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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (View user info) at 2009-04-28 14:07:06 EDT
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-01 22:54:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:29:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:36:12 EDT (#)
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what's wrong with your hand?
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When I was a kid we had a garbage disposal in the sink. Need I say more?
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Well, actually; yes. If you could say a bit more that would be great; because I too had a garbage disposal as a kid; and still do; yet I have never had any accidents involving my hand. If your comment was some sort of joke it either wasn't funny or I didn't get it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-01 00:10:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:03:59 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 17:02:53 EDT (#)
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it was a typo, shithead
why is fg annoyed?
you scared her off?
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hahaha relax.
Actually...
I thought the same thing about you. Maybe we both scared her off.
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jack scared her off, with the thought of pasty-white offspring - heck i'd be scared too
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-29 00:30:46 EDT (#)
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Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I
want to see you both fighting for your parents' love.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa on Ice
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2009-04-28 20:35:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-04-28 19:01:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 17:03:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 17:02:53 EDT (#)
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it was a typo, shithead
why is fg annoyed?
you scared her off?
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hahaha relax.
Actually...
I thought the same thing about you. Maybe we both scared her off.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 17:02:53 EDT (#)
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it was a typo, shithead
why is fg annoyed?
you scared her off?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 17:01:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:51:14 EDT (#)
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OPAQUE IS THE OPPOSTIVE OF TRANSPARENT, STFU!
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:58:00 EDT (#)
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typos and vocabulary are two different things.
the former is an error of inattention while the latter is due to a lack of proper education.
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In that case explain your use of OPPOSTIVE.
Typo? Or did mean to write opposItive... when the word opposite would be the proper match?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:58:00 EDT (#)
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typos and vocabulary are two different things.
the former is an error of inattention while the latter is due to a lack of proper education.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:57:11 EDT (#)
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Oh hahahahaha. No.
Now I'm throughly annoyed. I'm fucking off now.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:54:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:51:52 EDT (#)
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Now I suddenly have the urge to park my motorcycle on someone's face.
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Is that what you call it? 'My motorcycle'? Interesting.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:53:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:51:14 EDT (#)
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OPAQUE IS THE OPPOSTIVE OF TRANSPARENT, STFU!
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hahahaha
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:53:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:50:16 EDT (#)
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i thought opaque was the opposite of transparent??
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Oh Christ, caught in a language error by Caulaincourt. The shame!
I meant translucent.
Caul, you are an awesome guy!
*waits to see if he gets it...*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:51:52 EDT (#)
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Now I suddenly have the urge to park my motorcycle on someone's face.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:51:14 EDT (#)
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OPAQUE IS THE OPPOSTIVE OF TRANSPARENT, STFU!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:50:17 EDT (#)
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Seriously, an opaque kid would be cool.
Wondering who ate the last piece of cake you were saving in the fridge? You could see it in their stomach.
They could be leaders of government since transparency is what everyone wants.
They would never be forced to make stupid shadow puppets.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:50:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:41:04 EDT (#)
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Well, I'm a blonde with alabaster skin. I burn to a crisp within 15 minutes of direct exposure to sunlight without SPF of 1 million.
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So, if we had kids, they would be opaque.
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i thought opaque was the opposite of transparent??
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:47:49 EDT (#)
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You should not be drawing Jack's attention to yourself fg. He is a potential rapist who will soon have lots of free time to stalk you, as he is going to be unemployed :O
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:45:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:44:46 CDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:41:04 EDT (#)
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Well, I'm a blonde with alabaster skin. I burn to a crisp within 15 minutes of direct exposure to sunlight without SPF of 1 million.
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So, if we had kids, they would be opaque.
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Jesus, Jack. You say the most horrible things.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:44:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:41:04 EDT (#)
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Well, I'm a blonde with alabaster skin. I burn to a crisp within 15 minutes of direct exposure to sunlight without SPF of 1 million.
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So, if we had kids, they would be opaque.
