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Clyde Bruckman was right after all... (606 hits)

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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (View user info) at 2009-06-05 17:51:37 EDT



Clyde Bruckman "You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation."

Mulder: "Why are you telling me that?"

Clyde Bruckman: "Look, forget I mentioned it. It's none of my business."

(Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose, the X Files, season 3, episode 4)

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Thai police say actor David Carradine may have died from accidental suffocation

http://www.fox40.com/entertainment/sns-ap-as-carradine-death,0,7342694.story


BANGKOK (AP) — Police are speculating that accidental suffocation, not suicide, may have caused the death of American cult actor David Carradine, whose body was found in a hotel closet in the Thai capital with a rope tied to his neck, wrist and genitals.

Celebrity blogs and social networking Web sites were abuzz with news of the death of Carradine — best known for the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu." The circumstances under which he died have led to speculation that the 72-year-old actor may have been engaged in a dangerous form of sex play known as auto-erotic asphyxiation.



Dave, what the fuck were you thinking.jpg (274 kB)

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-09 10:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-08 15:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You mean Jackilynn came all that way and didn't bring the business?
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nah, he just jerked off in his ford ranger :-O

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-08 15:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You mean Jackilynn came all that way and didn't bring the business?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-08 14:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

how was your trip in quebec. did you find me?

how many times did you nervously walk around my place before you decided that wouldn't break in?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-08 13:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I got a kielbasa for you RIGHT HERE.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-08 11:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a sudden craving for kielbasa.

Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2009-06-08 11:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It is amazing how many people die this way.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-08 11:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Kindly go back to not posting.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-06 19:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We have two Dan Tangels now?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-06 17:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-06 09:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

meow
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Additional proof that Doodles is a pussy.


Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-06 14:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

McCallum Auto -2

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-06-06 13:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm banking on murder.

Suicide hardly seems like his style.

And what has the world come to if David Carradine can't get pussy in Thailand?

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-06-06 13:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-05 17:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


What's next, is Jack Nicolson gonna blow hiomself to pieces with a dynamite dildo?


My money is on jim carey, gets crushed by giant blow-up pink elephant.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-06 09:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

meow

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2009-06-06 09:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

He used to be Kwai Chang Caine and Bill and the guy who actually kicked Chuck Norris in the head (accidentally). Now he's just an old dead perv in a closet.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-06 09:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-06 03:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sausage Bondage? SAUSAGE BONDAGE? NAZI UFO TECHNOLOGY!?



RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!






Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-05 21:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Took your link that led to another link. It said his wrists were tied BEHIND his back!
wtf?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-05 21:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

dan_tangel III

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-06-05 20:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

jack off and die

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-06-05 20:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-05 19:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe he was just standing on a step ladder changing a light bulb with a rope around his neck and his pecker and....
nah
Poor demented bastard.

There was a man who was found hung in my home town. His wife found him in the garage. The coroner said "suicide". The street buzz said "Owed too much to dope dealers". Hope this wasn't the case with David.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 18:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


That is a funny image.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 18:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aha so you're Dan Tangel!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-05 17:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


What's next, is Jack Nicolson gonna blow hiomself to pieces with a dynamite dildo?



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