Messing with Fragile Michael Jackson Freaks (2358 hits)
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Submitted by Sully (View user info) at 2009-06-26 10:17:11 EDT
(Idea proposed by JoeyG)
This will probably last for the next ten minutes, but here you go:
http://www.mjjcommunity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=65533
I suggest all of you create an account with them and join in the fun.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-29 18:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done, son.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-28 17:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed all the fun. :(
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-27 16:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
joe that original website closed it's doors to new users haha. Probably from all the people from uber.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-27 14:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your cbox account can be made up for you to comment with right here:
http://cbox.ws/?r=5-277825
request section is toward the bottom of the hardcandy page I linked to in my last review.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-27 14:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They just wont fucking register me.
But:
http://www.hardcandymusic.com/2009/06/michael-jackson-thoughts-tribute-site.html
we can pick on other people too and see how long it takes to get banned.
thankz and hugz from cindysweetz
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-27 13:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-06-26 19:28:01 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-06-26 20:58:54 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think they're handing out anymore accounts.
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Yeah, can't even get to the registration screen anymore. Bummer.
Oh, now that I'm on an actual computer, my parody reformatted in all its glory:
My heart, it stopped
In the dead of night
Can't show my face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna blow your mind
Make my last appeal
Come on,
Come on,
Laying face up, all right...
I'm giving you
On count of three
To get a grip
Or come with me ...
I'm telling you
Eat a healthy snack
Or you might too
Have a heart attack
Well, the autopsy's a-coming
Yes, indeed, it's really true
And my friends, you ain't seen nothing
My time on earth is through...
Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world knows about it right now
So I'll tell you once again,
Who's dead...
The word is out
You've lost your mind
Gonna lock you up
Before you go blind
You ache and moan
Wanna take some pills
So listen up
Don't seek those thrills
Your talk is cheap
I'm not a man
Don't take your life
Get a different plan
Well, you're all just freakin' nutters
Yes, indeed, it's really true
All obsessed with me, a human
And don't know what to do...
Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world knows about it right now
So I'll tell you once again,
Who's dead...
You could change the world tomorrow
And make it be a better place
If you don't like what I'm sayin
You're such a damn disgrace
Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
Woo! woo! woo!
(And the whole world knows about it right now, So I'll tell you once again)
Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world knows about it right now
So I'll tell you once again,
You know I'm pale, Im dead, you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world knows about it right now
So I'll tell you once again,
Who's dead!
What do you think? Should I record it and post it on YouTube?
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Oh HELL yes!!
Please post link when you put it on YouTube?
What makes this so good is that it is funny yet not mean spirited...and I think MJ's fans {some of them} will like it.
If his fans don't like it, non-fans will. Win-win.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-27 10:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would like to see CT's parody on youtube.
Soon please.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-06-27 03:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-06-26 23:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sully,
What's your email address? Or... email me: strwbryfanatic.at.gmail.com
I do believe I owe you some delicious cookies.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-06-26 22:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-06-26 20:58:54 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think they're handing out anymore accounts.
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Yeah, can't even get to the registration screen anymore. Bummer.
Oh, now that I'm on an actual computer, my parody reformatted in all its glory:
My heart, it stopped
In the dead of night
Can't show my face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna blow your mind
Make my last appeal
Come on,
Come on,
Laying face up, all right...
I'm giving you
On count of three
To get a grip
Or come with me ...
I'm telling you
Eat a healthy snack
Or you might too
Have a heart attack
Well, the autopsy's a-coming
Yes, indeed, it's really true
And my friends, you ain't seen nothing
My time on earth is through...
Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world knows about it right now
So I'll tell you once again,
Who's dead...
The word is out
You've lost your mind
Gonna lock you up
Before you go blind
You ache and moan
Wanna take some pills
So listen up
Don't seek those thrills
Your talk is cheap
I'm not a man
Don't take your life
Get a different plan
Well, you're all just freakin' nutters
Yes, indeed, it's really true
All obsessed with me, a human
And don't know what to do...
Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world knows about it right now
So I'll tell you once again,
Who's dead...
You could change the world tomorrow
And make it be a better place
If you don't like what I'm sayin
You're such a damn disgrace
Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
Woo! woo! woo!
