Bitch, I'm On a Boat! (1255 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. (View user info) at 2009-06-30 11:18:50 EDT
...and I wasn't wearing my flippy floppies.
-2 fat faggot, below.
p.s. I got boat head!
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Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-07-05 16:18:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-03 11:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck me, you're an angel. Look at those feathery wings protruding from your shoulders.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-03 00:59:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-02 12:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is the one I wanted you to see.
(602): I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-02 12:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(919): The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-07-02 11:54:54 EDT (#)
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Your hair looks fine to me - no "boat head" showing.
FYI - Electro is in Pittsburgh
http://deadspin.com/5306275/the-new-york-mets-have-a-furry-run+in-on-road-trip
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-02 09:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-07-02 07:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dont you work? this fishing trip is never ending
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay - cool pic!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd like to see sage trip, fall and choke on her teeth.
TRUTH.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-01 10:47:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-30 19:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fishes sucking your peener doesn't qualify as boat head.
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OHMYLOOORDZHAHA HOW FUNNEZ ROLFCOPTER MY GOD! MY THROAT IZ CAUGTZ IN MY THROAT OMG SAGE ROLF HA-HA >choke<
fuck off you idiotz HOW DID TEH INTERNETZ SUUUUURVIZZZZ SO FUNNNNNNNNNNNNEZZZZZZZZZZ......
fuck off sage you fucking lanky haired giblot. go facebook or something.
You've got a lot to answer for simon.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-01 10:40:07 EDT (#)
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HOW EXCITEMENT!!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-01 00:16:33 EDT (#)
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and no
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-06-30 21:07:06 EDT (#)
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DOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-30 19:42:21 EDT (#)
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Fishes sucking your peener doesn't qualify as boat head.
TRUTH!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-06-30 18:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm fairly certain that Somali pirates would give you a pass
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-30 17:01:08 EDT (#)
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Oops, I thought I'd clicked on this post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122673
(lol)
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-30 16:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree 100%!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-06-30 16:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Asshole.It's 32c around here.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-06-30 15:05:33 EDT (#)
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Fuck you.I'm jealous.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-06-30 14:49:35 EDT (#)
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Buddha does not approve
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-30 14:15:03 EDT (#)
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I live near the Gulf Coat in FL but I don't have a boat. If you live in FL, many of the people you know have boats and most of them will go fishing at the mere mention of doing so. Especially if you pony up gas money and some beer. That's what I do when I want to go fishing: buy some beer, make a couple calls.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-30 13:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-30 13:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll +2 yu for life if you can get sage to leave.
And never, ever come back.
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I'LL +2 you for life if you can get Doodles to leave.
And never, ever come back.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-30 13:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll +2 yu for life if you can get sage to leave.
And never, ever come back.
Submitted by Bolt_VanDerhuge (user info) at 2009-06-30 13:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-30 13:16:35 EDT (#)
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Bitch, I'm In a Cubicle!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-30 12:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It looks so...flat there.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-30 12:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's with the giant white space between the bottom of the picture and the reviews? Did you cut out the bottom half in MS paint or something to hide the other dude with you?
Boat head is sounding more and more likely, you fat homo.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-30 12:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have you been eating pies in your absence?
youre starting to get a bit portly around the midsection homeboy.
us "fattys" have weekly meetings at IHOP every tuesday, your welcome to come.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-30 12:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't imagine some woman would be desperate to suck your dick. But, Sage does strike me as pretty desperate.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-30 12:14:24 EDT (#)
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I rented this boat for $35 for 12 hours. I think it was a good deal but I forgot that that everyone here is a boat owner/expert and that fishing for an entire day, relatively cheaply, is just no fun at all. Murrrp! Now, off to mow the lawn.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-30 12:11:35 EDT (#)
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i've been thinking about buying a boat lately. an antique wooden number.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-30 12:07:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boat head? Hot dog!
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I miss you ya perv, where the hell have you been?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-30 12:00:54 EDT (#)
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Hey, your dinghy scratched my anchor!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:59:34 EDT (#)
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Boat head? Hot dog!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:57:52 EDT (#)
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PS that boat DOES look like the one Scott Peterson used to dump his wifes body...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
weak attempt to keep this on the front page simply for review reading.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:52:55 EDT (#)
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I'm not even sure I'd call that a boat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:52:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:31:52 EDT (#)
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thats an ugly tattoo
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:30:34 EDT (#)
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That looks more like a raft. And you can't get boat head from a camera tripod. Unless you sucked your own dick. In which case, did you have to pop a Cialis before hand?
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:27:35 EDT (#)
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Auto +1 photo.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:21:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:20:20 EDT (#)
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i wish ppl just -2ed you into cardiac arrest.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:20:20 EDT (#)
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i wish ppl just -2ed you off the front page