UBERCONNN!!!!l!!!! THE ONLY thing you have left to look foward to in your pathetic life (1197 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2009-04-24 05:53:13 EDT
reference post http://www.ubersite.com/m/121411
The planning is going nicely.
MYCOCK (the code name for this event) has pulled in 36 emails from lucky ubersite boys and 12 from lucky ubersite girls. I have decided that this is going to be a sexathon unliek any other, so I gotta keep the numbers down.
So heres the deal.
All the "A" list are good to go, your airline and hotel are set.
Everyone else, heres the thing --- I can only take 6 more cockslingers and 8 more girly girls.
because of this issue there is now a public contest
PUBLIC CONTEST!!!!
write me a 500 word essay, attach it to this as a review or post it as a work whatever I don't care......myself and my band of goons will pick the wINrars and you can participate in this event.
----- you can hear the deliverance music already
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-09-27 03:36:27 EDT (#)
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I thought I might have seen you at the mountain harbour club near lake chatuge. beautiful course
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-10 20:44:06 EDT (#)
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Did I attend this????
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-30 23:48:33 EDT (#)
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I don't believe you're TRULY sorry.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 08:14:27 EDT (#)
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LOL
I should show up just to see how big your freaky beady eyes can get!
ahahahahahah
good times!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-04-28 04:47:11 EDT (#)
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SORRY YOU DIDNT MAKE THIS LIST CRYSTLE
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-28 01:55:53 EDT (#)
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The ONLY thing to look forward to in my pathetic life?
This would not come to mind.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-04-27 22:56:15 EDT (#)
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I wanted to go...
but its the same weekend as the star trek convention.
<Insert nerd joke here>
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-26 22:23:47 EDT (#)
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I can't believe I got rejected...
He's SERIOUS about the A-List only...
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-04-26 00:41:39 EDT (#)
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36 guys? 12 girls? ahahahahahah. pathetic.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-04-25 17:03:48 EDT (#)
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You still got my number, dude?
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-04-25 00:26:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-04-24 15:17:56 EDT (#)
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where in NC?
I live in Durham...can make this event unlike the ones held elsewheres.
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No shit.. I'm in Burlington!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-25 00:15:09 EDT (#)
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Dang it.. meant to say, in all the times I've met up with Rad, he's never molestered me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-25 00:14:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-24 07:48:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-24 06:44:45 CDT (#)
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I'll come, but only if LittleMonster comes too.
or at LEAST FG
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I'm afeared. Rad tends to molest Ubercon attendees.
I've heard the stories.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-25 00:10:26 EDT (#)
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here is my essay - I missed the first post, check your email (but give me a few seconds)
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-04-25 00:02:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-24 15:22:17 EDT (#)
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A-list. The A must stand for asshole.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-04-24 15:17:56 EDT (#)
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where in NC?
I live in Durham...can make this event unlike the ones held elsewheres.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-04-24 14:42:42 EDT (#)
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needs more "eddie" thatch
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:53:10 EDT (#)
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Gah 36 guys and 12 girls at a sexathon.
Pass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:00:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-24 11:48:19 EDT (#)
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I do wanna see the new ballpark. Looks like a beaut. Signing off. I need to make some money and work on my abs. Long story.
Oh yeah, can FG come to the ballgame?
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all the same to me if she does. i'm usually bleachers or right over the home dugout.
i'm just there to yell at officials and drink overpriced beer.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-24 11:58:00 EDT (#)
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However, if I went and Forensic was there...she'd protect me.
Sage <3 Forensic.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-24 11:56:52 EDT (#)
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Thank God my status is more like Q-list and I'm likely unwelcome at such an event.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-04-24 11:56:26 EDT (#)
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Sorry. Replace 10 hours with 10 days and 4 days with 4 years.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-04-24 11:55:03 EDT (#)
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The first and last time I attended an Ubercon, I woke up in a hotel with my asshole hurting and the sheets stained with blood. On the TV was an explanatory video of Sideburns, Mickginny, Lojope, Kristen and Yidelle knocking me out with chloroform and then hooking me up to some wires to intravenously feed me liquified roofies over the next 10 hours or so where they proceeded to forcibly insert every object in the hotel room up my ass. As I came to my senses, I realized they stole all my money and belongings. I was stranded in Austin, Texas for 4 days.
