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She Swallowed My Worm! (No Content) (936 hits)

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Rating: 0.81 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. (View user info) at 2009-04-27 09:04:45 EDT


She was pretty small, but my first "real" catch of the season. Everything up to this point could fit in my hand. YAY Carolina rigging! Any anglers here?

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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I caught 4 that size one evening when fishing for walleye. Those are throwbacks, I wouldn't even snap a pic.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-28 04:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-04-28 03:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-27 22:48:39 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-04-27 22:24:25 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-27 15:36:02 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Someone should plan a fishing Ubercon.
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I'm in for that. The SF bay area has some awesome fishing. You can catch almost anything. And if you cant catch anything, it's a quick boat trip to the ocean.
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I can just hear the "MY POLE IS LONGER THAN YOURS" banter.
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My claim is actually stronger string.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-28 01:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-04-27 22:24:25 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-27 15:36:02 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Someone should plan a fishing Ubercon.
======================================================================
I'm in for that. The SF bay area has some awesome fishing. You can catch almost anything. And if you cant catch anything, it's a quick boat trip to the ocean.
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I can just hear the "MY POLE IS LONGER THAN YOURS" banter.

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-04-28 01:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-27 15:36:02 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Someone should plan a fishing Ubercon.
======================================================================
I'm in for that. The SF bay area has some awesome fishing. You can catch almost anything. And if you cant catch anything, it's a quick boat trip to the ocean.

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-04-28 00:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

congrats.

Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-04-28 00:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I try, but fail terribly at it.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-27 18:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Someone should plan a fishing Ubercon.


Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-27 17:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

One day while fishing with a buddy of mine, my line broke and I lost his bobblythingybopper, but an hour or so later it washed up onto the shore, which was really just a big pile of rocks. It wasn't going to wash back out, so we let it be for a while, and eventually I walked over to go get it. When I pulled the line up it started jerking wildly, mostly because of the fish it was attached to at the moment. Being the raging vagina that I am, I panicked and dropped the poor guy in between the cracks of the rocks. There was no chance for a rescue mission, and it was a sad day for all involved. Which is to say we got drunk and laughed about it.


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-27 16:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FISHYFISHY, FISHEYE VIEW

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-27 14:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can catch bigger fish than that by simply sending them invitations to a party on the boat.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-27 14:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wiggers are people too, Caul!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-27 14:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-27 14:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

angling for grey trout and trolling for northern pike.

+2 fishing.

i didn't know wiggers could fish.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-27 13:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mostly now I fish for sport because RICHMOND FISHING FUCKING SUCKS! Up in PA they would stock rivers, lakes, creeks, etc. with trout. Not in any surrounding county do they do that in Richmond because RICHMOND FISHING FUCKING SUCKS!

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-27 13:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just got a licence good for five years.

Caught a big trout once in Montana using a banana peel for bait.Others were digging for worms and I was eating a banana. Guess that strip of peel looked like a worm.The others were sweating from all that digging and when they returned and saw my fish there was much laughing and cursing.

While fishing off a dock on the Cali coast as a kid, I hooked a bright gold fish about a foot long. When I took hold of it to remove the hook, a lot of tiny baby fishes came from her and landed on the dock. I put her back in the water and scrambled to get the tiny ones off the dock and in the water. I continued till every last lil fishy was placed back in the water. This incident put me off fishing for a long time.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-04-27 13:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to angle.

Last time I went angling was 28 years ago, it also was the last trip my dad, my brother and me took together.
Saturday 04:00 AM and friggin' cold and foggy, while walking towards the spot on the pier we'd usually sat voices started greeting my dad, out of the dense fog.
My brother and me looked at each other and feared the worst.
It turned out that my dad and his military buds were having some sort of fishing tournament and my dad simply took us along without telling us or mom about it.
At 05:00 AM the BBQ was lit and the alcohol started to flow.(Beer, Jägermeister, Schnapps)

At 10:00 AM our part of the harbor turned into a battlefield with drunk folks fighting with their gear and/or eachother's gear and a big fuming BBQ in the background. I don't recall any fish being caught that night but it sure as hell was a lot of fun.

