People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. (637 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-07-01 16:01:58 EDT
AAAAGGGGGGGGGGGH!!
I hate them
I hate them all.
*WEEPS*
Why the hell is it that just when you think you have the perfect contract; the perfect job - when some motherfucker comes along and craps all over you?!?
I have a system that I have had agreed by the top bods in London. I am so damn proud of it and fortunately it impresses my bosses whatever contract I go to. And then.....
Joe fucking 90 EEJIT comes along and steals my system and tries to take the credit.
AGGGGGGGGGGGGHH
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFFFFF.
I came home, poured myself a brandy & coke and repeated my wages in my head over and over. Told myself its just a job and it paid for the pergola. Its just a job.
Life starts at 4.30pm when I leave the office. It doesn't matter.
But why are there assholes like this in the world? Why is he using me to make himself look better? Why doesn't he want to make HIMSELF better?
Why?
CUNT.
(ooooh Merlina made a sweary word)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-03 18:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All will out.
I have a meeting with him on Tuesday, so I have invited Transport For London bosses.
I WILL WIN THIS.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2009-07-03 15:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are always assholes, everywhere. They breed like rabbits.
Best thing to do is take a few deep breaths and hit him really REALLY hard with a shovel.
What!? It's not like one less asshole in the world will be noticed.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-02 16:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have no idea what i was rating.
um... +2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-02 15:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-01 18:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The top guys in London and former customers know what you did before the asshole showed up. If they really were impressed with you, they should be willing to testify that you are cool and the guy is a prick. Give that a try. Expose the fucking thief.
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I'M GONNA EXPOSE HIM.
*evil laugh*
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
FYI - Electro is in Pittsburgh
http://deadspin.com/5306275/the-new-york-mets-have-a-furry-run+in-on-road-trip
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-07-02 09:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
>:| I know ppl like that too.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-02 09:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know your pain. Basically, anything my department does is touted by other departments as their own. Until they break it, at least. Then it's all IT again.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-02 03:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Expose the bastard. I also have the opinion that life starts at 4:30pm when work is done, means to an end sadly. I have been looking for the Octogenarian spinster millionairess with a dangerously slippery marbled staircase for some time, but sadly to no avail, also the problem is that they are living so damn long these days.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-01 22:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd fuck her.bmp
really, i would
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-01 21:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with the comment that you should ask the thief questions in meetings and in this way expose him.
I failed to do this once and lost an excellent job.
Chin up kiddo. Relax with a nice bath with candles around the tub and scented water.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-01 20:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-07-02 05:09:09 WST (#)
Ranking: 0
On the up side, I got my long promised pay rise today which will no doubt boost me right into the next tax bracket and leave me worse off.
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That is us right now. I hate being at home doing not much, but if I work on my Uni holidays our income goes up too high and we have to pay full childcare fees. So money wise we would be worse.
That is a LOL earn more money be poorer.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-01 18:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The top guys in London and former customers know what you did before the asshole showed up. If they really were impressed with you, they should be willing to testify that you are cool and the guy is a prick. Give that a try. Expose the fucking thief.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-01 18:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
MLW gets the same treatment from a coworker. She allows the person to take credit and then quizzes them on the (in this case) chemical system design. They fail when questioned in the meeting and she has the opportunity to show her superior knowledge of her design, and everyone leaves the meeting knowing who did thte work.
If your system is technical and he hasn't full knowledge of it, ask him to explain its function and development in a meeting and correct him when he gets it wrong. In your corrections, make sure to note that when YOU developed it, your thought process was [xyz] and your goals were [abc] and that's how you developed the [123] system, as you told him when you were showing him how to use it only a few weeks ago.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-01 17:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are lucky you cant read my mind
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-07-01 17:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On the up side, I got my long promised pay rise today which will no doubt boost me right into the next tax bracket and leave me worse off.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-07-01 17:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-01 21:23:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
when in doubt, cut someone.
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See, SEE?! And I didnt even read the reviews!
SLICE THAT CUNT A SECOND SMILE, SHANK HIM UP!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-07-01 17:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen, you know the solution.
You KNOW the solution!
Cut
Him
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sooo... about ur bewbs... when are those coming out?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
when in doubt, cut someone.
i think that's how that saying goes. if not, it should be.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not ragin' now - but earlier on....? maaann..
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh c'mon... sometimes my rage is the only thing that can get the job done for me.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ps I would DO the girl in the picture.
Cartoon or not.
I would grab that her cartoon ass...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why did this have to happen now, during prime time, when TV's
brightest stars come out to shine?
-- Homer Simpson
Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?