Wimbledon (rantish in nature). (859 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.97 on 66 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by tuts (View user info) at 2009-07-02 11:12:03 EDT
I've been sitting up very late, lately watching Wimbledon and I have a couple of questions that I would like to ask.
The first one is directed at Mr Lleyton Hewitt, first is when are you going to realise that you are never going to win another Grand slam tournament and you should probably retire?
Another question also to Mr Hewitt is why do names like Lloyd and Lleyton have two L's?
The third question is to the male and female uber users (the gender confused ones can just stay away ok), does the grunting by the female tennis players annoy the piss out of you? Yes we all know that the Williams sisters aren't long from the trees and can't help it, but the rest of you for shame (and that isn't racist to people of African descent, the Williams sisters just look like gorillas).
Elena Dementieva you are much worse than Maria Sharapova (for a while there I thought no-one could beat her) and you make me need to use the mute button on my remote. Except that button doesn't exist anymore because my dog chewed it off, so that leaves me no choice but to turn the telly down really low. Why should I have to turn my TV down though, maybe you and all the rest of your overpaid cronies should just shut the fuck up, either that or get jobs in the porn industry where you obviously belong. I can see it now......
Ahhhhhhhhhh.
Ohhhhhhh.
MMph.
Eeeigh.
Ahhhhn.
Gives a whole new meaning to the French Open, Amelie Mauresmo is French and she is wide Open, or some such. I enjoy watching the tennis; I also enjoy watching porn, but let's face it the tennis girls aren't going to play in the nude and start making out on the courts. So girls why don't we keep the two genres separate and stop groaning and grunting huh?
After that rant I will leave you with a picture of my favourite tennis player, she is also one of the nicest.
User Reviews
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-06 06:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another question also to Mr Hewitt is why do names like Lloyd and Lleyton have two L's?
-------------------
Welsh heritage.
If memory serves (ha ha):
Irish heritage: MacFuck
Scottish herigate: McFuck
Welsh heritage: Llfuck
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-05 10:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
quality post
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-05 03:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-07-05 03:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2009-07-03 17:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stefi Graf...the grunting Queen... you mean Monica Seles.
Steffi was a no-grunter.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-04 15:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Yes we all know that the Williams sisters aren't long from the trees and can't help it, but the rest of you for shame (and that isn't racist to people of African descent, the Williams sisters just look like gorillas)."
~~~~~~~~~~
I would not mind the grunting if they played tennis naked...
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-04 12:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-07-04 04:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
let's all stick with football
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-07-04 04:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
let's all stick with football
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-03 23:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry about Murray Scots and Englishers.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2009-07-03 22:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicks who play tennis are hot.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-03 22:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ill answer the question. ive played sport well for as long as i can remember. as a kid i represented my region at cricket (almost made state) and rugby league, then in high school i played in teh school football team which went to the state finals - we had like 3 australian schoolboys players, i was pretty much a passenger there. from the age of 12 i played basketball and became obsessed with it, and got quite good at it, if i do say so myself, playing point guard for a rep team that was frankly, insanely good. we were beating guys who could play pretty well by 100 points (got to play a couple pro teams, one from some euro country and another from korea, which was pretty fun) and despite being a mere 6 feet tall was able to dunk - well - getting high enough to dunk two handed, dunk over guys, and hit my elbow on the rim. i even managed to jump over someone once as i dunked, though he was pretty short, so it was merely incidental. last time i had my vertical measured it was somewhere around 32", though that was AGES ago, id reckon ive lost probably a foot off that now, as i dont really bother to keep that sort of athleticism up. at the moment im playing soccer, with the occasional run on the basketball court.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2009-07-03 17:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stefi Graf...the grunting Queen...
My faves gotta be that swiss miss...Hingis (tasty treat)
Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-07-03 17:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Text = 1
Pic = 10
Rating it a 2 because there's nothing higher.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-03 12:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But Serena kept the spectators and big sister waiting as she fought back to win the match. If Venus didn't already know it by then, she learned that day that little sis Serena was a fighter.
-----------------
Wtf? Didn't they grow up together and weren't they trained by the same person?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-03 12:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not even going to watch the Williams sisters, I mean who gives a fuck? Let me guess one of the Williams is going to win? How stupid. Don't they have enough money? Can't they go away and let tennis be interesting again.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-03 12:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
3 whole responses and not one about what you do actually do for exercise, flabs.
Its funny that you equate an entire sport with a cheesed up scene from Top Gun... although truth be told, I do have a kick ass pair of aviators. It's fun, great exercise, social - AND the beach is filled with a staggering array of hot women wearing very little clothing.
