Me quitting work. Finally. (740 hits)
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Submitted by Nezidig (View user info) at 2009-06-30 22:01:50 EDT
I awoke, brushing the dust off my shoulder and went to turn off that fucking alarm clock that went off at 6:30 am every fucking day. Slogging into the bathroom towel in hand, I procede to open the shower curtain and hop in.
Nice hot shower to start off the shit-ass day.
I walked into the office, only to see my less than competant boss, we'll call him Ralph, stare me down.
"The fuck?" My comment startled him, he recoiled.
"Who are you talking to?" He had been waiting for this. The showdown that will make this 4-year job worth it.
"You, asshat. For two years, since you've been here, I've got nothing but shit from you. Making me come in on Saturdays so you don't have to, giving me the work that your fat ass is incapable of completing."
"You're right."
WHAT? Okay, this is not going down how I wanted.
"What? You're not just saying this so can fire me later?"
"No, I honestly mean it, besides, I'm quitting today."
"No shit? Me too, I'm sick of this fucking place."
We both confindently walk into our bosses office.
"I quit." The CEO was less that pleased.
"Me too." My reply was met with goosebumps.
We bothed walked out of the building.
We met later at a bar downtown. I blew off my girlfriend to hang out with my boss. Thats when you know your life sucks.
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-07-05 07:18:44 EDT (#)
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good luck and all that.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-03 10:24:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-03 01:09:58 EDT (#)
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not the greatest of stories but...ok.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-01 22:03:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-01 06:59:02 PDT (#)
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Anagrams of "Rachel Tuts": Ultra Chest, Hurtle Cats, Cash Turtle, Earth Cults, Teats Churl, Rash Cutlet, Ulcers That, Rectal Tush, Utter Clash, Her Cat Slut, A Lech Strut.
You can't make this stuff up.
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WHERE do you get these anagrams? I look up anagram places that have you type in your name and mostly all I get is ....nothing useful.
You do them yourself don't you?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:25:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SmalltownSally (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:50:04 EDT (#)
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I'm beginning to hate my handle for this site... what if I changed it to NerdBurglar?
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or just use your cookielass account.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:04:38 EDT (#)
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My alarm goes off at 5.15am
:-(
Submitted by SmalltownSally (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:50:04 EDT (#)
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I'm beginning to hate my handle for this site... what if I changed it to NerdBurglar?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:17:36 EDT (#)
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+2 freedom
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:14:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-01 09:59:02 EDT (#)
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Rash Cutlet
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Ha ha! (Adds "rash cutlet" to list of slang terms for "vagina")
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-01 14:59:50 EDT (#)
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Solid meh.
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-07-01 12:28:04 EDT (#)
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You should have gotten him extra extra drunk and then hired a tranny prostitute to rape him in a cheap hotel. The guy gives you shit for 2 years and I bet you bought his drinks.....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-01 10:46:42 EDT (#)
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i 'went' into it too.
hahaha
LOL
fucking LOLZERS ROFLCOPTER HAHAHAH
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-01 10:45:45 EDT (#)
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i wnet into this full of hope, and then i got to the line where you spelled incompetent incorrectly and realized exactly what i was up against here*.
* a retard
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-01 10:12:10 EDT (#)
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Ulcers That....... develop on my....... Rectal Tush.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-01 10:07:44 EDT (#)
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Bet not. I bet it'll be either "Ultra Chest" or "Rectal Huts".
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-01 10:05:54 EDT (#)
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From now on I shall be known as Cash Turtle.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-01 09:59:02 EDT (#)
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Anagrams of "Rachel Tuts": Ultra Chest, Hurtle Cats, Cash Turtle, Earth Cults, Teats Churl, Rash Cutlet, Ulcers That, Rectal Tush, Utter Clash, Her Cat Slut, A Lech Strut.
You can't make this stuff up.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-01 08:53:26 EDT (#)
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Good for you.
Hang on you 'Blew off' your girlfriend? Is she a lady boy?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-01 08:06:55 EDT (#)
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Google baby. ;}
Go on do tuts, haha you can't. You can't even do Rachel. I am the anti anagram.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-01 07:57:01 EDT (#)
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you didnt really try very hard there TuTs, did you!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-01 07:43:19 EDT (#)
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Anagram of EmissionImpossible- Be Implies Omissions.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-01 07:33:38 EDT (#)
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anagram of netimportant
tent man or tip
AMAZING!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-01 07:18:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-01 04:14:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-30 22:15:46 EDT (#)
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Dunno what to make of this, but since 'I Dig Zen' is an anagram of your user name, I'll go with +1 for that.
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You are, like, SUCH a nerd.
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Anagram of Robbie_Berg: Big Beer Bro
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-01 06:45:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by THERAPlST (user info) at 2009-07-01 17:23:07 WST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-01 01:14:39 PDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-30 22:15:46 EDT (#)
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Dunno what to make of this, but since 'I Dig Zen' is an anagram of your user name, I'll go with +1 for that.
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You are, like, SUCH a nerd.
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Your are, like, omg, like, like omg, like omg.
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Bahahaha! Nah, jolly good show.
Submitted by THERAPlST (user info) at 2009-07-01 05:23:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-01 01:14:39 PDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-30 22:15:46 EDT (#)
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Dunno what to make of this, but since 'I Dig Zen' is an anagram of your user name, I'll go with +1 for that.
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You are, like, SUCH a nerd.
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Your are, like, omg, like, like omg, like omg.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-01 04:14:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-30 22:15:46 EDT (#)
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Dunno what to make of this, but since 'I Dig Zen' is an anagram of your user name, I'll go with +1 for that.
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You are, like, SUCH a nerd.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-01 01:00:20 EDT (#)
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ladies is pimps too, go an' brush your shoulders off.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-07-01 00:36:20 EDT (#)
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If you feelin' like a pimp nigga, go and brush your shoulders off
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-30 23:33:27 EDT (#)
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Asshole below.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-30 23:31:32 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by JohnnyBurnside (user info) at 2009-06-30 23:00:09 EDT (#)
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You write like old people fuck, painful and awkward.
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actually I liked it, nice show.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-30 22:45:35 EDT (#)
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This was probably fiction. I liked it all the same.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-30 22:15:46 EDT (#)
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Dunno what to make of this, but since 'I Dig Zen' is an anagram of your user name, I'll go with +1 for that.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-30 22:06:50 EDT (#)
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