On Getting Older (950 hits)
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Submitted by Sage is Fancy (View user info) at 2009-06-02 12:35:01 EDT
I am currently 26 years old. I must admit that it feels crazy to say that in ~13 years I will be 40. Holy fuck! But I'm not scared, not at all actually. I have excellent genes. My father, who will be 54 this September, has very few wrinkles and not a single grey hair. My mother, who I most closely resemble, will be 49 this December, and with her red hair, beautiful smile and petite 5'4" and 125 lb frame (likely 7-10lbs of it in silicone, haha), she remains MILFish.
Below is a collage of the women who, in my humble opinion, are the hottest women over 40 in Hollywood.
I apologize now for the lame commentary. I suck at this bullshit, so fuck all of you. How many times and in how many ways can you say, "this bitch is fucking smoking"?
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Honorable mentions:
-Julia Louis Dreyfus
-Sheryl Crow
-Julianne Moore
-Nicole Kidman
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User Reviews
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2009-06-05 13:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yah these are right but seriously plus Helen Hunt. WHATTA FOX
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2009-06-05 08:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What kind of idiot puts Helen Mirren and Diane Lane on a list of hot old chicks and forgets about CATHERINE ZETA JONES???? The only comparable women on your list are Monica Bellucci and Elizabeth Hurley. The rest can absofuckinglutely forget about it.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-06-05 03:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-02 20:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm 35, no big. The last 10 years FLEW so enjoy every minute you can. I'm gay for Salma Hayek and Diane Lane.
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I'm 40 next year and trust me by the time you get there - the last thing you care about is a few grey hairs. I'm too busy enjoying myself.
Saccy - I'm also gay from Salma Hayek. Especially in Fools Rush In. Wow.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-06-04 22:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am giving a +2 to this post for the sole reason of Monica Bellucci, who is goddamn stunning to the point that I will put a Monica Bellucci Excuse into any legally binding agreement.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-04 14:35:31 EDT (#)
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I love Jeanneee
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-06-04 14:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Getting older is a little scary. Once I hit 30 I started falling apart. I'm always throwing my back out, I'm getting crows' feet around my eyes, and this morning I pooped a live cobra.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-06-03 19:52:07 EDT (#)
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Fiona Bruce?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbnUpGqik2Y
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-06-03 19:50:29 EDT (#)
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Berry, Bullock, Hayek, Hayek,Hayek, Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeek
*splooge*
Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-03 19:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Returning the Redskin fan +2
That shot of Bellucci would have gotten the +2 regardless. Holy Sheeeeit.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-06-03 14:21:23 EDT (#)
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Charisma Carpenter turns 40 in July and will go to the top of this list.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:50:05 EDT (#)
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Marisa Tomei is definitely hot but she's been off the radar there for a bit. I know I probably left some good ones off the list, but eh...these were who came to mind first.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2009-06-03 09:50:00 EDT (#)
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Good post. Would've been a +2 with Marisa Tomei.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-02 22:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is a +2.
I might want it back sometime though.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-06-02 21:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Salma Hayek is fucking hot.
You're dumb as shit, as far as I can tell.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-02 21:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LKRo9efFxn4/SP3FUukPQVI/AAAAAAAAGvU/cdsjytN4j3Y/s1600-h/Monica_Bellucci_4.jpg
NOM NOM NOM
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-02 20:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm 35, no big. The last 10 years FLEW so enjoy every minute you can. I'm gay for Salma Hayek and Diane Lane. In my opinion, Julianne Moore deserves a top spot.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-06-02 19:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing what 40 pounds of makeup can do.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-06-02 18:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very nice.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-06-02 17:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Monica Belluci is top of my list.
My gf knows and has come to peace with the fact that she will never win that fight
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:53:55 EDT (#)
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http://bitcast-a.v1.lhr1.bitgravity.com/break/chickipedia/www/images/5/59/00000349472006102104165sk5_373.jpg
andrea roth!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:05:11 EDT (#)
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No1cares: Not gonna happen, 10-4, over and out.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 15:01:05 EDT (#)
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Colt45: Not gonna happen, over.
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Sage10-4, now GTFO, over.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-06-02 15:59:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-02 13:48:48 EDT (#)
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Good pics.
Diane Lane is yummy.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-02 15:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 15:01:05 EDT (#)
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Colt45: Not gonna happen, over.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-06-02 14:38:58 EDT (#)
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All these beautiful old dames don't make up for the fact that you STILL HAVEN'T SHOWED US YOUR TITS. What the fuck, over?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-02 14:36:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 14:24:22 EDT (#)
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They're celebrities, so naturally its easier to find "glamour shots". To that end, looking for unretouched pictures is a lot more effort than I'm willing to put forth for a shit post.
