If Merlina gets to bitch, I do too (1303 hits)
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Submitted by Forensic (View user info) at 2009-05-27 10:40:23 EDT
I don't know how your work area is laid out, but let's say the aisles are a little narrow and for people to pass, you have to be in a single file. Let's also say that two people walking side by side take up the entire width of the aisle.
Ok, be honest here, am I overreacting to this?
There is this guy who is always walking next to people, talking to them. Since he does that, people walking the opposite way can't pass him or his companion.
Etiquette says that he should either get in front of, or behind, his companion until the other person passes. Then he could move back by their side.
The fucker won't move though. He just keeps walking and the person walking from the opposite direction has to step in a cubical aisle to let him and his companion pass.
He's also running his mouth constantly but that doesn't relate to the issue of office personnel navigation politics.
I had just loaded down a cart with problem study subject files and was heading back to my little hidey hole to do some detective work when this jackass and whoever he was with started walking up the aisle in my direction. I could almost see the challenge in his eyes.
Fuck him, I thought. I'm not stepping into an aisle dragging this cart with me just so this prick can continue to disregard proper etiquette. And just what does he do exactly anyway?! You know, I don't think I've ever seen him do any actual work.
I just kept going pushing my cart. In my hospital days, I would have just run him the fuck over.
He didn't move.
I didn't move.
I can't believe I got into a game of chicken with this idiot.
Anyway, it became obvious he wasn't going to move, so I had to break out what my friends affectionately refer to as "The Look." Apparently, this "look" that I get in my eyes can melt paint from the walls and throw migratory birds off their course.
It worked though. He moved momentarily behind his walking companion and I continued on my way. He did however look at me like I was the one with the problem.
Fuck that guy.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-06-19 10:41:10 EDT (#)
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You're hot, Skeletor... but you already knew that.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2009-05-28 15:14:29 EDT (#)
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I love you <3
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-28 14:49:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-28 14:41:04 EDT (#)
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i prefer when they cry. that's why i beat my gf, after a cock choke.
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AAAHAHAHA
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-28 14:41:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-28 14:30:44 EDT (#)
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I just look at people. If they want to read stuff into it thats up to them. If I want to grr at them I'd more likely say something.
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good. cuz intimidation is something animals (usually males) do. chin protuberated forward, eyes wide open, distended nostrils...if a woman wants to look like a gorilla beating his chest, be my guest.
angry women are rather repulsive. i prefer when they cry. that's why i beat my gf, after a cock choke.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-28 14:38:31 EDT (#)
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At this point, shouldn't all of us be fucking off from this post? I was bored yesterday and posted it and now the cursed thing is on most heated.
That is truly a WTF.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-28 14:30:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-28 14:11:36 EDT (#)
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all women think they have the "look".
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I don't have a "look".
I just look at people. If they want to read stuff into it thats up to them. If I want to grr at them I'd more likely say something.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-28 14:11:36 EDT (#)
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all women think they have the "look".
it only works on desperate men who are intimidated by women, especially if they find them good looking. or because the guy doesn't want to have to deal with a shortfused nutcase.
a woman giving me the look usually makes smile out of pity. OH NOES, THE DISAPPROVAL IN YOUR EYES WILL REALLY COERCE ME INTO DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT, PRINCESS!
if you can calmy express what bothers you, i will oblige, but other than that, your 'look' is the sad equivalent of a man flexing his biceps to frighten someone. not only that, but it's not very feminine.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-28 13:23:04 EDT (#)
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Heh.
I have a "look" too. Works every mother fucking time. I'll show it to you when I come out in October (if I'm still employed with my current employer. Hmm. Ubering probably doesn't help my chances. I'll GTFO now.).
<3
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-28 12:40:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:55:29 EDT (#)
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hmm cute ass kid.....which toe emails me? the bouncy angst ridden one who cant stop swearing, damn her!!
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fuck your stupid fucking email address. Do you know how goddamn hard it was to abstain from swearing in my last email.
Pretty fucking hard.
motherfucker.
Bouncy angst ridden my ass.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-28 12:17:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:05:11 CDT (#)
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i had a dream last night where fg and i were arguing about the exact meaning of the word 'exquisite'
boy do i have shitty dreams
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But accurate. I have done crap like that. o_0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-28 12:05:11 EDT (#)
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i had a dream last night where fg and i were arguing about the exact meaning of the word 'exquisite'
boy do i have shitty dreams
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:55:29 EDT (#)
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hmm cute ass kid.....which toe emails me? the bouncy angst ridden one who cant stop swearing, damn her!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:42:12 EDT (#)
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FG toe is just a cute ass kid, lay off lady.
Both your gripes are pretty lame-o.
