That Bitch Chomped My Jig! Vol. 2 (Now with some content) (1163 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. (View user info) at 2009-04-28 08:42:35 EDT
Not feeling triumphant with the small little fish I got on Saturday I set out with Sage yesterday to best my season's catch. Much to my delight I landed not only a bigger fish but my biggest bass to date. Don't get me wrong here. I'm used to PA fishing and more specifically Trout fishing and this is my first year actively seeking out bass and I've only accidentally caught bass before. This whole method of finding the right lure, location, time, wind direction, etc. isn't entirely new but most aspects are.
When trout fishing you only need a handful of tools and a good sense where to throw your lure. Trout fishing is also more common to creeks and streams whereas bass are found more often in lakes, ponds, and wide bodies of water. With bass fishing it's an all together different ball game. You can throw 10 different lures in the same spot and not get a bite, but throw a different color of the same lure as the fourth and all of a sudden you're getting hits all over the place.
Learning the patterns of fish has kept me busy reading. Right now I'm in the middle of the spawn and the fish below I caught on a spawning bed, probably trying to protect her fry. In the next week the bass will move to deeper waters to cool down and hopefully protect the fry from being eaten by the likes of herons, egrets, and other wading birds. Learning new terminology like Carolina rigs, Texas rigs, different types of knots, and everything else associated with bass fishing has been fun.
I'm ready to start landing more like these. I won't post any more pictures of the fish I land....unless of course it trumps the one below. Then I MUST brag :)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:26:27 EDT (#)
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That's your best catch of the season? I caught one that big off the dock one evening when I was just testing my line before going out.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-04-29 23:45:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-29 12:51:47 EDT (#)
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Don't bother (-2)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 17:05:48 EDT (#)
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I guess when you get called out on something as pathetic as that you tend to not have a reply, eh?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:56:21 EDT (#)
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Haha, icarus. Why don't you email sage again and try to start a "let's hate sicosemen" revolution. That sounds like a fucking winner, you sad loser?
bWWHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:25:00 EDT (#)
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Always sad when I have to explain this sort of thing to you.
See, you and Carrot Top are both mediocre douchenozzles. This is beyond refutation. He, however, can live off his mediocre douchenozzery. You require a dayjob. Ginger washout who plays a guitar with cheese > You.
Also, people actually travel cross country to heckle him (there has been one recorded instance of someone traveling from the 17th century to huck a bottle at his head). Most of your "uber fanz" would meh at walking down the block.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-28 12:23:48 EDT (#)
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GO YOU!
I hope you do post more fish photos.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:47:32 EDT (#)
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No Sico, YOU'RE bad luck.
Wilde Lake--> off of Lauderdale...lets DO this.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:45:29 EDT (#)
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You'd at least have better luck of finding some cock in my pants on the water, but you might not catch any fish. I thought sage was bad luck until I caught this monster yesterday.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:43:08 EDT (#)
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only the mystery part.
although i have never sought out cock while on the water..maybe i'd have better luck, eh?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:41:18 EDT (#)
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Googling now...I vote for going on Thursday or Friday.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:41:11 EDT (#)
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And fishing is fun. But, you are the one that took the liberty of comparing fishing to seeing cock. Ergo, I'll take a chesty shot then.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:38:26 EDT (#)
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I don't know if it was a swiffer duster, but I'll take pictures of any foreign object in your cunny, thanks.
Sage, we need to check out Wilde Lake.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:33:17 EDT (#)
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yes sage perverts are a problem.
I know alot of guys with boats but only one do i know is just there to fish.
i need to find a ladies angler club or something...but then i'd have to worry about chicks wanting my goodies too!.
damn, can't an attractive lady just mooch off a person for their boat without sexual implications?
its a cruel cruel world, my friend.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:30:43 EDT (#)
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no it was this dude with his rubbermaid alter last time i was in these parts.
Besides im waiting for the pic you told me about on sage's post earlier today!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:29:08 EDT (#)
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I've heard great things about Bugg's Island. I've gotten invited to go to Lake Chesdin, another spot here in the West End and also a pond in Caroline county but these are all by guys 10-15 years older than me trying to get into my pants so the response has always been a firm "no thanks".
