Have you ever been tear gassed? (1278 hits)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (View user info) at 2009-04-21 14:34:33 EDT
When I was a kid I was in the Canadian Armed Forces Reserves. On a very hot summer day we put on gas masks and then marched one by one into a room filled with cs gas. In the thick white haze we could see that there was an officer sitting at a desk in the otherwise empty house. He had a checklist. We had to stand at attention, remove our gas masks, recite name, rank and social insurance number, and repeat if we fucked up, and repeat it again if we fucked up, and only then could we beat ass through the house and out the back door.
With that gas any place you sweat, you burn- chest, back, pits, groin, and it is hard to concentrate on anything when your scrotum is on fire. Also, you were blind. And you wanted to vomit. And you had to calmly recite name, rank, and SIN.
After we were done our platoon was marched into a nearby river where we stood and soaked in chest high water since the damn gas got inside everything.
It was pretty much like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsYEgtDxs-U
Have you ever been gassed?
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-04-25 17:11:57 EDT (#)
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Something similar happened with me when I spent a summer in a rowboat and became a Marine.
Good times.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-24 19:11:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-04-21 12:57:25 PDT (#)
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back in the day, i had the pleasure of gassing hundreds of hippies from the trunk of a cruiser and i tell you what...it was so much goddamn fun i almost got a chubby
good times
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That was YOU in that cruiser?
heh
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-23 17:40:57 EDT (#)
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*backpeddlers below*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-23 14:28:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-23 13:20:14 EDT (#)
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And I'm not actually serious about emailing your work you dumbass.
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that was obvious but it still funny to see Jack pretend he has any mean to get back at an anonymous internet user, except physical confrontion, which would be even more laughable.
that's what happens when you have no education and spend most of your time prancing around naked with cats. you don't understand how things work.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-04-23 14:20:24 EDT (#)
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ahahahaha
oh that video brings back memories. i fucking hated chem training. one day after getting gassed, i lit up a cigarette to show how hardcore i was. it ended up being a very bad idea. it got even worse when a colonel saw me smoking and got super pissed.
i always thought that shit was stupid as fuck. i'd be sitting there with that burning feeling with after coming out of the gas chamber and i'd think to myself, "why the fuck are we doing this? i very seriously doubt i will ever get gassed during a war. this is fucking stupid."
i hated having to leave that gear on in the hot south Texas sun. sweat would get in your eyes and sting the shit out of them but you couldn't take off your mask to do anything about it.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-23 13:20:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:37:35 EDT (#)
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I'm going to give you boys the business.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:37:20 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt and no1hasdis. Get ready for it.
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I assume Jack just wants the written record for when he gives us "the business". Lol, Jack you're such a retard. And I'm not actually serious about emailing your work you dumbass. Besides, you're such an epic failure all on your lonesome, why bother?
Submitted by gazaroo82 (user info) at 2009-04-23 05:11:37 EDT (#)
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Faggot. Man up and grow a set. It happens to us twice every year and CS gas isn't tear gas you fucking gibbon of epic proportions....
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-04-23 03:11:41 EDT (#)
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Does this count:
My big brother holding me down when he was 8 and I was 5 and then sitting on my ear and farting into it while I gagged?
My brother's cuntastic.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:46:10 EDT (#)
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nuh uh
Submitted by therealgeddylee (user info) at 2009-04-23 00:07:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-22 23:41:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-22 18:54:27 EDT (#)
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I always like having a written record of people who make theats against me. Ubersite is forever.
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where did i threaten you? you are one paranoid mofo. if anything, i only gave you advice. but if you percieve this as a threat (for some reason), what recourse do you have?
Jack: "I'm now unemployed cuz this anonymous person said he would send emails to my employer about my fucking around at work. I have it on paper!"
Judge: "gtfo"
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-22 19:00:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-22 09:31:01 EDT (#)
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Yep.
In boot camp, we did the same thing. We were marched into a 10' x 10' block building wearing our gas masks. Inside, the drill sergeants were waiting wearing their masks. They gave us a lecture on respecting and appreciating our chemical gear.
