Who's the daddy?! - No real content, just some broody gloating.... (932 hits)
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Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2009-06-17 07:34:56 EDT
Just thought I'd share this with you wierdos and freaks.
On or around 1st jan 2010 this will have grown into a small person and will evacuate mrs Sexualchocolate's body and make me the happiest person alive....
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Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-06-22 20:49:22 EDT (#)
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Creepy.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-06-22 20:21:24 EDT (#)
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I am jealous, because all I want is a family, and I can't seem to accomplish it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-22 20:01:56 EDT (#)
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congrats on having some sex.
you are the 253rd to do so out of the 35k or so users on this site.
aces, isn't it?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-06-22 12:28:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2009-06-21 03:28:31 EDT (#)
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I can't stand children, but, congratulations!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-18 23:27:36 EDT (#)
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Congratulations you have six months to prepare for the horror of a whole purple person who is going to explode from your womans tight little vagina in a mess of blood and guts and screaming!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-18 14:13:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-06-17 09:03:38 EDT (#)
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Seen the film Dumplings? It's apparently the best anti ageing remedy there is.
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I was going to give you a zero because your baby doesn't have any arms, but you get a point for watching fucked-up Asian horror movies.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-18 11:47:03 EDT (#)
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not before you, lol?
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-18 11:24:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-18 02:20:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-18 01:45:10 EDT (#)
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Blog.
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So I guess you're some guy here that I've enraged with my cutting insight? Why don't you tell us who you REALLY are?
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-18 04:25:57 EDT (#)
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Jolly good!
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Where are you going little one little one
Where are you going my baby my own
Turn around and you're two
Turn around and you're four
Turn around and you're a young man walking out of the door
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2009-06-18 04:17:08 EDT (#)
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Name it Stephanie for my father.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-18 02:20:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-18 01:45:10 EDT (#)
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Blog.
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-18 01:46:20 EDT (#)
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PS don't give a fuck.
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-18 01:45:10 EDT (#)
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Blog.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2009-06-17 22:43:00 EDT (#)
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congrats (:
I'm just ahead of your wifey.. my due date is December 19th.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2009-06-17 21:44:39 EDT (#)
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I'm glad the internet was not around when my parents were kids.
Can you imagine the trauma of not only finding out that your father is sexualchocolate but being able to click on that user info and read everything he's posted.
Good luck with the little one. Can you speed up that delivery so as to get another exemption in 2009? Besides, come on don't make your kid be ALMOST but not quite 21 that New Years right before his birthday.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-06-17 16:36:43 EDT (#)
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Well I'll be dammed, it's Kunta Kinte !!!
Boom! Shaka laka laka
Boom! Shaka laka laka
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-06-17 16:08:44 EDT (#)
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dont care
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-17 13:59:39 EDT (#)
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HAHA RABOT!!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-06-17 13:21:20 EDT (#)
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why do we congratulate people who get pregnant?
"congrats, you came in your wife! that must have taken a lot of work! nobody wants to do that so GOOD JOB!!"
anyway, congrats on the runt!
Submitted by GreatOdensRaven (user info) at 2009-06-17 12:46:09 EDT (#)
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Congrats!!
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-06-17 12:07:03 EDT (#)
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Baby Rabot? Name him Roger. Go on. DO IT. You know you want to.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-17 11:51:19 EDT (#)
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Congrats, I guess, on managing to do what you're defective if you cannot do.
An acquantance of mine and his wife had kids when he was 21 and she was 20. I couldn't imagine why they'd do that so young, but then I hit 40 and realized that when they are my age their kids will be moving out of the house. At that point I had to admit that they may have been wiser than I initially thought. The only way kids might screw up your life less is to not have them at all.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-06-17 11:49:28 EDT (#)
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*boy
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-06-17 11:49:08 EDT (#)
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My Mrs is expecting, little biy, due early October.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-06-17 11:43:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-06-17 11:34:19 EDT (#)
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Dude, aren't you, like, mid 20s?
Good for you, like Tuts and shit having babies this early, but it seems SOOOO fucking alien to me. I can't even have a two night stand, let alone a wife and baby and shit.
Give me 5 more years of weed, Bombay Sapphire and substandard oral sex (from both sides) before I try to track down a wife. Please.
Also, "Life Goes On" by Tupac. LOLOLOL little white boy listening to Pac, how cliched. Yeh, well fuck you, I'm happy.
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Yeah man 25 this year. It's amazing how your priorities change when you find a woman who you not only want to spend your life with, but actually want to spend you life making happy!
I kind of stumbled into it, she was a friend who'd i'd had a sneaky eye on for years, turned out she'd also had her eye on me, bang and we're together, happiest we've ever been. i knew she was the one when after 6 months we realised we'd not had a single argument and that we had never had to "try" to get on, we're just completely our self's but together. I've had a whole lot of relationships, one-nights, fuck buddies etc and I've never had someone I care about like this, the word Soulmate doesn't do it justice.
She's 29 this year so I'm a bit of a toy-boy, which is just how i like it too.
So yeah, probably have to delay the marriage as baby needs a house and a house needs a mortgage etc, but happy as Larry, can't wait to be a daddy.
2 years ago i would have said the same as you, but that was before I got emotionally involved with the lovely Ro.
Also, Pac sucks. Ooooooooooooh.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-06-17 11:34:19 EDT (#)
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Dude, aren't you, like, mid 20s?
Good for you, like Tuts and shit having babies this early, but it seems SOOOO fucking alien to me. I can't even have a two night stand, let alone a wife and baby and shit.
Give me 5 more years of weed, Bombay Sapphire and substandard oral sex (from both sides) before I try to track down a wife. Please.