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:28:19 EDT (#)
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no mystia that was me.
and you havent delivered...yet ;)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:23:40 EDT (#)
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*snatch*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:22:52 EDT (#)
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you dont reply to all my actual fishing comments but throw in a money shot reference?
no money shots i have alot of hair and that shit is sticky..
besides i'm a classy lady and all classy ladies prefer it on our chest thank you very much!
now kindly suck it!
<3
didn't you ask me for a photo of a swiffer duster in my snaych?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:08:17 EDT (#)
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Congrats Sico.
If you guys get a chance, you should visit the lake near my hometown, Buggs Island Lake/Kerr Resevoir. (Name changes depending on which side of the VA/NC border you're on.)
It's probably a 1&1/2 hour drive south down I-85, is a huge lake, and would make a good weekend camping trip, especially this time of year. But mainly, it's got lots and lots of really big fish, which is why all the anglers you see on television spend plenty of time and money there.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 11:02:55 EDT (#)
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Mystia, I bet you have a face like a canvas, just waiting to be painted upon.
Turns out my work is being delayed due to a heating issue. I don't know about all this camera fuckery but I learned a thing or two so I'm happy.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:50:02 EDT (#)
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thought this was a fishing post?
when did it turn into camera fuckery?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:49:35 EDT (#)
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Yeah. Your mum and, you've got gimpy teeth.
*raspberries*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:47:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:42:21 BST (#)
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Red, a genuine thanks. I learned quite a bit from you this morning.
I've got work to do. See you next post.
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I'll have a minus two waiting.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:45:07 EDT (#)
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Bell! I thought you'd fucked off? Don't you have frumps to bother and articles on best brands of toothpaste to pen?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:43:19 EDT (#)
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No, dumbass...44,000 rviews makes me the WINNER. Check the stats.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:42:38 EDT (#)
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Sico vs Redskies; the most boring internet rivalry since hamsterdance.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:42:21 EDT (#)
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Red, a genuine thanks. I learned quite a bit from you this morning.
I've got work to do. See you next post.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:41:07 EDT (#)
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Eh, misfire, but whatevs.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:40:43 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ the below.
It's ALL true.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:40:25 EDT (#)
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Also, that color fish on the grass? It would have blended in, I would think. Anyway, food for thought for the next go around.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:39:31 EDT (#)
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Believe it or not, no I didn't have time. Where I was fishing in relation to where sage was fishing was 20 yards apart. When I landed the fish I called her and she got 10 feet away before I told her to get her camera and being the fat, disgusting, slob she is it took her 2 more minutes to saunter back with camera in hand and the fish desperately needing water.
Poor, fat, sage.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:37:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:36:03 BST (#)
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The problem with that is that neither of us are self proclaimed camera/photography experts, I was releasing the fish and therefor had time parameters to work within, and lastly I don't carry around white cards, gels, lighting stands, and other nerdy shit you do :)
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You didn't have time to put the fish on the ground and take a picture?
White card is quite good for when you are in a booth getting your passport shots done, just hold it out of shot and it'll make the flash look a lot less harsh.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:37:00 EDT (#)
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Or...in my case, because sage is a stupid!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:36:03 EDT (#)
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The problem with that is that neither of us are self proclaimed camera/photography experts, I was releasing the fish and therefor had time parameters to work within, and lastly I don't carry around white cards, gels, lighting stands, and other nerdy shit you do :)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:34:15 EDT (#)
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Don't get me wrong, you can shoot in the sunlight, but if there's that much light, the camera is going to have to underexpose all of the dark stuff, which is a problem for 40% of your fish. And don't get me started on HDR, it all looks gay.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:32:36 EDT (#)
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If the fish was the subject, why take all that other stuff? I'd have laid it out on the ground (or on a ground sheet or whatever) knelt and taken a nice closeup shot while trying to not cast it in shadow.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:31:17 EDT (#)
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Red...you're right in saying that it was indeed a candid shot...I wouldn't have had him standing directly in the sunlight but he was about to throw the fish back in the water. The other shot he was holding the fish at a strange angle making it look smaller than it was...this was probably a 3-4lb, 16-18" fish (per Sico's guesstimate) and neither picture did it justice.
