So I got dumped again (1121 hits)
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Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2009-05-31 17:06:55 EDT
And that means you are lucky, my dear ubersite reader! It means I'll have much more time to post.
There are three truths of life.
The first is everybody should have a good education. There is no substitute for knowledge. having a basic understanding of math and science is key. You should also be well grounded in other disciplines; obviously the old catch phrase "those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it" works here. If you can tell the difference between and igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic rocks that would be huge bonus.
The second truth of life is everybody should stick to their family. Nobody knows you better. Keeping in touch with your parents and siblings is very important; those are the people that will go into battle for you. They love you, they think you are wonderful (despite how un-wonderful you may seem to yourself) and staying close to them will help you as you go through life. They are the ones who will cheer you up when you're down, love you when you're at your worst, and eventually speak at your funeral about how great you were. Family is very important.
The third truth of life is that women are no damn good.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-11 22:03:57 EDT (#)
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ooooooooooooooh 3 run homer by Raul in the 10th- that's gotta sting:( But the good news is, now you know Jamie's doing OK!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-10 23:13:32 EDT (#)
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Oh, I almost forgot.
GO PHILS WOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-10 23:13:02 EDT (#)
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Now that's more like it- even with an off night for Hollywood and Lights Out Lidge on the disabled list, that was a game WERTH watching.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-06-09 22:18:35 EDT (#)
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Fuckin' aye women are no damn good,
They lie one minute and say they are busy,
then go and hang out with their friends.
Then turn around when you say you want to dump them and it isn't working for you and tell you that you are and always we're their number 1 priority. Bullshit much?
I could start about what i hate about women... Or just my girlfriend in general...
But better not, incase it inclines me to begin a post titled: "I hate women!"
HOLY SHIT, i just found a metamorphic rock!!! That kinda information is useless i reckon.
But that's just me. I don't think anyone is going to try kill me because i can't determine the make of a rock. Unless the stone decider shooter finds me....
Eh, rabbling.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-09 22:04:01 EDT (#)
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FINE, you win THIS round..
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-09 21:26:02 EDT (#)
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SIT DOWN, SANTANA
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-09 19:34:28 EDT (#)
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Don't you worry about our Jamie. The only Phils pitcher you have to concern yourself with right now is HAPP.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-02 23:46:51 EDT (#)
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'Mo.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:43:42 EDT (#)
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That's actually pretty funny, No1. I mean...I cackled a bit.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:36:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:23:24 EDT (#)
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On that tip...
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."
-Albert "e=mc2" Einstein.
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Kind of like you posting here? Tits or GTFO.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:23:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-05-31 21:59:27 EDT (#)
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I suppose that was kind of mean, though. So let me just apologize for being a dick, and tell you to stop making lame generalizations.
Knowing "history" makes little difference in whether or not it will repeat itself, because it's not history that is responsible, it's human nature. History will repeat itself until human nature no longer does.
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On that tip...
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."
-Albert "e=mc2" Einstein.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-01 13:13:54 EDT (#)
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Women. Can't live with them, can't just shoot them.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 11:33:54 EDT (#)
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Some women are actually very damn good.
I may sound arrogant here, but I consider myself to be a very good woman.
I'm sorry you've had to deal with the bad ones. You'll learn eventually. ;)
<3
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2009-06-01 11:08:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-01 06:19:34 EDT (#)
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Let me tell you something, sister, you serve two purposes - you can give me a blow job or make me a sandwich. I'm not in the mood for head and I had a late breakfast, so you're shit out of luck.
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How can you NOT be in the mood for head?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-01 07:37:05 EDT (#)
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I'm gonna beat yo ass, EI! Trust.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-01 07:34:24 EDT (#)
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They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Forensic Family.
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Forensic Family.
So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Forensic Family.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-01 07:34:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-01 07:20:29 EDT (#)
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YES SGT. Britains a bit general, I can vouch for England though.
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well I'll be damned, you learn something new everyday...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-01 07:26:51 EDT (#)
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One of my aunts (only through marriage) isn't the brightest of bulbs. She told me, "Don't go to Englan'. It rains every day! You'd think they would have sunk into the Pacific by now."
Yes, she said Pacific.
As I said, she isn't the brightest of bulbs.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-01 07:20:29 EDT (#)
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YES SGT. Britains a bit general, I can vouch for England though.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-01 07:19:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 06:57:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.viz.co.uk/toptips.html
Yes Viz. I am off to read it now and sunbathe. I may have to do a guide to sunbathing in Brit sunshine/camwhore later.
This place needs something exciting and new. Fucking cereal.
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Theres sunshine in britain?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 06:57:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.viz.co.uk/toptips.html
Yes Viz. I am off to read it now and sunbathe. I may have to do a guide to sunbathing in Brit sunshine/camwhore later.