Look honey, you can see her little heart beating! So cute!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:42:23 EDT (#)
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Any attempted chewing will result in dire consequences.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:41:04 EDT (#)
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Well, I'm a blonde with alabaster skin. I burn to a crisp within 15 minutes of direct exposure to sunlight without SPF of 1 million.
Still, I don't freckle. So, gimme my digs at Jack.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:40:47 EDT (#)
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potential rapist below
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:40:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:30:14 EDT (#)
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Then return to yours and get back to work!
Your cube isn't anywhere near a window is it? You know, sunlight and whatnot.
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You know what's weird? I suddenly have a craving to chew on a toothpick.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:30:14 EDT (#)
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Then return to yours and get back to work!
Your cube isn't anywhere near a window is it? You know, sunlight and whatnot.
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Jack's a pasty white ginger. He requested one as far away from any windows as possible as he cannot handle direct sunlight. It will burn his inhuman ginger skin.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:31:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:20:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:14:57 EDT (#)
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My cube totally pwns your cube.
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It's not my cube. It's a cube from down the street.
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Yes, you walked down the street and slipped past security to take this pic. Whatever, you'll be right on the "It's not my cube" part, just as soon as I get this e-mail sent off :P
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:31:41 EDT (#)
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even temp's get issued better workstations
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:30:14 EDT (#)
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Then return to yours and get back to work!
Your cube isn't anywhere near a window is it? You know, sunlight and whatnot.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:20:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:14:57 EDT (#)
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My cube totally pwns your cube.
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It's not my cube. It's a cube from down the street.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:14:57 EDT (#)
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My cube totally pwns your cube.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:10:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:36:27 EDT (#)
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Go plant a sunflower and watch it grow - it'll be more fun for you than fighting with Caul and other uberpeople..
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Can I plant Slaver* sunflowers?
*see Larry Niven
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:59:12 EDT (#)
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You're GAY!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:42:38 EDT (#)
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*tucked in flannel shirts
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:37:13 EDT (#)
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smooth shiny leather jacket, tucked in shirts with jeans...do you wear very white sneakers too?
seriously, are you one of those creepy dude who wear their leather jacket and sunglasses everywhere, like grown up versions of Harris/Kleibold?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:36:27 EDT (#)
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Jack, honey, I like you fella, but...
Man.
Please, I beg you, get a life from all this childish fighting with uberpeople.
its all rather silly...
Go plant a sunflower and watch it grow - it'll be more fun for you than fighting with Caul and other uberpeople..
WHAT IS UBER COMING TO?????????????????????????????????
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:35:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:17:04 EDT (#)
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You are a small, balding man, Jack :-/
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Are you confusing me with http://www.ubersite.com/u/Shlongy?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:30:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:29:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:36:12 EDT (#)
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what's wrong with your hand?
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When I was a kid we had a garbage disposal in the sink. Need I say more?
Well that clears up everything for me..
brain damage FTW!!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:29:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:36:12 EDT (#)
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what's wrong with your hand?
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When I was a kid we had a garbage disposal in the sink. Need I say more?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:27:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:26:12 EDT (#)
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Seriously, if I ever started balding I'd probably blow my brains out. Very few human beings look good with a naked head. Very few.
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it's still better than ginger hair.
but do blow your brains out if you ever start thinning.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:26:12 EDT (#)
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Seriously, if I ever started balding I'd probably blow my brains out. Very few human beings look good with a naked head. Very few.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:17:04 EDT (#)
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You are a small, balding man, Jack :-/
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:09:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:44:44 EDT (#)
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LOL
Says the guy who has posted over 900 times and even made a little video to celebrate a million hits and has a list of alters a mile long which he uses to cheat at writing contests and who logs in every single goddamn day even while he's on vacation.
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It was indeed an incredibly complicated production. I think it took about 3 minutes. It was exhausting.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121795
http://stuff.ubersite.com/12392466299061874/1/welcome%20to%20hitsville.mov
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:01:43 EDT (#)
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ooops!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:01:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:44:44 EDT (#)
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LOL
Says the guy who has posted over 900 times and even made a little video to celebrate a million hits and has a list of alters a mile long which he uses to cheat at writing contests and who logs in every single goddamn day even while he's on vacation.
