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Eagles Had the Best Off-Season--Fuck You (Camwhore) (1074 hits)

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Submitted by S.I. Co. (View user info) at 2009-06-01 08:47:58 EDT


Jeremy Maclin--What a steal in the 1st Round. Eagles traded up two spots to nab him after he slid out of the top 10. There were rumors about the Eagles going after Knowshon Moreno but his stock beefed up and he went pretty early in the first round. No worries....

LeSean McCoy--The Eagles have a finesse runner in Westbrook but let's be honest, he's starting to get some wear on his tires. LeSean gives us a ground and pound style running back who will hopefully help us punch it in on those 3rd, maybe even 4th and short downs as well as spelling Westbrook from time to time.

Victor "Macho" Harris--He goes by Macho. What more do you need to know. He was a pretty successful CB at VaTech but they played mostly press coverage. It will be interesting to see how well he will perform when he has to learn zones but so far at mini camps he's been great. He'll probably transition to FS.

Jason Peters--Acquired from the Bills for a 1st rounder this pro-bowler could be the answer. LT has always been a tough position for us but if he can give McNabb the time to sit in the pocket or even provide a lane for our RB's to get through on the strong side then we already have an advantage. With Maclin and DeSean Jackson, McNabb won't need that long.

Ellis Hobbs--Sure we lost Lito Sheppard and Brian Dawkins but we should have the safety spot covered with either of the Quintin's, Mikell or Demps. Our CB spots are going to be over talented and wouldn't be surprised to see downs where specific packages have different CBs. With Asante Samuel on the other side it looks like we'll have shut down coverage.

Our draft and off season pickups were stellar. Sure we got rid of some guys that are talented but more so I think the problem is with the adulation Philadelphia fans has with "franchise" players like Dawkins and the remiss to see them leave. I think the only problem that has been continuous with us and that will need to be addressed early in the preseason is with our run stop. Oh, how shitty it is!


p.s. I'd like to see the breakdown for your team if you'd like. The more I know, the better methinks.

And now for my ugly mug!

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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-06-02 20:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahhahahahahha....you're a fuckin wigger if I ever saw one!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-02 11:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pffft. As if I read the whole comment. or STFU, bimbo :)

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 09:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 18:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maiorano. I only go to parties to get drunk.
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Methinks you took what he said out of context. By saying "all parties involved" he didn't mean parties where you go get drunk. He meant parties to be somewhat synonymous with people. i.e. "all people involved".

I gotta say I was kinda shocked you didn't get the distinction, Sico. :(


<3 xoxoxoxo anyway.


Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 09:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-01 21:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Hail to the Redskins,
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath,
Fight for old DC!

Run or pass and score we want a lot more
Beat 'em, stomp 'em, touchdown, let the points score
Fight on, fight on, til you have won
Sons of Washington!

Hail to the Redskins,
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath,
Fight for old DC!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY MOTHER FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE OF US SKINS FANS ON THIS CUNTSUCK EXCUSE FOR A WEBSITE (THAT BART SO BRILLIANTLY CRAFTED TO MITIGATE THE BOREDOM THAT IS CORPORATE DRUDGERY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH, REDSKINS, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Submitted by Vanquish (user info) at 2009-06-02 06:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Write about a man's sport, not a bunch of sissies in pads, and we'll talk plus twos.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-02 04:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yes, they did. i agree wholeheartedly.

the packers offseason was again disappointing. ted thompson refuses to make free agent acquisitions, for fear that his reputation as a draft genius will suffer.

Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2009-06-02 00:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I met andy reid in nyc yesterday. true story.

he is fucking huge. and his wife is very milfy.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-01 22:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Right. You don't care about this site. That's why you consider making most heated an accomplishment. Because no one else can do it. Besides the Perkman alter. And Dan Tangel. And the ten actual human beings who still hang around this armpit.

It's also why you ignore people. Because you don't care what they think. Especially not about you being a saltine wigger douchebag. This is why you spend gobs of time arguing and whining about how they call you a saltine wigger douchebag. And also pointing out how you're ignoring them.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-01 22:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

strawberry: When I want your opinion on something, I'll just call "Dial-a-Slut".

And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-01 21:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Hail to the Redskins,
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath,
Fight for old DC!