I broke my spine once and was raped at work. think yourselves lucky.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:39:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:28:28 EDT (#)
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i... i'm not sure how to say this.
but...
i agree with bubba
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NOOO SCOURGE NOOOOOOOooooooooo *fade*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:28:28 EDT (#)
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i... i'm not sure how to say this.
but...
i agree with bubba.
wtf is the world coming to?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-28 10:13:03 EDT (#)
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Gross emission. Gross.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 10:02:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-28 14:59:57 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:51:21 EDT (#)
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i need to bang fgs and toes heads together
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to get what result exactly?
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maybe your tops would fall down?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-28 09:59:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:51:21 EDT (#)
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i need to bang fgs and toes heads together
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to get what result exactly?
Lightning would be cool.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:51:21 EDT (#)
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i need to bang fgs and toes heads together.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:33:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:27:29 EDT (#)
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Wow. You're like the FIRST person in the entire world to break their leg.
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Weird isn't it?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:27:29 EDT (#)
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Wow. You're like the FIRST person in the entire world to break their leg.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:11:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 07:42:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-28 12:07:38 BST (#)
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Must be nice to have such mediocre annoyances.
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HA! shove your leg up your ass!
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That's pretty much what I meant. I hate my broken leg so much. Ever had to get helped up from the toilet seat? so yea, compared to that, guy hogging the aisle - don't impress me much.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 07:42:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-28 12:07:38 BST (#)
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Must be nice to have such mediocre annoyances.
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HA! shove your leg up your ass!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-05-28 07:09:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-28 07:07:38 EDT (#)
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Must be nice to have such mediocre annoyances.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-05-28 06:59:23 EDT (#)
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Bubba's right you know.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-05-28 04:01:59 EDT (#)
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back in the day, if the individual was deliberate in his space-taking actions, i would just step on his toe, give a very insincere "sorry" and then wait to see if the punk wanted to dance
since then, i got a life
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-27 20:08:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-27 20:01:50 EDT (#)
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That guy sounds like a serious asshole. It would be one thing if he was merely oblivious to the fact that he was being inconsiderate--he'd still be rude, but possibly not hopeless. But the way he reacted to the cart proves that he is aware of what he is doing and is just being a massive cock. If you work above the ground floor, please do the world a favor and defenestrate him.
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Don't cost your company money. Open the window first.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-27 20:01:50 EDT (#)
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That guy sounds like a serious asshole. It would be one thing if he was merely oblivious to the fact that he was being inconsiderate--he'd still be rude, but possibly not hopeless. But the way he reacted to the cart proves that he is aware of what he is doing and is just being a massive cock. If you work above the ground floor, please do the world a favor and defenestrate him.
Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-05-27 19:48:26 EDT (#)
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Wouldn't the top of the cart have been right about nard-high?
"Ramming speed captain!"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-27 19:37:35 EDT (#)
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Just stop in the middle of the aisle and say, "Get the fuck out of my way or I'll run your ass over." Don't smile, and don't back off. He will melt like a Hershey Bar in the Sahara.
The asshole is a control freak. Push him harder than he pushes you and he will wilt.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-05-27 19:01:04 EDT (#)
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Yeah, fuck that guy.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-05-27 18:19:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-05-27 13:50:23 EDT (#)
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Jesus H. Christ. You people don't have much on your plates, do you?
^^^^^^^^^^^
Yes folks, we have a winner!!
No more calls.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-05-27 17:37:21 EDT (#)
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a right good kicking in 'nads should put this chappie in his place
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-27 17:23:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:24:31 EDT (#)
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i have just been informed by youtube that this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_QGyLqQ2CI) is not available in my country. :-(
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Some things you are better off protected from. Roxette is one of them.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-05-27 17:15:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-27 16:52:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2009-05-27 16:46:23 EDT (#)
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Kick him.
In the face.
Really
really
hard.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-27 15:59:31 EDT (#)
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Define Melancholy: A dog that eats canteloupes.
That's the perfect cheese to compliment your whine.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-05-27 15:52:02 EDT (#)
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i bet you last about 13 minutes in a public mall.
that's about my limit too. overreacting? maybe, but i feel the same exact way.
some people wander around like they have no clue there are other people on the planet too.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-05-27 13:50:23 EDT (#)
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Jesus H. Christ. You people don't have much on your plates, do you?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-05-27 13:33:10 EDT (#)
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Not sure why this guy bothers you so much. I'd think you could just turn sideways and you'd pass right between them unseen.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-05-27 13:10:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-27 13:00:40 EDT (#)
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Uber will do what I say, when I say it.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:55:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FalconPEACE (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:50:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FalconPEACE (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:47:16 EDT (#)
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You've mistaken uber for a blog where all your friends care. I certainly do not.