This is the only time, I know of, that my dad lied to my mother.

+2 for memories.







Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-04-27 13:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-27 13:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


THE WHORE!!!




Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-27 12:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I haven't fished in years :(

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-04-27 12:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-04-27 11:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ooooh fishing season!!! i forgot about that.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-27 10:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Scourge, you don't have to keep the fish to have a good time. I saw Mike Iaconelli do his show "City Limits" inside of Chicago. You're right though, not everyone can be as awesome as me.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-27 10:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

don't fish around here because there isn't a body of water that i'd trust eating what came out of it.

i did take my new amd-65 to the range this weekend though, and GODDAMN it was awesome.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No it dosn't matter how many fish there are, everyone else will catch heaps, I will catch none. I think they feel my tension.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fishing is cruel.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Let me guess, this is the portion of the program where everybody is suddenly a fishing expert with 24 carat gold-plated equipment that should've cost them thousands of pounds but they managed to pick up half price because they're so fucking cool, and then tell us stories of landed narwhals caught off the coast of Zanzibar while sipping whisky and fucking the living shit out of Marilyn Monroe's younger, hotter cousin.

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This all applies to me. Honest to god, with one exception. I don't sip.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let me guess, this is the portion of the program where everybody is suddenly a fishing expert with 24 carat gold-plated equipment that should've cost them thousands of pounds but they managed to pick up half price because they're so fucking cool, and then tell us stories of landed narwhals caught off the coast of Zanzibar while sipping whisky and fucking the living shit out of Marilyn Monroe's younger, hotter cousin.





I've never been fishing, but I do like Robson Green's Extreme Fishing program.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-27 08:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sico has recently taught me a lot about fishing...he's actually pretty shockingly patient and really, he's an excellent teacher.

Depending on where you live I'd TOTALLY go fishing with you, Brdn.

I was SUPPOSED to go fishing/hiking with Silvr and The Freak but never heard back from them after I told them I could come out. :(

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

come fish with me. I'll take you to a place where you can drop a worm straight down off a dock into the water below and catch bass, crappie, perch, northern, bull head, blue gill, and buffalo head. there are walleye there too but haven't yet caught any from there. (also the spot where I caught the hog I mentioned in my earlier review).

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm right there with you, TuT's...I think because I can't cast very far I'm not catching anything.

I have no problem with touching fish but I haven't caught a single one yet so getting it off the hook will be interesting the first time I have to do it. I'm just scared I'll cut myself on a scale or something...I remember them being pretty sharp depending on the fish.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for sure. caught one 23" last year and it was a monster. I thought about keeping it but at that size I decided to let it live to grow some more. only one i've caught over 20".

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This guy was about 12-14 inches but very young. I like the old sows that are about 20" and have a giant fucking gut on them. Those are fun to catch.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When we go fishing I catch nothing, my partner catches everything but won't touch the fish. I have to remove them from the hook for him. He won't go fishing with mates anymore cos' they tease his unmanliness. +2 cos you can catch fish and I can't.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

tiny little thing. I've not been out yet but there are some very large smallmouth to be caught right here in town. for more active fast paced fishing though it's "the pond" out on cnty rd J. small little pond always covered in muck. throw a rubber worm on top of the muck and bounce it back to shore and P O W the bass come out of nowhere to destroy the worm. so much fun and they usually range between 14" and 18".

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not that great at casting yet. :(

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Can't rate going outside and playing poorly.

I just got a bigass fishing pole and reel setup at a pawnshop. I put a 4oz weight and a stuffed rabbit on the end of the line. I cast it across the yard and reel in the f'dog. He seems to have a good time with it and I get to practice my casting and beer-consuming skills.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not for years man,

I caught an eel once fishing at night, I stepped on it and when i took the hook out the bitch make a shreiking noise. Scared the shit outta me.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fish fucker

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-27 09:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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