Other than that though, the Ubercon was okay.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-24 11:48:19 EDT (#)
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I do wanna see the new ballpark. Looks like a beaut. Signing off. I need to make some money and work on my abs. Long story.
Oh yeah, can FG come to the ballgame?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-24 11:17:53 EDT (#)
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i'll go to a cards game with you, lunger.
had chance to go tonight, cards v. cubs, private box, but life got in the way so i gave my tickets away to my assistant and her husband. i am a humanitarian and a gentleman.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-24 11:02:37 EDT (#)
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Ain't no way I'm going to NC. I've been there.
About this time next year, I'll be in St. Louis for a few days. Maybe the Cards will be playing in town. If so, maybe Scourge and I will go see a game, drink lots of beer, frolic along the banks of the Mississippi, hold hand as we ascend the Arch. Maybe the Cards will be playing the Mets, and maybe beeltea will be there, playing Puck with a traveling Shakespearean group, and maybe he'll join us at the ballgame. Scourge and I will give him noogies as we cheer on the Cardinals. Or maybe my family will come with me, in which case I'll probably just sit on my hotel balcony smoking cigarettes while they watch Survivor.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-04-24 10:43:56 EDT (#)
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I'll cum if Method's Mom is going. And so will every black guy in the immediate area.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-24 10:25:16 EDT (#)
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well, set or not, it better be first class and an executive suite or i'm def not coming.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-24 10:07:48 EDT (#)
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MY REAL ESTATE AGENT CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:51:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:50:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-24 08:45:09 CDT (#)
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I don't know what I'm signing up for.
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All manner of buggery.
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I'm glad I don't know what that means, but thank you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:50:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-24 08:45:09 CDT (#)
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I don't know what I'm signing up for.
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All manner of buggery.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:50:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:45:09 EDT (#)
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My essay:
My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER! Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!
The end.
I don't know what I'm signing up for.
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Did he just say making fuck?...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:45:09 EDT (#)
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My essay:
My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER! Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!
The end.
I don't know what I'm signing up for.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:44:58 EDT (#)
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I need a band of goons. :(
I would settle for a brute squad.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:41:43 EDT (#)
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This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world! Wooo,
wooo! Wooo, wooo!
-- Homer Simpson
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:23:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-24 08:46:09 EDT (#)
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Sadly LM will not be attending this here ubercon.
The best I can do is get wrecked when I know this is going on in your honour big bear.
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oh poo on you!
I was hoping for a good natured ribbing from ya.
oh well, one day dear lass, one day.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-24 08:46:09 EDT (#)
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Sadly LM will not be attending this here ubercon.
The best I can do is get wrecked when I know this is going on in your honour big bear.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-24 07:54:04 EDT (#)
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I'll be in Vegas May 7-10...Two nights of DMB and lots of poker.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-24 07:52:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-24 07:48:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-24 06:44:45 CDT (#)
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I'll come, but only if LittleMonster comes too.
or at LEAST FG
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I'm afeared. Rad tends to molest Ubercon attendees.
I've heard the stories.
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Dont worry, I'm a big guy, I'll protect ya.
I'll run blocker.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-24 07:48:39 EDT (#)
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Lame. Lame.
.....lame
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-24 07:48:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-24 06:44:45 CDT (#)
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I'll come, but only if LittleMonster comes too.
or at LEAST FG
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I'm afeared. Rad tends to molest Ubercon attendees.
I've heard the stories.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-24 07:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll come, but only if LittleMonster comes too.
or at LEAST FG
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-04-24 07:05:01 EDT (#)
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Jezus, an Ubercon NC? Where is this taking place? I'm interested in attending, but far too lazy to research your email address. I'm in Burlington, but I'm a field engineer, so my work area covers the entire state (Sans Charlotte).
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-24 06:59:11 EDT (#)
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toss
turn
toss
turn
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