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Next time, just fill in some space with candids of your tits.
That or GTFO, you know the drill.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 14:28:24 EDT (#)
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Sico puts a lot of effort in attempting to negate my self-worth. I'm not affected, although I do give a bit of a dramatic reaction from time to time, which humors him. It's ok...I don't expect folks like you to get it. ;)
Re: your "bobbing his knob" and "blow him" suppositions, have a gander: http://www.ubersite.com/m/121997
Now, GTFO and mind your own business, mmmkay?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-02 14:24:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your parenthetical commentary coupled with your unnecessary reviews made me want to vomit. You type like you talk...and I never fail to tell you to STFU, STUPID!
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Why do you constantly blow and defend this guy? If any of my friends ever talked to me like that, I'd pop'em one right between the eyes.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 14:24:22 EDT (#)
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They're celebrities, so naturally its easier to find "glamour shots". To that end, looking for unretouched pictures is a lot more effort than I'm willing to put forth for a shit post.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-02 14:18:57 EDT (#)
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This was aq good list. The one problem I have is if you're doing a list of woman who still have it in their later years, you should have only included natural shots, no retouched glamour photos (ie the jen aniston one among a couple others)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-02 14:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't even want to think about how many people you will be driving crazy and giving headaches to (instead of head to) with your incessant babbling over the next 13 years...
Hot chicks- shit post.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-02 13:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good pics.
Diane Lane is yummy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-06-02 13:20:35 EDT (#)
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sweet. also i never thought i'd be ok with seeing a 63 year old in a bikini.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-02 13:18:50 EDT (#)
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you forgot Courtney Love
kidding
Michelle Pfeiffer is nice too. her role in Batman Returns titillated my balls
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-02 13:15:47 EDT (#)
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monica belluci +2
she's the only celeb i 'care' about.
her italian accent when she speaks french paired, her shy attitude and of course her looks make my heart melt.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-02 13:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your parenthetical commentary coupled with your unnecessary reviews made me want to vomit. You type like you talk...and I never fail to tell you to STFU, STUPID!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-02 13:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I noticed when you were puking out of my car the other day that you have a very muscular, nice looking back. These pictures reminded me of it. Just thought I'd let you know. :)
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Still haven't finished the Cherry Skoal. I got a can of peach and a can of mint and am saving the cherry for my last hurrah should I need it before I quit.
Cherry is the fucking devil and never fails to make me feel puky...that night...man.
LUNCHTIME BITCHES!
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you need to add the "haha" or do you think everyone is too stupid to get your unfunny joke? It's almost as though you want to hear yourself talk.
And last time I checked, there are only a few of you dipshits on here who really, truly, care about typos, grammar, and the such. I don't proofread ergo I don't give a shit. SHUSSH!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:56:54 EDT (#)
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I'm jelus of their hair too. :*(
Blondes only have more fun if their hair isn't baby fine with a mind of its own.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:55:24 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, you're sooooo old. Silly girl. :)
You forgot
Holly Hunter
http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Holly_Hunter_Biography.jpg
Still as cute as a button.
Sheryl Crow
http://jeanettes-celebrity-corner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/cheryl_crow404.JPG
Madeline Stowe
http://www.celebritywar.com/pictures/madeleine-stowe.jpg
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:51:55 EDT (#)
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I have such a fucking potty mouth. Good grief.
Sico, will you wash my mouth out with soap?*
*not to be confused with your penis.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:50:00 EDT (#)
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I saved the best for last, Carter. She is probably my favorite out of all of them. :)
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:48:08 EDT (#)
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Whn Addison does that bite her lip thing I have to crank one out every time.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:47:30 EDT (#)
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Sarah Palin is not attractive in the least. Her face makes me dry heave and my vision goes red everytime I hear her name.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:44:43 EDT (#)
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Did you see Salma dance with that huge snake in "Dusk Till Dawn".
Nice post this.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:43:15 EDT (#)
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Why yes, Sully, your post DID somewhat inspire this post.
CREDIT TO SULLY, PEOPLE!
And Sico, why you give a mother fuck that I type how I talk is bizarre and beyond me. At least I'm grammatically correct, douche.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:41:24 EDT (#)
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Did that sea monster Anita Ekberg inspire this?
Don't forget 44-year-old (WTF?) Mary-Louise Parker. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary-Louise_Parker
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your parenthetical commentary coupled with your unnecessary reviews made me want to vomit. You type like you talk...and I never fail to tell you to STFU, STUPID!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:38:23 EDT (#)
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Good fucking Christ. You know what I meant and so do I but I'm epically failing today.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 12:38:00 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, I was totally going for alphabetizing this but failed. Bellucci DEFINITELY comes after Berry.