Run or pass and score we want a lot more
Beat 'em, stomp 'em, touchdown, let the points score
Fight on, fight on, til you have won
Sons of Washington!

Hail to the Redskins,
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath,
Fight for old DC!


Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-06-01 20:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like how Shlongy has a conniption fit when you post a picture of yourself. Mainly because you and Shlongy look like twins from different eras. I mean... I guarantee you that Shlongy looked just like you in his younger days... and you will look like him when you get older. It's the whole father/son thing going on. So Shlongy, hug your son for fuck's sake.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 18:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Icarus, I tend to ignore you because you are a complete moron. You make these attempts at funny but wind up being completely and utterly wrong. I do 90% of my auto work :)

If you think my manties get in a bunch, rest assured they do not. I post for reaction, not comfort. If in your simple mind you see my manties get in a bunch, look at the fact that 90% of my posts get on heated. I can't even remember a single post of yours.

Maiorano. I only go to parties to get drunk. The only place I know to pick up pussy is the VD clinic. Although, after my tenure here you seem innocent enough to share beers with. It's the people who chase me around with a "mission" that make me wonder. They're also the reason I tend to go away now. Things get too personal for my taste.

Good night, I'm off to pick up another VD at my wigger friends' house.

By the by, I never seen a black guy wearing Vurt. kiss kiss.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-06-01 18:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I kinda see Sico more like the lost puppy that everybody likes to have around. He follows around anything that smells like pussy going, "Love me? Love me? Oh please oh please, love me!" and it's the most adorable thing for all parties involved.

I wouldn't mind playing Sico's Wingman for one night over a couple of cases. See how that turns out.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-01 17:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so he just dresses like a wigger?


isnt that what we said?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-01 17:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OK, sage.

Let's say that sico's not a wigger.

What he IS, then, is the worst dresser in America.

And the bad tats aren't helping out too much, either.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha and you ain't adding fuel to the fire now?
This is Uber people will get called fat/stupid/gay/wigger/paedo if they are or not.
In the big scheme of things, ie REAL LIFE, it doesn't matter.
Oh and I am certain that when my ex was kicking the head in of a totally innocent guy until he died, his family wished one of the 15 people stood watching not getting involved would have interveined.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think that deep down he's more of a redneck. Only he can't do useful redneck things like manual labor or auto repair, so he dresses like a wigger to compensate and occasionally pretends he can write.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 21:36:43 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who cares?

he still looks and dresses like a fucking retard (that cap, wow).

and based on how you defend him constantly, it is obvious you had the misfortune of touching sico's small bushy penis.

did he upload naked pictures of you too?
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It's called loyalty, dumbass. You know a thing or two about loyalty, Caul. You loyally harp on me, for example. Sico is my frand in real life so I defend his ass on teh intarwebs. If you were my real life friend I would take up for you, too. :)
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I think that is rubbish.
Fair enough if there was some altercation in the street you might want to defend him but on the internet?
haha if he was really truly bothered sico wouldn't continually post this stuff which even he knows by now will always ALWAYS get this reaction.
nothing will change despite your comments that although come from the heart or where ever are a terrible waste of time.
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Waste of time or not, the story's the same, whether you think it's "rubbish" or not. And for the record, if there were an altercation on the street I would get the fuck out of the way and keep my fucking mouth shut, not talk more shit to add fuel to the situation.

Truly though if you guys think Sico is a wigger you need to get out more, is all I am saying.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ps sage i totally owe you an email, haha, your last one kinda took me by surprise
dun dun duuun
:)

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

There's a reason people don't move on from your being a redneck/wigger.

First, it gets your manties so amusingly in a bunch.

Second, it's undeniable.

Third, that's all there is to you. To date, this sico thing has had all the depth and character development of a packet of saltines. The sad thing is that this little e-persona an exageration of the real you; so if 'sico' is boring, I can only imagine how unbelievably dull Simon must be.

