boohoofish1978, Internet Weirdness and Minor Threats (2524 hits)
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Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-06-03 05:13:58 EDT
It is with great sadness I have to inform the Uber mass that due to current circumstances I am forced to not only change my email but cut down on email contact altogether.
I am a normal person, I come to Uber for a little fun, to kill time, be a bitch blah blah. I take most shit thrown at me on the nose, I can laugh at myself as much as you can laugh at me.
However, what I find terribly hard to tolerate is -
Threats to me to expose me or any personal information I have reveal off site
Threats to people I communicate with via the internet or in real life
Threats to my family.
I have been warned Uber was a cesspool of madness and vindictiveness, and to be fair I took the CT/Bart scam on the chin despite being pregnant at the time and finding the topic a little upsetting. (Thanks to Hurty for being so kind during that time).
Simply put I have no time to respond to -
Psycho rants
Spoof email
Tit for tat
I came here primarily to write and show my tits. Both visions have been fulfilled and whilst I have NO INTENTION of leaving Uber I have significantly cut down use of the site in the last few days and can only see it remaining that way.
It's no big loss, I know.
I will say for every nutter on this site I have found ten genuinely beautiful people and whilst I am aware it's not all bad I really can't stand such pettiness, weirdness, general crapiness OFF SITE. It's creepy, far fetched and immature and altogether just pointless.
Anyway, I will be forwarding my new email via boohoofish over the next few days. Anyone who I do not send on to, I do not necassarily doubt you or your intentions I just can't put up with this anymore.
My FB account is also closed but that is primarily because it is for wankers.
That is all.
Pheeley x. :)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-11-05 12:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey - lost your email addy - email me please hon..
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-15 17:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-15 14:15:09 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Johnny! Tell me it's not true?
WHO?
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I don't know who's in it yes, but they are re-doing Red Dawn - with the Chinese as the bad guys this time
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-08-24 15:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am emailing you now. Please don't send any more willy shots my nerves are not what they used to be.
:)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-24 14:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heyya, cunter. Why did I not get an email or even see this post?
Also, can you direct me to where exactly you posted your tits?
Thanks!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-30 00:14:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-29 04:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peter??
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Mum?
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-17 14:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is with great sadness I have to inform the Uber mass that due to current circumstances I am forced to not only change my email but cut down on email contact altogether.
I am a normal person, I come to Uber for a little fun, to kill time, be a bitch blah blah. I take most shit thrown at me on the nose, I can laugh at myself as much as you can laugh at me.
However, what I find terribly hard to tolerate is -
Threats to me to expose me or any personal information I have reveal off site
Threats to people I communicate with via the internet or in real life
Threats to my family.
I have been warned Uber was a cesspool of madness and vindictiveness, and to be fair I took the CT/Bart scam on the chin despite being pregnant at the time and finding the topic a little upsetting. (Thanks to Hurty for being so kind during that time).
Simply put I have no time to respond to -
Psycho rants
Spoof email
Tit for tat
I came here primarily to write and show my tits. Both visions have been fulfilled and whilst I have NO INTENTION of leaving Uber I have significantly cut down use of the site in the last few days and can only see it remaining that way.
It's no big loss, I know.
I will say for every nutter on this site I have found ten genuinely beautiful people and whilst I am aware it's not all bad I really can't stand such pettiness, weirdness, general crapiness OFF SITE. It's creepy, far fetched and immature and altogether just pointless.
Anyway, I will be forwarding my new email via boohoofish over the next few days. Anyone who I do not send on to, I do not necassarily doubt you or your intentions I just can't put up with this anymore.
My FB account is also closed but that is primarily because it is for wankers.
That is all.
Pheeley x. :)
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Good to see you back, don't let the turkeys get you down...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-01 09:14:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-01 08:58:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-30 14:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You owe me a picture.
Just sayin'.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-06-09 10:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-06-08 23:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
..... I think DC Shoes are cool
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I'm so sick of DC clothing. It used to be just a select few of us. Plus I only wore it because I got it for free.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-06-08 23:04:21 EDT (#)
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..... I think DC Shoes are cool.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-06-08 15:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-08 03:47:49 EDT (#)
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Merlina - I will mail you shortly :) x
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Cool, you know where I am.
