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Submitted by Sage is Fancy (View user info) at 2009-05-29 14:46:30 EDT
I'll save you the trouble of coming up with your own jokes and show you what Sico JUST emailed me:
On Fri, May 29, 2009 at 2:37 PM, S.I. <sicosemen.at.gmail.com> wrote:
I just thought of something pretty funny and I had to ask.
When you get sick and you start losing your voice do you get horse?
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-01 05:47:23 EDT (#)
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For some reason the idea of you being fancy made me laugh.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-05-31 15:42:09 EDT (#)
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pearl necklace...
make the most of it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-31 15:13:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-31 02:43:20 EDT (#)
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If you leveled that look at me, I'd honk your nose.
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haha
Miyagi FTW.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-31 02:43:20 EDT (#)
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If you leveled that look at me, I'd honk your nose.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-05-30 15:04:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 20:38:31 BST (#)
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HI JOEYG!!!
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Why, yes I am, thankyou for asking.
And to answer your other question, it's currently about 4 inches and growing nicely.
You did ask about my tomato plant, didn't you?
Because it's just like my penis.
By which I mean that my penis is green and starting to sprout.
Penises do that when you cover them in tomorite.
I've learnt my lesson :(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-30 12:57:10 EDT (#)
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PFFFFFFFFFFFT
IF YOU LEVELLED THAT 'LOOK' AT ME I'D LAUGH AT YOU.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-30 04:47:30 EDT (#)
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Yo pretty lady.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-05-30 04:45:36 EDT (#)
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pretty
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-30 00:58:42 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-30 00:53:28 EDT (#)
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kaos king called, he wants his silver ball necklace back
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-05-30 00:29:42 EDT (#)
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i bet it takes a lot of effort keeping those gnashers in
hence the expression
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-29 22:43:13 EDT (#)
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Don't lie...
... you were just runnin' around madly with that stick and poking the adults with it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-29 22:32:37 EDT (#)
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This would be an awesome post ...if you were hot.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-05-29 22:11:46 EDT (#)
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You have a great body. I'm jealous. And camera phones do that to noses.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-05-29 19:59:37 EDT (#)
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"What the fuck ever" vs. "what the fuck, over."
"What the fuck ever" is an expansion of the word, "whatever." Sort of like, "What fucking ever." It's used to emphasize disagreement or disapproval, just like the expression in the picture.
"What the fuck, over," on the other hand, conveys exasperation or disbelief. It has its roots in radio communications protocol. As in:
"One Adam Twelve, a four fifteen fight with chains and knives, over."
"What the fuck, over?"
"Come again, over?"
"I'm at the donut shop. Over and out!"
Or, on a more relevant note, "You still haven't showed us your alleged 4.5 inch tits. What the fuck, over?"
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-29 19:12:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-29 18:49:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-05-29 18:16:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 17:48:56 EDT (#)
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What's rule 31, No1? And what's rule 11 and rule 4? Can I have a link to the list of these alleged "rules", actually?
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Rule 31 - Tits or GTFO, your choice.
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Yeah because it's so unfair to make it so difficult for people to find tits on the internet. Life gets so tough nowadays.
And ignore trolls. You look beautiful.
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God knows I remember the days when I had to jerk off to a Sears catalog.
Now you can simply go on the internet and jerk off to the Sears website. WAY too easy.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-29 18:49:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-05-29 18:16:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 17:48:56 EDT (#)
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What's rule 31, No1? And what's rule 11 and rule 4? Can I have a link to the list of these alleged "rules", actually?
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Rule 31 - Tits or GTFO, your choice.
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Yeah because it's so unfair to make it so difficult for people to find tits on the internet. Life gets so tough nowadays.
And ignore trolls. You look beautiful.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-29 18:45:05 EDT (#)
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That's a damned good lookin fishin stick you got there.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-05-29 18:16:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 17:48:56 EDT (#)
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What's rule 31, No1? And what's rule 11 and rule 4? Can I have a link to the list of these alleged "rules", actually?
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Rule 31 - Tits or GTFO, your choice.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-29 18:14:24 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't blame the flash for making your nose look like an upside-down eggplant.
If it's any consolation, I'd still crawl over broken glass just to hear you piss over the telephone.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-29 17:55:54 EDT (#)
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you are pretty
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 17:48:56 EDT (#)
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What's rule 31, No1? And what's rule 11 and rule 4? Can I have a link to the list of these alleged "rules", actually?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-05-29 17:46:16 EDT (#)
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Rule 31, bitch.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 17:41:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:43:38 EDT (#)
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It's not that you have a big nose......
It's just REALLY wide. In kind of a weird way, too. Like, it's wide where it should be thin, and thins out where it should be wider. I do not care for it.
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It's actually not even wide. Its the fucking flash on my shitty cell phone camera. It makes me look quasi deformed; it's actually pretty relatively amusing. Heh.
Also, glad to see my trolls are as loyal as I predicted they would be (TOLD YOU ORPHELIA!!!!!!!!).