We had to take our masks off. They counted to 10...verrry sllllowwwwly.
Your eyes teared over instantly. Snot poured out of your nose. Skin burned. Some people upchucked because they made us drink a full pint of milk each for breakfast. The smell of the CS gas still is in my mind.
Then they marched us out the other side of the building.
There was nothing like the smell of fresh air after that experience. After about five minutes, my eyes and nose stopped running profusely, and my skin just felt like I had a bad sunburn.
Since I was in the first group through the building, I was pretty much recovered by the time half of our group was through. I remember watching kids running out of the building. Some were screaming. Some were puking. Some were doing both. One kid fell onto the ground and did a stop-drop-and-roll...in puke.
Another guy was immune to the gas. For some reason, it didn't bother him at all. He just walked out and sat down.
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There was an unfortunate tree placed near the exit of our CS building. It was plenty far from the door and I imagine that it wasn't really a problem, but some guy in one the first groups came plowing out the door with snot flying and drill sergeants yelling, and plowed right into the tree. Knocked cold.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-22 18:54:27 EDT (#)
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I always like having a written record of people who make theats against me. Ubersite is forever.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:37:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:32:20 EDT (#)
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Jacquelyn, it's the electronic age. I can easily send the same email to every financial institution in a 10 block radius. And there's no need to mention you saying mean things. Some key links to the promotion of racism, bitching about your place of work, and most of all the fact that you brag about wasting time at work and misusing TARP funds should suffice. You think that the IT department won't take the five minutes to search outgoing logs to see if someone is misusing company time?
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in all seriousness, people don't realize how detailed are those logs.
if you're gonna use the web, you better make sure you're not gonna give them a reason to open them, whether by doing a shitty job or by a complaint from an internet troll.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-22 18:51:45 EDT (#)
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Yep. Our's was a little different; we enter the little room and stand for about 30 seconds in order to give info, then we break seal, take a breath, reseal and clear. This is to show the effectiveness of the mask and to trust the technology. Then, we break seal and do overhead arm claps to a 10 count, then we clear the room. All in all it takes about a minute start to finish.
I didn't have my mask properly sealed before I entered the room, so I was getting gassed from the first second. It was fucking horrible.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-04-22 16:47:59 EDT (#)
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yes, it sucked
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:28:03 EDT (#)
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Never been gassed, never want to, and why that's part of training is beyond me. It's not like you're in there long enough or multiple times to build a resistance to it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:37:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:32:20 EDT (#)
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Jacquelyn, it's the electronic age. I can easily send the same email to every financial institution in a 10 block radius. And there's no need to mention you saying mean things. Some key links to the promotion of racism, bitching about your place of work, and most of all the fact that you brag about wasting time at work and misusing TARP funds should suffice. You think that the IT department won't take the five minutes to search outgoing logs to see if someone is misusing company time?
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in all seriousness, people don't realize how detailed are those logs.
if you're gonna use the web, you better make sure you're not gonna give them a reason to open them, whether by doing a shitty job or by a complaint from an internet troll.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:32:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:16:48 EDT (#)
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Sure... you're going to email the bank you assume I work for and say a guy using a fake name who says he works for A bank and MAY be an employee of the addressee is saying mean things on the internet.
And it will come from a completely untraceable, anonymous source.
Go ahead.
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Jacquelyn, it's the electronic age. I can easily send the same email to every financial institution in a 10 block radius. And there's no need to mention you saying mean things. Some key links to the promotion of racism, bitching about your place of work, and most of all the fact that you brag about wasting time at work and misusing TARP funds should suffice. You think that the IT department won't take the five minutes to search outgoing logs to see if someone is misusing company time?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:31:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/121933#2887534
in your dreams
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:29:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:16:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:04:22 EDT (#)
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You were never in the reserves, you pasty faced feeble ginger. Quit embaressing Canada claiming you were. If you don't stop the incessant lying, I'm going to have to Email your bank, and it won't be about mortgage rates.
