R.I.P. Michael Jackson (745 hits)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2009-06-25 21:52:19 EDT
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-07-13 13:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lishy this day is [age deleted]
(We can't permit the age repeated)
However, Lishy, be not concerned
Although this website sucks the worm
A birthday post still has its place
To draw a smile upon your face;
Instead of posts, this short review
Will simply, Lishy, have to do.
Oh, how it pleased the gods to see
Your height capped off at four foot three
To prove that good things come inside
Small packages (oh mmm, yes I'd)
But of your elfishness, no more
Let's celebrate the Uberwhore
Whom Snark both faps to and adores,
Your attitude, your wit - men know
This translates well when down below,
The countless circles jerked, the heat,
Cast from the right hand of my seat,
The willingness to use index or thumb
To stimulate the, well, you know the one.
Your only fault: blind loyalty
To sports teams from nearby Philly,
But if J. Werth would fit inside a box
I'd wrap him up in just his Phillies socks.
So Happy Birthday, Valerie
From Ubersite and Honalee
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-05 11:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2009-06-26 05:10:58 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was one of the better ones and one for all the old timers to share an old joke
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-29 19:39:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-06-27 15:18:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-25 20:54:39 CDT (#)
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p.s.- BART WHY CAN'T I LOG IN VIA UBERSITE.NET?
because ubersite.net is the blueballs of ubersite.
its read only.
i can see it through my work filters but cant comment or post.
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EWW, me too. That's almost worse than being blocked entirely. Blue balls, indeed.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-06-27 15:18:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-25 20:54:39 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s.- BART WHY CAN'T I LOG IN VIA UBERSITE.NET?
because ubersite.net is the blueballs of ubersite.
its read only.
i can see it through my work filters but cant comment or post.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-26 22:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well-placed
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-26 22:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hot
Rob, the girl in the pic is an Uber member from Sweden (I think) who used to post here as "Michael Jackson". (I remember a Bob Dole also floating around--I've always liked the celebrity alters.) Michael Jackson used to crack me up with her well-places "Shamones" and plastic-surgery'ed emoticons :<(
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-26 17:36:14 EDT (#)
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I don't get it... but I loves ya.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-26 16:15:33 EDT (#)
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for the fucking win
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:30:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was gonna do this one when I heard he died.
Funny, I never realized how much she looks like she's in a Taliban prison-cave in these pictures.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:27:06 EDT (#)
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Sacriyummylicious.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-06-26 10:11:58 EDT (#)
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HA!
Well played, Saccy!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-26 08:22:01 EDT (#)
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MAMMA-SAY-MAMMA-SAW-MA-MA-COO-SAW!
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2009-06-26 08:10:58 EDT (#)
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this was one of the better ones and one for all the old timers to share an old joke
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-26 07:49:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-26 04:53:18 EDT (#)
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I DONT UNDERSTAND BUT KUDOS!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-26 00:53:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-25 22:39:45 EDT (#)
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hehe. I always have to log in to Uber when a celeb dies.
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That's the only way I ever find out.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-26 00:14:48 EDT (#)
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Best one
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-25 23:58:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-25 23:15:59 EDT (#)
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Boner inducing.
Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-25 23:04:12 EDT (#)
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What?
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-25 22:51:08 EDT (#)
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hmmm?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-25 22:39:45 EDT (#)
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hehe. I always have to log in to Uber when a celeb dies.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-25 22:32:18 EDT (#)
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i've never done one of these, but thought about doing this exactly when the world cried a big shamone of grief today
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-06-25 22:21:49 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA!!!
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-06-25 21:54:45 EDT (#)
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other better jacko rip posts
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-25 21:54:39 EDT (#)
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p.s.- BART WHY CAN'T I LOG IN VIA UBERSITE.NET?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-25 21:53:37 EDT (#)
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I do not know how to fix my font. Photoshop is broken and I'm paint retarded, but since it hasn't been done already..