SPT: What I learned in topology. (1156 hits)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (View user info) at 2009-04-23 01:13:53 EDT
Hausdorff spaces are the least ghey.
Since given any two points, you can find balls around the points not touching.
Any non-Hausdorff space, balls are touching.
Wish I had a audio clip of my friend screaming "balls, balls, balls" after five hours of doing topology homework. Sadly I do not. Here are a bunch of worthless pics that you've already seen.
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-04-28 02:27:57 EDT (#)
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http://differentkitchen.blogspot.com/2009/03/new-nwa-biopic.html
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-04-28 02:24:48 EDT (#)
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NWA +2
And we'll AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE home in my automobile!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-24 21:12:58 EDT (#)
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You loved us so much you came!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-04-23 13:22:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-23 04:59:49 EDT (#)
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Shouldn't it be "I find your lack of cuteness disturbing"?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-04-23 12:31:55 EDT (#)
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I can get work off that turtle?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-23 11:38:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-23 08:20:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-23 08:15:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-23 04:06:18 EDT (#)
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I always thought Topology was the study of hedges.
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I thought it was the study of dominant role sadomasochistic homosexual practice. Like Bottomology, only different.
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hahahaha
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-04-23 11:24:10 EDT (#)
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I am also a big fan of topology, and am the proud owner of numerous Klein bottles.
http://www.kleinbottle.com/
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-23 10:34:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-23 09:57:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:28:45 EDT (#)
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Tah Dah!
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-23 09:11:59 EDT (#)
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Some of those pictures were pretty good.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-23 08:54:14 EDT (#)
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Here's a +2 straight outta Compton.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-04-23 08:31:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-23 08:20:50 EDT (#)
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well, alright then.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-23 08:20:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-23 08:15:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-23 04:06:18 EDT (#)
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I always thought Topology was the study of hedges.
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I thought it was the study of dominant role sadomasochistic homosexual practice. Like Bottomology, only different.
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hahahaha
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-23 08:18:57 EDT (#)
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Oh, thanks for that.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-23 08:15:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-23 04:06:18 EDT (#)
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I always thought Topology was the study of hedges.
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I thought it was the study of dominant role sadomasochistic homosexual practice. Like Bottomology, only different.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-23 07:57:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-23 07:30:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-23 04:59:49 EDT (#)
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Shouldn't it be "I find your lack of cuteness disturbing"?
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-23 05:13:04 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
I miss Method
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-23 04:59:49 EDT (#)
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Shouldn't it be "I find your lack of cuteness disturbing"?
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2009-04-23 04:58:12 EDT (#)
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As for the Topology-Balls connection, recall the Hairy Ball Theorem (sometimes referred to as the Hairy Coconut Theorem). Or for the Real Analysis - Balls connection, recall the Baire Category Theorem, from which it follows that any Banach space has balls.
However sometime past the point of basic homology and cohomology, and right around the point of spectral sequences, no amount of balls can make you laugh your way through whatever text you're reading.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-23 04:06:18 EDT (#)
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I always thought Topology was the study of hedges.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-23 04:02:33 EDT (#)
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this post is balls.
balls, balls, balls.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-23 03:44:42 EDT (#)
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after my boyfriend cums i like to hold his balls in my hand and feel them moving
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-23 02:43:09 EDT (#)
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"Yo, Moby, why you always be holdin' yo dick?"
"Well, it wouldn't be gentlemanly of me to leave it draggin' on the ground, and shit."
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:48:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:35:37 EDT (#)
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"Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls."
That's a line from a great poem, written in iambic pentameter except for one line that I screwed up. Don't worry, though. I'll correct it before I submit it for eventual publication.
I've never seen any of the photos. Love the Ta Da thing.
And *sigh* is right.
Good show. Good show.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:30:35 EDT (#)
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There you are! I don't know you, but you're there!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:28:45 EDT (#)
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Tah Dah!