Thought's I have whilst fucked up. (253 hits)
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Submitted by Perkman. (View user info) at 2009-06-25 15:27:56 EDT
I was fucked up on some catus root plant and shots of smirnoff vodka. (almost blacked out) that my buddy gave me. Supposed to make you hallucinate (the catus root guy got it from mexico). I was watching the news about north korea. I uttered out a few famous words that got written on the wall for our wall of qoutes in my frat.
Perkman(All fucked up): "North, korea? Someone is going to have to nuke those guys"
This lead to abrupt laughter from all my drunk frat bro's. I thought about it. They are all socially fucking nuts.
Just a thought in my head. That I actually am scared may happen in the next 25 years. Well I'm off to do chemistry. ( it fucking blow's. Anyone know of a website or a study guide or how to study for this shit? I fucking tanked my midterm today.)
Blow me, up uber!
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:19:29 EDT (#)
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perksy, this was shit and you didn't even tell us what to listen to while we read it.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:13:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SmalltownSally (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:09:30 EDT (#)
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WTF with you and randomly placed apostrophes? Thought's? Blow's? OMFG AGAINS'T?!?!?!
Trust me... failing chemistry is the least of your troubles.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:03:10 EDT (#)
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Doodles- How, pray tell is it a farce?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:02:08 EDT (#)
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you're an alter in the same way georgemichael was an alter.
It might be your actual account, but it's a farce.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:01:05 EDT (#)
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Well, I see that you're surely still at the "top of your class" within the English Department at the Junior College you attend...
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:59:15 EDT (#)
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Doodles- *whisper* -"I'm not an alter".
Well I'm not I'm a real boy.
hahah funny how you all think I'm an alter. I have been perkman since forever.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:59:03 EDT (#)
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Please fuck off
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:57:11 EDT (#)
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you're the most tennacious alter here, at least.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:49:09 EDT (#)
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Sico- True, I must admit I do act unabashed on this website and don't care for any rules that have been made. I understand it is deemed to you to be uncooth, but I couldn't be behooved to give a shit. Basically, due to the fact that I'm taking 15 units of biology in summer session over here at CAL. I know this site really matter to a lot of the unsavory,nerdy, anti-social, fat, ugly, not very happy, or jolly (thought fat as shit), people on this site. For that I apologize.
But isn't it all horseshit anyway? I mean uber has pretty much fell to the floor and hit every branch.
None worth reading are really here. It's sad when perkman is considered a veteran.
I don't come here much to often, bro.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't hate anyone on this website. I think that you can't even formulate a coherent sentence, much less get the title right in your post then it's not worth the time or effort.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:43:14 EDT (#)
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Get informed dipshit's.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_koreas_nuclear
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:41:01 EDT (#)
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wow, sico hate me much?
well, if people don't want an intelligent debate. I'm out of here. Off to take care of that chemistry bullshit.
It fucking blow's.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:38:57 EDT (#)
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I will stick my dick down your throat until you stop breathing.
You are so fucking clueless that reviewing your posts are pointless.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:36:31 EDT (#)
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you can't tell me people have thought about it? I just had a thought that it may happen.
They are trying to capatilize on the growing anti american sentiments, the fact that iran is agains't us with that political B.S. and the fact that we are already in a war. They are making a powerplay if you will.
That's how I see it. Using all this bullshit to be able to test nuclear weapons and rockets and threatening us to come fuck with them. They know full well we just got out of a war and its not in our best interest right now. But then they are using the iran/ north korea thing. I see this all happening. I don't know maybe its all bullshit.
But I can see a power move to go agaisn't U.N. Sanctions when I see it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was fucked up on some catus root plant and shots of smirnoff vodka. (almost blacked out) that my buddy gave me. Supposed to make you hallucinate (the catus root guy got it from mexico). I was watching the news about north korea. I uttered out a few famous words that got written on the wall for our wall of qoutes in my frat.
Perkman(All fucked up): "North, korea? Someone is going to have to nuke those guys"
This lead to abrupt laughter from all my drunk frat bro's. I thought about it. They are all socially fucking nuts.
Just a thought in my head. That I actually am scared may happen in the next 25 years. Well I'm off to do chemistry. ( it fucking blow's. Anyone know of a website or a study guide or how to study for this shit? I fucking tanked my midterm today.)
Blow me, up uber!
WHY MUST YOU RAPE MY NATIVE LANGUAGE?!?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:32:48 EDT (#)
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the first review was epic fail
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:32:16 EDT (#)
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Thought's I have whilst fucked up
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BUT WHOM THOUGHT THEM AND WHY?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:32:09 EDT (#)
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Thought's I have whilst fucked up
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BUT WHO THOUGHT THEM AND WHY?
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:31:37 EDT (#)
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i know ubersite is supposed to be a democracy and all that but if a post comes off the front page if it has a low enough rating, people should get banned if their overall rating is below -.5 after 50 posts. I mean Jesus fucking Christ.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:29:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:29:23 EDT (#)
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The plural of thought doesn't need an apostrophe unless something belongs to said thought.