Barack Obama Shot, Declared Dead On Scene Earlier Tonight (413 hits)
Category: NewsRating: -1.1 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Neutral Observer (View user info) at 2009-06-08 00:30:44 EDT
I can't believe it actually happened, even though so many said it would. This may seal his memory as one of the greatest presidents, though, just like it did for Kennedy. Even though he spent such little time in office.
Here is news clip about it, including a video responce from President Biden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-08 10:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lolcats were never funny, phallic.
NEVER.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2009-06-08 09:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-1? It's because I spelt response with a c, isn't it?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-06-08 08:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
go back to 4chan. this shit may fly over there, but this is Uber, and we have standards goddamnit!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-08 07:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The sushi place down the road has a "Rick Roll" on the menu. Waa-haa-haa-cky.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-06-08 05:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
been a while since i was rickrolled so i'll only give a -1
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-08 03:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2009-06-08 03:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sux
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2009-06-08 03:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-08 02:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just kidding.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-08 02:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
somebody's jealous
(phallic cymbals)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2009-06-08 01:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lol.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-06-08 00:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
RICKROLLING?
LOLCATS?
DEMOTIVATORS?
HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE YOU PEOPLE. IF SOMETHING IS FUNNY ONCE IT IS NOT FUNNY AD INFINITUM.
THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL OR DON'T POST IT YOU FUCKING CRETINS. I actually didn't think this was a rickroll BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD STILL CONSIDER IT FUNNY ENOUGH TO BOTHER WITH, BUT TIME AND AGAIN YOU MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD FUCKING LOSERS POST SOMETHING THAT MADE ME SMILE ONCE IN 2007 ONLY YOU DO IT IN SUCH A WAY YOU LOOK LIKE MOUTH BREATHING RETARDS.
JESUS CHRIST MY LAST POST WAS A HATE POST TOWARDS FAGGOTS LIKE YOU AND HALF THE SITE OWNED UP TO STILL LIKING LOLCATS WHICH ARE NOT. FUCKING. FUNNY. ANY MORE. (if they ever were)
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PAINFULLY UNFUNNY CUNTS.
STOP.
FUCKING.
POSTING.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-08 00:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RIP
To be honest when I heard about this it didn't even affect me emotionally for some reason.