(And the whole world knows about it right now, So I'll tell you once again)
Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world knows about it right now
So I'll tell you once again,
You know I'm pale, Im dead, you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world knows about it right now
So I'll tell you once again,
Who's dead!
What do you think? Should I record it and post it on YouTube?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-06-26 21:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think they're handing out anymore accounts.
I'm bummed. I wanted to write about baby raping in hell.
Or... maybe MJ getting raped BY a baby in hell! Oohhhh, that would've been nice.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-06-26 21:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/t.allenae
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-06-26 21:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that was a re-post from Oathy... or something. Because that was dated 2008 and I posted it with the alter around... hmm... 2005 or so?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-06-26 21:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 19:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119292
EH??
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No, that was me! You win 10000000000000000000000000 +2's!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-06-26 21:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVED MJ.
Never got the chance to faint at one of his concerts and get carried out by paramedics. :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-26 21:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buahahahahhahaa...Uber is good at this kind of thing.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-26 21:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ChrisWild
Rockin' Robin
I am feel sad. My head does cry face all the time. Please help me feel strong.
I am so scared. I have dads hunting knife and I don't know what to do. I am think to put it in my neck to end the tortcher. Please advice me on how to stay strong.
MJ was my idol, hero and personel Jesus. I love him as God and saviour. His music is more special than my own family.
I like all people here who try to make others feel happy and stronged. I love you all.
I was so cry when I saw on my TV that Mike had perished. How could Jesus take him from us. I have many ticket for o2 show and now I can't go. Tears.
I have a child. I have decided to change her name to Michael. I am will also change all pets names to Michael including my cats and dogs and hamsters and rat (which I might call Ben)
Lord please take care of him
Love Always
Chris Wild, Manchester.
hahaahah
Submitted by nobody_gets_out_alive (user info) at 2009-06-26 20:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sebastian Flaxseed
Guest
Been lurking here for a while now.
What to say?
I've been weeping like an open sore for 12 hours straight now. I was actually attemping procreation when I heard the news and it made me stop in my tracks. Soft as..
Devastated doesn't cover it. MJ is dead. Dead. DEAD. DEAD! He's dead.
Ah well.
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MaxiMummy
Rockin' Robin
OMG i saw this site and i knew i had to join. today is my worst time ever. Since Michael has gone i have no meaning in life. i cant stop thinking about him lying in the morgue growing colder and all alone. i so want to give him my life so his music can go on. he will crumble and turn to dust and be nothing and i dont want that. it is so cruel that he should be dead and ugly people like susan boyle are still living. i want michael to come back soooooooooo much and i think he will. if we all wish hard enough he can come back to us.
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ChrisWild
Rockin' Robin
I am feel sad. My head does cry face all the time. Please help me feel strong.
I am so scared. I have dads hunting knife and I don't know what to do. I am think to put it in my neck to end the tortcher. Please advice me on how to stay strong.
MJ was my idol, hero and personel Jesus. I love him as God and saviour. His music is more special than my own family.
I like all people here who try to make others feel happy and stronged. I love you all.
I was so cry when I saw on my TV that Mike had perished. How could Jesus take him from us. I have many ticket for o2 show and now I can't go. Tears.
I have a child. I have decided to change her name to Michael. I am will also change all pets names to Michael including my cats and dogs and hamsters and rat (which I might call Ben)
Lord please take care of him
Love Always
Chris Wild, Manchester.
I salute you uber, I nearly pissed my panties whilst reading the last one
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-26 20:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't see South Carolina listed as being under Federal Indictment...can I still log on and "contribute"?
I have quite the way with words...like "blow me" and "suck my dick".
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 19:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, I revisited Strawberry Jam the other day and I now think you're right. It is a better album. I was just blinded by the greatness of Brother Sport.
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I've been on an AC tear lately. I like Merriweather a lot more now, even 'My Girls.' But personally I still like Strawberry Jam and Feels more. I love every song on Strawberry Jam, even '#1,' so for now it's still my favorite from them. The band is great only once you bore the songs into your head enough. I'm not sure if I'm getting dumber or smarter but my brain is changing in some way. My music taste's expanded like a porn star who had a tight asshole but after a couple rounds with a tripod-stud she can take any 5.5'' Joe Average. I can now listen to any experimental band and not be immediately turned off by it. Animal Collective is the 11 inch cock of music.