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Sure... you're going to email the bank you assume I work for and say a guy using a fake name who says he works for A bank and MAY be an employee of the addressee is saying mean things on the internet.
And it will come from a completely untraceable, anonymous source.
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stop acting like it's hard to know where you work. you posted a picture from your office. it's not like a high school grad like you would have multiple offices.
it wouldn't be hard to give a physical description (ugly gingers who smell like cat piss are not too common) and location of the employee that fucks around at work.
but even if the complaint is anonymous, if your employer decides to open your logs, you are fucked, regardless of the source. even if you only use the web casually, like most people do. it happened to me once after some asshole tried to make me lose my job (http://www.ubersite.com/m/115828) and i was lucky i wasn't surfing the web at work during that period and that it backfired on him.
i don't care where you work, but your arguments are bs and it's obvious you're scared. you'd be best to ignore threats like these even though no1hasdis was clearly kidding.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:19:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2009-04-22 12:30:59 EDT (#)
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Yes.
Back in college I worked at a movie theater. During a packed, and I mean packed, 800 people, showing of Dances with Wolves, someone released a tear gas canister in the theater. The panic was amazing, and honestly, it felt as though pins were being driven into every pore of my body. People were pushing and shoving, step on one another, falling over chairs. The fire department had to clear the theaters, rescue 25 people and set up these giant fans. 24 hours later we were able to reopen.
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Jesus Christ.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:18:44 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA! that's what happens when you loose track of what you are doing with the refresh button. HAHAHA!
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:17:45 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt's bottom bitch, below. Where he belongs.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:16:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:04:22 EDT (#)
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You were never in the reserves, you pasty faced feeble ginger. Quit embaressing Canada claiming you were. If you don't stop the incessant lying, I'm going to have to Email your bank, and it won't be about mortgage rates.
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Sure... you're going to email the bank you assume I work for and say a guy using a fake name who says he works for A bank and MAY be an employee of the addressee is saying mean things on the internet.
And it will come from a completely untraceable, anonymous source.
Go ahead.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-22 13:04:22 EDT (#)
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You were never in the reserves, you pasty faced feeble ginger. Quit embaressing Canada claiming you were. If you don't stop the incessant lying, I'm going to have to Email your bank, and it won't be about mortgage rates.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2009-04-22 12:30:59 EDT (#)
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Yes.
Back in college I worked at a movie theater. During a packed, and I mean packed, 800 people, showing of Dances with Wolves, someone released a tear gas canister in the theater. The panic was amazing, and honestly, it felt as though pins were being driven into every pore of my body. People were pushing and shoving, step on one another, falling over chairs. The fire department had to clear the theaters, rescue 25 people and set up these giant fans. 24 hours later we were able to reopen.
And that was just one incident. We had riots, stabbings, a gun pressed to my chest, someone thrown through a plate glass window, yep, good times!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-22 09:42:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-22 08:58:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-21 18:03:43 EDT (#)
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Francocentric fuckin retard.
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what does that have to do with the french?
if all BMQ took place in Alberta or fucking Nunavut, it still wouldn't be Petawawa, ON, you lying cat abuser.
oh wait...i guess you researched your lie. google tells me reservists can train in any military base. i guess we'll have to believe you.
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Still being a pissy little bitch because I mentioned something you didn't know and were too stupid to look up before shooting off your mouth?
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you were never in the reserve, jack.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-22 09:31:01 EDT (#)
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Yep.
In boot camp, we did the same thing. We were marched into a 10' x 10' block building wearing our gas masks. Inside, the drill sergeants were waiting wearing their masks. They gave us a lecture on respecting and appreciating our chemical gear.
We had to take our masks off. They counted to 10...verrry sllllowwwwly.
Your eyes teared over instantly. Snot poured out of your nose. Skin burned. Some people upchucked because they made us drink a full pint of milk each for breakfast. The smell of the CS gas still is in my mind.
