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Rating: -0.02 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Siren© (View user info) at 2009-06-25 13:17:51 EDT


Now you'll forever be an angel.

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Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-27 16:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not sure if I got this one yet.

Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2009-06-26 09:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is it made of iron making it a ferrous faucet?

Submitted by THERAPlST (user info) at 2009-06-25 19:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Upstaged by MJ

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-06-25 18:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


is that an anal drip?



Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Obvious choice here.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

now that i see your whining has spread to other posts, i've reconsidered my rating.

please don't let this make you go (further) off the deep end. it is after all just a message board for retards.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Without the candles it just seems mean. Candles make it reverent and merry.


Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And you're being a pissy cunt to boot. Fucking cunt.

Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How do you fuck this up?

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh don't kid yourself ubersite has always been a cesspool

Plus this wasn't all that great, huh?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Take a fucking Midol already and come back later...

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-25 14:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-06-25 14:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-25 14:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I never remember red text being a requirement.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-25 14:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

+2

-1 No candles.
-1 No black background.
-1 No red text.
-1 Not a person

We have a very strict format that must be adhered to for these.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-06-25 14:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

obvious with no candles.

fail.



Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2009-06-25 14:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

See? Pirates. What did I tell you...?

And it's the principle of the thing... It's not that I feel I deserve praise for a stupid post. It's that the post submitted directly after mine got said praise for including some fucking photoshop candles.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nothing to get worked up about. All you did was post a single picture with a one sentence accompaniment. It's not like you spent more than 30 seconds on this. You're a good uberuser though, start posting again.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, rob_berg is 50% correct...which is a new record for him.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Shlongy is just a little grumpy lately because this economy has cut into his hooker fund.

Not to mention solicitation of Uber hole is at an all time low.

Poor fella.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whatever. This site used to be fun. Now you barely see anything above a +1 whether it's good or not. Everyone has something mean to say, and the humor has reduced itself to photoshop candles...? WTF? I occasionally pop on here to see if there's anything interesting or funny or worth while, but it's been a long time since I've found something in the least bit amusing. It's a shame how much this place has just become a dump for glorified potty humor. Enjoy your cesspool.
==================
Words of Wisdom from an old timer with good ratings.

Certain assholes fuck up everything, and they know who they are.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2009-06-25 10:40:09 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for rob_berg not conforming.
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I take it you think using candles would have made you a conformist...you uber rebel, you.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She got married.



Yeah. So. What's that got to do with anything? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SHLONGY, FOR CHRISSAKES.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2009-06-25 10:38:49 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whatever. This site used to be fun. Now you barely see anything above a +1 whether it's good or not.
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Really? I've noticed just the opposite in increasingly positive ratings for shit posts.

The only genuinely good posts lately have come from that nath fellow and sullythepirate.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That's because rob_berg IS one of your so-called "ghey child molester mongoloid pirates".

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She got married.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought that Siren used to want to do Shlongy? WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you on the rag? Haha, Your rant is comically ridiculous.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for rob_berg not conforming.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've given you +2's in the past, but it didn't seem to do anything to help your deep-rooted bitterness that you now possess.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You almost had me on board here:

Candles are for ghey child molester mongoloid pirates. Go fuck yourselves.

But lost me again by being a whiny faggot here:

No wonder I never come to this site.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


New Twist on an old classic.


Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whatever. This site used to be fun. Now you barely see anything above a +1 whether it's good or not. Everyone has something mean to say, and the humor has reduced itself to photoshop candles...? WTF? I occasionally pop on here to see if there's anything interesting or funny or worth while, but it's been a long time since I've found something in the least bit amusing. It's a shame how much this place has just become a dump for glorified potty humor. Enjoy your cesspool.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I caught the spelling mistake, you silly cow...but since I was already battering your chunky ass over the lack of candles, I thought I'd cut you some slack on your sheer stupidity.


Call me a "reject"...


"No wonder you never come to this site?"

BART AND SHLONGY ARE ALL BROKEN UP OVER THIS!!! OH NO!!!!

Submitted by JohnnyBurnside (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 no ms paint candles

-1 not knowing how to take criticism you whiny bastard

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Without the candles it just seems mean. Candles make it reverent and merry.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Candles are for ghey child molester mongoloid pirates. Go fuck yourselves. No wonder I never come to this site. You're mostly rejects. And you didn't even catch my "spelling mistake."

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

CANDLES MOTHERFUCKER, WHERE ARE THEY?


Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought about the faucet gag. If I WERE to do one, I think I would go for Kate Jackson.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Was waiting for this. I won't do one. Four RIP posts in a row would make me feel like a ghoul.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was wondering who would be first...I JUST WISH IT WASN'T THIS SHITTY EFFORT.

Where's the fucking candles???


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