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Stop running your hole about me and the other alters.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:56:37 EDT (#)
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I must say that you are fluffing that quiff up with some hairspray awfully hard. That's got to be to compensate for your receding hairline.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:56:28 EDT (#)
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STOP!!!
BOOBIE TIME!!!!
( o ) ( o )
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:49:32 EDT (#)
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/facepalm
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:46:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:37:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:29:22 EDT (#)
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lol, I love how you try to look tough giving the finger, but do it hiding your face, and with a pasty white little hand that can't even properly give the finger and looks like it belongs to a prepubescent teenager. I bet your hand would crack under the strain of a firm handshake from a small woman.
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I did the pic this way so you could recognize me since the only way someone like you would have the balls to approach me would be from behind.
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hahaha, Jack, I don't think there's any one in the world, except perhaps a paraplegic 80 year old woman, who would be afraid to approach you for any reason other then the relentless assault of feline urine on their olfactory senses or the possibilty you might open your mouth and bombard them with stupidity.
At any rate, let's face Jack, I would never bother travelling all the way to SF to have any kind of interaction with you. It's the technilogical age, Email would suffice. Although, once again, I think I'd just skip e-mailling you and correspond directly with your branch manager instead. =)
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:44:44 EDT (#)
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LOL
Says the guy who has posted over 900 times and even made a little video to celebrate a million hits and has a list of alters a mile long which he uses to cheat at writing contests and who logs in every single goddamn day even while he's on vacation.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:39:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:21:25 EDT (#)
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btw, nice leather coat, van damme.
didn't know california was that cold.
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Van Damme. hahaha.
There is a chill in the air. Last week at this time it was in the high 80s/90s.
http://www.sfgate.com/weather/
btw everyone says that latest JCVD flick is pretty good. If anyone has seen it, let me know.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:37:48 EDT (#)
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lol @ comments
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:37:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:29:22 EDT (#)
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lol, I love how you try to look tough giving the finger, but do it hiding your face, and with a pasty white little hand that can't even properly give the finger and looks like it belongs to a prepubescent teenager. I bet your hand would crack under the strain of a firm handshake from a small woman.
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I did the pic this way so you could recognize me since the only way someone like you would have the balls to approach me would be from behind.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:36:58 EDT (#)
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Being a douche is the closest no1 ever got to a pussy.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:36:12 EDT (#)
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what's wrong with your hand?
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:34:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:33:58 EDT (#)
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This is all kinds of suck.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:29:22 EDT (#)
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lol, I love how you try to look tough giving the finger, but do it hiding your face, and with a pasty white little hand that can't even properly give the finger and looks like it belongs to a prepubescent teenager. I bet your hand would crack under the strain of a firm handshake from a small woman.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:27:12 EDT (#)
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and what's with the box on your desk? The true nature of your employment revealed : shipping/recieving and sorting financial documents. I guess that's what happens when the extent of your education is grade 10.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:25:12 EDT (#)
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You live in SF, and are indoors. Why the fuck are you wearing a heavy leather coat? Try to cover up those tiny little arms and withered shoulders that would crack under the weight of a elementary students book bag?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:21:25 EDT (#)
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btw, nice leather coat, van damme.
didn't know california was that cold.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:13:30 EDT (#)
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Nice cube Jack. I guess the executive compensation restrictions contained in the TARP/EESA legislation don't apply to you, huh?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:11:35 EDT (#)
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is that a box?
are you emptying your desk and joining the unemployed?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:11:01 EDT (#)
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i really like no1, we have a love/hate/spelling relationship.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:10:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:08:34 EDT (#)
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no offence Jack, but that looks like you are flashing a peace sign, but only have a stump for an index finger.
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*blinks - looks again*
hahahaha, you are right.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:10:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:09:25 EDT (#)
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*offense*
fuck I am retarded
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:08:34 EDT (#)
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no offence Jack, but that looks like you are flashing a peace sign, but only have a stump for an index finger.