Montreal Build-A-Queer (1035 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.83 on 64 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S.I. Co. (View user info) at 2009-04-30 16:04:21 EDT
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-05-04 15:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's like they say, writers only write about what they know
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-05-04 15:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no it doesn't
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-04 15:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still say this deserves B@W.
And so does the "Pines Up..." post.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-05-03 21:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for fags, fag.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-05-03 20:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Dear Build a Queer, Bumfuck Arkansas Chapter,
Enclosed is my custom-made homosexual Simon. He appears to have a number of defects, most of them either genetic or cognitive in nature. First off, while I realize that most homosexual males have a scat fetish, Simon keeps setting my desktop background to pictures of his stool. He takes at least one every time he goes, and organizes them by texture, color, and consistency in folders on my hard drive -- 3 GB and counting.
Second, I had always assumed the wild queer to be a fastidious creature much like a hairless cat; constantly preening itself in the misguided perception that this will help it avoid Teh Aids. Simon actually loads his own dirty socks and skid-marked g-strings into the tub, where he marinates in his own stench for hours a day.
Third, while I know I requested a homosexual and as such expected someone who would dress "gay", Simon's constant raver attire makes Chris Crocker in a room full of roofied boybands look like Clint freakin' Eastwood.
Fourth, and most importantly, I had specifically requested an ENGLISH speaking homosexual. Simon appears to have learned the language from internet fanfic boards. He called my sofa "hedonistically panoplistic" and the omelettes I gave him for breakfast "sensually cantankerous". Most of those aren't even words.
While I don't generally truck with people who abandon pets, I don't think there will be any objections from the HSUS if you put this puppy down.
Yr Pal,
Elton John"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-02 18:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-05-02 17:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How come all the men in Chicago are gay, pasty, or dirty? Inquiring minds want to know.
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As you have no mind, you are left out in the cold.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-05-02 17:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How come all the men in Chicago are gay, pasty, or dirty? Inquiring minds want to know.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-05-02 10:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-01 15:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you hard of reading? Try following directives and fuck off.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-05-01 15:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
plebe? lol
You're cute when you're trying (unconvincingly) to be superior.
...a douchebag, but still cute.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-01 15:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I said off, plebe. I didn't say come back and make some arbitrary rating because I don't enjoy your obnoxious presence on my post. You got a stump for brain, boy!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-05-01 15:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-01 14:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GHET TEH FAWK OUFF MIH POASTS DRAIK!
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Wow, Charity brings out the worst in you.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-05-01 14:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad you finished this and went through with it..
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-01 14:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GHET TEH FAWK OUFF MIH POASTS DRAIK!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-05-01 13:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For the effort. Would have been +2 if it were actually funny.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-01 11:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haiku hurt my feeling :(
yes, singular.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-05-01 11:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get it? Because you post poo and also suck? Oh, I slay me.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-05-01 11:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought for sure the below was going to be a link to one of your steaming piles of shit.
I was right, zing!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-01 10:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, don't be a poopy head. It will never happen. Bart doesn't like me enough to B@W me. I thought my other post was as close to B@W as I was going to get: http://www.ubersite.com/m/121943
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-01 10:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
b@w nominations?
seriously?
if this makes it to b@w, i'll email sico my password and never come to uber again, because it and b@w will both be officially dead at that point.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-01 10:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I second Hate Mudkips B@W nod.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-01 10:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-01 09:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zing, STING!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-01 09:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-01 09:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I can't guess...
:(
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NO QUEER!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-01 09:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I can't guess...
:(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-01 08:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cause Im in this post!
and 10 plus 2's to the first person to guess where...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-01 03:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your choice of font is yet again shocking
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-01 00:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hugh Jackman is so gay and in denial. I don't care if he is wolverine, or at least Bi.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-30 22:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well, i can't believe you didn't go for the easy shot and post Caul's pic at the end - but you're the resident expert on faggotry, so i bow to your superior experience
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-30 22:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm trying to get some work done. I ate some double lemon pie that had been sitting in the fridge for two weeks. I don't feel good and I shat my guts out. Twice. I don't feel good. Feeling a little dizzy, too. Unable to work effectively, I looked at Uber to see who might be interested in my gastrointestinal plight. That choice was easy. Congratulations. I might read this later.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-04-30 20:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was hilarious. B@W
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-30 19:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CHAPS!