Although - am off to Zante on Weds night for a week with my gal pal, Vicky... woohoo.
Look forward to seeing a mail from you soon, honeybee.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-08 03:47:49 EDT (#)
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Toe - I never actually paid attention to the 'comments' bit untilI posted, I am not the only user to do this FACT. Whatever, I am over it.
Merlina - I will mail you shortly :) x
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-06-07 05:10:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-04 08:43:18 EDT (#)
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ah yes toe thats right when i signed up to a writersforum of course i knew i was also saying it is ok for some mad person to mail me silly me what was i thinking
bitch]
like i said i have taken plenty of craP but sweetheart there comes a point when taking it makes you look a doormat
what you are saying is i deserve it because what? i made a few posts and comments?
i swear threats and harrassment are illegal but oh i shouldnt complain should i? i bought it on myself? next you will be saying if a woman is raped and wearing a mini skirt it is her fault
i found your comment hard to tak mainly cos it was from you toe, thanks
hope your legs getting better
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Also, overreaction much? You knew you weren't signing up to a 'writersforum' there's no way that you clicked on uber one day and went 'This is a website for writers, they will give honest and fair criticism'
You don't deserve to get treated badly by random strangers. Especially when you're actually a genuinely nice person (which I think you are) but to make yourself known, getting on most heated, putting your email out there and soliciting relationships from other people on uber, expect backlash. That's all I was pointing out.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2009-06-07 01:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no tits -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-06-06 04:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyway, I will be forwarding my new email via boohoofish over the next few days. Anyone who I do not send on to, I do not necassarily doubt you or your intentions I just can't put up with this anymore
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not sure what this means?
Shame eejits are driving you away..I love reading your posts.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-06-06 04:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-06-05 13:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
F U
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 07:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think he prefers Prince Apollo, but fuck it, Jesus, Prince, whatever.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-05 07:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Apollo
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 05:16:28 EDT (#)
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ummmm?? you have been very angry recently, i was merely commenting on teh fact it sounded like apollo was talking about his&your child
but obviously with your smiley face at the end of the sentance you were JOKING
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2009-06-05 05:12:57 EDT (#)
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I am thinking you should shut he fuck up, emission
:)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 04:38:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-06-05 00:43:26 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope our next childbirth kills you and the hideous child too.
if we were very lucky it'd be a reeeeeally bad prenatal disease that actually killed your existing kids too.
in short, cunt, you are a lying horrible fat bitch and only Fat Jock Bell likes you.
Which says it all really, as he puts the 'fat twat' in gay.
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im thinking apollo meant *your instead of *our, otherwise, well...................................i dont even wannt to think about it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-04 20:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo has apparently been drinking heavily today...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-06-04 19:43:26 EDT (#)
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i hope our next childbirth kills you and the hideous child too.
if we were very lucky it'd be a reeeeeally bad prenatal disease that actually killed your existing kids too.
in short, cunt, you are a lying horrible fat bitch and only Fat Jock Bell likes you.
Which says it all really, as he puts the 'fat twat' in gay.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-04 19:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-04 16:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never treated you bad.
I did, actually, but you were always sobbing quietly on the floor when I left so I thought we were cool. I swear this common language barrier between us is a pain. I thought 'no' meant 'yes' in England. When did that change?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-06-04 16:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't we all just smoke some blunts and have a laugh about chockomut milkshakes?
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I fully agree
Don't let the ass(.)s get you down hon.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-04 15:34:10 EDT (#)
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Love this photo...
heh
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-04 15:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-03 13:56:18 PDT (#)
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I have NO INTENTION of leaving Uber
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No resignation.
Anyway the spawn will be crawling soon and then I will have to chase it around instead of Ubering
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Put the wee spawn in a playpen and don't let the turkeys get you down.
You make me smile.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-04 14:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
C1NDY!!!!!!!
How ya doing, girl?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-06-04 14:44:31 EDT (#)
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I'm thinking of posting less.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-06-04 14:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God I hate you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-04 13:34:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:13:13 BST (#)
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This makes me happy I'm a paranoid arrogant bitch.