This place needs something exciting and new. Fucking cereal.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-01 06:47:31 EDT (#)
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VIZ?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 06:34:25 EDT (#)
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lol
well i am off to buy Viz and a quarter of fizzy cherry cola bottles
peace
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-01 06:19:34 EDT (#)
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Let me tell you something, sister, you serve two purposes - you can give me a blow job or make me a sandwich. I'm not in the mood for head and I had a late breakfast, so you're shit out of luck.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 06:18:16 EDT (#)
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Oh I totally agree with the statememt, just not the tone. lol
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-01 06:16:29 EDT (#)
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he's pretty much hit the nail on the head though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 06:12:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-01 10:39:09 BST (#)
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Women are fucking useless.
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You appear to be in a foul mood today.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-01 05:39:09 EDT (#)
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Women are fucking useless.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-01 00:47:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-31 22:06:53 EDT (#)
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jesus doodles you have a big mouth.
and you contribute NOTHING
Nothing. You on this website is like a beached whale; it's huge but there's nothing anybody can do about it. You suck. Truly, you suck. Hard.
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doodles, do you want to test that hypothesis? Where do you live?
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My comment was pretty spot on judging from your reaction.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-05-31 23:57:46 EDT (#)
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If you can tell the difference between and igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic rocks that would be huge bonus.
HAHAHAHAHAH thats the most useless knowledge there is.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-31 23:28:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-31 20:01:22 EDT (#)
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ugh, lungie, vaginas are gross.
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You think that because you are so very, very gay.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-05-31 22:29:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-31 22:10:50 EDT (#)
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and i was using that as a generalization; that's why it's in quotes. That is a fairly well-known phrase. I don't necessarily believe it, but it's still a very well known phrase.
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That is true. I guess it is a little out of the ordinary to argue the validity of famous quotes.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-31 22:10:50 EDT (#)
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and i was using that as a generalization; that's why it's in quotes. That is a fairly well-known phrase. I don't necessarily believe it, but it's still a very well known phrase.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-31 22:08:52 EDT (#)
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look, FTW, I was just writing for the sake of writing. No personal feelings were hurt. I don't think you're a dick.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-31 22:06:53 EDT (#)
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jesus doodles you have a big mouth.
and you contribute NOTHING
Nothing. You on this website is like a beached whale; it's huge but there's nothing anybody can do about it. You suck. Truly, you suck. Hard.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-05-31 21:59:27 EDT (#)
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I suppose that was kind of mean, though. So let me just apologize for being a dick, and tell you to stop making lame generalizations.
Knowing "history" makes little difference in whether or not it will repeat itself, because it's not history that is responsible, it's human nature. History will repeat itself until human nature no longer does.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-31 21:55:16 EDT (#)
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doodles, do you want to test that hypothesis? Where do you live?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-05-31 21:41:57 EDT (#)
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These are the kind of bullshit generalizations that make people that think they're smart look really stupid.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-31 21:09:50 EDT (#)
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"If you can tell the difference between and igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic rocks that would be huge bonus. "
Yeh, education is key.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-31 21:09:03 EDT (#)
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You got dumped by your whore because you're lousy in the sack.
I can tell you're shit at sex because you pretend to be a young girl on-line.
It's really more your fault than anyone else's
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-05-31 21:08:58 EDT (#)
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I agree with the first point and i do know the difference between the three types of rock. Woo me!
Point number two really depends who the family member is. Sometimes you work hard to form a relationship, but you just keep drifting apart.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-31 20:47:36 EDT (#)
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True, mostly true, and true for you but not for everyone. Do yourself this favor: find a woman who is not afraid to break a nail playing Frisbee. That's a keeper.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2009-05-31 20:38:15 EDT (#)
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I suppose I agree with the first one, but I'm not exactly sure how useful that 'huge bonus' is.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-05-31 20:04:16 EDT (#)
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Actually, I'm really very good.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-31 20:01:22 EDT (#)
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ugh, lungie, vaginas are gross.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-31 19:59:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-05-31 19:22:36 EDT (#)
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I can't really agree that these are fundamental truths. There are countless situations where any of these 3 things are radically untrue.
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you;re absolutely correct. I just can't bring myslf to care anymore.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-05-31 19:50:12 EDT (#)
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There's hell, there's darkness, there's the sulphurous pit...
ie, vagina
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-05-31 19:49:20 EDT (#)
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Down from the waist they are Centaurs, though Women all above: but to the girdle do the gods inherit, beneath is all the fiend's. There's hell, there's darkness, there's the sulphurous pit, Burning, scalding, stench, consumption; fie, fie, fie! pah, pah!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-31 19:37:54 EDT (#)
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I agree with the family part.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-05-31 19:22:36 EDT (#)
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I can't really agree that these are fundamental truths. There are countless situations where any of these 3 things are radically untrue.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-31 18:09:59 EDT (#)
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The fourth truth is that many people are no damn good.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-05-31 17:24:49 EDT (#)
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No, no, and no, but whatever.