And with that, I'm taking at least a week off from uber.
BRB.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-26 19:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU BAD MAN
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 19:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whoops, that was oathmeal.
More like http://www.ubersite.com/m/92223
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 19:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119292
EH??
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-06-26 18:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasn't it like Taniesha something... or something?
SOMEONE HELP. It was beautiful. I even fooled Method.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-06-26 18:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my goodness. Bart is going to kick all of you off of Uber. I'm not participating in this one, albeit, it is high-larious. I am fighting the temptation at the moment, because my state is not specifically listed in the Cease and Desist email that this MJForum website is sending out...
I participated in the Growing Family fun, but it worries me that the FBI got involved. Does anyone remember my alter when I pretended to be one of the Growing Family moms? If you remember, let me know. Thanks in advance.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What can I say? It's a gift. :)
Oh, already banned, BTW.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They're fucking fast, Thorns post is already pulled.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:38:21 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Done and dorne. And since I'll probably get banned in 5 minutes, here's what I posted as "Jacko": http://www.mjjcommun
ity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19539 60&postcount=182
My heart, it stopped
In the dead of night
Can't show my face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna blow your mind
Make my last appealCome on,Come on,Laying face up, all right...I'm giving youOn count of threeTo get a gripOr come with me ...I'm telling youEat a healthy snackOr you might tooHave a heart attackWell, the autopsy's a-comingYes, indeed, it's really trueAnd my friends, you ain't seen nothingMy time on earth is through...Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know(dead dead-really, really dead)And the whole world knows about it right nowSo I'll tell you once again,Who's dead...The word is outYou've lost your mindGonna lock you upBefore you go blindYou ache and moanWanna take some pillsSo listen upDon't seek those thrillsYour talk is cheapI'm not a manDon't take your lifeGet a different planWell, you're all just freakin' nuttersYes, indeed, it's really trueAll obsessed with me, a humanAnd don't know what to do...Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know(dead dead-really, really dead)And the whole world knows about it right nowSo I'll tell you once again,Who's dead...You could change the world tomorrowAnd make it be a better placeIf you don't like what I'm sayinYou're such a damn disgraceBecause I'm dead, I'm dead-come on(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know(dead dead-really, really dead)Woo! woo! woo!(And the whole world knows about it right now, So I'll tell you once again)Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know(dead dead-really, really dead)And the whole world knows about it right nowSo I'll tell you once again,You know I'm pale, Im dead, you know it(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know(dead dead-really, really dead)And the whole world knows about it right nowSo I'll tell you once again,Who's dead!"
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You have ANY idea how good this is? It is gonna be on the lips of many of his fans for freakin EVER!
Way to go.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ah crap. Stupid lack of line breaks on the BlackBerry.
Well, you all get the idea. :)
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a Michael Jackson tribute site we're talking about, I'm sure they've dealt with trolls thousands of times. Of course they picked up on your subtle attacks, they're professionals. You can get much more satisfaction from attacking newborns or things like "see what vodka does to teenage girls".
By the way, I revisited Strawberry Jam the other day and I now think you're right. It is a better album. I was just blinded by the greatness of Brother Sport.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Done and dorne. And since I'll probably get banned in 5 minutes, here's what I posted as "Jacko": http://www.mjjcommun
ity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19539 60&postcount=182
My heart, it stopped
In the dead of night
Can't show my face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna blow your mind
Make my last appealCome on,Come on,Laying face up, all right...I'm giving youOn count of threeTo get a gripOr come with me ...I'm telling youEat a healthy snackOr you might tooHave a heart attackWell, the autopsy's a-comingYes, indeed, it's really trueAnd my friends, you ain't seen nothingMy time on earth is through...Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know(dead dead-really, really dead)And the whole world knows about it right nowSo I'll tell you once again,Who's dead...The word is outYou've lost your mindGonna lock you upBefore you go blindYou ache and moanWanna take some pillsSo listen upDon't seek those thrillsYour talk is cheapI'm not a manDon't take your lifeGet a different planWell, you're all just freakin' nuttersYes, indeed, it's really trueAll obsessed with me, a humanAnd don't know what to do...Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know(dead dead-really, really dead)And the whole world knows about it right nowSo I'll tell you once again,Who's dead...You could change the world tomorrowAnd make it be a better placeIf you don't like what I'm sayinYou're such a damn disgraceBecause I'm dead, I'm dead-come on(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know(dead dead-really, really dead)Woo! woo! woo!(And the whole world knows about it right now, So I'll tell you once again)Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know(dead dead-really, really dead)And the whole world knows about it right nowSo I'll tell you once again,You know I'm pale, Im dead, you know it(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it(dead dead-really, really dead)You know I'm dead, I'm dead-come on, you know(dead dead-really, really dead)And the whole world knows about it right nowSo I'll tell you once again,Who's dead!