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LOL, hi fey.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-06-04 12:40:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-03 06:50:02 EDT (#)
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And I never once got the chance to abuse you :(
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-06-04 12:13:13 EDT (#)
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This makes me happy I'm a paranoid arrogant bitch.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-06-04 11:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lets all get naked and have an orgy,
jesus I hate work!!
think I'll get my tits out
I is bored and now I asplode
Chin up and all that!
(.)(.) xx
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-06-04 09:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I really wasn't trying to be mean, I think you are a such a cool woman. You're my homeslice.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-04 09:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am NOT saying I told you so.
what happened? I had no interwebs
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-04 09:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU TWO PLAY NICE below...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-04 08:43:18 EDT (#)
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ah yes toe thats right when i signed up to a writersforum of course i knew i was also saying it is ok for some mad person to mail me silly me what was i thinking
bitch]
like i said i have taken plenty of craP but sweetheart there comes a point when taking it makes you look a doormat
what you are saying is i deserve it because what? i made a few posts and comments?
i swear threats and harrassment are illegal but oh i shouldnt complain should i? i bought it on myself? next you will be saying if a woman is raped and wearing a mini skirt it is her fault
i found your comment hard to tak mainly cos it was from you toe, thanks
hope your legs getting better
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-06-04 08:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reading through this again, reminds of celebrities who complain about the paparazzi. If you deliberately make yourself known, all the while knowing what you were getting into, why complain?
You got what you wanted, then decided you didn't like it all too much.
Don't be that girl, you're better than that.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-06-04 07:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Somebody once emailed me and told me Stevie Ray Vaughan sucked.
:(
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the name is spelt "Vaughn"
no worries, it won't change the music none
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-04 07:26:03 EDT (#)
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no, im talking to your gay Skye Terrier.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-06-04 07:22:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-04 07:15:53 EDT (#)
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get your haircut girly boy.
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Are you talking to me, old man?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-04 07:15:53 EDT (#)
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get your haircut girly boy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-06-04 07:02:34 EDT (#)
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Am I being unfair? I mean I wouldn't like it to happen to me.
Actually I probably wouldn't even notice untill it was too late, like the goatse man getting arse brapped, but then the goatse man would still catch AIDS and so would I therefore I guess the analogy holds up.
Perhaps Abraham Lincoln can help us?
"Do I not destroy my enemies, when I make them my friends?"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-06-04 06:55:56 EDT (#)
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I apologise for my previous comment. After some further research it is clear that you have indeed been the victim of a cruel and calculating scheme of victimisation and bullying.
Therefore I, on behalf of all of Ubersite, cede the moral high ground to you and will personally ensure that you are constantly showered with compliments and affection by policing the online community with a big stick. I am certain that Bart Bart will make not liking Orphelia a bannable offense.
As we all know; the bullying of babies, the disabled, the obnoxious, the mentally infirm or anybody else is just not something that either happens or is tolerated at Ubersite.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-04 06:39:23 EDT (#)
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Berty and myself get on terribly well at our Latvian film nights, YAXIMASH!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-06-04 06:26:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-04 02:50:47 EDT (#)
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There is MUCH in house fighting between the Brits but we make a great show of liking each other on site.
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You can't have "MUCH in house fighting" between 12 people who meet once every 2 years, live in different parts of the country and of whom 3 are imaginary (I'm looking at you Davros), it is just not possible. Like a square circle.
I can only conclude that you have somehow engineered this situation. Considering your motivations for doing so leads to truly horrifying implications; that public meetings could involve arguments or, worse, crying in public.
Can't we all just smoke some blunts and have a laugh about chockomut milkshakes?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-04 06:11:43 EDT (#)
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You're all fucking nuts.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-04 04:22:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-04 02:50:47 EDT (#)
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There is MUCH in house fighting between the Brits but we make a great show of liking each other on site.
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I find this sentence most confusing.
Then again I am a spaz.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-04 04:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-04 03:04:51 EDT (#)
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internet wierdness, you dont say? that never happens!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-04 02:56:25 EDT (#)
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oh and my dad and paternal grandad were polish
and i won't name names, i simply wanted to point out that most of you are fucking crazy
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-04 02:50:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-06-04 04:46:35 BST (#)
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don't you think you've been a wee bit easy to get to around here?
