I know I've been an asshole recently so..... (752 hits)
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Submitted by Monkeyswithguns (View user info) at 2009-06-12 16:43:22 EDT
I thought I'd make it up to you guys by making you some nice old fashioned MS-Paint greeting cards expressing my sincere apologies to all of you whom I've offended in some way recently.
I'm normally not such a bastard, really, just ask.... well surely someone here can back me up that I'm not a total asshole 24/7.
I do have my sincere and caring moments, and if I really hated you, I'd not even take the time to write such witty, entertaining commentary on your posts! My insults are my way of complimenting you on being alive, and shows that I recognize that you are indeed a human being, and therefore worthy of having your feelings acknowledged.
If your feelings didn't get hurt sometimes, then I'd know for certain you were with the borg, or a terminator, and I'd flee alongside everyone else.
So, without further ado, here is how I'd like to express my most sincere apologies.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-06-17 01:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-16 12:42:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-13 01:38:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-15 10:10:10 EDT (#)
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Did you forget your lithium again?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-15 09:48:27 EDT (#)
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Meh.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-06-14 18:37:28 EDT (#)
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Judging by the pictures, you put too much effort into this.
Nice art work.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-14 18:25:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-06-14 16:44:51 EDT (#)
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Never apologise on Ubersite!
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What the fuck have you been smoking? Did this look like an apology to you?
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-06-14 16:44:51 EDT (#)
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Never apologise on Ubersite!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-14 07:21:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-13 21:12:00 EDT (#)
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I look at that penis drawing and my first thought is "tertiary syphilis".
That explains a lot.
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I'm amazed that you possess the vocabulary to formulate such an apt combination of words. But, no, I do not have syphilis, tertiary or otherwise.
Does Lowes install it for free?
Seriously though, nice work on the comment, not many people put that much thought into it, and I'm glad that you took the time to consider my intentions on this "piece," or at least the cause of it.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-06-13 22:25:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-13 21:12:00 EDT (#)
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I look at that penis drawing and my first thought is "tertiary syphilis".
That explains a lot.
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sure, it explains a lot about YOU...
Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-13 21:12:00 EDT (#)
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I look at that penis drawing and my first thought is "tertiary syphilis".
That explains a lot.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-06-13 14:29:01 EDT (#)
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Where can i buy the first card? I have some people who i need to send them to.
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-13 01:38:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-12 22:11:13 EDT (#)
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http://larkinthemorning.com/product.aspx?p=MIN010
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-12 21:47:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-06-12 21:30:09 EDT (#)
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I think a certain internet writer has done something like this before.
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I'm a certian internet writer and i've never done this.
You're wrong sir.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-12 21:42:07 EDT (#)
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YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-12 21:37:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-06-12 21:30:09 EDT (#)
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I think a certain internet writer has done something like this before.
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Probably, but this was my first. I'm pretty sure a certain internet writer has done something like everything else before also.
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-06-12 21:30:09 EDT (#)
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I think a certain internet writer has done something like this before.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-12 18:20:44 EDT (#)
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auto +2 penis
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-06-12 18:09:02 EDT (#)
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auto -2 penis
Submitted by GreatOdensRaven (user info) at 2009-06-12 18:07:45 EDT (#)
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My employer was quite amused
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-12 18:02:08 EDT (#)
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sooooo, hows the meds working out?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-12 17:08:37 EDT (#)
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My only real apology goes out to those who inadvertantly opened it up and got caught by supervisors for looking at MSPaint Penis. A well drawn one might I add...
But I really do apologize for the lack of a tag, I forgot, I'm human, we make mistakes, get over it.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-06-12 16:59:14 EDT (#)
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