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 17:38:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-05-29 16:38:31 EDT (#)
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your look looks a tad tipsy my dear. :(
also i really fucking hate it when i go fishing in the sound and pull up jelly fish. fucking jelly fish. i mean i expect the trash now and then cuz it is long island sound, but the clear snot blobbies are so disgusting. and how the fuck do they stay on the hook? seriously they're made of like soft organ tissue and they stay on a hook? wtf!
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I was high as giraffe ass in this picture.
And that sucks about catching a jelly fish. Seriously. I'd be scared they'd sting the shit out of me when I tried to de-hook them.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-29 16:38:33 EDT (#)
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Sage is not simply Fancy.
http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF222-Gamblin_Man.jpg
I kid, because it's easier than coming up with a real comment. +2, though.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-05-29 16:38:31 EDT (#)
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your look looks a tad tipsy my dear. :(
also i really fucking hate it when i go fishing in the sound and pull up jelly fish. fucking jelly fish. i mean i expect the trash now and then cuz it is long island sound, but the clear snot blobbies are so disgusting. and how the fuck do they stay on the hook? seriously they're made of like soft organ tissue and they stay on a hook? wtf!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-29 16:22:22 EDT (#)
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P.S. by "boyfriend" i mean simon.
and by "gift" i mean
well he's fucking simon
And he couldn't pull any better.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-29 16:16:17 EDT (#)
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I'd hate having to fucking wake up to your face every day.
But i guess your boyfriend's heard about "not looking a gift horse in the mouth"
BA-DUM TISH
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:51:39 EDT (#)
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Who slept with sage?!!!???!?! http://stuff.ubersite.com/1218848517191817411/1/1218839786431.jpg
No1, glad to see my dick is barely still in your ass. What with mine being small and your asshole being like yogurt you're bound to detach soon.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:49:50 EDT (#)
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Stop making fun of the poor girl's ugly face and deformed nose. She's already so insecure she associates with Simon for fuck sake.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:43:38 EDT (#)
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It's not that you have a big nose......
It's just REALLY wide. In kind of a weird way, too. Like, it's wide where it should be thin, and thins out where it should be wider. I do not care for it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:41:48 EDT (#)
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WHY THE LONG FACE?
I kid. I think yer purdy.
That look is pretty scary, though.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:38:31 EDT (#)
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HI JOEYG!!!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:38:16 EDT (#)
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I've actually never been told I have a big nose before, but I've long suspected I inherited my Dad's large-ish schnoz. Thanks for removing the doubt so I no longer have to suss it out, Caul.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:36:23 EDT (#)
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My name is JoeyG, and I am an alcoholic.
wait....... wrong website.
(or IS it?)
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:35:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:34:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:33:14 EDT (#)
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Guess we have something in common then don't we Caul?
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yeah, but i'm a guy.
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Told you
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:34:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:33:14 EDT (#)
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Guess we have something in common then don't we Caul?
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yeah, but i'm a guy.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:33:37 EDT (#)
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Always love photo posts.
Fishing photo is pleasant, other photo could wilt a clown on stilts.
heh
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:33:14 EDT (#)
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Guess we have something in common then don't we Caul?
Exhibit A: http://www.ubersite.com/m/120885
Exhibit B: http://www.ubersite.com/m/120957
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:31:54 EDT (#)
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I suppose funny is open to interpretation
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:30:33 EDT (#)
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sorry, all i see in your 'look' is a big fat nose.
you kinda have eyes like a cat. you should watch out for jack_mccallum. he has prowled on women before.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:07:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FalconPEACE (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:04:56 EDT (#)
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Guess who's getting signed up for some gay reading material. And holy fuck did you know Timmy is stuck in a well, Lassie?
Look at the loser below. A push up bra will turn b's into d's.
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I'd rather go by Flipper than Lassie 'cause I've always enjoyed swimming, but Lassie *was* a good dog, so whatevs.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:05:43 EDT (#)
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Ha, don't be fooled, Sgt...they're not THAT big...32D (sounds larger than they are...all it means is that my nekked boobs stick out 4.5" from my chest. That's all a D is).
My arm is inadvertently pushing 'em out *and* I'm wearing a good pushup bra.
Submitted by FalconPEACE (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:04:56 EDT (#)
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Guess who's getting signed up for some gay reading material. And holy fuck did you know Timmy is stuck in a well, Lassie?
Look at the loser below. A push up bra will turn b's into d's.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-29 14:58:30 EDT (#)
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sage you have a some decent sized breasticles.
awww I wanna go fishin'
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-29 14:55:59 EDT (#)
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The Look may be counteracted by poking the looker in the eyes, ass, twat, or belly. Your choice. Women who think they can get what they want with a look are deluded. Period.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-29 14:52:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-29 13:48:13 CDT (#)
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I can smell his desperation from here.
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Is that what that smell is? I always attributed it to his unwholesome funk.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 14:49:05 EDT (#)
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That's not desperation, that's Bod Man.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-29 14:48:13 EDT (#)
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I can smell his desperation from here.