O, Proserpina! (491 hits)
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Submitted by JS3 (View user info) at 2009-07-08 13:26:27 EDT
My girlfriend's birthday is coming up. This is the card I haven chosen to give her. What do you think?
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-10 10:41:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-09 20:16:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-08 14:34:47 EDT (#)
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Since you asked, I think you're taking a risk referring to her as the Queen of the Underworld unless she's both ignorant and airheaded enough to not Google "Proserpina", in which case she must also be either very good in bed/chair/shower/car/public restroom or not want much out of a boyfriend.
And you're no Planet.
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Scientifically speaking, neither is Pluto.
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That was exactly my point. Thanks for getting it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-09 20:16:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-08 14:34:47 EDT (#)
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Since you asked, I think you're taking a risk referring to her as the Queen of the Underworld unless she's both ignorant and airheaded enough to not Google "Proserpina", in which case she must also be either very good in bed/chair/shower/car/public restroom or not want much out of a boyfriend.
And you're no Planet.
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Scientifically speaking, neither is Pluto.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-09 08:05:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-08 14:34:47 EDT (#)
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Since you asked, I think you're taking a risk referring to her as the Queen of the Underworld unless she's both ignorant and airheaded enough to not Google "Proserpina", in which case she must also be either very good in bed/chair/shower/car/public restroom or not want much out of a boyfriend.
And you're no Planet.
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Few are skrap, few are.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-09 00:12:56 EDT (#)
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have nothing to say about this, because rape is horrible. However, to perhaps lighten up the mood, I will do a heartfelt rendition of "Rape slaves", By Koolmang.
*ahem*
My rape slaves bring all the rape to the yard,
And they're like "RapeRapeRapeRapeRape"
Thank you, and have a good night.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-08 23:52:06 EDT (#)
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do not post shit like this.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-08 20:09:21 EDT (#)
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Because nothing says desperate, lonely waste of flesh like giving your girlfriend a Hallmark card with boobs on it.
Even Sico knows you should kill yourself... and being poster child for post-natal abortion, he should know.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-08 16:09:26 EDT (#)
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She might not get that you want to rape her...
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2009-07-08 15:39:03 EDT (#)
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The sculpture "The Rape of Prosperina" is on display at the Villa Borghese Gallery in Rome.
I've seen it 4 times, and each time I marvel....Proserpina is trying desperately to escape Pluto's grasp as he carries her to Hades and get a piece of ass (literally, as when viewed from behind his fingers actually dig into her marble ass and thigh...magnificent!)....
http://www.bestpriceart.com/vault/cgfa_bernini3.jpg
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-08 15:32:53 EDT (#)
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Half clad woman with chariot birthday card?
OK then. Take her out for a nice dinner also?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-08 14:34:47 EDT (#)
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Since you asked, I think you're taking a risk referring to her as the Queen of the Underworld unless she's both ignorant and airheaded enough to not Google "Proserpina", in which case she must also be either very good in bed/chair/shower/car/public restroom or not want much out of a boyfriend.
And you're no Planet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-08 14:18:56 EDT (#)
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You're an idiot.
Submitted by ndn27 (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:49:14 EDT (#)
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My guess is that she would probably like some
sparkly jewelry to go with that card.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:42:20 EDT (#)
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Hey, happy 123456789 day.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:38:25 EDT (#)
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I would write "ugh, implants" in a comic book bubble coming off his head.
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:34:39 EDT (#)
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The rape meme has ran it's full course, I've concluded. I am, after all, the foremost authority on the subject matter.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:32:59 EDT (#)
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I'd write "HONK HONK" on it in red marker where the guy is copping a feel.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:32:34 EDT (#)
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needs more rape
i get jokes
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:30:53 EDT (#)
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I think you should cut your dick off and put your balls in a food process for fear that you may reproduce.