I'm usually not terrible at photography although I'm DEFINITELY no expert. Thanks for the advice...the IXUS is in my price range and appears to be pretty solidly rated.
Sorry for fagging up your post, you used douche.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:30:14 EDT (#)
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Red, you're right about the lighting. This is the original: http://picasaweb.google.com/sicosemen/Me#5329749361050458754 Mind you that I just wanted a photo of the fish.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:27:08 EDT (#)
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http://www.kenrockwell.com/tech/notcamera.htm
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:26:30 EDT (#)
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Take that phony love shit to your post. Don't fag mine up.
And shlongy. You have 44,000+ reviews.
That makes you a) quite the uber loser and 4) in low odds of funny : unfunny.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:25:57 EDT (#)
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http://www.kenrockwell.com/tech.htm
much better articles than an uber review by me.
I think he has an ugly family, but I quite like his landscape stuff.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:24:24 EDT (#)
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tbh Sage, I think your existing camera is perfectly fine for the sort of stuff you do. If you were going to change anything I'd have a bit more of a think about your framing and where your light source(s) are in relation to your subject. I know you're going to say this was just a candid shot, but the light coming from the left bleaches your image somewhat, and leaves most of your subject in the shade.
If I'd been taking that shot I'd have probably had the light behind me, that way the camera has one evenly lit image to capture. Modern cameras are really clever, they do zonal light metering more quickly than any human and rarely get it wrong if you give it reasonable light conditions.
Also, try and avoid the flash unless you have to, or try and bounce the light off a wall - which is tricky with a little compact. You may find that putting a piece of white card beneath the subject's face in dark environments before taking the picture makes the flash a little more even.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:18:11 EDT (#)
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Sweet, I'll have to look that one up...thanks Red. You get even MORE makeout points from me now!
xoxoxoxoxo <3
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:16:54 EDT (#)
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Incidentally, Sony make most (if not all) of the CCDs in Nikon cameras. Canon make their own.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:16:04 EDT (#)
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point and shoot cameras are all pretty much of a muchness. Sony, Nikon, Canon, Fuji all do pretty good ones.
Megapixels is a load of crap. All that describes is the density of sensors on the CCD. A much better measure of quality is the size of the CCD itself. Thus a point and shoot camera (such as found in a mobile phone) may say it has 6mp, but will be blown away by a DSLR with a nice big lens so plenty of light falls on the CCD. You will notice more noise on an image taken with a little camera like that, usually graininess in the green channel.
For what it's worth, many of my colleagues use the canon ixus when they need a portable camera and don't want to lug around a big camera.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:12:26 EDT (#)
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Yes, I just did a read about the exif data, but that's mainly good for jpeg.
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Jpeg, tiff and the variety of raw formats are separate from exif data. Exif data records the setup of the camera. Like a signature on a painting.
Jpegs are commonly used for cameras because they compress well, and, although a lossy format, on a one off capture, that's no real hardship. Raw files are, in fact, a form of high quality jpeg, just with a separate luminosity channel, just as found in LAB colour modes.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:11:32 EDT (#)
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Wow, that is actually pretty interesting. And he was pretty much dead on balls accurate, too.
I've had that camera since September 2005 but it's still in pretty great condition. I want a new one with more megapixels...I'd LOVE a Nikon (HEARD they're exceptionally good quality) but I'm not sure if they're overrated and I'm not pressed enough on buying a new camera to research them at this point.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:09:27 EDT (#)
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Well, the fact that it was at least ONCE funny puts that "one up" on any of your 42,000 reviews or comments, now doesn't it?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:07:10 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, that was funny the first 36 times you mentioned. Now, it's about as old as your weathered skin.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:05:52 EDT (#)
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Wait a second...you KNOW sage?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:05:45 EDT (#)
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Yes, I just did a read about the exif data, but that's mainly good for jpeg.
Truly, appreciate that.
