OMFG If I had a Million I would buy THESE cars!!!! (1021 hits)
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Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2009-06-29 08:53:16 EDT
Thank God somebody has finally posted something worthwhile around here. Locksly's post about buying ten cars for a million dollars was perhaps the best thing I've seen on ubersite since the post when Scourge admitted to all of us that he was gay, and hot for Berg.
What I'm saying is, Locksly's post took courage; and here in New York it's Pride week; and to me that means we should all take pride in ourselves; and I take a little pride over MY cars that I would buy if I had a million:
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-07-02 13:11:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:56:21 EDT (#)
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pride week? what do you all do? Wear spandex and pink hats?
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That's actually not that far off
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-30 13:10:22 EDT (#)
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BUT WHERE'S THE 1994 RED DODGE NEON?
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:36:05 EDT (#)
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Needs Kia that dies when on crowded freeways, almost killing driver multiple times. Thank god the last time it died was in Stockton. By the time the tow truck came for it two hours later, it had all the glass broken out, doors ripped off hinges and missing stereo.
They left my hatchet and Bowie knife. Wonder why?
Submitted by CrapWeed (user info) at 2009-06-30 08:02:33 EDT (#)
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Gold.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-06-30 05:10:29 EDT (#)
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So, I see you lampooned by bandwagon and have more hits and a better rating than my effort...
Carry on.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-30 04:43:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-30 04:26:20 EDT (#)
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My first car was a Toyota Colt $900 and the clutch went after a week.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-06-30 00:15:12 EDT (#)
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An early 70s Chevy Nova would make this complete.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-29 23:18:13 EDT (#)
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I've only fantasized about driving a Starlet. Plus I have ridden in a colt. But that doesnt count.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-06-29 20:44:15 EDT (#)
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you couldn't have driven half of the cars in this post because there's five of them
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-29 19:24:15 EDT (#)
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i have driven half the cars in this post.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-06-29 19:02:46 EDT (#)
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GO D'BACKS WOOOOOOO
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-29 18:44:07 EDT (#)
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This post is missing a Dodge Dart, circa 1973.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-29 16:48:09 EDT (#)
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You can have my ford focus that breaks down with more regularity than Old Faithful for, let's say, $994,000?
You have that cash to spare, and never mind that it's a car, you can rip out the engine, fill it with compost and use it for a mini herb garden.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-29 14:40:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:37:24 EDT (#)
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I drive a baby blue '86 Nissan Sentra and I approve of this post
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I had one of those for my first car. It took me 2 weeks to total it by ass-ending a van. No worries tho, cause the van was fine.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:38:19 EDT (#)
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Funny
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:36:35 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:33:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:47:44 EDT (#)
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my dad own the pinto and corsica. :-)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:37:24 EDT (#)
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I drive a baby blue '86 Nissan Sentra and I approve of this post
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:35:38 EDT (#)
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Totally used that line on me below.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:03:11 EDT (#)
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i'd totally rock that pinto
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:44:34 EDT (#)
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My mother used to own a Toyota Tercel. It had roughly a billion miles on it but she never had to take it to a mechanic. That's some fine engineering!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:13:37 EDT (#)
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You definately need a 1984 Chevy Celebrity with an orange fender.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:07:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:39:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:34:45 EDT (#)
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I sensed sarcasm.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:58:01 EDT (#)
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Love your car slection.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:56:21 EDT (#)
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pride week? what do you all do? Wear spandex and pink hats?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:55:10 EDT (#)
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what the ghey?