfired!
The Luna Cycle makes sense; I always get Nelson Mandela confused with Mohammed and Captain Kirk with Buzz Alrdin. I also get the Jewish lad mixed up with that fellow you always see on the billboards in Saudi Arabia. You know, the one with the beard that joins his hair and is all tied into a little bead on the top of his head... Jehova? Or was that the guy from the Japanese computer game?
Man, theology is hard! No wonder you have to give up sex to do it.
88 for nothing is encouraging. Perhaps there is life in English sport after all?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:26:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:43:45 EDT (#)
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England seem to have made a good start......
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It is starting to look good, but I'll hold judgement til we a get a century opening partnership. Let's see if Cook can keep his wicket for the morning...
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:20:26 EDT (#)
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No, no, no, no!
Simon was the one with the witch.
The luna cycle was a moon bike invented by Nelson Mandela. He spent years in his house by himself inventing it then sold it for millions, retired to Africa on the profits and opened a Vineyard.
But I can see why you got confused.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:19:56 EDT (#)
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So how many people ended up soiling their tidy whities on this post?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:08:06 EDT (#)
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Dervel, without you Uber would have no meaning. With you Uber has the sole meaning of longing for more Fintan the Ferrett cartoons.
I've never been to familiar with the work of Le Bon and Duran Duran. Was Simon the one who killed & disapeared the lead singer (although nobody could ever prove nothing), hijacked the band, forced the basist to name his daughter Luna Module or something and then went to Africa to whine about how bad it was that people were poor?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 07:00:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:47:00 EDT (#)
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Wasn't that Moses and didn't the bush catch on fire? I don't know. All I know is that the whole thing ends with him taking his daughters camping and them telling them that the whole world has been destroyed, that they are the only humans left and will need to repopulate the earth.
That's why I moved on to the Qur'an. It's got motorcycle racing and captain kirk in it!
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Moses' ark? I think not.
And the Qur'an wasn't motorbike races, it was a synth-pop band with Simon Le Bono. They did that Rio song about Flanders from the Simpsons.
Good job I'm here today to shore up the walls of reason.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:47:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:32:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:16:34 EDT (#)
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That is why there would be dramatic tension.
It would be the greatest story ever told, blowing Jesus and the bible out of the water.
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Jesus wasn't in the water, he was on his ark with his stone tables and pruning bush.
Your grasp of the bible is quite frankly appalling.
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Wasn't that Moses and didn't the bush catch on fire? I don't know. All I know is that the whole thing ends with him taking his daughters camping and them telling them that the whole world has been destroyed, that they are the only humans left and will need to repopulate the earth.
That's why I moved on to the Qur'an. It's got motorcycle racing and captain kirk in it!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:43:45 EDT (#)
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thanks, means a lot.
England seem to have made a good start......
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:42:30 EDT (#)
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Righto. Well, if I see anyone trying to steal it, I'll be sure to tell them...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:39:11 EDT (#)
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Jesse the Elphdog.......
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:37:34 EDT (#)
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Who?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:36:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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I don't want to be associated with that pathetic excuse for a Scot. Fat, homosexual and writes retarded poetry. What a cunt.
This is still awful, but fuck that guy.
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HAHAHA and I got an email from EI moaning that I was being mean?
Hurty you are a cunt and FJ had more talent in his little finger than you do your tiny, rotten cock.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:35:27 EDT (#)
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Jesse is copyrighted BTW
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:32:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:16:34 EDT (#)
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That is why there would be dramatic tension.
It would be the greatest story ever told, blowing Jesus and the bible out of the water.
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Jesus wasn't in the water, he was on his ark with his stone tables and pruning bush.
Your grasp of the bible is quite frankly appalling.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:16:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:10:30 EDT (#)
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Bruce Campbell doesn't like Fintan.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74834
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That is why there would be dramatic tension.
It would be the greatest story ever told, blowing Jesus and the bible out of the water.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 06:10:30 EDT (#)
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Bruce Campbell doesn't like Fintan.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74834
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-16 04:46:13 EDT (#)
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I demand a Fintan the Ferrett, Danny the Elphdog crossover comic featuring Bruce Campbell and the English cricket team.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 04:44:03 EDT (#)
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In any case its meant to piss down for the next week so there wont be a result.