Sage, you're partially right but you need an exif data reader. It gets pretty detailed, even to focal length, aperature, etc. I didn't know that much could be detected. ...learn something new everyday. Thanks, red.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:04:05 EDT (#)
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filename says nothing. it's exif data
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-28 10:02:54 EDT (#)
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Sico...that's actually pretty easy given the file name.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:59:15 EDT (#)
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Oh noes, I have a day job. Was that meant to be an insult? Last time I checked, everyone here has day jobs.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:58:10 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exchangeable_image_file_format
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:57:03 EDT (#)
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Red, that is sage's camera. I would like to know how you figure out what kind of camera it was taken on though based on the picture. I know there are ways to do it but I've never actually tried or really cared until now. I'm sure you'll keep it your little secret but if you wouldn't mind sharing I'd be appreciative.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:56:02 EDT (#)
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You and Carrot Top have loads in common. Neither of you have groupies, for one. You just have people in the audience who delight in throwing ash trays and bricks at your skull. Also, you both look like douchenozzles and have overblown delusions of adequacy.
I guess the only real difference is that he makes money off his mediocrity, while you have to hold down a day job.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:52:54 EDT (#)
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jeaneeeeeeeeee
sup sister?
I'm ok..just got back online a bit ago and after i ran out of everything to browse on my favorite sites i flushed the toilet and ended up here...i'm still a bit dizzy and i though bartbart made air freshner a must in these parts..
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:50:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:46:56 EDT (#)
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dont worry, i dont need to stalk men..they come along freely to their demise.
muhahaha..
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I can see that! You devious angler you.
Happy fishing.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:49:03 EDT (#)
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MYSTIAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey, what's up?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:46:56 EDT (#)
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dont worry, i dont need to stalk men..they come along freely to their demise.
muhahaha..
seriously tho..don't worry i already had that info anyway and i dont take cyber feuds into the real world unless it's done to me first.
i'm more defensive..less offense.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:43:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:35:45 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:14:10 EDT (#)
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smells like fish below
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you hush.
just cause i turned down your offer to stalk method for me!
xoxo.
the offer of his personal info was a swwet gesture tho...matt!
i mean im just assuming that matt hartman would be the same person as sgt hartman, no?
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Yeah I figured you could use methods info, his mom gave it away so freely I just had to share.
At first you knowing my real name spooked me, but I think I have posted that shit all over this site. Im not worried though, I'm not really "stalkable" anyway. :(
P.S.-I've got a bluefish in my pants. Pass it on.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:35:45 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:14:10 EDT (#)
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smells like fish below
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you hush.
just cause i turned down your offer to stalk method for me!
xoxo.
the offer of his personal info was a swwet gesture tho...matt!
i mean im just assuming that matt hartman would be the same person as sgt hartman, no?
And another thing to add to my fishing tribute below...
Often going down a mans pants is also the same x-mas morning excitement..you don't know whats down there or how big it is....
Sadly the size of the fish i catch is usually more pleasing than the size of the peeners i encounter.
:(
REAL WOMEN FISH...BITCHES!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:29:20 EDT (#)
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Where's the next shot, where you popped that little guy on your jub jub?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:28:32 EDT (#)
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it's a shame your sony S60 doesn't have a 'remove shitty tattoos' function isn't it?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:27:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:26:37 EDT (#)
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filename
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:24:50 EDT (#)
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'And idiot' to you too my fat faced chum.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:24:23 EDT (#)
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Shit, I guess it's tough to call someone an idiot :(
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:24:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:06:36 EDT (#)
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It's like the more you do it the funnier it gets. LULZ.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 08:56:27 EDT (#)
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I'm rather proud of that.
The thing is, I had an awful premonition that something really shitty was about to hit the front page and voila!
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Both of the above made me LOL. I <3 Redskies AND Icarus.
I love Mystia, she makes me happy.