As for my marriage - it's going wonderfully. She's perfectly amazing and makes me happy. Watching you flail on about how insane women the women you 'date' are - only further proves that the bottom of the barrel in which you are scraping is exactly what you deserve.
hmm... You know Samwise, talking at you gives me a certain smug sense of superiority. Thanks for being so ... you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-03 12:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Notice how Iddqd never answered Rob's question?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-03 11:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck ive got mileage out of you playing volleyball. i can wheel that one out pretty much indefinately. thanks rob - you made the boringly easy pasttime of fucking with you so much more efficient, without having to stoop to dead brother jokes, which is a little distasteful for all involved.
seriously, all jokes and trolling aside, its a total faggot sport. wathc the scene in top gun again (and im sure youve seen it more than a few times) and tell anyone otherwise.
unless of course youve got something reeeeealy important to tell the missus...
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-03 11:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tell us rob, do you also like your team to get all greased up and/or sweaty and slap the hardbodies on your team on their tight buns when they make the round ball-thingy go fast and get missed by the hotties on the other team?
do you find yourself wishing you were wearing big aviators and were buff and could have your flabby buns slapped as hard as you slap theirs?
i bet you do. hows the shamrriage working for you, maverick?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-03 10:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Sure.
Exactly what kind of 'sports' do you >ahem< kick ass at Sammy? I can't imagine a greasy unlikeable blowhard like you actually playing any team sports - you kinda strike me as the 'getting picked last' kinda nerd.
Besides rigorously jerking off - what kind of physical activity do you participate in each week? "
---
hahaha, rob is trying to troll me. how cute.
tell me rob, are you the guy who sets the spike, or the spiker? insert gay joke here.
something tells me neither. something tells me youre just an also-ran on the court who hustles nice and hard and dives (but juuust misses) on those shots that go a bit wide.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-03 09:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think the williams sisters should play on a cotton court
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-03 09:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hehe you are a refined old chap, I can tell. Have a splendid weekend and enjoy the sunshine.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-03 09:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No need Em, i believe you mate. I probably wouldnt be refined enough to understand them anyway.
Time to leave and start the weekend. Cheerio all have a merry weekend.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-03 09:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-03 13:48:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
We shall all look forward to hearing about how good you are at cricket Em. You do realise though that always being on the pitch because you are being used as a Stump doesnt class as actually playing
----------------
I can link you to my online statistics if you like drogo? .
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-03 08:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We shall all look forward to hearing about how good you are at cricket Em. You do realise though that always being on the pitch because you are being used as a Stump doesnt class as actually playing
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-03 08:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In grade seven we had to play cricket as our sport for that summer, I would spend the whole time on the outfield(?) picking grass and spinning. Besides I'm not refined, more of a bogan.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-03 08:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-03 13:13:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I explained why I like tennis in one of my comments below.....
How anyone can enjoy cricket, now that is beyond me.
-----------
I know, i was explaining why 'I' cant understand how.
You have to be refined to enjoy cricket! heh
Also if you are pretty excellent at playing it yourself (I.E ME) then it somewhat leads to enjoying the sport in general.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2009-07-03 08:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just wish Novak Djokovic would stop underachieving.
Every year I pick him as the dark horse to upset Nadal/Federer, but he keeps failing on me.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-03 08:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I explained why I like tennis in one of my comments below.....
How anyone can enjoy cricket, now that is beyond me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-03 06:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wimbledon is boring, grass courts are pointless and need to be scrapped. i can appreciate the training and skill some players have but thats about it, oh i can also appreciate pretty girls with toned bodies. who gives a fuck about grunting? just turn the fucking sound down.
how you can get worked up about tennis is beyond me
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-03 05:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to agree that the grunting is rather annoying and distracts from the game, but I also have to say that womens tennis is rather boring these days as as I get rather bored with watching the gorillas in the mist fight it out yet again. I think they should just give the two of them their first and second prize money to start with and let everyone else play it out for the other spots. I may even start watching it again then.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-03 04:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Linkwhore +2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117429
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-03 02:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH, and as far as your gruntspiracy theory - I'd credit the massive exertion it takes to swing the racket at such a consistent high velocity over a couple hours of playing that has the players grunting.
Still, its kind of interesting to consider that it might be done as counter intelligence... I don't think that is cheating so much as it is just plain annoying.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-03 02:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-02 21:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rob, you play volleyball. voluntarily. this renders whatever opinion you may have on sport to be completely null and void.
and to answer your question, id even beat you at volleyball. i fucking kick ass at pretty much most sports, except golf and tennis (and i could probably pick those up quick enough).
---
Sure.
Exactly what kind of 'sports' do you >ahem< kick ass at Sammy? I can't imagine a greasy unlikeable blowhard like you actually playing any team sports - you kinda strike me as the 'getting picked last' kinda nerd.
Besides rigorously jerking off - what kind of physical activity do you participate in each week?