:(
or maybe
:)
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 04:30:33 EDT (#)
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Seam bowler, seam friendly pitch. Would make sense.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 04:22:02 EDT (#)
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So Dervel, Onions in for Panesar?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-16 04:20:23 EDT (#)
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A monkey with a vagina and tits? AKA a female monkey?
Not sure they exist...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-16 03:53:47 EDT (#)
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thanks ducky, so when do i get my email? i must have won your affections by now.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-16 00:39:17 EDT (#)
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Yet another literary masterpiece.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-15 17:06:00 EDT (#)
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Scourge calling someone fat is like EI calling someone retarded.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-15 16:31:41 EDT (#)
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This is why I chose Swindon instead of Bristol.
Boy did I make a big mistake.
I want in.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-15 16:01:30 EDT (#)
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Get the party started...http://www.ubersite.com/m/122829
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-15 15:30:54 EDT (#)
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Looks like Elphdog may have jumped the shark.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-07-15 15:30:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:36:56 EDT (#)
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genius.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-07-15 15:09:37 EDT (#)
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would have +3'd this had you shown a steaming log exiting creep, in route to the gash's head
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-15 15:02:36 EDT (#)
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because i was told to.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:50:58 EDT (#)
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Testify, my brother.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:49:08 EDT (#)
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thanks, im all whored out now, begging does that to you.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:47:51 EDT (#)
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FUCK!! My bad.
Awesome pic.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:47:08 EDT (#)
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ima desperate man :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:45:07 EDT (#)
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skrap!! +2 you bastard and comment on the picture!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:43:53 EDT (#)
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Orphelia you owe me a picture.
I haven't forgotten.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:39:35 EDT (#)
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scourge is bitter and soured.
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You'd think he'da picked a more appropriate user name then, huh?
...wait.
ps- if that IS you pheely - glad to see you around. Hope all is well.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:31:39 EDT (#)
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i am outta here, it was nice guys.
sgt johnny i told ya before stay away from this site.
my milkshake brings all the boys to...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:31:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-15 19:28:29 BST (#)
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scourge is bitter and soured
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yep, thats why i like him! and likewise your reasons for SGT
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:30:18 EDT (#)
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i dont think i can do better than this orphelia :(
come on, put that -2 away and show me some love
SHOW ME SOME LOVE!!
SHOW ME THE LOVING!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*swooning*
Orphelia you really are a sweetheart!
crap im all blushing now at work.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i have it, me, and i think emission can do better than this and as much as i find scourge funny no one messes with the sgt.
sgt brings happiness without the nastiness. sgt is a ray of sunshine in a very jaded world.
scourge is bitter and soured.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck has the orphelia account now?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOOK OUT, JAMAL! A PENIS IS EMERGING FROM THE 747'S MUFFLER!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The good Sgt. has rocked my face off at least 17 times.
TROOF
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Scourge you are the biggest pile of bastard wank on Uber.
Sgt rocks the face off all of you.
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well goddamn, just when you think your head cant get BIGGER than a Christmas ham...
it does.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SGT is ace but i adore poor scourge too, im in quite the bind
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The good Sgt. has rocked my face off at least 17 times.
TROOF
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Scourge you are the biggest pile of bastard wank on Uber.
Sgt rocks the face off all of you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
:(
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs to be rated higher.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww...Hartman stole my next insult.
Of course, I was probably gonna use it on HIM...
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I would expect nothing less Kenny.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109252
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My God.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww...Hartman stole my next insult.
Of course, I was probably gonna use it on HIM...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh scourge you know me so well.
but not as well as the bottom of a bag of Cool Ranch Dorito's you tubby fuck.
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haven't we been through this before, sgt48inchwaist?
you certainly get all fuffy and puffy when someone points out your pathetic nature. also when you climb a flight of stairs, but that's a story for another day.
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Come on man you and everyone else here knows of my pathetic nature, I put it out there before anyone else did.
I think the reason you like busting my balls is because deep down you wish you could be like me.
or at least you wish you could get down to my weight.
dont fret my friend, you'll get there someday.
you are right about one thing, I live an "im takin the escalator" kind of life.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Yeah, dude, this is fucking awful."
yet also quite
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"genius."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh scourge you know me so well.
but not as well as the bottom of a bag of Cool Ranch Dorito's you tubby fuck.