Chaps rock if you ride! {Harleys or horses}
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-04-30 18:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-04-30 18:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
too much queer.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-30 18:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 refraining from using my balcony picture.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-30 17:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do realize that Bubba's going to be applying for Canadian citizenship now, don't you?
Way to go Caul.
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And hang with fags, Frenchmen, and fools? No thanks.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.julesb.co.uk/menswear-1/shoes-15/formal-shoes-98/cheaney-dark-leaf-snakeskin-103975.htm
SHARP!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Believe it or not, Caul, I typed top gay cities into the old google and Montreal was one of them. I don't know much about the gay community, perhaps you could enlighten us?
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well, there's like a strippers joint every block downtown. and strippers don't just undress...last time i went two lesbos were fingering each other's ass one the stage. another one was pouring water on her asshole.
if you walk further in the gay village, there's a disportionate amount of gay saunas.
i know the gay parade is one of the biggest on the continent...straight people even bring their kids there.
Mtl also got the reputation of being a sex offender haven at one point. english-canadian paedos go there because the "two solitudes" in the media make them anonymous and they feel frog-canucks are more live and let live.
it's a city of sin...generally. lots of sex tourism, hetero or gay.
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+1 for the post. Well done, Sico. +1 Best deflected insult I've seen in a long time. Well done, Caul.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't know... i think a puerto rican pimp could pull off those shoes every bit as well as a 'mo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Must be a slow day at the Lab, Dr. Venckman.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do realize that Bubba's going to be applying for Canadian citizenship now, don't you?
Way to go Caul.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snakeskin wingtips?
FABULOUS!
I am TOTALLY getting a pair of those.
PIMPTASTIC!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Believe it or not, Caul, I typed top gay cities into the old google and Montreal was one of them. I don't know much about the gay community, perhaps you could enlighten us?
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well, there's like a strippers joint every block downtown. and strippers don't just undress...last time i went two lesbos were fingering each other's ass one the stage. another one was pouring water on her asshole.
if you walk further in the gay village, there's a disportionate amount of gay saunas.
i know the gay parade is one of the biggest on the continent...straight people even bring their kids there.
Mtl also got the reputation of being a sex offender haven at one point. english-canadian paedos go there because the "two solitudes" in the media make them anonymous and they feel frog-canucks are more live and let live.
it's a city of sin...generally. lots of sex tourism, hetero or gay.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW, YOU COPIED THAT TOO??
LETS SEE, JOHNNYX, CAUL, AND NOW YOU.
WOW, YOU ARE A FOLLOWER IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER COPY ANYTHING YOU DIDN'T SEE ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE A TOSSER!!!!
ALL SHEEP FROM UBER SHOULD GO CAMPING WITH BOB I'M SURE HE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK HE'S VERY GOOD SINCE JOHNNYX NEVER CAME BACK FOR SECONDS AND FUCKED TWELVE OTHER DUDES THE NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ok, ok...i didn't know Mtl had the reputation of being gay.
first time i hear this one.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Believe it or not, Caul, I typed top gay cities into the old google and Montreal was one of them. I don't know much about the gay community, perhaps you could enlighten us?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
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Dad???!!??
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for not explaining the reference to Montreal.
*confused*
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LOLOLOLOL
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you should make one with lesbos. it would be much more better to look at.
i know lesbian pictures are hard to come by on the internet though :-/
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for not explaining the reference to Montreal.
*confused*
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that reply writes it's own jokes.
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ahahahahaha
FALLEN gives me the lolercoptrixareforkids!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tl;dr
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO CAMPING I'M SURE CORRINE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck it
B@W!!!!
there you go, someone needed to say it.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for not explaining the reference to Montreal.
*confused*
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that reply writes it's own jokes.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mystia, you snatch. I'm not homophobic.
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hahahahaha
xoxo
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for not explaining the reference to Montreal.
*confused*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mystia, you snatch. I'm not homophobic. This is just humorous is all. I was thinking about what a rip-off build-a-bear is and how I could make it somewhat funny.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY FAGS WITH THIS POST!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blitz, I really did think about it but I decided to leave uber users off of this "final result."
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was surprised you didn't go there too. that's a lot of gay.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for pictures that made me laugh
-2 for homophobia
so you get NOTHING!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought that this would be your result:
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1210048201840330788/1/opteemoosspreem.JPG
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"smooth, shiny, leather jackets are the trend among san fran fags"
ahahahhhahhahah.