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-03 01:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-07-03 00:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlimT34_TwY
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-02 23:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-03 10:02:51 WST (#)
Ranking: 0
to explain the grunting explanation so some of the slower ones can understand: the current arguemtn ive heard and read is: at the elite level these players are at, it is the finer points at the edge of perception that become most important. your average hack tennis 'pro' at the local club will know what shot youre making by body shape, raquet angle etc, but with players of the calibre of wimbledon contenders, the sound the ball makes as it hits the raquet provides them with vital clues they need to know where to run, to stand, how to shape their shoulders for the coming shot (topspin is going to make the ball kick high, above the shoulder, backspin low, etc etc) and so on. the grunt is something that has been trained in the players to hide this element from their opponent, as well as being merely annoying and offputting. it is nothing short of cheating, in the same way those stupid swimming suits are cheating, and should have everything done to remove it from play.
======
Yeah I was reading an interview with one of the umpires, he was saying that if it is to deliberately off put the other player, then they can fine them for it. However, the catch is they can't prove whether it is from the effort of whacking the ball or if she is just a cheating little bitch. Did you watch it last night though? That dementieva is an annoying little bitch.
Lleyton- completely agree with you, except for the fact he married a soapie star, popped out some kids and now has no killer instinct. Once when I watched him it was like a force of nature was on the court, it would look as if he wanted to punch the other to a pulp then eat his brains if they sent him the ball and he missed. Plus he got beaten by Andy Roddick who is basically a clown. Yes, it was a good game to watch but back in his day Lleyton would have slaughtered him. If hewitt retires think of the awesome coach he would be to some of our up and comers. Which we need at the moment, some young blood coming into tennis. A 17 year old superstar to shock us like Lleyton did.
Finally, Nadal, federer and the williams giants will get old and have to retire eventually. The trick is to makes sure that there is some new players ready to come and take their place.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-02 22:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
to explain the grunting explanation so some of the slower ones can understand: the current arguemtn ive heard and read is: at the elite level these players are at, it is the finer points at the edge of perception that become most important. your average hack tennis 'pro' at the local club will know what shot youre making by body shape, raquet angle etc, but with players of the calibre of wimbledon contenders, the sound the ball makes as it hits the raquet provides them with vital clues they need to know where to run, to stand, how to shape their shoulders for the coming shot (topspin is going to make the ball kick high, above the shoulder, backspin low, etc etc) and so on. the grunt is something that has been trained in the players to hide this element from their opponent, as well as being merely annoying and offputting. it is nothing short of cheating, in the same way those stupid swimming suits are cheating, and should have everything done to remove it from play.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-02 21:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rob, you play volleyball. voluntarily. this renders whatever opinion you may have on sport to be completely null and void.
and to answer your question, id even beat you at volleyball. i fucking kick ass at pretty much most sports, except golf and tennis (and i could probably pick those up quick enough).
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-02 20:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-02 20:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the grunting is a trick that has been drilled into them at whatever eastern european training academy conglomerate they were all processed at. it is cheating - they grunt to mask the sound of the ball hitting the raquet, and continue their grunt for well past what it would be if it were merely the effort of hitting the ball.
---
You don't participate in a lot of sports, huh?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-02 20:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hewitt is still dangerous enough to threaten. unfortunately, while he has the main thing that drove him to being #1 for about 2 years - sheer determination - he doesnt have the legs he used to, and his legs underpinned that determination.
in an interview the other day, roddick gave lleyton a massive compliment, and basically credited lleyton with changing the way guys play the game. he said (and i agree) that lleyton showed how legs and grinding out a game can be effective and guys had to change the way they played from just being giants who serve at 200+kps (this was about the time philopoussis was 'good' remember) to having to actually make shots, because at his peak, lleyton was basically a wall, noone could get anything past him.
also, he may be a greasy little douchebag, but i think hes one of the most inspirational sportspeople ever to compete. he won and won and was so successful, despite the fact he didnt have 1/10 of federers skill, he had no major weapon, a 'weak' serve and a merely ok net game, he just won purely because he wanted it more than anyone else.
he's still good enough to be top 5.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-02 20:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the grunting is a trick that has been drilled into them at whatever eastern european training academy conglomerate they were all processed at. it is cheating - they grunt to mask the sound of the ball hitting the raquet, and continue their grunt for well past what it would be if it were merely the effort of hitting the ball.
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2009-07-02 17:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-02 12:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah.
You are Australian, hey? Explains why you jumped on the Lleyton defence train. You do realise that this is a nation of crazy irrational sports fanatics though and that impedes logical decision making in regards to our players and teams?
So yeah, anyway, I'm hoping for a Roddick and Federer final.