I don't like it one bit and do feel sorry for you but I hope you've learned something from it.
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Yeah, I have learned -
Never accidentally post an email address used specifically for Uber accidentally three or so times (yeah I am that blonde)
Never give address spcificall for Uber use to nice female who seems kind and sweet and funny
Never open and believe an email is from who it says it is - ie if the email is from Mrs Jones at Mrs Jone @ yahoo.com it WON'T be Mrs Jones but Mr Smith pretending to be Mrs Jones.
I Uber when my kids are at school and my dull ass baby is sleeping and at night instead of watching TV, apparently this is too much. I can live with that. I have friends, I see them at the weekend. I don't do coffee mornings and toddler group simply because I do not like people.
It's not a flat, it's a house, and I do not clean it, I'd ruin my nails. I like it filthy, makes me feel naughty. We all like it a bit dirty, don't we?
Most men you befriend and meet from Uber have at least one STD but still are alarmingly fertile.
Most women you befriend and meet from Uber turn out to be men with at least one STD and alarmingly fertile.
I always stick up for the underdog - sico, Linus, Doodles, Wildman, Bubba. Ooops I think that I just insulted them but it was not intentional. Underdogs FTW!
Caul said this post is pointless and is right. I should take a leaf out of his book and post serious material like 'it's snowing, I made an igloo'.
Bart don't shoot people, robbers do.
I wouldn't call anyone I speak to off Uber 'friends'. 'Lovers', and 'shag buddies' are much more appropriate terms.
There is MUCH in house fighting between the Brits but we make agreat show of liking each other on site.
Does anyone remember the 'DO YOU LIKE MY HAT?' bandwagon? It was my favourite ever.
I object to the term housewife. I am not married and ever now and then I do something to earn a few quid. I promote the use of the monkier housesingleandhornyandreadyforaction.
It's all Rob Bergs fault. Always.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-06-04 02:14:14 EDT (#)
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i don't get it, big dan.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-03 23:48:52 EDT (#)
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Well, this whole thing just gave me blue balls. Orphelia, how the hell are we supposed to taunt this person mercilessly if you don't tell us who it is?? Nothing is more fun than picking on people who are borderline insane.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-06-03 23:46:35 EDT (#)
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don't you think you've been a wee bit easy to get to around here?
I don't like it one bit and do feel sorry for you but I hope you've learned something from it.
Btw you look like one of the Polish girls working at my 'stamm-kneipe'
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-03 23:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's still only 22,000 hits, dipshitDoodles. Don't you have some clicking to do?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-03 22:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, behind the fucking eight ball, as usual.
You're a fuckup, little boy, so shut yer hole.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-03 22:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yup I did it.
Because I'm always confusing ubersite with real iife.
And because i think about people on ubersite when i'm not ubering.
And because i have regular corrospondence with everyone here, because i don't have a social life.
Bubba solves the case again.
He used to be a hardy boy.
Well at least he used to sodomise one.
P.S. badlands ftw
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-03 18:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why would you give an important e-mail address to the trolls here? The one I provided to register is one I made up just for that purpose. It now receives about 40 spams per day. I suspect Doodles, as he is a worthless asshole who hides behind a nom de Net, but he is ignored by all.
My real e-mail will never be on here. Send anything you wish to the one listed, and it will be ignored in turn.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-06-03 18:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's harsh, badlands.
whatever gets you through the night (or day) is cool with me.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-03 18:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I SWEAR I wasn't the one who signed you up for the Army.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-03 18:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-06-03 18:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you fucking kidding me? What is the purpose of this post??? Nobody gives a shit that you've been "forced" to change your email address.
Fuck you, you bored, lonely pig of a housewife. Tell you what, instead of spending all your time hanging out on this website, thinking that these people are your best good friends...why don't spend a little time maybe raising your kids properly...or finding yourself a constructive hobby that gives your life some purpose.
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Yeah, and CLEAN that fucking pigstye of a flat while your at it!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-06-03 18:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you fucking kidding me? What is the purpose of this post??? Nobody gives a shit that you've been "forced" to change your email address.