Submitted by HealthyCorpse (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CEASE AND DESIST
http://www.mjjcommunity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64739
Or, rack it up a notch and thin out out the gene pool for the good. Whatever.
Yeah I put this onthe other thread, but I started this so fuck you.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-26 16:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Today, Michael Jackson died. FML
#3207661 (118)I agree, your life is f***ed (42966) - you deserved that one (19817)
On 06/25/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
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How pathetically sad is that.
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Beat me to it.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually I've never been 100% on whether it was Adam, Habeeb or Method. I don't buy the girl in denmark. But then Adam quit posting and so did MJ. The only time MJ showed up was when Adam showed up out of the blue as well. Could be wrong though.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MJ was really Adam? I thought it was some random girl who didn't have another account.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-26 16:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Person 1: "thank u for that. my family and i ate breakfast this morning with our 1 white glove we used to wear when we'd listen to his music together""
ahahahahaha, holy shit people in the world are crazy.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-26 16:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is sad we won't see MJ aorund here anymore, I loved his posts. Now all we have is the classics : http://www.ubersite.com/u/Adamdidit2u
RIP indeed.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 16:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Person 1: "i need the words of my fellow Jacksonatics to get me thru this time. I don't know how much strength i have left to carry me. Share with me your words. thanks"
Person 2: "you will get through this. Please remember the joy he brought you and your family."
Person 1: "thank u for that. my family and i ate breakfast this morning with our 1 white glove we used to wear when we'd listen to his music together"
Person 2: "you are a true fan. I was a little more destructive in my remembrance. I may have to see the doctor."
An actual, I repeat ACTUAL, exchange from some random post I clicked on. Un-fucking-believable.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-06-26 16:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-26 16:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
@FTW, wow, just wow. Some people are really fucked in the head.
Although, since they are all such fans, someone should post them a link to Micheal's blog entries on Ubersite that they have likely never seen.
________
I was thinking the same thing. They would probably pee their pants if they knew there were untapped sources of Michael Jackson's musings.
It's too bad we'll never see MJ around here anymore, though. I thought he was a great alt- er... Contributer to this website.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-26 16:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Today, Michael Jackson died. FML
#3207661 (118)I agree, your life is f***ed (42966) - you deserved that one (19817)
On 06/25/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
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How pathetically sad is that.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-26 16:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
@FTW, wow, just wow. Some people are really fucked in the head.
Although, since they are all such fans, someone should post them a link to Micheal's blog entries on Ubersite that they have likely never seen.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 16:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well if anyone had a problem with the word 'freaks' in this post's title, thinking it was too harsh or what have you, read forthewin's comments below.
Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2009-06-26 15:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some people take the whole fan thing too far.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-06-26 15:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These people are straight up delusional.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-06-26 15:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I wish u could heal dead people. One day we might do so, i just wish som super specialist get life in michael again. But that wont happen, but its sicks. This really is surrealistics."
"The only hope now is someone to discover a way to communicate with the other side way more efficiently. Like a telephone hotline to heaven, instead of relying on mediums (which sometimes are either phony or just inacurrate)."
"I feel your pain. On Wednesday I had just told my sister that I hoped the tour in the UK was successful so that he could come to the States. And I said that no matter how much it cost or how far he was, I was going to see Michael Jackson to complete my life. I guess it just wasn't meant to be. But just imagine when we all get to heaven and see Michael, and others who have passed on. It will be the best performance ever."
"I know how you feel! I never seen him too! It was my dream to see him! And my dream died! I feel so bad right now! I am crying for houres! I can't eat, I can't breath....I can't live without him...my angel!"
"I know it may not mean much now, but you WILL see Michael at some point! It's just this whole... delay thing that is frustrating!
