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IT's My Birthday! (425 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 0.36 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by extacy_red (View user info) at 2009-05-10 17:01:11 EDT


I'm 19 uber.




axolotl shout out if your still around


i realized this place was a waste of time a long time ago. and um. yeah.




+2 im 19 and eating chocoloate on chocolate birthday cake with funfetti suck on that.


oh yeah i got sprayed in that shit.

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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-14 14:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for protesting and getting sprayed.
WHAT were you raging against?

Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-05-11 13:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You shouldn't celebrate birthdays on a public forum . . . not everyone has a birthday worth celebrating. My birthday is the celebration of the day I was found still covered in afterbirth in a dumpster with a plastic bag tied over my head. I survived abortion! Bitches.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-11 13:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-05-11 13:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope this is your last birthday.


HAHAHHA

Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest comment I'll ever read.

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-05-11 13:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope this is your last birthday.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-11 11:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

happy birthday person whose life and eventual death mean absolutely nothing to me.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-05-11 09:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

thank you for this completely worthless information. I don't know about others but i have no idea who the fuck you are and frankly you've not given me reason to care here. It was my birthday last week and you don't see me rabbitting on about it asking anonymous strangers to e-felate me. hmmm, perhaps you lack an actual life; you know, where you leave the house and interact with real life human type creatures?

You know what? I'm tired. I'm at work and I don't want to be. I finished a mosaic last night but don't think i like the result. i spent all my money on a canoe last night and then went fishing. it was pretty fun but now i don't have any cash for lunch today and since I don't ever balance my checkbook i only have a vague idea of how much is in there. Now, on top of all of that I just got a new service call dispatched to me that will likely be another waste of my time because the worthless tools on the helpdesk probably didn't know how to do something really simple and couldn't figure it out and so they sent it to the first queue they could think of knowing that my group will fix almost anything even though it doesn't belong to us half the time.

there. how's that for a shit pile of information no one cares about?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-11 09:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations, you're on the way to becoming a responsible adult.

Soon the joy of life will fade and you'll be left with the faint remnants of your youth, rapidly fading memories, some of which you'd rather forget, and possibly AIDS, a prison sentence, or a really shit job despite your hard work and education.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 I'm a dick

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't wait for my birthday (6 months!) so i can post tooOooooOo!!!1Q

Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Most of the uberers are going to be bitchy in their comments because they're old and bitter and hate seeing young people celebrate their youth.

Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-05-10 17:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

happy birthday.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-10 17:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

umm Happy Birthday.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-05-10 17:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

happy birthday, but wtf are you?

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Everything you ever wanted to know about extacy_red
User id: 25476
Registered on or around: 2006-02-24 16:18:33 EST
# Messages posted: 28
# Reviews written: 1096
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 409
# Hits: 20309
Average rating of all messages: -0.42

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