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What I Look Like... (1268 hits)

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Rating: 0.49 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (View user info) at 2009-06-18 16:26:26 EDT




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User Reviews


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-22 14:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

get a fucking haircut. you look like a dirtbag.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-06-21 17:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

kinda want crepes now

Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2009-06-21 03:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like The Dude

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-06-20 17:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for 931 posts. Shit.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-06-20 15:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1:13 and 10 seconds

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-19 13:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If "punk = gay", Caul, how could YOU not embrace it with all your heart and soul?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-19 08:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE!

Either that or just grow it long.

And dude, do you have like a wanted poster somewhere or something? You go to great lengths to not show your face.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-19 08:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Michael Douglas hair FTW

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-19 08:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Be honest, it's a wig isn't it.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-19 05:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2009-06-19 04:23:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

ha.
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hey

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-06-19 01:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Troll'n troll'n troll'n

Bubba's always troll'n

Young butts



Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-19 01:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You are old. +1 because you seem to have a great head of hair.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-19 00:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

non-sensible works.

not as well but it does.


bottom line is i don't really care.


and matt is geekier than you.


and jack fucks cats and evidently has me mistaken for an alter.


oh well

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2009-06-18 23:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ha.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-18 23:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ten past one.

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-06-18 22:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-06-18 21:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

where are your cats?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 18:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no, i anticapated your *<insert platitude>*

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-18 18:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SmalltownSally (user info) at 2009-06-18 18:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

But i guess that these weird, non-sensible answers are to be expected.


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Um... were you trying for "nonsensical" perhaps?

Insults work best when you don't use the wrong word...

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*sniggers*

*Caul sits back, folds arms across chest and makes wry face, having anticipated snigger*


Submitted by SmalltownSally (user info) at 2009-06-18 18:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

But i guess that these weird, non-sensible answers are to be expected.


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Um... were you trying for "nonsensical" perhaps?

Insults work best when you don't use the wrong word...


Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-18 18:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

B/W photo - very artsy, very fartsy.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 18:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-18 18:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and it's not name-calling when you're designating things by their names.

jack is a cat fucker and bubba is a paedo. facts.
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And Caul sucks penis. Yozz is a moron. Facts.
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both of which are legal, unlike animal and child abuse.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-18 18:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and it's not name-calling when you're designating things by their names.

jack is a cat fucker and bubba is a paedo. facts.
==============
And Caul sucks penis. Yozz is a moron. Facts.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 18:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

jack is so predictable and unfunny. no wonder you and bubba are best friends.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-18 18:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


never liked rancid anyway. punk = gay

--

*bursts into hysterical laughter, dislocates jaw*


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and it's not name-calling when you're designating things by their names.

jack is a cat fucker and bubba is a paedo. facts.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i dont live in mtl anymore so i wont be able to see them.
never liked rancid anyway. punk = gay

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OK...now you can carry on with the 3rd-grade name calling escapades, children.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, Caul...Can you stop your lunatic-like ranting for a minute... so I can tell you that Rancid is playing at Parc Jean Drapeau tonight.

You should go and give me a report as I will not be able to catch them until much later in the tour.

The new record rocks. Hard.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

jack thinks someone not liking him is my minime, when it's pretty much the norm in his life.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul - Could you please have your mini-me make me some crepes? I'm hungry.

Thank you.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


I was wondering when Caulaincourt's Mini-Me would appear. You must live in his ass crack, you're always right behind him.


Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I see you traded in the leather for the trademark flannel today.

One thing I have to credit Jack for, at least he has the common courtesy to cover his hideous visage in the pictures he takes of himself so as not to permeantly scar the unsuspecting users eyes. That's pretty stand up of you Jack. Hell, if you weren't a feline fiddling fascist fag, you might even be respectable.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bubba, do you ALWAYS hang out in places populated entirely with people who loathe your very existence?

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When everyone loathes you everywhere, there aren't many other options where you can hang out at.


Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry - that was probably a little too high-brow for you Bubba.

Let's try - UR STOOPID BUBBA.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

below below :-)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

unrepentent pedophile who doesn't know his geography below

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bubba, do you ALWAYS hang out in places populated entirely with people who loathe your very existence?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Frog who can't read, below.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bubba puts zoophilia above dick sucking.

not surprising from a man who writes erotic stories about underaged boys.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-18 17:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Better a cat fucker than a dick sucker.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

even when you hide your face in a black and white picture, you remain a fugly ginger, cat fucker.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for participating in MY bandwagon.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

well your respose sure made sense.

--

Translation: I see that you are still the same little antagonistic chickenshit as always.


Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Looks like all of those delicious TARP funds have sucked all of the color out of your world.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

well your respose sure made sense.

But i guess that these weird, non-sensible answers are to be expected.

After all you ARE the outsider.

Now is that mittens, yes or no?

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

is that a cat on your head, queer?

--

I guess I should take another couple of weeks off and then come back and see if you've grown a pair of balls yet...


Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha! Ha! Thumbface!

Your face looks like a thumb! I bet you're a thumbass too loser!

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

is that a cat on your head, queer?

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Been playing with iPhone camera apps. Shitty camera, but there are some nice apps that create some rich b&w...


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


wtf, that pic should have been smaller...


Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I see I say.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


I'll squash you like a fuckin bug.


Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bandwagon



(you look like a gay(er) Sean Penn)


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since `Funky Town.'

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