Pines UP, Oaks Down! (849 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.53 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S.I. Co. (View user info) at 2009-04-22 13:23:23 EDT
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-23 16:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doesn't matter. This deserves B@W.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-23 15:30:41 EDT (#)
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Doubtful, but I never made B@W :(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-23 15:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-23 15:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-23 13:24:55 EDT (#)
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Which of your ladies is going to show me your tits and/or snatch?
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ME! PICK ME!!
no, wait. . .
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-23 14:06:00 EDT (#)
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I meant "you" ladies but....whatever, if you wanna show me your wife's/girlfriend's tits and box I'm down for that too.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-23 13:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-23 13:24:55 EDT (#)
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Which of your ladies is going to show me your tits and/or snatch?
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Well lets see did caul post a review on here?? oh wait...this post is about dick, of course he did.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-23 13:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Which of your ladies is going to show me your tits and/or snatch?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-23 08:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read yet. But filename = auto +2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-23 08:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fucking hilarious.
B@W
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-23 05:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All these pictures - I already seen 'em.
Get your shit together, or I start dropping -2bombs and posting pictures of my dick.
Only warning.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-23 04:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't be assed to read the reviews but please tell me I'm not the only one to pick you up on that fucking HORRIBLE font.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-23 03:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-23 03:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice font
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Read half of the text, wanked to any and all images of penises.
As per usual.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-23 00:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-04-22 23:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You, sir, are my new hero. *bows*
Submitted by jacob782 (user info) at 2009-04-22 20:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2009-04-22 18:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-22 17:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-22 21:08:17 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah! but accompanied with a +2 and now a 'x'.
And I just mailed you a booby pic.
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Oh, how I wish this was true!
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look again.
email also contains bitchiness and a request.
stop emailing me cock shots
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-22 16:42:24 EDT (#)
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Yes, because dick jokes are so tough, Jethro. I think it's time you take a month off of coming online to hit on Ghola (I mean, you bought her a drink or two and didn't even get laid; she's easier than virgin on prom night) and work on your material. Old age has you slipping.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-22 16:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, it worked- you just need an IQ over 68 to be able to absorb it, Mr. Wizard.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-22 16:33:35 EDT (#)
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That may be true, but you should carry around a note card of one-liners that work because that one obviously failed as much as your hairline, Jethro.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-22 16:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You probably carry around pictures of tree-dicks in your wallet.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-22 16:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-22 16:08:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah! but accompanied with a +2 and now a 'x'.
And I just mailed you a booby pic.
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Oh, how I wish this was true!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-22 15:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-22 15:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
weirdo
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-22 15:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-22 15:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats some serious floral peenerage going on.
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-22 19:36:12 BST (#)
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I have another post 1/2 way done but I'm unsure whether or not it is funny. Would anyone like to tell me whether or not a post is funny? sicosemen.at.gmail.com
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Check your mail, peener man. I'll happily give my opinion...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah! but accompanied with a +2 and now a 'x'.
And I just mailed you a booby pic.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orphelia, is there a programming bug in your niceness? Sheesh, I thought we were e-lovers and here to find out you are just throwing zingers left and right has broken my soul and heart.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's never stopped you before
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:36:12 EDT (#)
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I have another post 1/2 way done but I'm unsure whether or not it is funny. Would anyone like to tell me whether or not a post is funny? sicosemen.at.gmail.com
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PLEASE DO NOT POST A BUNCH OF etc.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:20:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did you buy our slanket/snuggie yet?
get it in blue if you can, it'll really make my eyes stand out as we hold each other close.
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Are you kidding? Why *buy* one when I can sew one, something that will have much more sentimental value for us both? When you are a way I'll wrap up real nice and tight in it, sniffing for your scent, and getting a loose starfish simultaneously. MMMMM mmm, mmm!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:19:40 EDT (#)
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Nevermind, I just reread it and see plenty. There's even places where I forgot whole words. OH NOES!
TREES STILL HAVE PENISES THOUGH!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did you buy our slanket/snuggie yet?
get it in blue if you can, it'll really make my eyes stand out as we hold each other close.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:49:23 EDT (#)
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LURN 2 SPEL BETUR
but plus 2 for the effort.
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There's undoubtedly spelling errors in here as are most paint posts because of the lack of spell check, so accept my apologies. I'm certainly not going to go through and try to find them but if either of you upstanding gentleman wouldn't mind, I'd definitely appreciate it. The one I know I fucked up on was not/knot, but lost interest thereafter.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome unreadable font
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:12:26 EDT (#)
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You have certainly proven yourself herein to be the Uber authority on wooden genitalia.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. The tree with the Vag..I think the second one. Is a photoshop most definitely. That looked way too real. Either that or I really need to get laid. Stupid fucking pregnant girlfriends.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LURN 2 SPEL BETUR
but plus 2 for the effort.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LURN 2 SPEL BETUR
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*clap hands, eyes deep in robe hood* Good....gooooood!
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*speechless*
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, how can I not +2 a tree bajiner?
Caul will +2 because of tree penis