I'm back to work, I'm blocked at work, I burned down the house, there's a devil in the closet, then The Poet sent me this and it made my day all better. *Compulsive, poorly conceived post with no content whatsoever except an internet link, -2nami, etc* (910 hits)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2009-04-24 18:12:42 EDT
No, really.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
*fin*
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-07-13 13:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lishy this day is [age deleted]
(We can't permit the age repeated)
However, Lishy, be not concerned
Although this website sucks the worm
A birthday post still has its place
To draw a smile upon your face;
Instead of posts, this short review
Will simply, Lishy, have to do.
Oh, how it pleased the gods to see
Your height capped off at four foot three
To prove that good things come inside
Small packages (oh mmm, yes I'd)
But of your elfishness, no more
Let's celebrate the Uberwhore
Whom Snark both faps to and adores,
Your attitude, your wit - men know
This translates well when down below,
The countless circles jerked, the heat,
Cast from the right hand of my seat,
The willingness to use index or thumb
To stimulate the, well, you know the one.
Your only fault: blind loyalty
To sports teams from nearby Philly,
But if J. Werth would fit inside a box
I'd wrap him up in just his Phillies socks.
So Happy Birthday, Valerie
From Ubersite and Honalee
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-06-11 15:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(waking up from a period of disillusionment and heartache to utter three barely audible words)
lets... go... mets...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-06-07 00:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa, Jamie Moyer is still ALIVE?
Wow. Just wow.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-07 23:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't read it.
Jamie Moyer would probably be a better pitcher if he didn't have to swing his colostomy bag out of the way every time he threw the ball.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-05 15:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can i borrow 10 bux?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-05-05 15:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HE TOOK CREDIT FOR MY LINK. I'M SHIVVING THE PUNK!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-27 13:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realized I have almost he exact same reaction.
Am I part Lemur?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-04-27 10:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, I'd slow your loris.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-27 07:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YEAH EMPLOYMENT!!!
and whoever said you have nice eyebrows, they was right.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-27 01:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WELL, IF ITS ANY COMPENSATION, YOU STILL HAVE THE COOLEST EYEBROWS IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-26 22:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha Jake- nooo. My current job os far from ideal and I've taken a severe pay cut, but right now, a job is a job.
And Bubba, thank you. I've been earning my own money since babysitting and delivering papers at age 9, and this is the first time I've ever collected. This is the comment I was alluding to:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121561#2874497
...which appears to have failed to take into account the experience of sending scores of resumes into an abyss for jobs thousands of others are also seeking, overqualification, underqualification, and all other factors which may have kept people like me out of work for 5 months.
Shoot away.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-25 16:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-24 20:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-24 20:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY WORK!
That critter is fucking creepy, though.
What is this talk about a burnt down house?
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As opposed to how my day actually went, that's just a lyric. I don't know if "YAY!" is how I reacted, so much as "siiiiiiigh..".. But I won't be collecting unemployment compensation anymore, and at least that should meet with make Jack McCallum's approval.
I'll e-mail you and scourge sometime soon to explain..this has all been arranged and executed over the past 2 weeks, so I didn't get a chance to update you guys.
I guess I can understand the equal parts cute/creepy factor this evokes in some people, but I just think these critters so goddamned adorable.
And Ew, indeed. Fucking American League.
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Collecting unemployment is not a bad thing. I doubt that McCallum would think so, either. You fucking paid your share into unemployment, and you deserved to take out your share. I took my share when it was due to me, and I have no regrets.
I'm happy for you having a new job now. Prople who whine about those on unemployment should be shot in the face. As I said, you paid for it, so take back what you paid for. Anyone who thinks otherwise may sweetly lick my anus....
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-25 14:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-25 14:27:17 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
well done on rejoining the daily grind. What is your new job? do you have an awesome job title?
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-25 01:54:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Talk about one job I never failed at. If only I could have brought myself to charge for THOSE, I would never have been in trouble in the first place! Stupid laws and communicable diseases and ..er..morals.
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Hmmmm..........
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-25 09:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done on rejoining the daily grind. What is your new job? do you have an awesome job title?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-25 07:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the cutest creature I have ever seen. Which country do I need to live in, in order to have one?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-25 01:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-25 00:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats!
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-04-24 23:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sointeresting!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-24 22:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 back on the productive side.
Slow Loris would be an excellent band name.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-24 20:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Talk about one job I never failed at. If only I could have brought myself to charge for THOSE, I would never have been in trouble in the first place! Stupid laws and communicable diseases and ..er..morals.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-24 20:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm genuinely happy for you.
So, how about a blow job?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-24 20:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-24 20:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY WORK!
That critter is fucking creepy, though.
What is this talk about a burnt down house?
===
As opposed to how my day actually went, that's just a lyric. I don't know if "YAY!" is how I reacted, so much as "siiiiiiigh..".. But I won't be collecting unemployment compensation anymore, and at least that should meet with make Jack McCallum's approval.
I'll e-mail you and scourge sometime soon to explain..this has all been arranged and executed over the past 2 weeks, so I didn't get a chance to update you guys.
I guess I can understand the equal parts cute/creepy factor this evokes in some people, but I just think these critters so goddamned adorable.
And Ew, indeed. Fucking American League.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-24 20:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY WORK!
That critter is fucking creepy, though.
What is this talk about a burnt down house?
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-04-24 19:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
saw it.. i can't decide if it's the creepiest or cutest thing ever..maybe both?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-24 19:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*heart* you
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-24 19:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're really back to work? Cool.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just jokes
hope all is great for you
sometimes burning down the house is therapeutic
but the poet has SUCH bad taste in baseball
AL??
ew
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't say I talked to him, scourgey, I said he sent me this link!
RAAAAAAAAAGH
I really need a drink. Has anyone read Alfie Kohn's 'The Schools Our Children Deserve' by any chance? Great book, don't feel like critiquing it right now though.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh
so you can find time to talk to that guy
okay
i'll never be visiting your posts again
consider this +2 a goodbye
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, I didn't realize it at first but you're right you did point out how shitty and absent of content the post was going to be. Not sure how, but now I value this post more. It's like really self-aware and therefore cool. +2!
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fur was SMILING!
Auto +2 FOR smiling FUR.....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey sully, I warned you in the title at least, and I haven't seen it before or I wouldn't have posted it. Over a hundred posts and it's pretty rare you'll find one that's just a link. I wanna be at happy hour but I have to write a goddamned paper after working all week. SORRY FOR TRYING TO BRING A FUCKING SMILE TO YOUR FACES. *WEEEEEEEEP*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know, right??
Ew..there was a time when I hated hearing people say 'I know, right??' and somehow I've become one of them.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If someone's going to post just a funny video, how about a video that hasn't been making the viral rounds for two weeks.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that video cracked the piece of me I rely on to hate.
How am I supposed to hate now Sacrilicious???!?!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
dan tangel?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That made my evil hurt.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that video is creepy
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lishy is Britney Spears new tour manager.