Imagine: We may even see Michael performing with Elvis, James Brown, Sinatra and who knows who else... I'm even quite positive of that! Just imagine their popularity in Heaven right now!!! Of course at the moment MJ might be angry that he let his so many fans down and now demands a return to Earth......"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-26 15:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
They may have been flooded with such messages. I cannot imagine anyone really takes a MJ fansite seriously, but on the other hand the world IS full of idiots.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-06-26 15:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"That's what I've been praying for. But nothing.... I just can't understand this. Not in a million of years when I woke up yesterday would have imagine losing him a few hours later. *sigh*
I don't know how to process this information. How is his true.
what becomes of us here. I've come to this forum daily for the latest on michael....now what. IT is all gone! I don't want to believe this.
what will we chat and talk about now? the good ole times? What good time....the world did nothing but cause him pain and grief for his last years here on earth. I just can't believe this."
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-06-26 15:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I want to speak to a psychic or medium right now. I just feel like my life is empty."
"I'm seriously thinking of visiting a phychic medium! Only problem is MJ would probably make the connection mostly with his close family or friends and not random fans (well unless the medium was really good)... Also, it wouldn't be immediate. According to what I've read, best time for communication is usually after 6 months as spirits usually undergo some kind of healing therapy or sleep during the first period after their passing.
So yeah, I DO believe in life after death strongly. I came to believe through studying all kinds of books after my dad died. I recommend visiting the Mind, Body Spirit section of your local bookstore to find some relief and even proof for life after death."
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 15:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what makes it even funnier, I think. Fans are literally contemplating suicide and hurting themselves over his death and posting about it (which is just about the most retarded thing I have ever heard in my life), and then I post something semi-serious sounding like this and it's sniffed out in 1.2 seconds... What the fuck? Oh well. Reading through the absurd posts on that site is comedy enough.
Fucking weirdos, that bunch. But of course if they're dedicated fans of MJ, it makes perfect sense.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-06-26 15:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went out to dinner last night. The cherubically plump black kid taking my order remarked, "This is the busiest we've been all night."
"Well, good for you," I said, not really giving a fuck. "I'll have the fish taco special."
"I wonder if everyone's at home watching the news about Michael Jackson."
"The fish taco special, please."
"You heard about Michael Jackson, didn't you?"
"Yes. Can I have the fish taco special?"
"You heard he died?" He looked at me wich a rather odd expression, as if maybe I'd misunderstood him at first and thought he was just asking whether I'd ever heard of Michael Jackson, the entertainer.
At this point I realized the poor bastard was about to burst into tears. I hate emotional outbursts of any kind, especially in public when they're liable to attract attention to me. So I said in a stern but understanding voice, "Listen Sambo" (because he actually looked a lot like that little black kid carrying a spear through the jungle they used to have painted in a big mural on the inside wall of the Sambo's restaurant in Los Gatos when I was a kid and I figured he probably got that all the time), "get a grip. He was just another has-been pop star who did all his best work a long time ago. It's probably best he dropped dead now, before he made a fool of himself on his next tour or got caught molesting any more little boys."
All of a sudden he started looking less like forlorn Sambo and more like pissed-off Mike Tyson. "I don't have to take that from you," he said.
I figured, Jesus, this guy's really into Michael Jackson, and if he's that crazy there's no telling what he might do. So I said, "All right, I'm sorry. Michael Jackson's death is a trajic fucking loss. But I'm sure he's looking down from heaven right now, and he probably wants you to carry on as best you can without him and rustle me up a trio of those fish tacos. What do you say?"
But that only seemed to make him madder.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Monkees, rofl
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious! I'm surprised they could even tell you were joking. How do they tell, when their "real" members are threatening suicide and saying other ridiculous shit? Anyway, thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Explain what
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93104 Explain this!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've tried 3 different e-mail accounts and still the fucking site won't let me register.
Can anyone else register an account and give me user ID and password?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahaha!!!! @..."my first instinct was to take a dive off my balcony".
You dirty cornshucker you.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82819
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:06:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
What was this growing family deal I keep hearing about? I wasn't around for that. Somebody link it, please
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Can't link to it from Uber - it redirects you to an FBI page (At least it used to, anyway)
Yep, it got that fucked up.