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haven't we been through this before, sgt48inchwaist?
you certainly get all fuffy and puffy when someone points out your pathetic nature. also when you climb a flight of stairs, but that's a story for another day.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:06:10 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh scourge you know me so well.
but not as well as the bottom of a bag of Cool Ranch Dorito's you tubby fuck.
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My first laugh out loud moment today.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh scourge you know me so well.
but not as well as the bottom of a bag of Cool Ranch Dorito's you tubby fuck.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in light of the people (and that word is used loosely) who -2ed this, i am very happy that i went the other way.
also , if orphelia hadn't -2ed it, hartman would have had your dick in his mouth in a +2 lickety-split and he knows it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-15 13:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Art!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
get 1 for the filename
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its a revolution! fight the power people.
ok i must go home soon, i think ive probably made 80% of the comments here.
That's scourges fault, he told me to.
SGT I LOVE YOU
sorry to fj , ophelia and sico whom have taken offence to my retarded work of art. I quite like them as people and hope it wont affect future relationships between us.
EI EI EI O
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I was extremely close to giving this a shitty rating...Good thing that I actually LOOKED at the post...This time!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww! Lookit the Bromance!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sniffle*
*a single tear rolls down my cheek*
this ones for you brother.
+2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, im a fag
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh the wonderful world of uber sico, look, i know you liked this, come on sico. you are smiling, you like it. im also not being mean to sage her, i thought it would be an honour, you know, soemthing to be proud of. im not looking for hatred, im looking to build a bridge of love. between you and I.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks MAN from the dude that +2 everything it means a lot
fuck, ratings mean everything you swine
i loved you hartman
i fucking loved you
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is possibly the crappiest thing I saw all day.
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I don't know who this was but only two people have this password :-/
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nah no middle ground man, I appreciate the effort that went into this, but that doesnt mean to say I understand it.
hence the 0.
Im here for observation only.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahh hartmans put in a bind, what will he do
hmm middle ground
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is possibly the crappiest thing I saw all day.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Angry brits!
let sit back and watch, they always have funny arguments.
using words like "wanker" and such...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im sorry you feel that way orphelia, i really am. I dont know what to say, tell you what, next time i do one, i will send you a gift, a peace offering if you like.
do you prefer chocolates or flowers?
or chocolate flowers?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FFS it's a pile of shit, are you kidding me?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to be associated with that pathetic excuse for a Scot. Fat, homosexual and writes retarded poetry. What a cunt.
This is still awful, but fuck that guy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its possible im being cast out fg
its ok........ i shall settle with being English and proud(ish)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there some kind of Brit thing going on in here?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think i deserve at least a 0 from you.
my good friend, comrade etc etc
i dont want you just to follow fat j bell and orphelia in hating me and everything i do, show me you care bro!
fo sho!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, it's modern (even though you are old) and if you're calling it 'art', which you seem to be, then it's 'modern art'; most of which (this included) is fucking awful.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
chill out hurty
relax to the max
this isnt fucking awful, its art.
thanks for coming back and being mean to me :(
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't say it's shit. I said it's fucking awful. Which it is.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, this is getting quite silly now
but hey its uber, who cares *ruffles the little scamps head*
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
climbing out the woodwork tonight
its not shit hurty, you're shit, you big fat shit
shit
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, dude, this is fucking awful.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 12:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-15 16:51:42 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit being a pile of fuckswim with these stupid cartoons. You are 38 years old, it's about time that you let your frankthevirgin fantasies go.
Oh, and nice "blue steel" look, handsome.
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ive been called fuckswim by a wigger :(
I AM NOT 38!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ha, whats going on, the groovy gang are rebelling.
:( poor EI
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Why do all the kids hate you, Jeffrey?"
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will say it again
"Hilarious"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit being a pile of fuckswim with these stupid cartoons. You are 38 years old, it's about time that you let your frankthevirgin fantasies go.
Oh, and nice "blue steel" look, handsome.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
classless and tasteless. He's worse than Jack The Ripper.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he has absolutely no class. what a horrid monster.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:( Bell hates my obvious talent :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Hilarious"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
genius.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!