This would be an awful final, just like it was in 04 and 05, when Roddick was bitch slapped by Federer as Roddick only has serve and volley and Federer is too good for that
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2009-07-02 16:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Only 2 people other than Nadal and Federer have won a grand slam over the past 5 years. Does that mean everyone should retire and Nadal and Federer play 1 match for the grand slam? Seems like you'd lose something in that experience.
The grunting doesn't bother me. The preening between points is way more annoying. Your hair looks fine, bitch, now serve the fucking ball!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-02 15:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"let's face it the tennis girls aren't going to play in the nude and start making out on the courts"
--------
Just googled 'sex on tennis court'.
I beg to differ.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-02 13:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol so obvious
Submitted by ndn27 (user info) at 2009-07-02 12:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rafa nadal is soooo fine.
I'm sorry, what were you talking about?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-02 12:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, thanks it hasn't finished here yet. Not that Dementieva losing is a suprise.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-02 12:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You fucking knows it.
Womans final is all Williams again; dull dull dull!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-02 12:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-03 00:27:16 WST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually I'm Scottish. That means I'm prepared for Murray to come agonisingly close to beating Federer in the final and go on to never win Wimbledon, or re-capture his current form.
-----
Then get drunk and sing ballads about it?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-02 12:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-03 00:15:24 WST (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer squash myself
(here come the jokes)
you SQUASH everyone...
its all about food with you isnt it...
etc etc.
-----
Why would you eat squash? It's so gross, also zuchinni and eggplant.
I like tennis because it is the only sport I'm okay at. I used to be made to play sport as a kid because everyone in my family was a champion at something and have medals they like to drag out to prove it. I however was hopeless, I'm short and they are all tall. I can't run fast, I can't jump high, big balls make me flinch and I was made to participate in sport every year.
Little Athletics I always came last and walked the long distance. Basketball I would trip while dribbling and duck when thrown the ball. Netball my team mates accepted I was useless and ignored me. Swimming I was good at but hated the chlorine. Tennis I can play, the rules are easy to understand, no-one tries to knock me over, the balls arn't too big and if I feel lazy we play doubles. Plus I have a mean serve so my sporty family can't tease me because I can't shoot a basket. Do you shoot a basket?
Haha, I should have posted about how shit I am at sport.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-02 12:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually I'm Scottish. That means I'm prepared for Murray to come agonisingly close to beating Federer in the final and go on to never win Wimbledon, or re-capture his current form.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-02 12:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer squash myself
(here come the jokes)
you SQUASH everyone...
its all about food with you isnt it...
etc etc.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-02 12:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah.
You are Australian, hey? Explains why you jumped on the Lleyton defence train. You do realise that this is a nation of crazy irrational sports fanatics though and that impedes logical decision making in regards to our players and teams?
So yeah, anyway, I'm hoping for a Roddick and Federer final.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not sleeping and wiping arses probably doesn't help.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, if I remember rightly Agassi retired not long after he had his first kid. I know there were other issues there, but they all seem to lost their focus and that killer instinct after they have a bub.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haven't you noticed that once tennis players have kids their game starts slipping?
==============
True. Federer has to win Wimbledon this year or he never will again.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anna Ivanovic she isn't just hot either she is also really sweet and has a hot accent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cTiNpCNUzw
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just face it Hewitts glory days are over. Yes he is awesome, yes I am a fan. We all have to realise eventually though that we are getting old and Hewitts time is coming. Haven't you noticed that once tennis players have kids their game starts slipping?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who's the broad?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Complete lack of interest in professional tennis...except for the tits above.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with you about women's tennis though.
£850,000 for pretty much a quarter of the effort the men put in? Grunting like a constipated banshee on every shot? Fuck off.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Title, Grand Slam, whatever. He's fucking awesome.
You're still an idiot.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-02 23:27:15 WST (#)
Ranking: -2
Given that the only year Hewitt hasn't won a title since 1998 is the year he was injured, I can only conclude that you know fuck all about tennis. Plus, his fans are way more entertaining than the boring cunts that usually sit around Wimbledon.
-------------
I said Grand Slam tournaments. The last time his won a Grand Slam was Wimbledon in 2002. The fact that you don't know this would lead me to conclude that you know fuck all about tennis. But, since I don't make snap judgements about strangers on the net I will just conclude that you didn't read properly.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Given that the only year Hewitt hasn't won a title since 1998 is the year he was injured, I can only conclude that you know fuck all about tennis. Plus, his fans are way more entertaining than the boring cunts that usually sit around Wimbledon.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Gives a whole new meaning to the French Open"
Liked this line, but I think it would have been funnier if it wasn't explained afterwards.
Also, yes the grunting pisses me off. If you did that shit while playing snooker you'd be kicked out straight away.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would normally -2 the shit out of a post like this, but that tennis girl there is so hot and that's not even a good picture of her. I wonder if she does anal on the first date consensually.