I want to catch a fish. Sico...its just as well that you can't fish tonight 'cause I have shit to do early (golf lesson, meeting with a prospective client)...BUT are you going to be watching the Caps game at 7?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:24:04 EDT (#)
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Haha, you're and idiot. Try more, it's entertaining.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:23:56 EDT (#)
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Oh - I know everything there is to know about Italian soccer, why only yesterday AC Juventus won the world cup!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:23:11 EDT (#)
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The sun twinkled on the amethyst waters of the lake when I, the Italian Stallion (who can't speak Italian) quested for the most blessed of piscine companions for breeding purposes.
p.s. Sage - let's go to that place we go where we smoke lots of pot and discuss how simply marvellous I am. I would send this in an email, but decided that letting all of Uber know will reinforce my sense of having a really fabulous social life.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:20:53 EDT (#)
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Again, you'd be wrong. Nothing I wrote made any attempt at humor. I guess you got this whole "sicosemen writing" assumption pretty wrong. Nice try to seem knowing though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:20:39 EDT (#)
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Usually polite manners to +2 when you're linkwhoring isn't it?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:19:54 EDT (#)
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I do that sometimes when I start reading it and I immediately start snoring.
Face it, you write shite. It's usually horribly purple prose with a weak storyline and a feeble stab at humour.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:19:53 EDT (#)
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Actually, I take that back. I'm not going to out my alter.
Here, remember when you gave me +2's because it wasn't yet trendy to be my troll? http://www.ubersite.com/m/82593#1793509
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:18:50 EDT (#)
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Wager money and I'll show you. Neither you or Icarus has rated a single piece.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:17:01 EDT (#)
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doubt it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:16:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:14:26 EDT (#)
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Don't flatter yourself pindick, it's just you post endless tripe.
I bet I've dropped a fair few -2s on your much vaunted alter whose writing is so amazing.
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And you'd be losing that bet.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:15:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:10:36 EDT (#)
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+2 for poaching fish from someone's backyard pond.
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I resent that! It's actually a decent size lake in the middle of an office complex and quite a few people fish there. http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=37.669673,-77.570257&spn=0.007898,0.013647&t=h&z=16
Unfortunately I can't go tonight as I heard one of the brakes telling me it was time to be changed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:14:26 EDT (#)
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Don't flatter yourself pindick, it's just you post endless tripe.
I bet I've dropped a fair few -2s on your much vaunted alter whose writing is so amazing.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:14:10 EDT (#)
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smells like fish below
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:13:21 EDT (#)
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I happen to love fishing!
being on the water its so amazing..and the suprise of it all.
each bite on your line is like x-mas morning...you just dont know what is down there or how big it is.
it's always different, always peaceful, and always worth it even just being on the water!
I've been fishing since i was old enough to hold a fishing pole and have been taking off my fish and baiting a hook since elementary school.
my step-dad wanted a son clearly...lol , no, but he was Mr. outdoors and dragged me along when my mom was at work during the summer. She was on days and he worked nights.
I caught a giant smallmouth up north years ago and gave it to a friend who owns a taxidermy shop nearby.
He was so happy, he did an excellent job on it and it hangs in his shop as an example of his work.
My boyfriends father actually sent the photos of me bringing it in the boat and stuff to an angler magazine.
Yes, i was in a fishing magazine years ago.
woo.
yup, the fact that i have tits and a vagina amazes me as well!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:12:37 EDT (#)
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I remember the days when I had more trolls than just Icarus, Redskies, and Shlongy. What happened to sphagnum, jonnyx, frankthebear, and the rest of the trusty groupies?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:10:36 EDT (#)
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+2 for poaching fish from someone's backyard pond.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:06:36 EDT (#)
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It's like the more you do it the funnier it gets. LULZ.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 08:56:27 EDT (#)
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I'm rather proud of that.
The thing is, I had an awful premonition that something really shitty was about to hit the front page and voila!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-04-28 08:56:25 EDT (#)
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i catch a lot like that. they're fun but the real fun begins when you can hook into the ones that are so fat they're almost malformed... the one time it's okay to deliberately go hoggin.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-28 08:56:04 EDT (#)
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Good work, I gotta start fishing again.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-28 08:43:36 EDT (#)
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*slow clap* :07 seconds. That's got to be a fucking record. *slow clap, indeed*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-28 08:42:48 EDT (#)
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