Fuck you, you bored, lonely pig of a housewife. Tell you what, instead of spending all your time hanging out on this website, thinking that these people are your best good friends...why don't spend a little time maybe raising your kids properly...or finding yourself a constructive hobby that gives your life some purpose.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-06-03 17:27:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-06-03 15:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the phrase "bart shot CT" caused bob marley to start singing in my head.
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You too?
"Bart shot the Captain, but he did not shoot scourgeoftheseas..."
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-03 17:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-03 16:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have NO INTENTION of leaving Uber
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No resignation.
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Well that's the biggest fucking disappontment of my day. And here I was getting my hopes up.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-03 16:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have NO INTENTION of leaving Uber
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No resignation.
Anyway the spawn will be crawling soon and then I will have to chase it around instead of Ubering
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-06-03 16:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is with great pleasure that we accept your letter of resignation, and cheerfully wish you the best in your future endeavors polluting the gene pool.
Thank you and good luck.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-06-03 16:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
E-mail addys are for friends, not for making friends.
Take a break from uber once in a while.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-06-03 16:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody can ever find out who I am.........
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-03 16:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge I really REALLY need to mail you but do not have an address
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-03 15:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://tts.imtranslator.net/4PbN
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-03 15:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't really do a lame post like this without at least giving us some information on who and what the drama is, you droopy hobbit. Repost with some details please.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-06-03 15:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the phrase "bart shot CT" caused bob marley to start singing in my head.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-03 15:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha... you don't know the half of people trying to fuck with your real life.
man up, skate it off, etc.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-03 15:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
inion, its explained further down the page
basically bart shot CT but then he appeared a few weeks later, coming out of the shower. It had all been a bad dream.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-06-03 14:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ct/bart scam?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-06-03 14:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm confused? who stalked you now?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-03 14:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know what it is...It's Bob_Berg, isn't it?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-03 14:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IF ANY OF YOU NERDS FIND OUT MY REAL NAME I'M TOAST.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-06-03 14:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Falling, falling through the sky,
Splat! I hit the ground and die.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-03 13:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-06-03 13:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I post personal info on here all the time. I guess I should stop. No one seems to care enough about me to attack me off-site though, so I have that going for me.
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ME TOO!
+2 for being so boring that no one even on Uber finds us willing to stalk!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-03 13:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least I'll always have that post of your tits.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-06-03 13:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I post personal info on here all the time. I guess I should stop. No one seems to care enough about me to attack me off-site though, so I have that going for me.
PS - Bart likes to catch mice, dress them up in costumes, and force them to act out Broadway musicals for his amusement.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-03 13:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do I get the feeling that at least part of the pyscho rants and tit for tat is Mystia? And why are there so many suckers who believed that Mystia would ever be anything but a batshit insane, pyschotic, bitter, insecure, malicious bitch?
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-06-03 12:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking smug-ass normies. O well.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-03 12:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny post but you should act like me and be the instigator for abuse not the absorber. Through meticulous deceit and trickery stretching back all the way to 2004, I've been able to obtain loads of personal information from uber users via email. I have now killed a total of 18 people who at some point frequented this site. JMG is literally stinking up my cellar right now. Poor guy thought he was gonna have a steamy J-Date.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, please tell me WHO the offending asshole is so I can add him/her to my list of people to "fuck up" before I leave this planet.
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Noble gesture but better act quick on that bucket list old man. ;) <3
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, please tell me WHO the offending asshole is so I can add him/her to my list of people to "fuck up" before I leave this planet.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was listening to "Stand by Me" while reading this post, it made it pretty hilarious for whatever reason.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sucks...
I still get hate mails from rabid Dave Matthews fans from a post that I made here 5 years ago. There is also a supposed facebook group that sprang up using my same DMB post as their beliefs.
...which is a small part of why I gave up Uber, and the internet as a whole, for a year.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so basically you're announcing that you will change your email account and use ubersite.com less?
who gives a shit?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That and I'm a pretty big cock.
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Hey there!.........*bites lip*
Wait,
I read that wrong.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-06-03 15:28:57 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
EI, I have absolutely no idea what you are babbling about...
