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Crazy Monkeys (1002 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.52 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2009-06-05 15:14:09 EDT



I was going to make this into a .gif - but I figured a little something would get lost in the conversion process.

If my posting this movie offends you in some small way. GOOD.

If not?

Enjoy!


monkeys.wmv (1 MB) [video/x-ms-wmv]

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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-06-10 08:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-06-09 22:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool. Wish people fucked like that.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2009-06-09 22:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ah just what the internet was invented for

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-06-09 09:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and now I'm gonna eat the banana

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-08 10:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rob.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-06-07 23:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i took a girl to the Pittsburgh Zoo once for a date. It must have been 'sex day' cause every animal we saw was banging. worked out well, though, cause she let me see her 'no' place that night.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-06-07 22:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1.4 rating for posting a video. Tangel could learn a thing or two from this.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-07 22:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh good- saves me the time it usually takes to find my nightly porn fix.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-06 19:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IT'S WHITNEY HOUSTON AND BOBBY BROWN!

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-06-06 16:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-06 14:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome


Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-06-06 13:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL@reviews

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-06 11:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cricket was rained off!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-06 11:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


It's called the poutine virus, eh.


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-06 07:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-06 07:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-06-06 05:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WARNING: DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK. I DID AND IT PUT A HORRIBLE VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER. AND THEN I TRIED TO TAKE THE VIRUS OFF AND IT TURNED ME INTO A GAY CANADIAN. I LIKE HOCKEY AND I WANT TO SUCK DICK. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

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NOW YOU KNOW WHY WE ARE ALL SO POLITE.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-06-06 05:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WARNING: DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK. I DID AND IT PUT A HORRIBLE VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER. AND THEN I TRIED TO TAKE THE VIRUS OFF AND IT TURNED ME INTO A GAY CANADIAN. I LIKE HOCKEY AND I WANT TO SUCK DICK. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-06-06 04:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-06-06 00:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Didn't watch it but I will assume it's funny. I am rating for other reasons. Let's face it monkeys are always funny.


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-06-05 23:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck You

Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-05 22:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed my ass off.

Even monkeys find cars erotic.

I've only ever used the back seat (or the front for certain specific acts). Never the hood. I want to try that.


Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-05 22:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Get some Monkey!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-05 22:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

el oh el

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-06-05 20:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 19:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


EI - Cool... Good luck tomorrow.

I think they are mostly middle eastern / Persian fellas - but there were a few white guys in the mix.


Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-05 18:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 13:35:53 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The film was amuzing, the people in the car laughing made me laugh.

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I think the laughing affected the poor monkey's performance.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nothing wrong with monk performance, was quick and then he flopped and snored.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 18:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 21:50:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 1


SWEET - you play Cricket?

That's awesome. Now I can say I know someone who actually plays that sport. They have a league that plays in one of the local parks here, and I see them all out there in their white outfits and think: What the fuck are they doing?

So what do you do? Are you the guy who throws the ball at the little post?
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I am one of thise white outfitted fellas.

I play for a local team in the city i live in. It's cool, ive done ok this season but my team arent fairing very well in the league. I play every saturday in the summer, season runs from about April/May till the end of August.

Do you know where the players come from? Are they Aussies or something, there are bloody aussies everwhere!

Im a batsmen, the chaps you're on about are bowlers and the little post you refer to, is actually three stumps with two bails (little pieces of wood) on top.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-06-05 17:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAAHA

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaE7uiO1qRw&feature=PlayList&p=ADA56A68BB9FECE0&index=0


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


SWEET - you play Cricket?

That's awesome. Now I can say I know someone who actually plays that sport. They have a league that plays in one of the local parks here, and I see them all out there in their white outfits and think: What the fuck are they doing?

So what do you do? Are you the guy who throws the ball at the little post?


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There should have been some Whitesnake playing in the background.
If you're going to fuck on the hood of a car, it should be to a Whitesnake song.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

they are rather immature childrens TV presenters and radio presenters

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bbc/programmes_tv_idents_and_screenshots/cbbc_cbeebies_daytime/300dick_dom.jpg

wanted efit posters are wanted posters, weirdly.

and im not out gallavanting because i have a league game of cricket (not that anyone cares) and i need my beauty sleep in preperation.

toot toot

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Who are them fellers EI? Are they the dudes that host British Idol?

...and what are "'wanted' e-fit posters"


AND if you are in the clear, why are you not out gallivanting?


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The film was amuzing, the people in the car laughing made me laugh.

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I think the laughing affected the poor monkey's performance.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shame on you rob, shame on you

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

im lucky, Dick from Dick and Dom took the fall for me

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HOW CONVENIENT.

That guy's a total dick.


Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow...just.. wow

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No wonder you +2 dan_tangel's posts.

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Well duh.

PLUS I know it bugs crusty old fuckers like you - and that makes me smile.

Hey - it's Friday - shouldn't you be up in the island tower waiting for the arrival of "da plane"?


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

im lucky, Dick from Dick and Dom took the fall for me

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No wonder you +2 dan_tangel's posts.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The film was amuzing, the people in the car laughing made me laugh.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 20:47:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

joey its a friday night! we should be out date raping or something


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I'm keeping a low profile for few days, those 'wanted' e-fit posters all around the town are getting scarily close to looking like me

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

joey its a friday night! we should be out date raping or something

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

watching animals do that never gets tiring.

Except on your wrist after 15 mins or so.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh berg you magnificent bastard...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Blood Hound Gang FTW.

I saw them in concert here in Vancouver - they were hilarious.

It was before 'Hooray For Boobies' came out... which, incidentally, is the greatest name for an album ever.


Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA I GET IT!

YOU CALELD THE VIDEO "MONKEYS" BECAUSE THERE ARE NIGGERS IN THE CAR


Very highbrow, sir.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thats hilarious lol




Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals etc.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You offend me.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it unfair that I gave a -2 without even watching?

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you offend me

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You offend me.


I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV! This one's
for real!

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