Also, "Life Goes On" by Tupac. LOLOLOL little white boy listening to Pac, how cliched. Yeh, well fuck you, I'm happy.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-17 11:17:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-06-17 08:11:48 PDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:57:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-17 15:32:15 BST (#)
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Congrats. Don't forget to pass along your irrational hatred of Yanks!
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irrational?
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It's pretty rational, I kind of hate everyone. Yanks especially
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Observe how sad that just made me:
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Heartless bastard.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-06-17 11:15:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-17 11:08:11 EDT (#)
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Dude, totally with your jiz.
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Yup, it's all about my jiz.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-06-17 11:11:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:57:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-17 15:32:15 BST (#)
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Congrats. Don't forget to pass along your irrational hatred of Yanks!
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irrational?
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It's pretty rational, I kind of hate everyone. Yanks especially, but the vast majority of Brits make me ashamed to be British myself.
lessons for baby...
1) Yanks are stupid and greedy don't trust them. They either don't know what their talking about or are trying to get your candy.
2) Brits are lazy, i will fucking disown you if by the age of 16 you are on the dole with a couple of kids of your own and a coucil house.
3) AVOID UBERSITE AT ALL COSTS.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-17 11:08:11 EDT (#)
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Dude, totally with your jiz.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-06-17 11:06:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:29:31 EDT (#)
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i've been seriously abusing my body since i was about 12 - don't think like that you filthy fucks, general class A, B and C drug abuse, on an almost daily basis.
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Sounds like you will be a great dad!
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I enjoyed my youth, but i've been off most drugs for some time now, rarely even drink now (don't believe the laws, just because it's legal doesn't make it any less dangeous)
I've even kicked my favourite of all, the weed. Has been my daily companion for many a year but now it has it's place as the odd weekend puff with buddies. No more weekday wake and bake for me!
Only one I'm having trouble with is ciggies. I did about a week at a maximum of 3 a day, went perfectly fine, then without really noticing i'm back to 20/30. it's seriously wierd, i kind of roll and smoke subconciously.
Drug habits and mortgages are not the best of friends.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:57:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-17 15:32:15 BST (#)
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Congrats. Don't forget to pass along your irrational hatred of Yanks!
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irrational?
Submitted by Graveyboat (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:48:33 EDT (#)
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You da man!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:44:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:28:21 EDT (#)
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i've been seriously abusing my body since i was about 12
Don't believe what they tell you about, tobacco, cannabis, ecstacy, cocaine, solvents, alcohol, or every conceivable cocktail of the above making you infertile, it's bullshit.
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Congrats. Just remember - kids learn everything from their parents. Even drug abuse. Don't want little Baby Rabot to become Eminem now, do we?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:33:01 EDT (#)
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Congrats, eh.
It's all kinds of awesome.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:32:15 EDT (#)
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Congrats. Don't forget to pass along your irrational hatred of Yanks!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:29:44 EDT (#)
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Congrats are probably in order here...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:29:31 EDT (#)
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i've been seriously abusing my body since i was about 12 - don't think like that you filthy fucks, general class A, B and C drug abuse, on an almost daily basis.
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Sounds like you will be a great dad!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:28:21 EDT (#)
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Thanks Sarge, we were acutally worried about fertility, she had a twisted ovary a few years back, i've been seriously abusing my body since i was about 12 - don't think like that you filthy fucks, general class A, B and C drug abuse, on an almost daily basis.
But we were trying to figure it out last night, and we conceived within 1 week of starting to try, could have even been the first night.
So heck yeah, I'm one fertile motherfucker (to be).
Don't believe what they tell you about, tobacco, cannabis, ecstacy, cocaine, solvents, alcohol, or every conceivable cocktail of the above making you infertile, it's bullshit.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:26:17 EDT (#)
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its mine. HA!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:24:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:23:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-17 09:19:08 EDT (#)
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just out of curiosity, this ultrasound says BABY RABOT in the right hand corner...
you mated with a RABBIT?? you sinful little monkey
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That's one I've not heard before. No really it isn't.
I usually get the whole RABOT = ROBOT thing, but Rabbit, that one's new.
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I was gonna say Robot, but I figured that was a bit obvious.
Good show, good luck.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-06-17 10:23:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-17 09:19:08 EDT (#)
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just out of curiosity, this ultrasound says BABY RABOT in the right hand corner...
you mated with a RABBIT?? you sinful little monkey
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That's one I've not heard before. No really it isn't.
I usually get the whole RABOT = ROBOT thing, but Rabbit, that one's new.
Well spotted.
just realised it has my other half's name on it too, please don't do anything mean. You can do anything you want to me if you can find me by my surname, but leave the loverly mrs alone.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-17 09:19:08 EDT (#)
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just out of curiosity, this ultrasound says BABY RABOT in the right hand corner...
you mated with a RABBIT?? you sinful little monkey
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-06-17 09:03:38 EDT (#)
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Not this one, but i'm sure I can get hold of one for you.
Seen the film Dumplings? It's apparently the best anti ageing remedy there is.
Oh yeah, and fuck you very much.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-17 09:03:00 EDT (#)
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congrats you virile sumbitch.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-17 08:42:20 EDT (#)
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Sorry, here is your real rating!
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-17 08:41:42 EDT (#)
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Is this fetus for sale. I haven't had breakfast yet.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-17 08:18:05 EDT (#)
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Congrats indeed.
Hope your wallet's full!
Submitted by trilaac (user info) at 2009-06-17 08:03:57 EDT (#)
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Congrats dude.
Submitted by HonkeyKong (user info) at 2009-06-17 07:58:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-17 07:41:06 EDT (#)
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Congrats.