Then they marched us out the other side of the building.
There was nothing like the smell of fresh air after that experience. After about five minutes, my eyes and nose stopped running profusely, and my skin just felt like I had a bad sunburn.
Since I was in the first group through the building, I was pretty much recovered by the time half of our group was through. I remember watching kids running out of the building. Some were screaming. Some were puking. Some were doing both. One kid fell onto the ground and did a stop-drop-and-roll...in puke.
Another guy was immune to the gas. For some reason, it didn't bother him at all. He just walked out and sat down.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-22 08:58:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-21 18:03:43 EDT (#)
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Francocentric fuckin retard.
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what does that have to do with the french?
if all BMQ took place in Alberta or fucking Nunavut, it still wouldn't be Petawawa, ON, you lying cat abuser.
oh wait...i guess you researched your lie. google tells me reservists can train in any military base. i guess we'll have to believe you.
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Still being a pissy little bitch because I mentioned something you didn't know and were too stupid to look up before shooting off your mouth?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-22 08:52:42 EDT (#)
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I tried to join the Canadian armed forces once, but I wasn't willing to guard Ham and Syrup production plants the rest of my life. Or ride a horse with a hockey stick shaped dildo in my ass.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-22 08:49:17 EDT (#)
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Canadian Armed Forces
And that, kids, is what we call an 'oxymoron'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-22 03:47:44 EDT (#)
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When I was a kid I thought about joining the Canadian Armed Forces Reserves, trouble was my cat, fifi, wouldn't abide the mounting rule, so I played hopscotch and drank lashings and lashings of ginger beer.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-04-22 03:38:59 EDT (#)
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yes
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2009-04-22 02:46:39 EDT (#)
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yes. yes i have. cs sucks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-22 01:50:31 EDT (#)
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btw jack, why the hell did you link an image of a pile driver?
are you so dumb to assume that an adult wouldn't know what it is?
we've all seen them and we all know who Zangief is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-22 01:47:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-21 18:03:43 EDT (#)
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Francocentric fuckin retard.
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what does that have to do with the french?
if all BMQ took place in Alberta or fucking Nunavut, it still wouldn't be Petawawa, ON, you lying cat abuser.
oh wait...i guess you researched your lie. google tells me reservists can train in any military base. i guess we'll have to believe you.
nah.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-04-22 00:58:45 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't go around blaming the swiss for anything, they have a lot of guns. And they know how to use them.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-22 00:21:43 EDT (#)
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They had Swiss Army knives, damn it!
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Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-04-21 23:42:04 EDT (#)
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Wasn't a division of the CAFR once captured by two Maine boyscouts who accidently wandered across the border?
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-21 23:06:57 EDT (#)
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nope.
plenty of gassy bfs, tho.
i've even gagged a few times when i'm going down on a guy, and not in a good way.
i just stop and tell him to fuck me already.
personal hygeine ftw!
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-04-21 22:45:42 EDT (#)
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there was this one night at Taco Bell... nevermind.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-21 22:35:15 EDT (#)
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no
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-04-21 22:00:20 EDT (#)
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Canada has a military?
I thought you guys disbanded it in 1947 or something... wow.. do you still use prop fighters?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-04-21 20:50:10 EDT (#)
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Yes.
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2009-04-21 19:59:35 EDT (#)
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Yes, I have. 9 years in the Army, countless CS chambers.
Wasn't all that bad, but like all chemicals, it affects everybody differently.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-21 19:56:08 EDT (#)
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http://www.gdumb.com/?p=187
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-04-21 19:21:48 EDT (#)
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yes, several times. it sucked. glad i'm not in the military any more.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-21 19:07:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:21:39 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA @ joedaddy.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-21 18:03:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:28:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:36:33 EDT (#)
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Did summer and winter training in Petawawa, but most of it was in and around Ottawa, firing old FNC1s at Connaught Rifle Ranges and hoping the fucking things didn't explode.
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i thought all Basic Military training took part in Saint-Jean, QC.