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And you've mistaken uber for somewhere that you matter, but you should really stop looking for that place, because I doubt it exists.
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And you've mistaken your review with the coveted +2 as a means to get you the heralded "internet hero" badge and possibly even seeing boobs. Now, now, I'm sure now that you've come to the rescue all is safe on this website.
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Don't attack my internet hero pride! That's all I have...
Now I'll never get boob and I'll die a lonely old virgin in a cave somewhere with a long beard and kickass hair. That's not what was promised to me in church :(
Submitted by FalconPEACE (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:50:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FalconPEACE (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:47:16 EDT (#)
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You've mistaken uber for a blog where all your friends care. I certainly do not.
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And you've mistaken uber for somewhere that you matter, but you should really stop looking for that place, because I doubt it exists.
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And you've mistaken your review with the coveted +2 as a means to get you the heralded "internet hero" badge and possibly even seeing boobs. Now, now, I'm sure now that you've come to the rescue all is safe on this website.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:50:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FalconPEACE (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:47:16 EDT (#)
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You've mistaken uber for a blog where all your friends care. I certainly do not.
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And you've mistaken uber for somewhere that you matter, but you should really stop looking for that place, because I doubt it exists.
Submitted by FalconPEACE (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:47:16 EDT (#)
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You've mistaken uber for a blog where all your friends care. I certainly do not.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:24:31 EDT (#)
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i have just been informed by youtube that this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_QGyLqQ2CI) is not available in my country. :-(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:14:58 EDT (#)
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You wouldn't be happy unless you were bitching about your workplace...
Just don't turn into that chubby chick with the dogs who blogged about work - that's right...loki - ad nauseum.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:57:54 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_QGyLqQ2CI
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:55:39 EDT (#)
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You lie. You actually killed him and wore his bones as a hat.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:55:21 EDT (#)
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Kick him the balls next time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:48:40 EDT (#)
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coworkers represent 90% of our efforts at work.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:47:42 EDT (#)
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STEP ASIDE WOMAN!
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:41:24 EDT (#)
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We've got an engineer here that does stuff like that too.... he doesn't do it to be an ass, he's just too stupid to know any better
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:35:43 EDT (#)
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I dont think theres any hidden meaning, he's just a twat.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:33:48 EDT (#)
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I have all kinds of things to say but I'll just say nothing.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:32:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-27 10:31:15 CDT (#)
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It's the 'treat em mean, keep em keen' thing. He wants to pump you.
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Ew!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:31:22 EDT (#)
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'Apparently, this "look" that I get in my eyes can melt paint from the walls and throw migratory birds off their course.'
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:31:15 EDT (#)
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It's the 'treat em mean, keep em keen' thing. He wants to pump you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:30:29 EDT (#)
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Is it like some alpha male thing?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:27:30 EDT (#)
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I usually just say "EXCUSE ME" really loud. Or "EXCUSE YOU." Rudeness in, rudeness out.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:17:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:11:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:02:18 EDT (#)
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No massage for you, though. Only Merlina gets the magic fingers.
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Absolutly.
Hurry up O, I'm getting cold.
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There in a flash, dear.
PS - the sheet was only recommended to keep you warm until I got there.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:11:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:02:18 EDT (#)
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No massage for you, though. Only Merlina gets the magic fingers.
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Absolutly.
Hurry up O, I'm getting cold.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:02:18 EDT (#)
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No massage for you, though. Only Merlina gets the magic fingers.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-27 10:55:27 EDT (#)
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HAHA
Submitted by SmalltownSally (user info) at 2009-05-27 10:50:58 EDT (#)
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As soon as I heard him coming, I would have kept my eyes down, with a thoughtful, contemplative look on my face, sped up, and crashed right into him with my cart. "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! I was thinking really hard and didn't even see you there! Wow... you saw me coming... why didn't you move?"
I hate jerks like that.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-27 10:47:29 EDT (#)
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Don't call me psycho, EI, or I'll suck all your sunshine and happiness out of your life.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-27 10:44:44 EDT (#)
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Note: Dont fuck with Forensic
that look will turn you to stone like Medusa.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-27 10:44:41 EDT (#)
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Anyway, it became obvious he wasn't going to move, so I had to break out what my friends affectionately refer to as "The Look." Apparently, this "look" that I get in my eyes can melt paint from the walls and throw migratory birds off their course.
i also have that look.
i call mine
"give em the look, put the fear in em"
really, it made my 10 yr old step brother pee his pants once, i caught him sneaking into my purse to steal money when i was babysitting years ago. i just stood and looked. he stood there for a minute, started shaking and then peed.
i kinda felt bad for scaring him so but i never told him.
good times :D
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-27 10:44:07 EDT (#)
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lol you are a psycho, i agree with you, but you are a psycho