In a nutshell, growingfamily.com is a site where people can post pics of their new born babies, and anyone, fucking ANYONE could place cooing, sentimental comments.
The Uber folk decided to lay waste to people's offsprings, and the result was not pretty.
Bart actually got waterboarded by some undercover agents.
OK that's probably over exaggerating it, but you can the low down here from bart himself:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92461
And you can also get the real story here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92485
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE FUNK OF FORTY-THOUSAND YEARS!
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"..my first instinct was to dive off my balcony..."
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PRICELESS !
All squeal "hooooh" in unison and grab our crotches.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone should go on there pretending to be Corey Felman or McCulley Colkin
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Which Sharks forum Schlongy?
SJ-Sharks.com chat forum.
If you search hard enough, in the history, you will still find Shlongy mentions these days, a full 10 years after I trolled that room.
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Shlongy lives in infamy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Which Sharks forum Schlongy?
SJ-Sharks.com chat forum.
If you search hard enough, in the history, you will still find Shlongy mentions these days, a full 10 years after I trolled that room.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol another filing cabinet post
Re: If you think about suicide, please come in here and share...
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Stop talking about this suicide nonsense everyone.
In all the time I knew michael as an artist- if there one thing I learned its that this is NOT WHAT HE WOULD WANT.
He would not want you putting knives in yourself and you damn well know it.
We all loved him because he was such a nice singer he touched all of us, especially when we were young.
Be strong.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's a post called "What did Michael Teach You"
Can someone please help me out with this one? My IP is blocked from posting I think.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What was this growing family deal I keep hearing about? I wasn't around for that. Somebody link it, please.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol who wrote this poem on there
By Filling Cabinet
Brown Bread white bread
So sad you're dead
Doesn't matter if you are black or white
There good and bad in everyone.
We learn to live, we learn to give each other
what we need to survive.
Together aliiiiiiiiivvvvveee.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Michaholic and CpDx
This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your harassing and intimidating actions against the membership of my fan club, MJJCommunity.com (A registered subsidiary of Fan Clubs Inc.) has become unbearable. Such behaviour is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated in any way, shape or form.
This letter is to demand that your continuing involvement in, planning and encouragement of, recruitment of, information gathering, harassment and intimidation of membership through pretending to be Michael Jackson must CEASE AND DESIST immediately. Should you continue to pursue these activities in violation of this CEASE AND DESIST ORDER, we will not hesitate to pursue further legal action against you including, but not limited to, civil action and/or criminal complaints.
[Formally and informally contact members on MJJCommunity whether by email or a third party extension, to seek information, to harass and continually contact and communicate members of MJJCommunity with a view to obtain information, to speak on Skype with members of MJJCommunity to demand information, to threaten and intimidate members of MJJCommunity]
Note that a copy of this letter and a record of its email delivery will be stored. Note also that it is admissible as evidence in a court of law and will be used as such if need be in the future.
This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER demands that you immediately discontinue contacting members of MJJCommunity.com, and MJJForum.com. You cannot participate in any MJJCommunity.com and MJJForum.com activities such as posting on the discussion forum or participating in chats hosted on MJJCommunity's server. Additionally, you cannot: pursue, harass, attack, strike, bump into, brush up against, push, tap, grab, hold, threaten by telephone (via cellular or landline, instant message, page, fax, email), follow, stalk, shadow, disturb the peace, keep members under surveillance, gather information about members and/or block their movements at home, work, social gatherings, religious functions and/or at any family member and/or their friends-sponsored activities. You cannot lure our membership to other sites by fooling them into thinking that you are Michael Jackson. You cannot extort monies from our membership. This is considered stalking.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, MJ fans are touchy. My punishment upgraded from being banned for "hate" until June 28, to...
You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Which Sharks forum Schlongy?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'LauraC781' is such a daft cunt. She's the one always reporting people on that board. I'm sure Michael Jackson is proud of her keeping his spirit alive by being a humorless tattletaling fuckface.
Submitted by HealthyCorpse (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.mjjcommunity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64739
Hahahaha
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Originally Posted by SpunkyFunky View Post
yeah i hope so... but i feel so bad about the fact that they are going to cut him open i dont want it... feel so sad bout it...
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He's quite used to it I wouldn't worry."