Cheers, and I'd seriously contemplate Caul's suggestion.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 21:36:43 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who cares?

he still looks and dresses like a fucking retard (that cap, wow).

and based on how you defend him constantly, it is obvious you had the misfortune of touching sico's small bushy penis.

did he upload naked pictures of you too?
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It's called loyalty, dumbass. You know a thing or two about loyalty, Caul. You loyally harp on me, for example. Sico is my frand in real life so I defend his ass on teh intarwebs. If you were my real life friend I would take up for you, too. :)
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I think that is rubbish.
Fair enough if there was some altercation in the street you might want to defend him but on the internet?
haha if he was really truly bothered sico wouldn't continually post this stuff which even he knows by now will always ALWAYS get this reaction.
nothing will change despite your comments that although come from the heart or where ever are a terrible waste of time.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

we wouldn't be friends since i don't befriend people who hang out with wiggers.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who cares?

he still looks and dresses like a fucking retard (that cap, wow).

and based on how you defend him constantly, it is obvious you had the misfortune of touching sico's small bushy penis.

did he upload naked pictures of you too?
*************************************
It's called loyalty, dumbass. You know a thing or two about loyalty, Caul. You loyally harp on me, for example. Sico is my frand in real life so I defend his ass on teh intarwebs. If you were my real life friend I would take up for you, too. :)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

regardless of your weight, you and jaypeg have the same exact facial features.

if i was you, i'd consider suicide.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I must concur with Sico that all this "wigger" nonsense is just that--nonsense.

His style is pretty damn far from wigger-ish. My opinion does nothing to bolster this fact I'm sure, but what the fuck ever. You people are fucking strange sometimes.

Get the hell out of Crackerville, Canadia (or upstate NY or wherever the fuck you idiots come from) and go to a city where there are black people and real life wiggers; don't believe everything you see on Page Six or MTV, dummies.
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who cares?

he still looks and dresses like a fucking retard (that cap, wow).

and based on how you defend him constantly, it is obvious you had the misfortune of touching sico's small bushy penis.

did he upload naked pictures of you too?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Caul, how much would say JayPeg weighed? I'll agree that there are some similarities but that fat fuck had to have had at least 150 lbs. on me. Is it wrong to think that if he'd lose 150 lbs. he might be decent looking? Of course he'd be no where as pretty as me.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, yes. I'm a wigger/redneck/frat boy/douche.

Anyone want to come up with something new or are we going to stick to the basics, you boring fucks?
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you forgot that you look A LOT like jaypeg. don't forget that one.

and use something new when these are the facts.

nice cap, btw.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Get it...below me=blow me!

HARHARHAR, I WIN!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ass said "ouch" below(me).

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Ouch below.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Also, if I had a PR person that would be pretty neat.

p.s. The_Drake, even you are beautiful on the inside!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The_Drake is pussy hurt because I think he's a no body on a nobody website. I don't do -2retals, you dumb hick. I -2 you to see you come back a month later and cry like a little bitch.

And what if I am a wigger? What does that really mean? I'd like to say I cared enough that calling me a wigger is an insult but with such narrow minded interpretation I'll happily be a wigger if you grow up and move on, you petty bitch. Christ, even frankthebear is more dignified than you.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-06-01 15:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Awesome below

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-06-01 15:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I must concur with Sico that all this "wigger" nonsense is just that--nonsense.

His style is pretty damn far from wigger-ish. My opinion does nothing to bolster this fact I'm sure, but what the fuck ever. You people are fucking strange sometimes.

Get the hell out of Crackerville, Canadia (or upstate NY or wherever the fuck you idiots come from) and go to a city where there are black people and real life wiggers; don't believe everything you see on Page Six or MTV, dummies.
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Not only is sico a wigger, he is a retarded, pussy wigger.

And since when did sico need a PR person? He has -2Retals to deal with naysayers.

And STFU. It's the internet. Everyone is open to scrutiny.









Especially wiggers.



...wigger.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-01 15:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sage- I have an idea. Shut the fuck up.

This kid dresses like Kevin Federline's mongoloid cousin.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-01 15:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 18:46:17 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I must concur with Sico that all this "wigger" nonsense is just that--nonsense.

His style is pretty damn far from wigger-ish. My opinion does nothing to bolster this fact I'm sure, but what the fuck ever. You people are fucking strange sometimes.

Get the hell out of Crackerville, Canadia (or upstate NY or wherever the fuck you idiots come from) and go to a city where there are black people and real life wiggers; don't believe everything you see on Page Six or MTV, dummies.
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STFU

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-01 14:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Eagles are trying to get, one by one, every member of the 07 Patriots secondary. Kind of cute.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-06-01 14:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I could have sworn wearing a bright green t-shirt with khaki shorts and an ugly-ass Philidelphia Eagles hat made you gay...... not a wigger.