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just me attempting humour.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Somebody once emailed me and told me Stevie Ray Vaughan sucked.
:(
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EI, I have absolutely no idea what you are babbling about...
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Very true captain, never mess with the whanau.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey CT she said she wanted me, what the hell as i meant to do!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See this is why no one knows anything about me.
That and I'm a pretty big cock.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well toe, everyone has a fine line that once crossed, takes things from harmless fun to serious matters. I guess that line is just different for everyone. For me, the final straw was when an innocent bystander (my wife) started getting bugged. No man worth his salt should stand for that IMHO.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You showed your tits?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well that sucks. This place is odd with some very strange people on it.
To Captain Thorns- I can see how a paid up membership to 'Horse Illustrated' would keep anyone away. I would be too exhausted to even leave the house.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol. seriously - its a fucking website. how hard is it for you morons to keep it relatively sane.
all you have to do is not give out personal info, and not allow this minor shit to seem so fucking important. thats it.
the worst bit is most of you will breed. if you havent already.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All caught up, thanks captain.
Still don't get why it matters - quite a few people have declared how much they hate me on here (creep_firebombing where have you gone, I miss you)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-06-03 09:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To EI and toe: someone on here was pretending to be me, my wife, and Bart about a year and a half ago and was really snowing poor Orph here for no apparent reason other than to be a royal dickcheese, and get fruity w/ her. Went to great lengths to do it, too.
One of the main reasons I don't come around here much anymore, aside from being blocked at work. Apparently someone still has an infatuation w/ me STILL, seeing as I just received a year's PAID subscription to "Horse Illustrated" in the mail the other day.
With shit like that happening, there's certainly no real incentive for me or O to stay and post, now, is there?
*vanishes into ether*
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-06-03 09:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
who the hell are you?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-03 08:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
xoxo
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-06-03 08:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shocking!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-06-03 08:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-03 05:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what was the CT/Bart scam?
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I want to know too, thought I was all caught up on Uber ShitStorms.
Besides, you're far too lovely to have such a bitter post. At the end of the day the nerds will not conquer all, just because they know personal info doesn't mean that they could ever really do that much damage to your ACTUAL life that you have offline. They'll never be able to touch that, and that's pretty much what counts.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-03 08:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not hysterical enough for real drama.
You have my e-mail etc.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-03 08:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice picture.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-06-03 07:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thanks for all the fish.Next time hold the boohoo.
1978.. i was yound, dreamy, stupid and used. Let's just fuck the 70's.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-03 06:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, alright then.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-03 06:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I never once got the chance to abuse you :(
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-06-03 06:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:01:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
When was mystia a nice girl? I always thought the running joke was that she was a supercunt. Of course that goes back to when she didn't post. Maybe post-posting she softened her image.
This drama blows. "I'm getting harassing emails so I changed emails" Pfft. Maybe if the subjects of the emails were revealed, like pictures of roadkill with "Orphelia" shaved into the fur.
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Not nice in the slightest but the cunt is so fucking deluded that she really thinks that she is perfect and that we are all just out to get her.
SImple fact is she's a cunt and gets treated as such.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-03 06:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:56:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will bet everything I own that it's Mystiamoon, the self-confessed 'nice girl' of Uber and innocent martyr
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Yeah im not sure its worth risking your 80's collection of Whizzer and Chips albums and sherbert dib dabs.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-03 06:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When was mystia a nice girl? I always thought the running joke was that she was a supercunt. Of course that goes back to when she didn't post. Maybe post-posting she softened her image.
This drama blows. "I'm getting harassing emails so I changed emails" Pfft. Maybe if the subjects of the emails were revealed, like pictures of roadkill with "Orphelia" shaved into the fur.
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-06-03 06:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry to hear this.....
not nice when shit like this happens
there goes getting to know you :(
all the best pheely
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-06-03 05:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will bet everything I own that it's Mystiamoon, the self-confessed 'nice girl' of Uber and innocent martyr.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-03 05:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also who has been making these threats?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-03 05:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what was the CT/Bart scam?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-06-03 05:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking drama.
Mysti been e-mailing you has she?