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Francocentric fuckin retard.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-21 17:15:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:39:42 EDT (#)
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I've never been tear gassed per se but I've been on a crowded train when someone (no one owned up), let a 6 second squeaker fart out that made the whole train smell like a horse stable. 7 dead 3 wounded.
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this made me giggle.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:28:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:36:33 EDT (#)
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Did summer and winter training in Petawawa, but most of it was in and around Ottawa, firing old FNC1s at Connaught Rifle Ranges and hoping the fucking things didn't explode.
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i thought all Basic Military training took part in Saint-Jean, QC.
i bet that base exists in that same imaginary world where your book sales are.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:21:39 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA @ joedaddy.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:20:06 EDT (#)
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No, but my little sister laid down a brutal dutch oven on me once, back when she was still in diapers. I still bear the scars.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:15:17 EDT (#)
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Hey now, the FNs were fine weapons.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:09:43 EDT (#)
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Yep. US Navy boot camp, 1980. Good times, good times.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:57:25 EDT (#)
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back in the day, i had the pleasure of gassing hundreds of hippies from the trunk of a cruiser and i tell you what...it was so much goddamn fun i almost got a chubby
good times
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:42:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-21 14:52:09 EDT (#)
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stop lying, you were never in the reserve. you're so proud of your daddy being an army mechanic, there's no way in hell you wouldn't have told us before. you'd probably think your rambo.
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I rarely mention it because we were just playing games and there are a lot of guys on uber who have done the real thing. I have too much respect for them to try and make what I did sound important. I just thought this would be a fun question.
Oh, and before I forget, fuck you Caul. I'm not surprised you sucked a dick. You're wound so tight the only way a dick would ever get up your ass is if it was on the end of a piledriver.
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/intro/images/pile-driver-image1.gif
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:39:42 EDT (#)
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I've never been tear gassed per se but I've been on a crowded train when someone (no one owned up), let a 6 second squeaker fart out that made the whole train smell like a horse stable. 7 dead 3 wounded.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:36:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:12:04 EDT (#)
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You were never in the reserves.
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Did summer and winter training in Petawawa, but most of it was in and around Ottawa, firing old FNC1s at Connaught Rifle Ranges and hoping the fucking things didn't explode.
*Caul furiously adds these details to his Jacques M. spreadsheet and wonders why he was not privy to this information until now*
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:33:16 EDT (#)
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I'm so skittish when it comes to my eyes that I can't even let that little puff of air hit them when I'm at the optometrist.
I haven't, no. Thank God.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:31:04 EDT (#)
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I saw no rule that said funny was required, so shut your fucking mouth, you fucking asshole.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:26:38 EDT (#)
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failing miserably at being funny again, below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:18:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:12:04 EDT (#)
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You were never in the reserves.
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You wer never human, so stfu.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:12:04 EDT (#)
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You were never in the reserves.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:11:31 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Caul, you so fucking funny I shit my pants when I read your drivel. Fucking idiot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:04:59 EDT (#)
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Bubba tries to be funny but fails miserably.
It is very sad.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:02:32 EDT (#)
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Caul wanted to join the reserves, but they didn't allow butt pirates. He was very sad.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-21 14:52:09 EDT (#)
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stop lying, you were never in the reserve. you're so proud of your daddy being an army mechanic, there's no way in hell you wouldn't have told us before. you'd probably think your rambo.
besides, there's no way you would've accepted training in Quebec, in Saint-Jean-Sur-Richelieu of all places.
admit it, it was a group therapy for zoophiliacs and you were in a room filled with cats in heat and had to control your sexual impulse by reciting your names to remind yourselves you are humans.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-21 14:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-21 14:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I may have suffered from the odd bear spray mishap back in my forestry days.
Do dutch ovens count?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-21 14:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got gassed by a canadian sitting next to me on a train once.
it smelled of ham and maple syrup.
HORRID.
thank god it wasnt Caul, it would have smelled like dick too.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-21 14:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Only if I've had too much curry