At least you're flipping off the camera with a creepy pedo smile as if to say "You must be THIS big to enter".



Are we still on for that game of Roofie Roulette?

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I must concur with Sico that all this "wigger" nonsense is just that--nonsense.

His style is pretty damn far from wigger-ish. My opinion does nothing to bolster this fact I'm sure, but what the fuck ever. You people are fucking strange sometimes.

Get the hell out of Crackerville, Canadia (or upstate NY or wherever the fuck you idiots come from) and go to a city where there are black people and real life wiggers; don't believe everything you see on Page Six or MTV, dummies.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, yes. I'm a wigger/redneck/frat boy/douche.

Anyone want to come up with something new or are we going to stick to the basics, you boring fucks?


Browns really should have a decent team but I think the coaching needs to be restructured. At least you're not a fairweather fan and those are the worst.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-01 11:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's like Kevin Federline and that Lucky Charms troll had a buttsex lovechild.


Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm a Browns fan. :(

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 fuck you finger.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What a fucking wigger.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-01 12:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:25:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 09:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

p.s. I was accepted into VCU, but not the engineering department....yet.
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Well started. Consider yourself encouraged to get good grades and gain admission to the School of Engineering. It will serve you well.
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I don't know anything about VCU, but after the ultra-wise life lesson bestowed upon caulaincourt by skrapmetal the other day, I'll just assume that his approval constitutes a +2 and congratulations.


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-01 12:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wigger

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 11:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YAY for your VCU acceptance!! You starting in the fall?

School fucking blows. Can't wait until I'm done. Only like 11 or 12 more weeks or something. I'm just blindly and robotically making my way through it.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 11:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't decide which Redskins home game to go to!!

I'm thinking the Giants game on 12/21 since I'll already have time off work...but any of the Sunday games could be cool too, especially the one on my birthday vs Tampa (we'll probably lose that one though, booo)!

You already said you dont care about going to the Eagles game so screw you, I'm not going to that one anymore.

Anyway, help me decide, bitches!

http://www.redskins.com/gen/games/schedule.jsp

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-01 11:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's like Kevin Federline and that Lucky Charms troll had a buttsex lovechild.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-01 11:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 09:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

p.s. I was accepted into VCU, but not the engineering department....yet.
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Well started. Consider yourself encouraged to get good grades and gain admission to the School of Engineering. It will serve you well.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-01 10:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

logical conclusion below

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-01 10:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my god, ......son of .......Shlongy!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-01 10:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

and you say you're not a wigger

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-06-01 10:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like you just burned a blunt.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 10:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you going blind already, old timer? I'm in the fucking house.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-01 10:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You really leave the house looking like THAT???

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-01 09:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I loved your performance on the MTV movie awards last night.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 09:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you wear some fucking disgusting coloured clothes

Submitted by metalbeast7 (user info) at 2009-06-01 09:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

your hat gives me the willy nillies

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-06-01 09:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Pittsburgh had the best offseason because they kept all but two of their superbowl winning starters while dropping from the hardest schedule in '08 to the fourth easiest in '09.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-01 09:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 09:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

p.s. I was accepted into VCU, but not the engineering department....yet.
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NICE

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 09:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

p.s. I was accepted into VCU, but not the engineering department....yet.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-01 09:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I get the Dyrdek comment a lot. I'm thinking I should start traveling with an entourage and see if I can get special access or free dinners. Mmmmm, free dinners.
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I get "Artie Lange" alot and "John Candy" also Fred Flinstone, elspecially when I havent shaved.

mmmmmmm, cant hate on a free dinner son, do work.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I get the Dyrdek comment a lot. I'm thinking I should start traveling with an entourage and see if I can get special access or free dinners. Mmmmm, free dinners.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well I guess that "how to look like Rob Dyrdek" class worked out well huh??!

just kidding, you da MAN Dyrdek, you da MAN.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto-using-Uber-for-picture-storage +2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

oh and you have one stickey out ear

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ouch, EI...that stings!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://stuff.ubersite.com/124386047823394261/1/Guess%20what%20material%20the%20couch% = wigger


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