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Who was this? It's got to be someone from here, it's just go to....
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm waiting for confirmation.
Maybe I'll use some big words to slow down the inevitable banning.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(with booze not power)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, now that I know you don't suck ass, I might be willing to squint my way through it.
Funny, I was also drunk, maybe we're not so different, you and I.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er1Pm37yX08&feature=PlayList&p=2622B2A8873E8F76&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=36
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In my defense, I was drunk with power and high on black mold.
I still contest that is my favorite post of mine.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121916#2888069
Ha, I just noticed this.
Silly rants are silly, silly.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Be sure to post screen shots of your exploits one of these days.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still log on to the SJ Sharks "chat room" on an annual basis...drop a few random comments so that my fans still know I'm alive...exchange some small talk and pleasantries with my old "friends"...and then, I drop a bomb of a thread and WHAMMO- thread removed, and banned again, with the ever-hilarious comment from "The Administrator".
The last couple of years I usually last about 3 hours before banning.
Of course, I am easily amused.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and good entry.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I imagine they look at referred links and follow a sudden influx of people from here to there and cottoned on to it.
I'm impressed. Took growing families about six weeks to figure it out
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What, the 6 people that are on uber made that kind of impact? Not likely.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-26 07:49:54 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good work, shlongy.
you'd figure that sports fans could take a little abuse, but OH NO, call someone on the mlb forums a cum guzzling faggot once or a dozen times and you get banned over and over again.
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In this way, and this way only, it is unfortunate the rest of the internet is not more like ubersite.
Cum guzzling faggot.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is fun, I wish Michael Jackson could die once every year.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was it really worth the time writing, considering you'll be banned in a minute?
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To answer that last question, yes. Yes it was.
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We are all witnesses.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good work, shlongy.
you'd figure that sports fans could take a little abuse, but OH NO, call someone on the mlb forums a cum guzzling faggot once or a dozen times and you get banned over and over again.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JoeyG, I got a confirmation email within minutes, if not instantly.
I'd suggest trying again or something.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
About 8,9 years ago, I used to get banned on a daily basis from the San Jose Sharks website. They still talk about it.
AND IT WAS WORTH EVERY FAKE EMAIL ADDRESS THAT I USED TO LOG IN CONTINUALLY.
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Hahahah what the fuck
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2K "Heavenly Wi-Fi"
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
But how the fuck have you got an active account already?!? I've had nada in the way of confirmation, I want in on the fun.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
About 8,9 years ago, I used to get banned on a daily basis from the San Jose Sharks website. They still talk about it.
AND IT WAS WORTH EVERY FAKE EMAIL ADDRESS THAT I USED TO LOG IN CONTINUALLY.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lauged
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking with people rocks the house.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like forensic, I thought this was very sweet and sincere for a hate post. They're ridiculously quick to the draw over there apparently.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What was your ass doing in order to get reported? Maybe they were just worried about your diarrhea and reported you to the ambulance service, nice MJ fans.
Loved the poll though, lovely touch
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"You were banned for the following reason: Hate."
:(
But I love Michael!
lol
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow... just wow...
Are you retarted? Stop joking!
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Michael's skin colour in heaven will not matter.
Eventually we will all see him again but don't hasten that journey. Michael woud not want that.
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Thank you Sully.... I just reported your ass. Get out. Now.
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Btw, you can **** ***
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In Heaven, he won't have to care about or cop and s*** about anything to do with 'skin' - finally.
He'll be in a form that, finally, nobody will judge or label.
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Was it really worth the time writing, considering you'll be banned in a minute?
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To answer that last question, yes. Yes it was.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who says Jackson is going to heaven?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought your post was actually kind and compassionate. What's wrong with these people?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least I got to see a bunch of people flipping out for those glorious five minutes. Michael Jackson fans can get a lil hostile, no?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"You were banned for the following reason: Hate."
:(
But I love Michael!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I imagine they look at referred links and follow a sudden influx of people from here to there and cottoned on to it.
I'm impressed. Took growing families about six weeks to figure it out
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Already banned. Those MJ fans are much more alert than you'd think. I thought they'd all be drugged out on anti-depressants and tranquilizers.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:18:07 EDT (#)
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OH WHAT THE FUCK. THOSE FUCKING PRISSY BITCHES.