Hatemadness! 2009 (853 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.03 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S.I. Co. (View user info) at 2009-06-18 11:49:27 EDT
What a fucking snooze-fest this front page is! Wanna know why there's virtually no one here? It's because you are all fucking pathetic piles of shit. I can't remember who ran this thing last year, but I think it was mudwhistle, who had an inferiority meltdown (probably from being stuck in a sawdust puddle at the mill) and had a very bland "I'm leaving" review only to come back several times. Yes, we never saw that one coming, you boring minimum wage earner.
Scourge ran one of these some times ago but that was before he started binge drinking Karo and Budweiser. That fat mother fucker got tired of going through Foucault books looking for his next "grand" review. Let's not forget that he has a family that he doesn't support, a wife to beat, and kids to neglect. It's only a matter of time before the trailer catches on fire because the gaming hard drive is on overload from playing [insert letter, letter, number combination to make a "cool" acronym] games.
Then you have the LARP faggot Frankthebear posting embarrassing videos that I refuse to watch, but when you have brain dead, fat fucks like SgtHartman posting cartoon pictures I guess you can't expect much. There's a giant contest around here to see who can put the most e-penis in their mouth and I'll tell you, the British/English/Limey/etc. cunts have it licked.
If you can't come up with one creative thing to hate on me then you need not reply. I'm by far the easiest target so if you'd like to practice in the reviews, feel free.
The contest is simple. (as stolen from muddy, as stolen from scourge, etc.)
1.) drop a review here saying you want to play.
2.) i'll randomly build a bracket pitting you against another user and post it tomorrow, noonish.
3.) you write a post expressing your utter disdain and contempt for the useless twat you've been paired against
4.) everyone gets to see who is the king of hate
5.) there are no winners. just losers. you. and me.
User Reviews
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-22 23:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have points, focker.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-22 14:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh snap! cowabunga dudes!
you totally wicked burned me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-22 11:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what a raging triumph this was
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-06-22 01:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit... am i too late?
That dress makes your ass look fat.
(oh yeah, i went there.)
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-21 22:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're an idiot. Crawl back into that hole you've been hiding under.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2009-06-21 03:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-20 14:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-20 12:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2.) i'll randomly build a bracket pitting you against another user and post it tomorrow, noonish.
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It's 12:19 EST mother fucker. Which little bitch gets me to rip them a new asshole? I've been repressing my hate lately and really need to let some fly.
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*sigh* Looks like another night of just smacking my GF around. I'll be sure to let her know it's all your fault.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-06-20 13:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-19 15:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I already spend every day churning out cliche, phoned in hate against McCallum/Bubba/Kaos/Sage/You/Orphelia/Indo/Hidden/Sandman/Everyone. I don't need a stupid contest to stamp my boring brand of generic troll hate all over this fucking shitpile website.
Normally i wouldn't even dare to write something, but no1hatesdissucker deserves some customized hate.
Maybe Roadsong is more qualified for the job....
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-20 12:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2.) i'll randomly build a bracket pitting you against another user and post it tomorrow, noonish.
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It's 12:19 EST mother fucker. Which little bitch gets me to rip them a new asshole? I've been repressing my hate lately and really need to let some fly.
Submitted by Dimenhydrinate (user info) at 2009-06-19 19:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've felt exceptionally horny all week.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-19 16:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Me, neither.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-19 15:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I already spend every day churning out cliche, phoned in hate against McCallum/Bubba/Kaos/Sage/You/Orphelia/Indo/Hidden/Sandman/Everyone. I don't need a stupid contest to stamp my boring brand of generic troll hate all over this fucking shitpile website.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-06-19 11:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ultragay.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-06-19 11:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dogturds are more interesting
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-19 11:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sounds fun. I'll play.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-06-19 02:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the pic.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-06-19 00:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DOOOOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-18 18:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooh, good one, Caul. That was a real stinger.
Don't you have an English/French dictionary to go through to impress us with your big words? Or why don't you play the ESL card yet once again when you get called out on your shitty English? Wasn't it you who told us that your father taught ESL and that's why you have a grasp of the language? That card must be really tattered from all the use it's gotten from you. That is your father's profession, isn't it? He must be upset to see you use the ESL card so much, and surely feels like a failure.
(of course if I'm wrong and that wasn't you, the above just reeks of stupidity)
p.s. Are you participating or not, cupcake?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 18:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-18 13:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Even the "hate" is lame.
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you're not even worth hating.
that's how interesting you are.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck hate.
This is one wickedass photo.
No
Really
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-18 16:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-06-18 15:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU Bubba-pedo!!!
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FOAD
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-18 15:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, fuck this. Someone bring on RapeMadness '09 and now we're talkin.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-06-18 15:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU Bubba-pedo!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-18 15:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just love how Doodles is so confident of his ability to fuck with people. If we didn't respond to him he would go back to cutting himself. Hmmmm....
And you, Sico, you don't need to ask people to hate on you. It is the way of nature. Being an asshole doesn't bring about hate; all people are assholes, and I like at least three of them.
You, on the other hand, are beyond words, mine or anyone else's. Maybe someone will prove me wrong and ream your ass even better than your daddy used to when you were five.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-18 14:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, asshole.
That's my entry.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-18 13:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Even the "hate" is lame. What a sorry excuse for activity on this site. Let me look at some statistics to see how "slow" this is or if it's just my imagination. brb
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-06-18 13:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i think you're a faggot. that's my entry. I win.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-18 13:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oi wigger havent you got any homies to be hanging with
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-06-18 13:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll play.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Assholy
Skrapmetal
Doodles
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m
(I'll participate if I have to but would like to remain the objective host...or brunt of the hate)
p.s. milquetoast is my new favorite.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Normally I'd gladly participate in a sanctioned hate event, however job responsibilities would keep me from unleashing my full extent of hatred for humanity, which I feel would be an insult to haters everywhere.
In conclusion:
"Fuck all y'all motha-fuckas, y'all ain't shit."
Sincerely, MWG.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't be any worst?
haha
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck it. Can't be any worst than the average pile of crap that gets fired onto some assholes screen and inexplicable appears on mine via this site on a near daily basis. I'm in if I can be bothered. Don't be surprised if I'm not though. But I have the intention. Sort of.
Nath out
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick,
twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great
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FUCKING HATERADE
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes indeed. And behind the disgrunteled wigger act is a lonely child looking for acceptance from a pack of nobodies, misanthropes, and shutins.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG A GIRLS UNDERPANTS!!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
P.S. icarus isn't, and has never been, funny.
Yet he continues to think he's some type of HV_900 or comicbookguy
Except he isn't funny.
That, right there is the key.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
By my mark you're in the top 9 easiest targets.
Bubba, jack, kk, oathmeal, dan tangle, you, frank, sage, and sandmantate
youre all really fucking easy to fuck with.
And you all react.
Every time.
It's amazing.
I'll say i'm in but I probably won't post because I'll be too lazy.
-2hate
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I plea to be accepted and welcome hate. Next....
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your pleas for acceptance amuse me. But not very much.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll play, you foul-smelling greasy infectious munter. I'd kick your furry devolved ass for even thinking I wasn't automatically in on this, but I wouldn't want any bits of your oozing slimey brain to leak out onto my expensive steel-toed boots.
Naawwww, but really: Who loves ya, kid?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-18 12:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sign me up
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-18 11:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it
with walnuts, ugly!
-- Homer Simpson
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-18 11:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2009-06-18 11:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my comment.