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Submitted by RAYG (View user info) at 2009-04-30 14:07:58 EDT
Lucas Simon was born at 6:30am
6.48lbs, 19 inches
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-17 07:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Now my wife va-jean look like sleeve of wizard."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-09-17 04:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
reminds me of a scene from Willow.
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Ha Ha!
Submitted by Jenevievejs (user info) at 2009-09-17 03:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats Ray! What a cutie. Nice to see you are doing well.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-05 15:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shouldn't the title be "The Results Are Out?" I mean, it was in for some time, but now it's out, right?
I hear babies are made of fun and happiness. Sounds right, since all the fun and happiness you were going to have for the next 18 years must have gone somewhere.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2009-05-05 14:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-30 21:29:50 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats! But goddamn babies are ugly. I had mine and instead of being like a normal mum and oohhing and ahhing, I looked at them and laughed, they are so ugly. I like them when they get to about one, then they are cute.
I have a Noah Seth so I'm all for the bible names.
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At least I'm not the only one that thinks most newborns come out a little too raw and need to be put back for awhile.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-05-03 21:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is that? It resembles an alien of sorts.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-05-02 17:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, he's already plotting about how to kill you and have sex with your wife.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-02 04:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonOfMBI (user info) at 2009-05-01 17:17:11 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-01 02:23:26 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they all look the friggin same
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Wow Orphelia don't you have like 3 of the little buggers?
"You can have your mojo, but I get cho' babay!"
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yeah, and that makes me fully qualified to pass such a comment.
i have never seen an austin powers film, but that quote is from one, right?
weird
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-05-01 20:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cute kid.
Pudgy soft hands on a man has always bothered me.
Submitted by JonOfMBI (user info) at 2009-05-01 12:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-01 02:23:26 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they all look the friggin same
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Wow Orphelia don't you have like 3 of the little buggers?
"You can have your mojo, but I get cho' babay!"
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-05-01 12:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-05-01 11:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very cute baby! Congrats
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-05-01 10:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
His nickname could be LYMON.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qpGGfZrVlM
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-01 03:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they all look the friggin same
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-01 00:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats! But goddamn babies are ugly. I had mine and instead of being like a normal mum and oohhing and ahhing, I looked at them and laughed, they are so ugly. I like them when they get to about one, then they are cute.
I have a Noah Seth so I'm all for the bible names.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-04-30 21:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-04-30 19:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS IS SO RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS
HOLY FUCK
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lulz
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-04-30 19:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS IS SO RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS
HOLY FUCK
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-30 17:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(1)
Your card is... the king of hearts.
(2)
TAKE-ME-DOWN-TO-THE-PARADISE-CITY
WHERE-THE-GRASS-IS-GREEN
AND-THE-GIRLS-ARE-PRETTY
TAAAAAAAAKE-MEEEEE-HOOOOOME!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-30 17:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, what rob said.
and lol @ shlongy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-30 17:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Cute kid.
Nice work, peck.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-30 17:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The good news is, he looks alot less gay than his dad.
The bad news? It's early.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome! Grats!!!
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
would you loser faggots shut your asses!!
lordy!
the man is announcing his baby not camwhoring for a height assessment from you turdknockers!
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No scheise - tough crowd!
Congratulations RAYG
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gingers shouldn't breed.
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful infant!
Congrats.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not bitter, you stupid bitch, I'm happy that it's not my kid and couldn't be bothered to care that some LARPer managed to find what the real purpose of a penis is.
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You better check your tone and use your inside voice, or I'm gonna put your ass OUTSIDE.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not bitter, you stupid bitch, I'm happy that it's not my kid and couldn't be bothered to care that some LARPer managed to find what the real purpose of a penis is.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cute kid. congrats.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He appears to be a deep thinker.
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This review made me LOL.
And Sico's just bitter since Simon is the kid's middle name and not his first.
I love strange and/or Biblical names. Asher Isaiah is a favorite. My stepson's name was Orin, which I loved.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So, your last name DOES start with a "D". Cool initials.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He appears to be a deep thinker.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh now I am confused . . . what did I do?
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations, you produced a child.
You do realize they know what causes that nowadays right?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SLIMON
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate babies.
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I saw what you did there.
HA
congrats on the kiddo
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shame your mommy didn't make no1hasdis soup.
i imagine it would tase of vinegar and smegma tho.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol @ no1
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like babies until they are old enough to start saying the word "NO", whining and having tantrums...at that point i just want to put them in a pot and make soup!
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When it comes to whining and throwing tantrums, mystia hates any competition.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i was actually kneeling in that shot because his mother took the picture and was in the bed at the time and we couldnt get the baby in the pic if she was shooting up at me
...and of course i wanted to look like a hobbit "zing" (you're welcome rob)
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate babies.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hope for the kids sake it takes after the mother. The world doesn't need another ginger midget.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
would you loser faggots shut your asses!!
lordy!
the man is announcing his baby not camwhoring for a height assessment from you turdknockers!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Adorable.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
reminds me of a scene from Willow.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like babies until they are old enough to start saying the word "NO", whining and having tantrums...at that point i just want to put them in a pot and make soup!
In order to stay out of prison i have elected not to have children...at least not any time soon.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute kid...
that second pic looks like you are about to thrust two fingers in that kids maw though.
Good luck!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck? You look like a midget, and your kid still looks like a puppy fetus.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
umm theres something on your lip and chin
i think its the ginger aids
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're a stubby little fella aren't?